Kitchen nightmares.
Who's the most qt waitress from the show?
Miranda
>>72103582
I swear, half the food he "hates" on the show looks good as fuck.
maybe i'm just an uncultured fatass tho, idk.
celestina
>>72103667
do you like this by any chance
Amy's facebook meltdown
http://imgur.com/a/o3Lbi
>>72103647
hana
>>72103667
A lot of it just seems mediocre, they obviously play it way the fuck up in the US version.
The problem with the pizza in OP is that if you're running a business it's completely counterproductive to dump that many ingredients into your portions. You're either selling at a loss or jacking the price up to something unsustainable, either way it eats into profit.
>>72103667
It may look good but I bet it still tastes like shit.
>>72104575
wew
>>72104592
>looks good as fuck
were they retarded?
>>72104575
aaaa
>>72103901
So good it lost to a fucking store bought piece of shit
what are the best episodes
>>72103901
>don't know any better
>live in small town for 25 years
>yeah it's better than frozen pizza sure w/e
>>72103667
>maybe i'm just an uncultured fatass tho, idk.
that's probably it, yeah
>>72104296
by far
>>72105533
I've seen this pic 100 times over the last 2 days
>>72105533
seriously it looks like animal insides lying on the road
I'm partial to Tatiana and her glorious tits. She looks like Mistress T too
>>72104575
Fuck you
>>72104575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
>>72106702
Good old jack
>>72104575
digger nick
>>72104575
:/
>>72106796
This is how I see undercooked steaks.
>>72104575
I hope you enjoy this as much as i did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhvj2ps-jMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA
>>72106702
>>72106796
What in the fuck is this heart attack inducing fat people shit?
>>72104575
KYS.
>>72106907
Shit, I haven't seen our boy Uli in a long time. He's doing better than Chris, that's for sure.
>>72106885
Then you're a moron.
>>72106885
retard
>>72106949
/ck/ meme king. They're not the worst videos.
>>72105605
It's literally just dough and cheese. Stop with this shit.
>>72103582
> 3:35
> Fantastic. He's a dude isn't he
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-GQcsqSsI
>>72106949
He's a youtube chef who makes a living from making cooking videos and selling signature products. Those clips may look like satire, but they're not.
test
love me some go za
>>72106976
>>72106985
Not saying it's disgusting, I just sait "I see it". Raw meat = Eskimo culture in my culture. I'm not even sure many people can digest it here because we were cooking all food in ovens for God knows how long.
>>72107069
>just dough and cheese
Yes, actual soft dough. There's the whole fuckin problem
>>72104296
wasn't she in star trek?
>>72104575
10/10 you got me
>>72104575
reply
>>72103647
First post best post.
>>72104575
>>72107108
I like soft dough pizza. Overcooking things has become a meme.
>>72107088
Was waiting for this
>>72107274
nice b8
>>72107274
Soft =/= undercooked. You can make a light dough that's fluffy and cooked properly, this pizza is not it.
>>72106702
>>72106796
MOOOODDDDSSSS
>>72107151
Mah nigga. Why are hapas so sexy?
>>72104575
Why do I believe this?
>>72106796
Can't you literally die from eating raw chicken?
>>72104575
NO, THUMBY!
>>72106907
This guy is shit compared to based masao, the best cooking channel on the web.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgl9PE7aYO4
Reply to this post so you don't have to reply to the other post and you can keep your thumbs
>>72104575
post happy, healthy thumbs
>>72104575
Fuck off, nigger
>>72107274
be sure to eat as much dough as possible
>>72107462
Thank god
>>72104575
nigger
typing whit thumb
>>72107462
Thanks bro
>>72104575
Shieeeeeet
>>72104575
wcdckxhz fwcdesjxk ewhxz
based gordon
>>72107462
Postan
>>72107462
i already replied to the other post, will this make my thumbs grow?
>>72106702
What the fuck? That's absolutely revolting, how can anyone eat this? baka desu senpai
>>72103647
correct answer
>>72104575
pls no
>>72107654
>baka desu senpai
Summer plz go
>>72104575
haha fuck off! I have death and dismemberment insurance! nvm, i replied so I am good.
>>72104575
jokes on you i dont have any thumbs
>>72104575
damn you lad
>>72104575
cuck god
>>72104575
faggot
>>72103582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHZJxYSc0mY
This is the qt
>>72103647
Reddit-tier
>>72106796
what is this fat fucks youtube again?
>>72107860
holy shit
what is that?
>>72107956
Baking with Bill.
