ITS FUCKING RAW YOU DONUT
nane one episode be said that
Pizza's ready, chef
>>72086333
LOOK
>>72086333
check dem
PAN
HOT
>>72086333
>Its a Gordon turns into a marriage counselor episode.
>>72086847
What's the big deal here? It looks pretty good
RUSTIC
>>72086847
looks delicious
>>72086820
now watch me nane!! watch me nane nane!!!! now watch me nane!!! watch me nane nane!!!! (watch me watch me)
>>72086933
>It's a Gordon is clearly already giving up within the first ten minutes but has to go through the motions for the show and winds up a boring shouty robot for the rest of the visit while the focus is put on the crazy owners and staff episode
>>72086945
the crust is a bit thick but he complemented them on their pizza and made it the focus on their new menu
1 donkey up chef!
Gordon has too many shows. Which is the good one?
>>72087240
Hells kitchen and kitchen nightmares UK
>>72087240
Early Hells Kitchen and UK Kitchen Nightmares.
>>72087265
>>72087284
Did you guys actually see UK Kitchen Nightmares? Everybody's a beta and it's boring as sin. It should just be 30 minutes long since barely anything happens. Not that the American one is too much better, it's got filler and could be brought down to 25-30 as well
>>72086861
LOOOooooK
Rate my 'za
>>72088209
Mail me a slice
>>72088209
>pepperoni
Top kek you dumb Americlaps will eat anything.
>>72088255
Yeah well even eat yo mamas nasty ass pussy
>>72088209
ITS WEEEET
>>72088279
You know why they use pepperoni on pizza? Because it's the cheapest deli meat there is, that's why it's so disgustingly greasy. Every time you eat pepperoni, you're eating pigs assholes and ears, ground to a mince, then mixed with raw fat.
>>72088373
Wtf i hate pepperoni now
>>72088209
Cool bake-oven toast
Pizza would be just tomato and cheese
>>72088209
would lick
>>72088373
Still tastes good
Nothing like a good old 'za
>>72088209
YOU DONKEY
>>72087341
I liked to the boiling point, it was about his own restaurant and he wasn't that hyperbolic but he had to deal with a lot of shit to keep the critics happy.
>>72088209
At least it's handmade, thumbs up for that.
>>72088373
Gj now tell us about the chicken ham or about how they add water in meat to make it heavier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ICFUNejRMI
For extra effect play in 1/2 speed
>>72086847
man now I'm hungry
>select all the pizza
ITS FOOKIN RAHW!
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT
JUST LOOOOOOK
OH FUK OFF
>it's fooking raaaw
Remember that time Reddit trolled a company into closing?
>>72089546
>Reddit hates witch hunting of themselves
>do it to anyone they don't like
The madmen
I've been watching S6 of US Kitchen Nightmares on YouTube and its pretty enjoyable. What's some essential Gordonkino that I should watch?
>>72086847
I don't get it. Every kitchen nightmare he orders a lot of food and takes one bite of it and exaggerates how bad it is. What do they do with the excess food he sends back do they just waste it? Do the Mexican dishwashers eat it. This triggers my autism every time.
>>72090672
He pays for it
>>72090672
They throw it away. One time he complained he got too much lobster and they took it back and trashed it
>>72090672
You see them toss it in the garbage often. The waitress or waiter will clean off the plate saying "he said it was frozen still" or whatever to the cook.
Today we have for you some delicious™ Walmart™ steaks™
>>72089546
>America is about reselling
What did she mean by this?
>>72086945
>>72090958
Idk looks pretty good to me
>>72090997
t.american
>>72090958
The meat looks gross but all in all I'd eat it
>>72090958
I like doughy crust but that's straight up wet
>>72086333
I disagree with you
>>72091279
>The meat looks gross but not the greasy soup in the middle
>>72090958
That looks like a fucking carcrash victim,
>>72086847
look at that delicious cheesy 'za
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
>>72090958
Looks like my pussy last night desu
>>72091649
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
YOUR COOKING IN A BURNT PAN YOU FUCKING DONKEY
This is now a Ja/ck/ thread
>>72091771
>>72086333
>EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS
RIGHT, I NEED TWO LOBSTER RISOTTOS THREE BEEF WELLINGTONS AND ONE ORDER OF SCALLOPS
AND MAKE SURE ITS FUCKING GOOD WE'VE GOT A VIP FOOD CRITIC ON ONE OF THESE TABLES
YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU GET OVER HERE AND PUT YOUR HAND ON THIS!
>>72086945
HE'S GIVEN UP
Will /ck/ be flooded with cancerous redditfags from /tv/ because of these threads? It's only decent board i haven't given up on yet ;_;
>>72087341
>Did you guys actually see UK Kitchen Nightmares? Everybody's a beta and it's boring as sin. It should just be 30 minutes long since barely anything happens
What happens is he actually spends time trying to improve the restaurant instead of being a family counsellor or fighting with the owners. He always maintains his critical personality while not being an overblown hardass for the cameras.
It much preferred the laid back nature of it, it's comfy.
>>72086945
>pretty good
>>72086945
That was supposed to be a thin crust pizza.
>>72087086
No he didn't. The thing is way too greasy, which is what he said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOacMlcsnm8
I love this guy.
Is Ramsay the one thing that is loved by both 4chan and reddit?
>>72092978
Memes
>>72092978
No, idiot, 4chan and reddit share a huge userbase.
