DUDE
>>72127966
cuck
Is joe literally the embodiment of DUDE WEER LMAO
He's open minded, tries to think things through not afraid to admit he's wrong/ignorant and is kind in spirit.
That's all I ask of a person.
>>72127966
Is Joe secretly a beta, disguising himself as an alpha male?
I have this knack of knowing which people are pretend and fake and beta.
Joe tries to act tough, blah blah fighting mma, gym, but he just seems beta. Like he was a scrawny little wimp as a kid.
And his voice is beta too, sounds like a slaughtered duck
I HAD THIS CRAZY IDEA AFTER I ATE 5 POT BROWNIES AND WENT INTO MY ISOLATION TANK LIKE DUDE WHAT IF THE BIG BANG WAS CAUSED BY HUMANS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE THAT CAME FROM ANOTHER BIG BANG FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE
DUDE...THIS IS SO DEEP I'M SO SMART AND SMOKE WEED LMAO
Joe Rogan is like the Platonic Form of that one guy in the fraternity who watched El Topo
>>72128078
Absolutely. I remember seeing a video where he was talking about LAN parties with some other guy and the other guy kept talking about how cool it was and Joe would always slip in some joke making fun of how lame it was while praising it so he didn't look like a total nerd.
Then they showed a picture of a stadium of starcraft or csgo fans at some big tournament and he called them all virgins, laughed it off then said he wanted to attend it.
He is closet beta who built up his public image for his career.
Which comedians are the biggest closet cases?
Rogan?
Luis j Gomez?
Bobby Kelly?
>>72127966
DUUUUUDE!
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
>ALPHA BRAIN
>SHROOMTECH
>KRILL & MCT OIL
>PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
>Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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>>72128078
Everyone who takes roids is a beta
Literally:
>Can't produce enough testosterone: The ''''''man'''''''
>>72128068
agreed. bro is an example of healthy curiosity
>>72128701
>>72128361
I think you have that wrong. Joe talks about building his own computer with friends and having quake lans at his house when he was the host of Fear Factor.
>>72128792
his whole gimmick is being open about his bisexuality
>>72128757
has me howling with laughter every time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kkw91sFyis
>>72128904
he's always insisted that he's straight though, even though he's talked about fucking cross-dressing men.
funny that he'll proudly talk about paying for sex for 30 years, but the less embarrassing act of admitting he's bi is too much for the little feller.
>>72128754
>fat bob kelly.jpg
Bit of a redundant file name dont you think?
>>72128940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Busy5pzKc
>>72128701
Gomez would be doing gay porn in Brooklyn if he didnt have Dave and Jay to ride the coattails of.
He's insecure as fuck too, he'll respond to pretty much any thing anyone says about him on the subreddits. I bet if you showed him this thread on twitter he would take time out of his day to learn how the board works to talk shit here.
>>72129003
>>72127966
Here's every Joe Rogan Experience in a nutshell.
>some smart guy
"And that's why time travel is possible, yet not practical for human beings."
>joe rogan
"That's interesting... which reminds me of mma and my ketogenic diet"
>>72128078
you sound like a massive faggot
DUDE
LIKE
DUDE
LIKE WHAT IF
DUDE LIKE WHAT IF PLANTS ARE PEOPLE TOO AND HAVE TELEPATHIC ABILITIES WHICH THEY USED TO TEACH ANCIENT PEOPLES HOW TO GET HIGH, PSYCHEDELICS CHANGED THE COURSE OF HISTORY MAN
>>72129239
>I BELIEVE IN THE STONED APE THEORY
that shit even sounds retarded.
>>72128757
This is my favorite pasta ever
DUDE IF THIS PLANT WAS FOUND TODAY IT WOULD BE HAILED AS A MIRACLE CURE FOR EVERYTHING
THIS PLANT THIS ALIEN FUCKING PLANT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
>>72129412
mine too
>"Imagine how fucked up you'd have to be to be a Cobra, they grow poison in their heads dude"
>It's a Joe talking about how dangerous Chimpanzees are episode
>>72128757
Does he still do ads? I only ever watch on youtube and there aren't any on that.
