HERE IS SUB ZERO. NOW PLAIN ZERO!
SHE CHEATED ON COLLEGE EXAMS, HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH TWO SOMETIMES THREE DIFFERENT MEN IN A YEAR
>>72088326
>maria conchita alonso in that jumpsuit
WEW
>>72088399
>>72088326
>not the same chick from Total Recall
is this where Arnold's beaner fever came from?
>>72087948
EVERYBODY FREEZE
>>72087948
that movie was terrible.
>>72087948
Thank you op for helping me decide what to watch next. Brilliant film
>>72088763
YOU BLEW MY COVAH
YOU COLD BLOODED BASTARD. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF IT, I LIVE TO SEE YOU EAT THAT CONTRACT. BUT I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE I AM GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
real life Running Man when?
Just fence off Detroit ad turn it into a death maze for vicious criminals to try and annul their sentences
>sweeps week rolls around
>celebrity Running Man>Tom fucking Cruise takes the challenge
>>72088787
Your face is terrible.
>>72089026
>mfw I repeatedly yelled this for hours when home alone one day
THAT BOY IS ONE MEAN MOTHERFUCKER
>>72088787
trim your beard and get contacts
>>72087948
They don't make movies like this anymore, and is a fucking shame.
>>72089369
Yeah. I loved that scene when the they're going that chute/slide and end up in those little karts that spark as they race.
It just looked so fun. The whole movie was fun.
>>72089026
Proof positive of Arnold's divinity. Only a demigod could deliver that line.
HEY LIGHTHEAD! HEY CHRISTMAS TREE!
>I'm warning you, I get sick. Air sick, car sick. I'm gonna throw up all over you.
>Go ahead. It won't show on this shirt.
>>72089523
That's either an amazing ad-lib or an amazing piece of writing.
>>72089523
>Me and my big mouth. We should have taken the trip to Hawaii
>I had the shirt for it, but you fucked it up
That shirt was so based
>>72088787
yea it should have been so much better
Dick Dawson was great though
>How about a light?
>What a hothead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw
arnold is a legend
>tfw kids today don't have action heroes to grow up with and aspire to
sure there's the rock, but he doesn't compare
Hi, this is Amber. I'm not home right now, I'm out somewhere having a
wonderful time with glamorous people at fabulous places. So, when you
hear the tone contain your jealousy and leave a message. BEEP
>>72089921
>Chris Evans
>Liam Hemsworth
>Robert Downey Junior
>Daisy Ridley
>Chris Pratt
I don't get it.
>>72090041
Reddit please.
true lies. so good. cameron made a great comedy action film.
>Where did you hide that?
>Its none of your business.
Parker could have used Richards on the Nostromo
I love this saw. This saw's a part of me...and I'm gonna make it part of YOU!
>Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!
>>72090276
>>72090282
That's all right. KEEP IT!
>>72089271
My moms in her 70s and still quotes that line.
>>72089334
shaved this morning and have better than 20/20 vision
>>72088326
This is what most modern women in their early twenties do now.
>>72090312
dat fucking arnold beard. never saw it enough. badass.
>>72087948
sure, but when I try to make a thread about the running guy, it 404s an hour later with no posts
>when you find out the guy who played Dynamo was a real opera singer and an Olympic wrestler
>died of heart failure
>>72089026
One of the best Arnold lines ever, desu baka senpai.
"If you want your daughter back, you're gonna have to cooperate, right?"
>"Wrong."
>>72090394
I love this image because most of the time it confuses most Arnold fans trying to remember which movie it is.
>>72087948
How do you think Arnie would pronounce "Krillian?"
>>72090312
He reminds of me Heston in Planet of the Apes there with that beard.
>twn be an Arnold Planet of the Apes movie where he can't talk the entire time so he just uses physical acting while escaping and stalking through the ape society and murdering every last one of those damn dirty apes
Twins was the best one. Junior was okay. Kindergarten Cop ruled but people think you're a pedo.
>>72090195
what movie?
>>72090747
Are you even paying to the thread? it's from Running Man, near the end.
>Kindergarten Cop ruled but people think you're a pedo.
Dumbest thing I ever heard.
>>72090782
>>Kindergarten Cop ruled but people think you're a pedo.
>Dumbest thing I ever heard.
This, what the fuck? Literally no one on earth would think that, except actual pedos with guilty conscience problems, apparently.
>>72089026
this fucking line
i heard it like a bazillion times in those retarded ventrilo harassment videos back in the day and now its burnt into my brain
They need to make a reboot with an all female cast.