>watch the U.S Kitchen Nightmares
>erratic cuts, constant mood-building percussion, BRRAAAWWWWWWWWW, yelling etc.
>watch the U.K Kitchen Nightmares
>hardly any music
>gordon is a lot more relaxed and giving of criticism
>show comes off as much more intelligent while still addictive and satisfying to watch
Kek, Americans really are trash
>>72090958
FOOK ME LOOK AT ALL THIS GREASE
IT'S A FOOKIN MESS
Hey chefwould you make me a sandwich?
Post rare Gordon's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-GQcsqSsI
>>72093392
this.
US shows are shite.
>>72090958
>Americans unironically think this looks good
kek.
You really don't have any standards regarding food.
>>72086847
Perfect go 'za, what is Ramsey's problem?
>>72093839
he ordered personal pan size
>>72093883
what a fucking plebeian
what he got served is a traditional and genuine 'za
STOP WITH THIS 'za MEME ITS NOT FUNNY ITS PIZZA FAGGOTS
Do you think Gordie is a virgin? You see how he treats women. He also uses "cunt" a lot and that's foul and rude
>>72095059
>Virgin
>Has 4 children
>>72095059
yeah, he's obviously compensating for something because he's so aggressive.
Aggressive males are such a turn off, ugh, why can't I find a nice guy?
>>72095059
talk dirty to me gordon
>SHUT UP BITCH
>IM GOING IN FUCKING RAAAAAAWWWWW
>>72095059
Those flirting women in some of the later seasons in Kitchen Nightmares. He probably got his choice
>>72088373
Why the fuck would you care what you eat if tastes good and is harmless?
And don't give me that extreme "you could eat yourself to death on pepperoni!" you can drink yourself to death on water and that's the best thing in the world for you
>>72095059
>Being rich
>Being virgin
pick one
Petriozia should have won season 5 not christen
>>72090958
This nigga has never heard of low-fat skim cheese, clearly. Wouldn't have been a puddle of grease if they used that instead.
>>72095446
He is a chef who has worked in Michelin star kitchens. Those fuckers work like 14+ hours a day 6~7 days a week. That shit breaks a man.
>>72086847
>plenty of fresh sausage
>hot and melty cheese
>soft dough
>generous portions
HOLY FUCK THAT PIZZA IS PERFECT
i wish i could order from a place like that
>>72097894
LOWFAT CHEESE MELTS LIKE PLASTIC ITS FUCKING TRASH
THE BIG PROBLEM WAS TOO MUCH DOUGH NOT ROLLED THIN ENOUGH SO IT WAS UNDERCOOKED
THE REST IS JUST TOO MUCH TOPPINGS, BUT SOME PEOPLE ORDER IT LIKE THAT
>>72090958
Hope_solos_vag.jpg
>>72091279
>>72091367
Muricans
>>72091783
>this triggers Europe
What was his endgame?
>>72097121
>Why the fuck would you care what you eat if tastes good and is harmless?
Would you eat pigs penis stew like they do in China or dogs maybe given that they taste good?
>>72092978
>Is Ramsay the one thing that is loved by both 4chan and reddit?
Ramsay isn't loved by Reddit - he isn't a cuck
>>72098676
Tripping on the way out
>>72098676
>What was his endgame?
getting bitched
Post your 'za
>>72098712
Probably, since I can't taste the "pig asshole" in hotdogs or pepperoni I probably can't taste the penis when I kiss your girlfriend
>>72099187
this fag just said he likes sloppy seconds
>>72091649
wtf baby i thought you said you were too tired to hang out :(
>>72095501
>>72091865
i got you chef
>>72089278
YOU
COME HERE YOU
>>72091783
Why hasn't anyone made a compilation video of the worst of Jack yet?
>>72089546
>>72100686
RED WINE CHOCOLATE SAUCE
what's the name and where can I watch the episode with the retarded pizza
>>72095501
BLOODY HELL IT'S TOO DRY
>>72100962
True Detective season 2
>>72101010
fuck you tell me
>>72090958
I would still eat this because I AIN'T NO BITCH
>>72100962
pantaleone's pizza
>>72088209
>'za
0/10
>>72098676
Gordon would have kicked his ass
>>72098676
So that guy got paid by the execs to flip out, right? That's the only way it makes sense to me that he reacted to Gordon like that
>>72091649
Here's your cheeseburger, chef.
>>72088849
My fucking sides
>>72088849
LOL
>>72102827
>'EY YOU
>COME HERE>That is nicely done. Brilliant, keep it up
>>72101114
Even texture-wise that seems awful
>>72093463
what's going on here? Why is the waitress so rude?
CHOPPED ONIONS
INTO THE PAN
>>72098491
That's totally edible though.
>YOU...OI YOU COME HERE
>COME HERE NOW
>NOW FUCK OFF
cried laughing
i love watching things like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjy_FKODsTM
>>72097486
can I pick both because thats me.
>be software developer
>>72098676
What was his fucking problem?Seriously though what was he thinking
So what are you eating tonight lads
DUMB /sp/ THREAD
DUMB /sp/ MEMES
DUMB iPHONE OP
>>72103583
>You suprise me... You suprise me at how shit you are
Kek
>>72091783
w-what is going on in here, someone explain
>>72104795
some delicious 'go 'za
>>72101114
where the fuck is this
>>72104795
filled peppers and tendies
>>72090958
I just had pizza for dinner and this almost made me throw up.