>>72127966
>Rogan=unwashed, unshaven, slimy fart.
I can't believe you morons listen to his pothead, mushrom eating trash talk. Half of his shit is: I don't know man.
>>72129239
>its not even lit
Thats worse than Doug Benson NEVER inhaling
>>72129532
He is white and looks mexican cause he doesn't wash!
>>72129555
>Half of his shit is: I don't know man.
but dude, does anyone really know anything?
>>72129555
Why know when you can think instead?
>>72129587
>implying Sicilians are white
>>72129532
kek
>>72129239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQWQJGyuJSE
>I get supapowers men, that's why I won't go to rehab while my brain turns to shit, men.
>DUDE SUPPLEMENTS LMAO
>DUDE KETTLEBELLS LMAO
>it's a "the guest is fucking retarded" episode
>>72129620
Think and come up with something OTHER than idk that =0.
>>72129703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csl7e0TU44U
>It's a Joe is retarded episode
>>72129669
>>72129532
Cobras have immunity to their venom , you dumb bitch.
Rogan has the face of a hobo and has 0 scientific knowledge or basis, he just reads articles and gets shocked cause he has no prior knowledge to understand the premises.
>It's a Graham Hancock talking about how the Sphinx was built 11,000 years ago episode
Now this REALLY makes me think
>>72129787
When did he claim otherwise? Obviously Cobras aren't getting fucked by their own venom, however growing poison in your head is pretty radical nonetheless. Imagine if humans did that
>"Joe Rogan isn't a scientist"
Woah, I didn't know
>>72129746
>I've never even heard it used as a verb before
>well, that's why I'm here
zozzle
>>72128792
>post the image of omar bending him over.
>>72129802
>It's Handcock and The Mason dude episode and Joe keeps interrupting them
Come on
>>72128757
>IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN
i lose it to this pasta every time
>>72129871
>radical
If it was poisonous to itself but not if it's just another liquid.
The only way to see it radical is if you don't understand that is just another harmless fluid to the snake.
The fact that it's located in his head, and being an adaptation related to the salivary glands it's understandable because bite is the most predatory action animals do, so it would be the best delivery for poison also.But if you're a moron...
>>72128078
he's a stand up comedian, what do you think?
>>72129989
Goddamn this
>tfw that crazy fucker convinced me to order his book
Down the rabbit hole
>>72128757
HYYYEEE!!
>>72128078
>t. beta faggot trying to convince himself that everyone else is secretly beta as well
>>72128078
>Like he was a scrawny little wimp as a kid.
You have a social deficiency on par with those suffering from autism if you think it's a special knack to see this. People with deficits must learn to overcome their problems in order to function, it's as simple as equaling the playing field. Small guys learn to scrap, huge guys learn to act docile in social settings, and you suck dicks because you were never loved. It's called compensating and you should feel humiliated now. And yes, Joe is short so he learned fighting. You are correct.
>It's a Peter Dousberg episode
>Bryan Callen shouts him down because his NY gay experiences don't correlate with what's being said
>>72128792
>>72128904
>>72129133
>>72128956
>>72129093
>>72129133
hi /r/opieandanthony
>>72129569
i hate that fat fucking faggot so much
>>72129544
Yeah, if you listen to it as a podcast. They are actually pretty funny to listen to. Not Bill Burr reading his ads -funny, but funny still.
>learned the word cuck
>used it in every episode since
>>72128068
He's really not open minded. He loses his shit if anyone mentions Christianity.
>>72128158
you didn't see him in Newsradio, did you?
WE NEED ROGANWATCH BACK RIGHT NOW.
I dont want to listen to his full podcasts but I want to see his retardation
>>72129746
>Someone is ignorant of certain terms.