>>72090392
So did women back then you fucking retard, that was the "subtle" satire
>>72087948
god that line was terrible, watched the movie this week, though this movie had the "I'll be back" line first, how could they just shamelessly recycle it in terminator?
>>72090903
Hunger Games?
>>72090911
Reddit there is no whiteknighting to be upvoted here.
>>72090903
Wasn't funny the first time, have a (you)
>>72090956
Oh yeah
>>72090956
hunger games is just a shameless (and absolute dogshit) ripoff of battle royale
>>72090782
>>72090826
Sounds like you need to watch it again you fucking perverts.
>>72090461
I thought everyone knew 'itsa tumor'
>>72090022
Friendly reminder that two of the actors in this film went on to be in American politics as governors
>>72090117
Where's the pasta? I haven't saved it to my phone yet
>>72091036
Most people just recall the kid antics, but the early bits when he's a Cobra-esque cop and the tense ending where he and his partner are protecting the mom and kid from the bag guy and his mom get blanked out.
"Not so tough without your..car, are ya?"
>>72091111
Nice quads
We like Last Action Hero, right?
>>72091193
Of course!
>>72090282
>What happened to buzzsaw?
As I stated yesterday, Predator is Arnold's best movie. On this there can be no debate.
>>72090867
>ventrilo harassment videos
man some of those were really fucking amazing
>>72088326
Where the fuck did she hide the original Bakersfield tape?
>>72091014
>Every single movie that has people trapped together in a big ass death match is a battle royal ripoff
I bet you think As The Gods Will is a br ripoff.
>>72091313
Commando second
>>72091443
"Leave anything for us?"
"Just bodies."
>>72091443
God what I wouldn't give to have 80s Arnold physique
>>72091443
You just KNOW
>>72087948
I C E
C
E
TO MEET YOU
>>72091443
I really love listening to your little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
>>72089523
w2c sunglasses
>>72091556
>flye off into the sunset with your cunny and prime Rae Dawn Chong
Umph.
>>72091640
HEY BENNY, SCREW YOU!
>>72091313
This guy knows. Weathers elevated Arnold's game.
>>72091640
Put the knife away. And shut your mouth.
>>72091267
He had to split.
>>72091752
Will anyone ever surpass Arnold?
Like seriously you take any other actor in history and put them in True Lies, Last Action hero, Kindergarden Cop, Commando etc and those films are complete shit
Arnold made the movies he was in
>Mom and Dad aren't home. Maybe I could spot you some reps tonight?
>That hit the spot
>>72091789
What the Hell is Bennet doing with his fingers?
>>72091696
Did Arnold's granny knit Bennett's vest?
>>72091861
He's Australian, it's just their way.
>>72091696
Is this what an alpha male looks like in Australia?
>>72091838
Probably, the Rock came close but he didn't have the right movies or enough charisma
>>72091922
walkaway.jpg
>>72091530
not time and energy working out apparently you dumb fuck
>>72089259
And you are in your 30's and live alone and do this a few times a week.
You,sir,know how to live life.
>>72091922
No, this is
>>72090867
>>72091362
>ventrilo harassment videos
Explain for Euro anons, what is this?
>>72092161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wgSDTABf1I
>>72092239
>>72092239
Kek, what is that?
>>72091530
you could start by going to the gym
>>72092324
ventrilo was a voice chat program used for multiplayer games and the like, people used to bage onto channels using sound clips to fuck with people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eckoYQqdk28
>>72092333
Don't forget the steroids and god given genetics to look like him
>>72092324
back in the days when videogames were still a niche hobby they had to use chatrooms like ventrillo to communicate with other players. often the people using it didn't know what the hell they were doing so any random person could join the chatroom and wreak havoc with soundclips. because most gamers are antisocial, autistic dweebs a lot of hilarity often ensued.
>>72092460
look, that's your problem. you start to make excuses before you even started dedicating yourself to something.
>>72092590
Do you look like Arnold?
>>72092632
i am arnold
>>72091987
>The Rock came close
He's not even in the same universe
>>72091987
I like the Rock and Arnold, but Dwayne is nothing like Arnie and never reached that kind of success. Saying he came close is a huge overstatement.
>>72092161
i'm a yuro and i know what it is, what
>>72088787
t. pleb
>>72087948
But plain zero is more than sub zeroI still love this movie
>>72093550
>But plain zero is more than sub zero
Yes, but it's not as impressive, now is it?
>>72091193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPBrt-mdNmQ
I hate how much they teased us with a crossover
>>72094006
It would be weird as a man to ask Arnold for a hug right?I don't care i'd ask anyway
>tfw arnold will die in your lifetime
>>72091193
Last Action Hero is the pinnacle of Arnold kino
>>72094258
WRONG. *throws toaster in bathtub*
>>72091313
>>72091443
Commando first.