>>72104575
bambo town
>>72104575
>>72107964
That's supposed to be a banana pepper
>>72104575
come on man
>>72107860
Is that a frozen banana inside pasta sauce and fucking cheese??
>>72104575
dude
>>72104575
I kinda need it man
>>72108072
It's a pepper, why the fuck you'd freeze something you can keep in the fridge perfectly fine is beyond me
>>72108178
It's probably more convenient than having things delivered every day
>>72104575
check em
>>72108223
Peppers hold for a good amount of time if refrigerated. Once, maybe twice a week deliveries would be fine. Food is better, less waste.
>>72107462
hooray
>>72104575
faggot I hope you kill yourself
>>72108232
>one off
Oooooh, so close
>>72105592
Welcome to 4chan
Now get out
Who was in the wrong here?
>>72108398
The owner.
>>72107897
lets see you do better faggot
>>72107956
Jacking Off: How to poison yourself and your loved ones with food
This girl was pure chaos.
>>72104575
Doubles for kek
>>72104575
fuck you
>>72104575
H-here I go
>>72104575
Good meme
>>72104575
What if I chop it off intentionally?
>>72104575
Eat shit
>>72104575
You know what? I was going to scroll past and ignore... but I like my thumb.
>>72104575
MODS
>>72107367
terrible shoop
Why the fuck would the hat expand to fit her hair?
>>72104575
check em
>>72104575
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>>72106907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9crDjdIqZo
When is this coming out
>>72104575
nuh uh
>>72104575
please no. I like having my thumbs
>>72104575
plz b0s
>>72103667
Really? A pizza drenched with enough grease that it could probably fill a cup, with a crust so big it rivals the length of a baguette looks good to you? Get better taste, my man.
>>72104575
Don't worry my friends, I got you.
>>72104575
NO PLS
>>72106907
I hope he doesn't die alone :(
>>72104575
wut
>>72104739
It's raw!!
An anyone tell me what the best season/ version of this show is?
>>72104575
oh fug got me XD
1. >>72103816
2. >>72104296
3. >>72103647
4. >>72108447
Four thousand. >>72108588
>>72105533
How the fuck do you even get a pizza to look like that.
>>72109147
Fuck up making the dough, put way too many toppings on it, then undercook it.
>>72109086
I'LL BAKE YOUR COCK
>>72109147
bake 2lbs of cheap cheese
>>72106702
i thought he was making a shitty chip dip
what the fuck is this even supposed to be?
>>72104575
Alright, fuck
>>72103582
Honestly I disagree with most of this episode.
They had their pizza right. This super thin crust muh random topings shit is just a hipster trend and an excuse to cheap out on the pizza which means more money per pizza sold for the restaruant.
>>72109231
>enough grease to make a puddle on the plate
>undercooked soft dough
>fine
>>>/v/
>>72106907
I have hung out with Uli and ate pizza with him irl AMA
>>72109199
some fucked up ananas and cheese dessert.
pineapple with a cream cheese dip can be really good if someone actually knows what they are doing. I guess its supposed to be something like that
>>72109286
Can you tell me more about the NX since your Dad works at Nintendo?
>>72103582
What did he mean by this?
>>72109231
You like raw pizza dough and watery sauce?
>>72109286
does he smell bad?
when will he ever finish platform masters?
>>72109323
haha :)
>>72109348
He does not shower much, maybe one time a week. I spent 4 days with him when I visited Fargo. I literally saw PM in action.
I am not joking wheni say it is utterly astounding that one person could do that by himself. It's incredible. That being said, no, it will never be done. Right now it's just a platformer and he wants to add rpg stuff, bosses, etc. He didn't even start on that. In true uli fashion he cares way more about getting paralex scrolling pixel perfect etc. It's such a damn shame. I also own both his books, one he signed for me personally. They are rather good, although obviously very uli.
He is very short. Like 5'4. He is also 33(ish)
>>72107439
>trying to attach tape to the bread and slow dry it over the stove
>>72104575
>>72109348
In fact, in that hamburger helper video, I've been in that room. That is his sister's apt. He no longer lives there. That apt was very nice and clean. His room is rather clean, but he does not own a bed.
He is a very nice person, and I talk to him often.
>>72109231
>raw dough
>pool of grease
>everything immediately falls off dough
>>72109001
They're all roughly the same quality
but if you want the most fucked up kitchens, there's amy's baking company, lela's, luigi's and of course pantaleones
>>72109506
I don't want to play the game as much as I want to watch him keep developing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
>>72103582
If we're being honest here that 'za looks delicious.