>Therefore he's stupid.
There are different types of intelligence, and being able to be a successful comedian or martial artist undoubtably requires some types of intelligence.
Joe Rogan himself seems relatively interesting and has at least branched out to all different things. DUUUUDDDE WEED MAN and Sensory Deprivation aside, he at least has some interesting conversations with interesting guests that don't feel forced imo.
I pretty much ignore all UFC talks and most comedian ones, but the others seem good.
>>72130333
>ROGANWATCH
You mean the channel made by his ex for the sole purpose of shit posting whether accurate or not?
Wouldn't be surprised if much of it was on point, but not the best source.
>>72130410
>roganwatch
>ex
He had a gay partner? No way a woman put that together. Honestly I think it's Jaime having a side giggle. His Tom Papa highlights were 100% Roganwatch material.
>>72130333
>>72130410
Reminder rogan watch was taken down the day a Joe Roganis homosexual video was uploaded
>>72130355
>DUUUUDDDE WEED MAN
What is the point of this meme? Are you saying people shouldn't talk about something that radically altered their mood and perception?
>>72130288
Do you really think open-mindedness entails not calling out batshit insane ideas?
>>72130355
Depends on his guest, really.
Bill Burr, Sam Harris and Milo all have multiple podcasts with him and all are excellent. Milo's maybe more hit-or-miss because of how he is, but Sam and Bill are fantastic talking to Joe because he's so receptive to most of what they say and knows how to keep an interesting or funny conversation going.
I have no interest in the Joey Diaz/Redban/anything fight related/etc eps but he does some good stuff. I think he had on a professional CounterStrike player on once and had a really good talk, wasnt dismissive at all even being a martial arts dude.
>>72130488
>an adult being religious is pathetic
>an adult taking s bunch of drugs is totally awesome and will improve your life
Fuck off, Joe
>>72130592
One is tangible and the other isn't, so I would say yes.
>>72130488
Joes open minded as long as the guest is discussing something he agrees with
>>72128078
kek, he could probably suck dicks everyday and wear pink tank-tops and still be less beta than you.
I liked it better when he embraced vein a fucking retard and talked about his conspiracy theories. Now his show is more serious and he's playing off being a knowledgeable radio host.
>>72130630
Yeah hallucinations are totally tangible
>>72130355
>the different types of intelligence meme
Being good at martial arts is not any type of intelligence. Don't attribute "intelligence" to anything other than people being smart. It's a skill that has nothing to do with how smart you are.
>>72130768
You can see them so yes they are tangible also drugs effect you significantly more than just hallucinations so now I'm wondering if you have any idea what you're talking about
>>72130529
>not liking the Joey Diaz ones
>>72130592
This
>>72130812
>You can see them so yes they are tangible
That's not at all what tangible means you retard
>>72130790
>the different types of intelligence meme
So one person can't be smart with computers and other smart with building things or good with math? Why would you even say that?
>>72130873
Knowing a lot about computers or math is a lot different from knowing a lot about kicking the shit out of people.
>>72130870
adjective
3.
definite; not vague or elusive
Hang yourself from a tree.
>>72130632
>
He rarely runs over his guests for saying something he disagrees with, since that's an easy way to make them or others like them not come on his show again
>>72130925
What a terrible point. It's all knowledge you fucking douche. Now you're arguing because some types of knowledge are more useful than others? You're fucking babbling.
>>72130812
So a religious vision is also tangible?
>>72130937
That still doesn't support your usage that a hallucination is tangible.
>>72128885
On Fear Factor? Nah. I was in his clan. He damn near stopped playing Quake when Fear Factor became a thing. Very rarely ever saw him playing during those times. Although, I suppose it was possible he played with other friends and not us.
>>72131011
Yes it does you fucking mongoloid.
>>72131007
It would be a hallucination, and yes, the hallucination would be there in your mind. When you do drugs, is there actually a screaming donut on your table or is it not real? Can you still see it? Of course you can.