Predator would be better if the second half wasn't stupid and boring and gay. The first half is so good I don't know how they fucked it up
>>72091913
is that a "down under" joke?
>>72088787
Wrong.
>>72094491
>Predator
>stupid
>boring
>gay
I think you just described yourself, CHUMP
>Any carry-on luggage?
>Just him.
Rank your own Arnold top 5
>1. Conan
>2. Predator
>3. Total Recall
>4. Last Action Hero
>5. Jingle All the Way
>Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.
>>72095364
ALL ARNOLD IS GREAT
WHY HASN'T THERE BEEN ANOTHER HALF DOPEY AUSTRIAN MUSCLEMAN WITH A FUNNY ACCENT TO FOLLOW HIS LEAD?
ITS BEEN LONG ENOUGH, DON'T THEY SEE THE MARKET OPPORTUNITY
GET ON IT YOU FUCKING AUSTRIANS
>>72094258
>mfw
>>72095364
Conan
Predator
Terminator
Running Man
Batman & Robin
>>72095549
Best part of the movie imo.
>>72088787
>>72090041
I don't knkw if this is a troll post, but it's funny either way.
>>72095364
>Conan
>Terminator
>Predator
>Commando
>End of Days
>>72095364
Conan
Predator
Running man
Terminator
6th Day
>>72091382
Her answer when asked was "That's none of your business" and smiled.
So we know where she hid it.
>We will never get an actual Running Man movie
>>72095364
1. Predator
2. Total Recall
3. True Lies
4. T1
5. T2
>>72091752
Wait isn't that Creed?
Holy shit imagine being both an arnold and stallon fan and constantly getting teased by this.
Running Man is amazing because it's like they were consciously trying to make the most 80's movie ever, in the 80's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0C-DVnPeVM
the first time I saw this it caught me off guard and my sides were extracted
>>72098296
>>Holy shit imagine being both an arnold and stallon fan and constantly getting teased by this.
I have literally no idea what you are saying? Stallone wasn't in that movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPPw1mobwf8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPV5CsEC9cM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
>>72095364
1. Terminator 2
2. Predator
3. Total Recall
4. Commando
5. True Lies
T2 showed that Arnie wasn't just another action hero, he also had real talent as an actor IMO
>>72098700
It's amazing how an emotionless robot can deliver what is still one of the most emotional lines in an action movie ever
>I know now why you cry
>But it is something I can never do
Still gets me.
>>72098840
I know it's cheesy, and it's been parodied an endless amount of times, but the thumbs up at the end is always what gets me.
>>72090936
>this movie had the "I'll be back" line first, how could they just shamelessly recycle it in terminator?
hey assholes I asked you a question
>>72100075
Well he came back.
>>72095364
T2
T1
predator
total recall
commando
honorable mention: last action hero
>>72095364
1. Conan
2. Commando
3. Terminator 2
4. Total Recall
5. Predator
of heart failure in September 1987 at age 34, a few months after finishing work on The Running Man.
So sad.
>>72089140
And then President Trump's plane crashes inside and now someone has to go in and rescue him.
and now we're real-life Escape fromThe Planet of the Apes
>>72095364
1. Terminator 1
2. Terminator 2
3. Terminator 3
4. Terminator 4
5. Jingle all the way
>>72101802
>>72095364
>Rank your own Arnold top 5
1. Last Action Hero
2. Terminator II
3. Running Man
4. Predator
5. Total Recall
>>72092239
This one is from albino blacksheep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxQQZEaZyv4
Something I could never quite get over
>Richards breaks into Amber's house
>Attacks her
>ties her up
>steals her money, steals her travel pass
>breaks her exercise equipment
>kidnaps her
>threatens to kill her
>Is trying to force her to fly with him
>then gets really mad and holds a grudge with her for alerting the authorities
>>72103133
He had a good plan and they'd already gotten past security. If she had just played along they would have gotten away with it and she could have gone home safe and sound at any point after they land.
So yeah, bitch fucked up and he's right to be mad.
>>72091443
>Commando
>Antagonist: Bennett
>Short
>Fat, giant beer gut
>double chin
>skinny arms
>chain mail vest
I always chuckle at the podgy fuck whenever he's on screen
>>72103194
Why on Earth should she have played along with it?
The Butcher of Bakersfield has just home invaded you, attacked you, robbed you, kidnapped you, threatened to murder you...
>>72103361
He never threatened to murder her. He said he just wanted out of the country.
