![knock-knock02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YcKmI52.jpg "knock-knock02[1].jpg")
>Hear knock on door
>Open it
>See this
What do?
>>72083247
He gets raped in this movie, right? I'd open the door just for that.
do a 360 and walk away
NO SOLICITORS
How can I say "no" to free pizza? It's free, right?
>>72083247
Ask how they feel about real lolita shit.
Fuck, I'd probably still do it. Lorenza Izzo is sooo good looking
moonwalk out of the house
>tell them they are only allowed if they get naked. they are all wet.
>fuck them right in the pussy.
>Keanu calmly explains to his wife that they forced him to do all that freaky sex shit and post stuff on facebook
>which is easily proved by completely vandalized house and his friend that goes missing
>his family forgives him instantly
>plays a victim cards on the media
>gets tons of exposure
>gets popular and expands his business, rich as fuck
>also got to fuck two hot young sloots
>tfw
how did he get overpowered again?
>>72083247
Lead them to my torture dungeon
>>72083247
Let them in, they couldn't ruin my life anymore than I already did
>>72083351
F R E E
R
E
E
Do a 1080 and walk away
Invite them in and lock myself in my room until they leave.it's happened before
>>72083310
>man playing victim
>expecting any sympathy
He raped them bro
>THOSE ARE MY DAUGHTERS TAKE THEM OFF
>Okay~ ;^)
>>72083390
Is this what heaven looks like?
>>72083359
P I Z Z A
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>>72083546
>Ana de Arma will never sit on your face
Why life
>>72083247
>be single
>act like you're married anyway to have a night of sex
>they post that shit on social networks the next day
>get high fives from everyone
Porn parody starring Lexi Belle and Sasha Grey when?
>>72083674
though that was lexi belle desu
>>72083674
lexi belle is a landwhale now, not that i'm complaining, but it wouldn't work for the part
>>72083247
Tell them they're at the wrong apartment. The party is where you hear the loud music coming from.
>>72083390
>been on no fap for the last 2 hours
>this webm is about to make me lose it
![ana_de_armas_bikini_arms_and_dudes3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KVGpL27.jpg "ana_de_armas_bikini_arms_and_dudes3[1].jpg")
>>72083674
>>72083694
>>72083718
I could only watch it if it was Ana herself.
I'd literally clean the sweat off her body and shit off her anus with my tongue.
>>72083247
>Ana come in and take your clothes off
>other bitch fuck off and get lost
>>72083247
the other chick has man shoulders
meanwhile ana is feminine as fuck
>>72083718
Lexi does private cam shows for a 99 cents a minute now.
>>72083247
Director: Eli Roth
>>72083852
this kind of cam show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoQNvpgDk9w
>>72083886
look at this pleb right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvSAE7wQN_g
GUNGA GING GONG
>>72083718
lexi bell? more like a lexi taco lol!
>>72083247
absolute kino, I loved it
best eli roth movie
It ended with him buried and uploading their sextape on his facebook right
>>72083247
>"Anon, come on in, what are you so shy for?"
What do?
>>72084303
nobody deserves this shit to happen to them
>>72084387
well he didn't die at least
>>72084303
>>72083247
>>72084387
He got free pizza.
>In an alternate ending, Evan arrives at the girls' house, putting on black gloves. He walks up to the house where the girls are inside torturing their latest victim. Upon hearing the sound of knocking they both tense up and ask: "Who's there?". What happens in terms of his wife and kids is left unknown.
>>72084303
Yes. He then tries headbutting the phone to turn it off, but accidentally "likes" the video.
>>72084622
WOW
>>72083390
>Having pictures of your kids on the wall that big.
I understand it's an art decision to show how much family means to him but how is he meant to get it on with his wife with three kids staring at him?
>>72084990
Turn the lights off.
>>72084622
What emotion is he conveying here? Good grief, even in public he's fucking wooden.
>>72083674
>>72083694
Ana is 10 times hotter than Lexi ever was.
is that blonde girl sexiest woman alive?
![Ana-De-Armas-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bSK2r5j.jpg "Ana-De-Armas-2[1].jpg")
>>72085051
She is very cute, I like her golden eyes
>>72083852
.....link?
>>72084303
>>72084387
>>72084452
>>72084951
>not seeing the alternate ending where he goes John Wick on them
I want to marry her 2bh
>>72083247
let the blonde in
I'd rather open my door and see these two.
>>72085604
I used to call her low budget Lexi belle, she's cuter than Lexi in this pic.
>>72085659
>manvomiting.gif
Find an Asian man and make a human centipede
>>72085685
she's not holding up too well these days
>>72086060
any1 have a link to that
seeing a bitch fall apart makes me so hard
>>72083912
shes not fat anymore
>>72086060
Jesus Christ dat THICCCCCCCC
never trust 2 women.
>>72086060
theres a guy on /hc/ who cammed with her last night, shes lost the weight
>>72086060
I like her better desu
>>72086060
She already lost that weight and didn't even get dicked while looking like that. Talk about a fucking waste of a good opportunity.
>>72083390
jesus christ bros
>>72084990
They're there for the shot to further
accentuate the contrast between the psycho slut tainting the innocent ideal family home.
Pure kino
>>72083351
They blackmailed him at one point. Then he surprised the one girl and grabbed her, and she stabbed him with a fork in a shoulder that was already injured. Probably still should have been able to chokeslam her, but I think he was also a naturally nonviolent type and wasn't prepared to go HAM.
Plus he was probably hoping for some sexy femdom shit to happen. It ended up being pretty lame, I wish they had something better than loud music. Like a car battery hooked up to his testicles.
they would never have sex with me because i have tiny cock
>>72084572
nice anon
>>72085565
post webms
>>72083247
Unzip my flies
>>72083247
SHOO SHOO, SEMEN DEMONS!
>>72083247
plebeians and their shit tastes, this wench is hotter than both of those tramps
>>72087516
>>72083261
>He was raped, right?
No.
>>72088294
you don't get to dig friends
>>72088051
Ew is that a dude?
>>72088051
liking gorgons
nigga that bitch turns everything that is not my dick to stone. in the bad way
>>72083390
You think Ana's dad got a chub while watching this?
Let them in and give them a bowl of eggs
>>72089824
Probably hasn't stopped jerking to the thought of it since
>>72083247
blonde can come in... the ugly bitch on the right can get steppin
>>72084622
Is he upset? Is he striking a pose? Aren't they at the same table?
Examine their foot game. If acceptable permit them entrance.
>>72083247
I don't have a wife i don't give a shit.
>>72083390
i need to get into the movie buisiness so i can put myself in movies like this
>>72090864
Worst fetish, and I mean literally.
>>72084951
lmao
>>72085119
She has god tier tits.
>>72091177
You WOULD say that though, lmao