>>72131039
It doesn't. You can't touch a hallucination. A hallucination is certainly vague and elusive.
>>72130529
>I have no interest in the joey diaz ones
kys cocksucka
>>72130998
Not that guy, but are you uniornically attempting to argue that the average MMA meathead is intelligent for lifting weights and knowing where to punch people in the same way that Steven Hawking is intelligent?
>>72131007
>religious vision
(you)
>>72131083
Ok so they're both tangible then. Thanks for confirming your initial comments were wrong.
>>72130998
I guess the garbageman has a whole lot of garbage intelligence then. He's really smart in terms of garbage. A garbage genius in fact.
>>72131126
>attempting to argue that the average MMA meathead is intelligent for lifting weights
You're an embarrassment. That would be the explanation for different types of intelligence, you hilarious shit dick.
>>72131134
I'll spit on your mother's cunt. They are both something you can see, of course you're simply too fucking stupid to realize that something you can see isn't real. Please don't post again until you've thought out what you're saying.
>>72130161
sup
>>72128757
WHY DIDN'T YOU CUE THE HEMPFORCE MUSTARD (tm)
>>72131145
>I guess the garbageman has a whole lot of garbage intelligence then. He's really smart in terms of garbage. A garbage genius in fact.
That's correct. You just don't like the fact that it's not useful in other areas. Are you braindead?
>>72130630
>>72131219
You're contradicting yourself you invalid
The last podcast with Sam Harris was bretty fucking great tbqh familia.
>>72131086
>A hallucination is certainly vague and elusive.
Nah, if you can look directly at it, it's neither vague nor elusive. Just admit you're wrong dude.
>>72131171
No, because It's not "intelligence" you fucking dimwit. It's talent, practice and physical prowess. Has almost nothing to do with your intellect, Mike Tyson would be considered stupid in every sense of the word, his intelligence is irrelevant when it comes to beating people up. Stop butchering the word
>>72131251
Wrong. Drugs are tangible, hallucinations are tangible, religious visions are tangible, God isn't tangible.
Please learn to think before sperging out.
>>72130630
>DUDE OBJECTIVE REALITY LMAO
Fuck off, you fedora tipping cunt.
>>72131251
He's saying that the concept of a higher power isn't tangible
>>72131363
Churches are tangible
>>72128078
he's a gay that won't come out of the closet. that's pretty beta if you ask me
listen...he found drugs later in life and now he believes he is an expert or something. we were him before he even existed. i've died a thousand deaths. he gives us a bad name. normies listen to him and think they are being enlightened. i wish he would stop.
>>72131317
Intelligence
the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills.
Mike Tyson acquired the ability of dodge and weave, throw a punch, the knowledge of how hard to throw a punch and predict his moves.
Please stop, you're just making a fool out of yourself. You simply don't like that it's not the traditional usage of the word. Just admit you're wrong and you got confused because it's not typical usage, and leave.
>>72131417
>people build a tangible structure in which a fictive concept is praised, therefor the fictive concept is tangible
It's time to stop posting
>>72131499
>fictive
[citation needed]
>>72131456
>dude I take mind altering drugs and think I'm really learning stuff
>>72131543
(you)
>>72130488
Where's the podcast where he goes off on hesidic jews for sucking blood out of baby dicks after circumcision?
>>72130592
>>an adult being religious is pathetic
When did he EVER say this
>>72131652
>atheist, Joe rogan fan, anime watcher
Literally tipping my fedora to your enlightenment.
I only listen to him when he has people like Sam Harris and Milo Yiannopoulos on.
How the fuck do you talk about fighting day after day, I just don't see how there is that much to talk about.
>>72131700
That meme won't shelter you forever, you'll have to face reality at some point ;^)
>>72129544
All the ads are front and backloaded.
Just skip until you hear the theme.