Also by the same logic why would you piss off the Butcher of Bakersfield?
>>72103289
His insanity was top notch though, it still jumps me when Matrix punches him into the electric fence and it all it does is make him punch harder and faster
"JOOOOHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN!!!"
In other news, Arnie now hangs out with his love child more than his other kids.
> Oldest son is a skinny twink fuckboi who is obviously gay and hangs around with girls to use them as beards
>youngest son is an autistic fat mong
>Love child Son is literally you
>>72103515
>>72103410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rex4WZzqVxw
this movie could have been a self aware masterpiece of action und comedy if the kid was just not in it at all.
>>72103848
It was a little too cheeky. Like with the cartoon cat cop and the steam coming from Angry Black Police Captain. I still love the scene where glass eye shoots a guy and is surprised when cops don't show up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5K3AKl5qpc
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>72103924
I think the cartoonish stuff early on just makes the second half all the better. Going from extreme silly and lighthearted to genuinely grimdark murder just marks the difference between the two worlds even more.
And yes, Charles Dance ruled every single scene he was in. One of the best movie villains ever, especially since he managed to avoid virtually every single movie villain cliche.
>>72098296
Carl weathers? Yea he played creed. What are you saying?
>>72089921
>sure there's the rock, but he doesn't compare
Mainly because he does such garbage roles
He had the opportunity after The Rundown. That was a fun action flick.
And then he did nothing but shit right after that.
>>72104353
This.
He went out of his way to broaden his horizons with shitty dramas and worse comedies.
He had The Rundown which was good and Walking Tall which was boring but not bad.
>>72095364
>Commando
>Predator
>T2
>Batman & Robin
>Kindergarten Cop
How has this not been posted yet either?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v66sQ3S6vS0
>>72104099
He is spectacular. and it's kind of why I think the movie would have been even better if they played it straight.
In a world where we had Cliffhanger try to make Lithgow into a hans gruber type guy...and it's just awful. It's kind of a shame Dance's hard core euro-killer villain is used up in LHA.
>>72090433
Bases dynamo
>>72095364
Predator
Terminator 2
Last Action Hero
Running Man
Conan
Basically fuck it, its impossible to pick only 5.
>>72104353
I always felt like this scene was a cross over point with another Arnold movie that has yet to be made.
>>72104526
There's a serious lack of Jingle All the Way appreciation in this thread.
>>72104449
Dont talk shit about based Cliffhanger. Lithgow played a good villian.
>>72091696
>Arnold looks like a massive badass even when hes smiling and goofing around
>benet looks like a fat retard doing the aaron from game grumps face
>>72091987
The rock was a joke compared to arnold, hes way too obviously a nice guy to be taken seriously in the kind of hammy over the top badass roles that were arnold's bread and butter
>>72096179
Too busy planning WWIII, Hitler Jr. coming soon
Anybody else enjoyed the sixth day?
Kinda underrated.
>>72105264
Loved it, Eraser and End of Days
Collateral Damage was also fun
They're all weak movies, but Arnold carries them hard. If it were anyone else, I'd forget them
>>72105264
HE'S IN MY HOUSE AT MY BIRTHDAY PAHTAY EATING MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!
>>72105338
>Eraser
The mob guys helping to fight at the end was great, also my first exposure to railguns, even before Quake!
>Tony Two Toes: There they are. Commie bastards!
>Mikey: They're not communists any more, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
>Tony Two Toes: Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.
>>72105264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az5ZPk-bpeU
>gaa-gaa goo-goo...uh, clone baby...
>>72103578
Do you think love child son will grow up to be as great as Arnie?
>signs contract
>rams pen into the lawyers back
>"keep the pen"
I love this scene. It's perfect. Arnolds smug confident smile, delievery and everything.
>>72095364
1. Predator
2. Total Recall
3. True Lies
4. T2
5. Commando
>>72105851
I meant "don't forget to send my a copy".
I'm really fucking tired.
>>72105338
>End of Days
>weak
YOU'RE A CHOIR BOY COMPARED TO ME!
>>72090371
>50 on 4chin
>>72091388
>>72091014
>dystopian future in which students are forced to fight to the death, via television, by a corrupt government opposed to any revolution
>>72092239
Man this brings me back. Those were better times.
This is probably my personal favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljgjvOkenO8
>>72091193
i mean, its no Jingle All De Vay
>>72106199
Consider the scene in "The Hunger Games" where the group is forced to fight over provisions. The exact same scene occurs in "BR", along with other plot points such as the control center that lists the dead
Really not looking to the day arnie dies desu.
