DODGSON! DODGSON! WE GOT DODGSON HERE!
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DODGSON! DODGSON! WE GOT DODGSON HERE!
See? Nobody cares.
Thanks dad.
>>72120297
Nice hat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc7RIs7okUQ
Ned did nothing wrong.
>*high pitched screech*
STICK
STICK STUPID
>>72120297
AH AH AH, YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
AH AH AH, YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
AH AH AH, YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
AH AH AH, YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
NEWMAN!
>>72120656
I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!
>>72120656
PLEEEEEEEEEASE
So whatever happened to the girl in Jurassic Park, did she grow up to be cute or not?
>>72120827
she got eatn by a pterodactyl
C-bass?
>>72120827
I don't know, but the little girl at the start of The Lost World grew up alright.
>>72121059
fuck.
>>72121059
daaaaaaaaaaamn
>>72120297
Yes, well done Dodgson, well done Dodgson
HOWEVER
>>72121576
RECENT EVENTS MUST BE TAKEN INTO ORDER, AND I HAVE A FEW LAST MINUTE POINTS TO GIVE
FIRST, TO LEX, FOR THE BEST HACKING OF A UNIX SYSTEM THAT INGEN HAS SEEN IN MANY YEARS, I AWARD 50 POINTS
SECOND, TO TIMMY, FOR HIS SUPERB BACKWARDS DIVE FROM THAT ELECTRIC FENCE, I AWARD 50 POINTS
THIRD, TO DR. ALAN GRANT, FOR OUTSTANDING COURAGE IN THE FACE OF DINOSAURS, I AWARD 60 POINTS
LASTLY, IT TAKES AS MUCH COURAGE TO GO WHEN YOU GOTTA GO AS IT DOES TO HOLD IT IN, THUS, I AWARD 10 POINTS, TO THIS RECOVERED PORTION OF GENNARO
>>72121746
>THUS, I AWARD 10 POINTS, TO THIS RECOVERED PORTION OF GENNARO
Is this pasta? Cuz it's gold.
>>72121746
>TO THIS RECOVERED PORTION OF GENNARO
>>72121817
no I just made it up as I typed really
>>72121864
You deserve this (You).
>>72121746
I believe, if my calculations are correct, that a change in decoration is in order!
*clap*
BANE! BANE! WE GOT A BANE HERE!
>>72120677
keep going
>>72121935
Wait.
There's no blood in the theatrical cut.
>>72122129
SEE? YOU'RE A BIG GUY
>>72121746
heh
Reminder that Dodgson's actor raped a 13 yo girl
Fitting name, eh?
>>72122197
pls post new bikini pic
>>72120297
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-5hAQWNyigw
>>72120297
>hard cut to the sniper in the bushes
"THAT'S HIM. I'M TAKING THE SHOT. REPEAT. I AM TAKING THE SHOT."
>>72123172
SHOOOOOOOOOT HAAAAAAAM
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HAAAAM
>>72121746
Heard it all in Harris' voice.
>>72123001
Now that is a waist.
Chilean Sea Bass
>>72123529
>here I spent the last hour making this nice food, lovely sea bass and dressing all cooked and served to perfection and these cocksucker scientists are looking at it like I shat on the plate and ignoring it to bicker over some science bullshit, I hate this job and I hate InGen and I hate this Park
>>72123524
It sure is.
>>72123524
You're a waist!
>>72123001
That's the old pic
>>72123725
oh that's new to me
when was this?
also, time to fap
>>72123745
It's fresh from her Instagram
>>72123725
She has the perfect body and face both
>>72123725
depressingly plastic now
>spared no expense
>hires a single very dodgy guy to do all the IT of the park
>>72123725
hnnnnnnnng
>>72123835
Kaiji pls
>>72123903
well spotted, you noticed the park is not as well put together as they thought
WIFESSON WIFESSON WE GO WIFESSON HERE
>>72123835
What do you mean
>>72123916
>being ok with it
>>72123835
>>72123835
>depressingly plastic now
>literally 100% natural
What did he mean by this?
>>72123989
He's a fat hideous mess that cannot accept a healthy person.
He believes anyone that isn't as fat as him and his family have somehow cheated by using plastic surgery.
>>72123989
LOL
DOBSON?
>>72123835
I don't care if she's 90% fake, she looks amazing and that's what matters.
Find Nedry! Check the vending machines...
>>72123529
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>You might wonder how I got myself into this fishy situation
>>72124245
Finding Dory took a dark twist.
>>72121821
Why would they make a spinning sign? Shit makes no sense.
>>72124531
Spared no expense
>>72123725
why does this image make me want to ejaculate inside her to produce offspring?
>>72124531
to confuse the dinosaurs if they escape
>>72124927
Because you are a heterosexual adult male and she is a sexually attractive human female.
>>72120656
PLEASE! I HATE DIS RAYSIST COMPUTER CRAP AGAINST THE BLACK MAN
>>72120297
Dumb scene. Of course no one at the time would care. But a week later, there's about a dozen witnesses seeing Nedry metting with some guy in a hat, and Nedry shouting "Dodgson". And they're idiots for meeting out in the open and discussing the plan anyways.
But in any case, the crime would be piss easy to solve. Everything would point to Nedry.
>>72123835
Ur a str8 up faggit breh
PEDOFILE! PEDOFILE! WE GOT A PEDOFILE HERE!
>>72125346
>liking plastic
>>72124594
lel
>>72125346
Not everyone wants a plastic whore
BABIES SMELL
>>72124023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISkE3MYWIE
>>72122840
He did?
>>72121059
wtf i want to give cummies now
Muldoon was cool as shit in this movie, shame they decided to kill him off even though he survived the book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBxgAmdPQWg
>>72120297
>>72120345
He was recording him (as insurance), according to the book.
>>72120984
Rrrrrrrrrrrright