I do this every time and Joe doesn't give a fuck.(until they actually put mandatory ads in podcasts that show stats on how many people actually listen to the ad and someone hacks it to remove them)
>>72131456
>>72131595
>dude I write like this. so i seem more mysterious because i am.
>>72131696
On multiple occasions. I think more specifically he said that he couldn't believe there are adults who believe in fairy tales like religion on the first Milo podcast
I tried to listen to the episode with milo and i had to turn it off.
joe just placates his guests the majority of the time, and milo is clearly a retarded troll saying shit for attention so joe looked completely moronic.
>>72131737
>dude God is fake because I say so
Still waiting on your citation
>>72131800
Not him but.
God isn't fake, he is just a very unlikely scenario to explain the universe.
>yea but dude all your assumptions are fake because I have no prior background in any major sciences and am a complete hack that wants to look superior to his guests in order to stay relevant to morons
>>72130466
The Sourdough Boys strike again!
>>72128757
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
honestly this sounds like a great day
>>72130529
>Redband
He's a sorry sack of shit who keeps hiding his nerd powerlevel.
He is baldopieraqio and he's extremely butthurt about being kicked off Joe's show for not being able to shut the fuck up.
Tony Hinchcliffe has surpassed him years ago and has had more success than him, despite Brian being 10 years his senior and has been doing it twice as long.
He's a good organizer and DJ(horse of truth), but his standup is dogsshit.
>>72131864
>very unlikely scenario
Given the size and age of the universe, intelligent life existing at all is a very unlikely scenario. And yet here we are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btf5RMYTG5M
>>72131668
He brings up that every time someone tries to defend circumcision.
Milo was particularly buttblasted over it.
>>72130288
Lol I remember the Gavin McInnes ep. where Gavin's drinking and being his usual self. He casually mentions that he goes to church sometimes and Joe just starts fucking slamming him.
>PEDOPHILES PEDOPHILES PEDOPHILES
Like, dude, he's a fuckin deist who thinks church services are pretty, chill.
>>72132110
>Given the size and age
aren't those two things for the existence of intelligent life? and also you claim to know the probability of intelligent life which no one can.
>>72132250
Gavin is a turbo-troll though.
He got idiots to tattoo 'PROUDBOYS' on themselves and go on a no-fap forever.
Some betas even made a music-video where they proudly proclaim their loyalty to their supposed God-Emperor Gavin.
Pathetic.
>Consistently better guests
>Hosts opinions aren't shit/doesn't go on too many tangents during interviews
>20% less dude weed lmao
Why aren't you listening to the superior podcast.
>>72130355
He's not dumb because he's ignorant of a certain term, he's dumb for completely derailing the conversation into semantic shit for no reason.
>>72132446
>that whole Proudboys shit
I cant believe so few of us realize how fucking gay that name is and how its pretty much a stamp showing you suck cock if you get it.
>>72132118
>attacking monsanto
Sorry if you don't like their business practices, dude, but they're the reason you don't starve.
>>72131595
i don't need drugs to get high
>>72131747
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery thanks
>>72131197
wtf where is that from?
Omar isn't even wearing a wig!
>>72132960
From Nortons latest standup pretty sure. Its the opening skit iirc.
>>72130355
Well here we go.
Let him have it, boys.
>>72131747
Not the guy you're replying to, but what a bizarre comment to make.
Joe rogan is literally the worst stand up comedian ive seen live. Fucking horrible. It was just him having an angry rant for 25 minutes with occasional "jokes" here 5 minutes or so. He ended his set with a joke about a demon who whispers stuff into bruce jenners ear, but he went really over the too with the demon impersonation and it was just fucking emberassing watching it as it dragged on for like 10 minutes and wasnt funny at all. How he keeps booking gigs is beyond me.
>>72133915
His stand up sucks, but the podcast at least has interesting guests and decent conversation usually.
We need more shit like Legion of Skanks in the podcast world.
>>72132446
That sounds funny desu