>>72106248
as well as the former combatant turned mentor. "The Hunger Games" author now must contend with those who call her a thief, while she claims complete ignorance as to the existence of "BR" at the time she wrote her "singular" masterpiece.
>>72106280
The Japanese author and crew, ever polite, declined to sue, as the American film only boosted their own sales and turned on more fans to their original work. Only a jab at the onset of their new U.S. release needed to be made.
>>72104572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42pYj-ZWITk
I can't count how many times I've listened to this
>>72087948
10/10 bantz
>>72088787
Fuck outta here
>>72091193
It's not great but I like it yeah
>>72090282
BONESAW IS READY
>>72088787
your're mom was terrible
>>72106933
your command of the english language is terrible
"Don't touch that dial!"
>tfw arnold didn't even have the best one liner in the movie
>>72107054
Your new here aren't ya?
>>72095364
1. Terminator
2. T2
3. Predator
4. True Lies
5. Conan
That list is legit.
I always found it funny Stephen King wrote this.
>>72107346
Well, no he didn't. He wrote a book of the same name that has the same basic principle but otherwise could not be more different.
>>72107403
You must be a treat at parties.
>>72107403
Still based on his book and he was still paid for it. The movie doesn't get made without King.
>>72107537
Sure it would, they could have copied Battle Royale. Or The Most Dangerous Game. The idea was not original to King.
>>72107558
It's literally called The Running Man anon. How autistic are you?
>>72090461
Is that the one were he shoots satan?..No! Wait it can't be the one were he gets pregnant..
is it the Eraser? I'm pretty sure it might be from Eraser, cause it can be from Twins, i just saw that last night!
>>72107669
Ey, why you gotta bust my balls?
>>72107669
Are you serious? Fucking pahty poopas.
>>72088787
Found video of you.
>>72107632
And if not they might have called it The Most Dangerous Game.
>>72106361
This and
>>72106425
>Fuck outta here
Gives me flashbacks to EG Floe trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy.
>>72107346
Yeah man, that short story was something else. I read it when it came out (remember liking Apt Pupil a bit more at the time). That was like 84-85. Always secretly wondered why it took someone well over a decade to fly a plane into a building.
Now that I mention it, do you think whoever planned 9/11 might have read "Running Man"?
>>72090461
I will always remember Kindergarten Cop.
>>72093609
Its also less cold
>>72107864
Do I think some Saudi terrorists halfway around the world who hate American culture read an obscure pop culture American book by a no name author?
Yeah, they probably did.
>>72108113
Exactly!
>>72103515
>>72103578
CONN SON OF CONAN
THE PROPHECY IS TRUE
>>72091193
To be or not to be?
Not to be.
For that alone, Last Action Hero is GOAT.
>>72103515
Life sure is funny sometimes. Beaner-Arnold looks just like him.
>>72091193
Without question.
>>72091634
>>72095549
I remember my dad cracking up at this line and when Arnold ripped the telephone booth out from the ground
>>72108515
No Arnold, WE get to laugh at you for that. You don't get to. You are only allowed to say "i'm sorry".
>>72103515
>>72103578
Happy for Arnold desu since all his other kids seem to be filthy degenerates.
>>72108592
>tfw your personal trainer will never be arnie
ANONS! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
>>72108586
>Apologising for the best portrayal of a Batman villian of all time, outside of Hamill's Joker
>Apologising for saving the worst Batman movie of all time
>>72108592
>Now lift! LET THE LEGEND COME BACK TO LIFE!!
;____;
>>72108728
>>Apologising for the best portrayal of a Batman villian of all time, outside of Hamill's Joker
Have you ever actually seen mr Freeze in the animated series? Arnold's was pisspoor in comparison.
>>72108586
Arnold doesn't need to say sorry to anyone, especially faggots like you.
>>72108790
>Arnold's was pisspoor
You watch your fucking mouth.
>>72106316
classy
WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS
>>72090117
IMAGINE
>>72108998
ZE ICE AGGEEE
>>72088787
>Ben Richards: Hey Killian, I'll be back.
>Killian: Only in reruns
Is anyone else dissapointed that he didn't get back with Maria?
I feel like he should have tried more but he just gave up
>>72109508
Apparently she's a massive bitch and also a whore, who was cheating more than he was.
>>72103848
Anon, if someone edits the kid out completely, would it be an A-list movie? Can it be done?
>>72104353
This felt like Arnold passing the fucking torch of greatness and Dwayne did fuck all with it.
>>72095364
Predator
T2
Last Action Hero
End of Days
The 6th Day
>>72110577
>End of Days
>The 6th Day
>no Commando
Dude... fix yourself.