What was his fucking problem?
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What was his fucking problem?
ate too much spaghetti alfredo
>>72105669
Curiosity.
>>72105669
It's explained in a bonus scene
>>72105748
I'm all ears...
He was trying to compromise the bonus situation
That's me when Olive Garden has their endless alfredo deal going on.
Original meme do not steal.
>>72105865
It's time we talked about this.
DO YOU SEE?
SO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DON'T DISCUSS THE BONUS SITUATION?!
>>72105669
Why the fuck are the androids full of semen? And whose semen is it? Are they just walking cum-dumps provided by Weyland-Yutani for the mental well-being of starship crews?
>>72106453
I hope so
>>72106453
According to the erotic fanfiction I wrote in tenth grade, yes.
>>72105669
He lost his head.
>>72105669
if only they had used cgi back then, to make this look decent.
>>72105669
he looks like my psych doctor.
>>72107092
He's a robot and trying to make you a pawn in the robopocalypse.
>>72106071
Could you post the other one, with Jones?
>>72105669
the 'tism
>>72107168
no we just do lots of drugs together, and he writes me some damn good scripts.
i for one, welcome new our robot overlords.
>>72105669
He's a got dang robot, boy. Whut other probbums does he need?
>>72105669
He was studying the alien, realized his company would find it valuable if used as a weapon.
So... the alien was working with Burke to increase the share of the survivors... but turned on him for some reason?
Then the alien hid out in the shuttle so it could get all the bonuses when the shuttle made it back to Earth?
I don't know guys. Sounds a little out there. The alien wasn't a registered employee with the Company, how could it get any bonus?
I HATE alfredo sauce
>>72109259
You are fucking GAY bro. Alfredo is the best sauce. Second is Marsala.
>>72109319
How is he gay for not liking Alfredo? That's like the second or third most homo sauce out there.
>>72109373
>>72109394
I want you both to fist fight me naked right now. First person to get a boner wins.
>>72110610
Is he Weyland's Shorty Mac
>>72105669
He was constructed largely of anal beads. Always presents problems.
That scene where he quietly tries to kill Ripley with a fucking magazine of all things creeped me out almost as much as the alien did
>>72111961
fapped tbqh
>>72110610
hahaha source?
>>72105669
It really hurt.
>>72108876
That's why it reproduces using the captain. It's technically his next of kin, and would therefore inherit the bonus.
>>72112255
Ridley you madman
