Just caught this movie on TV because my son wanted to watch it, it was fun if you turned off your brain. The green chick was his favorite, I liked the 'god of war' dude. Did you like it, /tv/?
Nope
>>72094077
>my son
What?
this is the only superhero movie I can remember enjoying since Watchmen
it was decent
>>72094153
Yeah, he's 10. The only good thing that came from my first marriage. What, you surprised anyone on /tv/ has kids? lol
>>72094251
The "my" part of it threw me off.
Ultimate reddit-tier.
I only remember laughing at 2 scenes, and I don't even remember which ones.
You mean your wife's son right
>>72094431
Nah, he's mine. I actually had a paternity test done a while back when my whore ex-wife and I were fighting for custody.
>>72094548
Did you get custody or is this a weekends thing?
>>72094578
I have full custody; she was determined unfit for custody on account of her alcohol abuse. I also had a good lawyer, which helped a bunch
I liked it too, and you sound like a great father! Are you a single Father right now?
Not enough green booty shots.
>>72094287
Not everyone can be a cuck like you anon, some of us prefer to fuck our women ourselves.
>>72095483
If you ever manage to touch a woman I'm sure you'll do just that.
>>72095915
>It's a kissless virgin cuck implies someone else is a kissless virgin to feel better about being a kissless virgin cuck episode!
>>72094077
>The green chick was his favorite
Worst taste.
Rocket is where the true patricians shine
>>72096221
t. furry
unrelated, this was my captcha
>>72098201
I genuinely like his personality, i can tolerate most antro designs for the most part, except actual furry oc, they have that something that makes them instantly recognizable and hateable
>>72098711
t. self-hating furryrelax, I'm just taking the piss. You still have shit taste tho
>>72094077
If your son's favorite character was a fucking woman, you failed as a father already. Well done.
>>72094077
>it was fun if you turned off your brain
What about when you turn your brain on? What's wrong with the movie then, OP?
>>72098829
Honestly, the only worse choice of fav character is groot.
Making him say literally one line ruins the character, i can get behind mute characters but having only one line is somehow worse.It's not like i have nothing better to do than post in a austro-hungarian kebab cooking forum
The main character defeats the villain through trickery and guile, rather than a 10-minute orgy of CGI explosions
0/10 worst movie ever