>>72109666
That will never stop happening, Satan. When he told us that there was also boss battles planned it blew my mind. I hope he starts eventually
>>72109728
>boss battles
I read that as piss bottles first
The game is written in C right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGfZ_hC6Y
>>72103582
Lexi and Sam. You just know Gordon had a threesome with them.
>>72109797
wow Gordon is really mean :(
>>72105784
Scat loving cuck detected.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Top 5 Gordon Meltdowns.
#1and #2 are the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9b-S7rAeyc
>tfw Sam is married
>>72107439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
>not posting the best one
>>72103582
>>72103582
>>72103582
I love the episode Senpai.
The good old greek guy changed his ways and actually listened to his family and Ramsay.
Seems like the store is doing quite well now.
>>72103667
Seriously?
Watch it again. It's really was half assed.
>>72104504
Every time Ive ordered Chicago deep dish I eat half of it and throw the rest of the way, because it's impossible to reheat and tastes like raw tomatoes and cheese cold.
>>72106907
This dude is fucking gold
>>72112861
why are his feet like that
>>72108178
It's a stuffed pepper. He stuffed it, then he froze it.
>>72109600
So I take it you haven't broken any of his friend rules?
>>72108447
would hang out with
>>72113233
friend rules?
>>72113421
Of course I can't find it when I'm actually asked, but I remember seeing a facebook post where he'll block friends if they get 3 strikes for some reasons. He had a bizarre long list of criteria.
>>72113481
what the fuckis that entire post
IT WAS FREE PIZZA!
>>72107439
Holy fuck I'm watching this guy's videos now. Where has this been all my time on the internet?
Any other similar funny autism stuff?
>>72108398
Watch the whole thing, it looks like crap underneath. It's all greasy and the bread is doughy. It looks good there and he probably overbashed it but it still wasn't great. This was supposed to be the THIN CRUST too.
>ctrl f 'sara'
>no results
Sara from La Galleria 33
Just listen to her accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziXxwlQlFmk&ab_channel=MrShowsUploader#t=12m27s
>>72116086
if the fat lady is so ashamed of the ravioli then why would she talk about it in front of a camera like that
>>72108447
>>72116086
>"Customers have been complaining about the ravioli all week. Why would you mention it to Gordon?"
>:^)
>>72110270
Maybe.
He had an 11+ affair with his wife and according to that woman, he confided he had two other mistresses, one being a contestant from Hell's Kitchen.
It makes me feel bad because he's so bubbly around his wife. It must have hurt her really badly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txw5GR3474E&ab_channel=EntertainmentTonight#t=31s
>I visited here in April, completely by accident (it was late, had no idea it was on the show) and my experience was not very great. The owner was there and he kept asking if we had seen his episode of the show and how he had been on TV or about his favorite ice cream place an hour away. He didn't stop talking to us for about 20 minutes and kept rambling on about whatever he could and eventually it slipped that his wife had left him. I felt really bad for the guy because it seemed like he was just super lonely and all he had left was this restaurant. We had a pizza that night and it was really subpar, the toppings were sliding off the pizza and the crust reminded me more of a sopapilla. Definitely not "Denver's Best Pizza".
>He didn't stop talking to us for about 20 minutes and kept rambling on about whatever he could and eventually it slipped that his wife had left him.
>eventually it slipped that his wife had left him.
JUST
>>72103667
American detected
>>72107462
thanks
Shame she fucking died
>>72106885
There's a difference, its why people don't make chicken seviche
>>72117199
she looks like a waste
>>72107462
wew light in the dark
http://graphtv.kevinformatics.com/tt0983514
>>72116180
The people she works with like the fat one probably drove her crazy and this is her payback
>>72118534
It's probably my favourite episode 2bh
>the catty stereotypically Italian-American sister-owners
>Sara trolling the owners just because
>that guy they fired but then rehired because he spent the rest of the day walking back and forth outside the restaurant
>>72118856
How do people like them get to own businesses
Is ja/ck/ actually that bad at cooking or is he just doing it for the views?
>>72118940
I'm sure lots of people pretend to be retarded for views. Like IJustine
>>72118871
Easy, too much money and misguided ambition. There's people who know how to run businesses and then there's those who don't.
Gordon is right when he yells about most owners just not caring enough.
the ones i found on facebook after and fapped to
i forget
>>72120119
Every time I see one of these business owners I feel like I could do things so much better than them. Maybe it's the show's way of making me feel like that though
Too bad I'll never find an easy opportunity like that
>>72116441
I actually feel bad for his state of delusion, no wonder his wife left.
