Let's have some fun.
Insert ship, acquire scenario.
http://en.shindanmaker.com/536171
EmaAoi: Racing to confess their love
That one lesbian ship: im dating your twin and i confused you with them & smooched u AU
"If I touch you, you'll dissapear [sic]"
The first one to remotely make sense.
UniGear: we both sing really bad but its so funny & im in love
Their seiyuu are singers, which is ironic.
HoMado: I had a fight with you and i feel terrible
Holy shit.
reinako: eternal rivals pining slowly and painfully for each other
beautiful.
"Get Away From Me Now"
fuck
>Mitsu: accidentally kicked you on the crotch
Umm okay.
>YuuRin: Stroking one’s head in a way where their hand lingers on their cheek
Oh yes, that happened. For not so romantic reasons, but oh yes it happened..
>S&M exploration
Oh my...
TokaHaru: The last day we see each other, before graduation ceremony
......... indeed
kyousaya: it's ok to cry as much as you need.
>HibiMiku: RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE
>HomuMado: walked in on you in the shower
Oh, Homura.
>MitoNicole: beiNG IDOLS
>can't copypaste this because system thinks it's spam
Well then
>Aoi x Migiwa: we both sing really bad but its so funny & im in love
I can see that, somehow. Now I really want a pic of them drunk, singing karaoke together.
>>1891335
>Put the name of a ship.Probs like 31% fluff, 3% crack, 66% angst
Yeah, turn those stats around and then we'll talk.
AsuHomu: LET'S DANCE
>>1891400
I feel like as an incorporeal being Madokami would accidentally do this all the time when she pops in to check on Homura. Pre-Rebellion, of course.'accidentally'
Maybe I can use this to figure out which girl really deserves Severa in Fire Emblem: Awakening.
SeveraxKjelle: borrowing each others clothes but they’re both different sizes
SeveraxNoire: getting close,they start to close their eyes&hold breath&then SOMETHING HAPPENS&they jump aparT
SeveraxCynthia: Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
SeveraxLucina: tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!
Noire = Cynthia > Kjelle >>> Lucina
>>1891392
Is there a Yuri Yuri story that doesn't end badly for 1 girl? They all seem to have some sort of NTR element to them. Maybe Namori just likes NTR.
Appropriate.
Somehow I can totally see it.
ShizNat: one meme-ing the other until they deactivate twitter
I don't even
>>1891497
I could see Shizuru subtly using memes and nobody would think the dignified wonderful president uses memes, aside from Natsuki who just has a fit and gets off twitter.
>>1891484
>RisexNana
>that one maf AU where one is maf and the other one is cop
Drawfags fucking where
Konami: getting close,they start to close their eyes&hold breath&then SOMETHING HAPPENS&they jump apart
But this happened with UniGear not with them, I guess it works too.
>RinDai
>huddling for warmth
Cute
Shino/Alice: secret dating AU
I'm pretty sure it's not a secret at all, not even without AU
>SaexNatsume: ALMOST KISSING
4 real 2 me.
>>1891526
I think that's the first ShizNat idea I'd be interested in reading in about 5 years.
YagMirai: ****ing, "Now or Never" Kiss
Pretty much how I felt about them in SK2 with a bit of "Just fuck already" to go along with it.
Mami x Nagisa: I feel I'm losing my mind
Oh come on, really?
RemiliaxSakuya: coffee shop AU
I can see it.
>>1891574
Ha, I just put in:
remilia x sakuya: You are gone and I never told you my feelings
... :'(
>NepNoire: You are gone and I never told you my feelings
Mirei/Mamori: I have to take care of you while you're drunk & youre clingy af
I actually expect this to happen in the show in the future. Lesbian shenanigans with alcohol involved is a fucking trope.
>>1891582
I'm glad I keep getting fluff for mine.
SuwakoxKanako: seiyuus that hate each other but have to work voicing as main romantic pairing together AU
>Yuyushiki: When they graduate of highschool and don't see each other anymore.
>>1891594
Lady J x Rain: fake dating AU
I'd rather just have the real dating that's most likely going on in the current universe.Assuming they're not already married.
>KiriShira: I'm holding a knife near your throat, so better listen up
wut
>TsubaMari: It was... love at first sight
Better.
YoshikaxLynette: Flower shop AU
>KiGo: Everyone is gay
Okay then.
ChikanexHimeko: getting close,they start to close their eyes&hold breath&then SOMETHING HAPPENS&they jump aparT
I can see that happening.
MamoMirei: One of them can fall in love just once in their life.
How ominous.
>>1891594
>youre clingy af
You know it's going to be Mirei.
HotaKo: zombie apocalypse AU
Uh oh, but they should have a better chance of surviving in the country side right?
>DMJii
>You are gone and I never told you my feelings
Pretty much G without the asspull at the end.
Oh, come on!
MeiSaku: "We're going hard and fast."
AyaReimu: im dating your twin and i confused you with them & smooched u AU
Put in a strange ship and get a strange scenario I guess.AyaReimu is the best fuck the law.
>Satsuryu: "Everything is my fault"
It's like ep 25 all over again.
Only shittier.
MikoKuro: seiyuus that hate each other but have to work voicing as main romantic pairing together AU
http://en.shindanmaker.com/536171
jesus fuck
>>1891774
On the list of amazing ideas that no one will ever, ever write.
amamiinoue: It was... love at first sight
Check out my Pearl ships
RosePearl: "Want to watch the stars with me?"
pearlmethyst: "maybe we should pretend to date"
Pearl/Garnet: ALMOST KISSING
KaorinSakaki: falling asleep on the other's shoulder
HomuKyo: being locked in a room or trapped in a small space
"surfer AU"
So I guess Chloe is the surfer
Nico X Maki X Rin: I hold the umbrella when it rains.