>>72120159
It requires a cool head and a good sense of management.
That's why most of these restaurants you see on the show are failing. They're too busy arguing about stupid shit while the staff runs their business to the ground because there's no control.
Of course there's also always the risk of just having incredibly bad luck.
>>72103816
facebook : Celestina Crespin
>>72120305
uh oh
>>72109231
>actual good tasting pizza is a hipster trend
You must be American
hana
>>72104575
super cute gorl
>>72120801
>perfect
Ulillilia would spend like 12 hours degreasing that
>>72103667
kil yourself please
fucking fatshit
>>72120927
>>72112861
seriously he looks like he has rickets in that photo
not very flattering
>>72104785
It honestly wouldn't surprise me, if they were both dropped on their head as kids.
>>72116086
>WE GOT A WINNER
>Fridge fucking breaks
Fantastic
>>72108447
>>72116180
>It's good that he knows about the bad things so we can make this business better!
>What? You want me to share my tables and tips, which I already am supposed to do? I quit!
>>72118856
This is the only episode I've seen and my god it was a good one to get into.
>The owner casually explains that the busboy pretends to be the manager like it's no big deal
Are all the episodes this good?
>>72105533
Top one looks kind of fine.
The close-up makes it look like literal shit, though. I guess Gordie was right all along.
>>72121235
>>72121235
Amy's baking company of course is another good episode. And lela's is just as chaotic too
>>72121297
>>72121235
Amy's baking company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk
Lela's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA7_6cZFKDo
Sara. Not even close.
>>72118856
what episode is it? I want to watch it
>>72121395
La Galleria 33.
It's a two parter.
carolyn
>>72109231
Are you implying the dough is more expensive to the restaurant than the toppings?
>>72103816
>that tit bounce when they show off the remodeled restaurant
>>72121429
Which episode?
>>72121473
lela's
>>72121479
thanks pal
Gonna ruin this show for everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ
Not a waitress, but Danielle is top tier.
>>72121542
fuck
>>72104008
id fuck those crazy eyes out of her
How much do they pay him to do this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCRr-EK3eHI
>>72107462
thanks
>>72121392
>YFW READY TO WATCH THE MOVIE
Would you passionate fuck Amy in the ass while she makes cat noisr, /tv/?
>>72121676
>cooking mushrooms in oil
>putting steak oil on them while theyre cooking in oil
>drizzling the finished product in oil
did he seriously train Gordon Ramsay because I feel like Gordon would have an aneurysm at the sight of all that oil
>>72122820
HE LOOKS READY TO MURDER THE CAMERAMAN
AND ALL HE DID WITH THE PRODUCT HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE SHILLING IS ADD IT LIGHTLY AS A MEAT BASTE TO AN OTHERWISE COMPLETELY UNRELATED RECIPE
THIS IS THE MOST HALF HEARTED CELEBRITY CHEF ENDORSEMENT EVER
KNORR PROBABLY WANTS THEIR MONEY BACK
how does the most insanely boring shit become mem worthy
>>72121676
>beef stock on top of beef
>>72109199
I watched the youtube video, he calls it a salad
>>72109199
>He doesn't know Aunt Myrnas party cheese salad
Oh wait, I forgot this was /tv/.
Some mad man actually made it and tweeted how shit it was to Jack, and Jack being the fat idiot he is retweeted it lol.
>>72124042
well that guy clearly made it wrong
compare it to the salad in the webm.
>>72107462
Celestia.
>>72116153
Because she is highly narcissistic.
>>72121561
Ramsay fucked her.
>>72127611
Sauce?
>>72109191
She must be amazing in bed. Probably looks you in the eyes and gobbles your cock until you cum down her throat
>>72124906
Thank you, immunity cat! Now I no longer have to worry about my poor mother.
>>72103816
F A S
A
S
>>72103667
>maybe i'm just an uncultured fatass tho, idk
yep.
Check out my repeating integers.
>>72124042
It looks like the guy who made that put in too much cool cream and cream cheese so it's too sloppy.
You can't really see the vegetables in there at all.
>>72130543
THAT ENTIRE RECIPE IS AN ABOMINATION
THERES NO WAY TO DO IT RIGHT
>>72130590
Yeah I know. But the guy definitely did something wrong because it looks less like colorful puke and more like plain whipped cream with cheese on it.