Yep, Maki would most definitely be the one holding the umbrella.
HaruChiha: "Please leave--" "I don't want to."
Describes S1 well.
HonoUmi: [deep voice] RELEASE THE BEES
Is this like the horror movie about Birds?
IchiAo: I accidentally punched you on the face and I noticed you were quite the cutie so forgive me?
DV
UzuRin: THEY SMOLL
Honey, I shrunk the Idols?
ChikaYou: im dating your twin and i confused you with them & smooched u AU
Somehow I like this.
AkaSumi: "I'm so tired of being here."
Comfortfic?
OtohaxKyoka: "I-I'm not crying....I'm alright...."
Confession scenario
>>1892014
Ruby/Saphire: I hate you but youve been my crush for years not that im going to admit that outloud
I could totally see this happening a few thousand years ago.
>AkaChina: ****ING FAKE DATING
A plausible scenario for them to hook up when Chinatsu still trying to date Yui.
MikuLuka: a kiss under the rain
I approve.
Maki x Umi: Run into each other in a hospital while there for really stupid reasons
KureHina - I told you I loved you before I left. You never heard it.
Noo, that's too sad!
"TatsukiXOrihime: gay chicken that goes 2 far"
....holy shit that's perfect.
KyoukoxAyano: casually sitting on each other’s laps
No way they would sit casually.
TinaLisa: Sleepy kisses
Eh, I could see it.
Makoto x Ibuki: where they get real close and,stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds 2 long
http://en.shindanmaker.com/536171
Wow... this is so accurate it's frightening.
>YumiKuri: "I'm not coming back."
Oh.
NicoMaki: FIGHTING OVER BLANKETS IN BED
MariAkko: HEIGHT DIFFERENCES - nah
yukinosetsuko: soulmate au where you can’t lie to your soulmate - pretty terrible fit, haha
katpaz: one half gets the other to run their hand through their hair and down their back.
Oh, they would win everything by a landslide.
>>1894004
Dunno, given what my earlier query showed. Well, I guess there are the paralympics as well..
>>1894138
Well, I did say everything. The Paralympics run in the same city just after the "normal" ones.
>KiriOri: T A K I N G S E L F I E S
Well, that needed to be visualised.
>KagaxAkagi: the only thing im good at, is hurting those around me
As expected of the couple that spawned a thousand angsty doujins.
>YamatoxFubuki: im dating your twin and i confused you with them & smooched u AU
Now that's just low, even Yamato can't distinguish the Fubukis ;_;
UiAzu: holding their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day
YES!
>Fumi x Akira: Gazing up at the night sky while laying down on their lap
Beautiful.
>hajiutsu: Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
I love it. That's such a wonderful and fitting description of their relationship.
>Yosafire x Forze: one meme-ing the other until they deactivate twitter
I can easily see this happening.
My love for this Eva pairing will never die. Neither will their passion.
>>1891470
>Noel x Tsubaki: making rly bad jokes rly at night and full on snort laughing w/ each other
Semms pretty OOC for both of them
ErikaxAoi- 'Oh no….looks like we are trapped in this closet together…"
>TamaoxNagisa: I'm holding a knife near your throat, so better listen up
Oh shit, Tamao finally lost it.
>>1891335
Faberry: "I--I was better without you."
>:'^(
LunaGinny: huddling for warmth
Almond x Peridot: "maybe we should pretend to date"
Let's take out the "pretend to".
Deleted name of ship, but is canon.One of the 3 happened in the series but...
Whiterose: "I couldn't save you"
>YuuNami: I had a fight with you and i feel terrible
Why would they be fighting over?
>>1904763
Right in the feels
>>1904766
>Stop asking me to pee on your face!
It's way too easy to think of reasons for them to fight. Yuuna is weird in many ways. There's bound to be a time when Nanami snaps.
>Tsubasa/Maria: Dying ain’t so bad,not if u both go together.Only when one's left behind,it does get sad.
I'm going to say for the sake of my happiness that this is about Kanade or Serena.
"ristelle: raising children."
Well, it is canon, so...
Yumikuri: fighting for their anime waifu
This is both of them at the same time
>>1893744
Congrats on your good taste
>One of them dies saving the other
Very possible
Decided to try out babbys first ship. Could not have gone better.
YukariNyamo: one of them ruined a party telling dad jokes
>>1906367
Pic fucked up
>AyaChizu: R.I.P.
Yeah, no thanks to Kent.
>Yukari/Reimu as babies
...Yukari would do it, too.
Baked Alaska: For some reason they have to share a bed for the night.
AW YISS
>>1906367
>>1904763
>>1893599
Nailed it thrice.
>>1891712
More AW YISS
YuixTsumugi: S&M exploration
It must be one of those commoner things Mugi got curious about.
>>1892701
Would just like to remind that you are one of the biggest scumbags on the face of the Earth.
You are not a fan of Kyouko or Homura. Hell, you're not an actual fan of any of the shows you watch. Because you see all of them as nothing tool to exploit in order to amuse yourself.
Really, you're not even a fan of yuri. It's just your "most liked" fetish. You degrade and insult the characters of literally everything.
You're a stupid as the day is long, and you are not a mature person in any sense of the word. Your refuse to reply is not you being the bigger person, it's just you acting like a child holding their breath.
You as a whole do nothing but damage the yuri community. And the sad part is that you're not even coherent enough for even a single point to the contrary. You just dismiss everything and block it out because it's the only way you can cope to avoid damaging your ego.
