What's the best kino to eat a nice big breakfast to?
>>72075505
the breakfast club
Did somebody puked over that pan?
>>72075594
It's called gravy, you must be from a shit country to not recognize good looking biscuits and gravy
>eating out of a pan
literally the culinary equivalent of vaping
>>72075594
>his third world shitheap doesn't have biscuits and gravy
Lmao
>>72075594
pleb
>>72075594
>gravy that doesn't come in a can, that's disgusting!
>>72075633
cast iron pans are stove fedoras
>>72075505
did you mix cheese in with scrambled eggs?
holy fuck that is disgusting...
>>72075631
>>72075634
>>72075638
>>72075665
>puke over a pan
>call it gravy
Seek help.
>>72075692
What kind of pretentious fucking twat doesn't like cheesy scrambled eggs?
>>72075692
I mix cheese with eggs when I eat them sometimes
I don't scramble eggs though, not a fan of the extra milk, I imagine cheese + milk is a little much
I mean this meal is basically all heavy fat to begin with, nothing wrong with bacon and eggs but you should really eat some fiber with it too, I guess the orange juice is good
>Food arranged on a cutting board
>Cast iron pan as a plate
That is perhaps the most trendy looking breakfast I've ever seen. Good work, have an upvote.
>>72075823
>scrambled eggs with milk
You don't need to add anything to the eggs bar some seasoning
>>72075505
Apocalypto
Those eggs need hot sauce
>>72075947
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
A nice 'go 'za
>>72075984
to each their own faggot
>>72075505
>Cast iron pan as a plate
>Orange juice in a jar
>Served on a cutting board
smfh
Gummo
>>72075505
do you think you got enough coffee?
>>72076022
ur cool
>>72075984
>Perfect scrambled egg
>Looks like shit
Yeah no thanks.
>>72076042
go to bed grandpa
>>72075505
The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
>>72075505
>Orange juice in a fucking jar yeah that's hip
>Cast iron pan, gotta make sure to get that in the picture
>Put my nearly empty coffee cup in there too because I don't like how empty my hip cutting-board arrangement looks without it
Looks like hard work. I hope they got the upvotes they wanted.
>>72076289
In reality they took a nice picture and had a nice breakfast while you are one of the most bitter people I've ever seen...about jars and breakfast.
>>72076330
>Oh yeah I'll be a fag that's hip
>Gotta make sure to get a black dick in there
>Put my shitty opinion on the internet as if it matters because my life is empty
Looks like hard work. I hope they got the upvotes they wanted.
>>72076394
I would pay money to see (and laugh at) what you ate today
>>72075505
>not eating oats, a protein shake, almonds, and milk every day
enjoy being fat and/or disgustinggod that looks so fucking delicious
>>72075505
Just needs a glass of water, hash browns with onions, and some seasoned spinach in those eggs to be a perfect breakfast.
>>72075968
>Those eggs need hot sauce
enjoy your acid reflux
>>72075633
i eat out of a pan/pot so i dont have to clean extra dishes
>>72076459
This man knows
>>72076429
Brown rice with fried chicken thighs in chipotle sauce.
Sorry I don't fit your chicken tendies stereotype. I actually know how to cook, but I'm not some hipster whore looking for reddit approval.
The Breakfast Club.
>>72075505
>eating anything while watching a film
Reminder that if you've ever done this you didn't experience the film correctly.
>>72075505
>nice big breakfast
I hope you are not referring to that shit on your pic, are you?
>>72076330
>baby redditer can't handle the bantz
go take your anti-retrovirus you literal AIDS carrying faggot
>>72075505
>putting the biscuits in the pan and getting gravy all over your fucking cast iron pan for literally no fucking reason
Holy fucking shit why, at least eating the eggs and bacon out of the pan would make some sense since they were cooked in there
>>72076522
It's just a nice picture of a nice looking breakfast, jesus christ man what's with you?
When i google breakfast for whatever reason that's a nice picture i would choose
>>72076467
I do ;)
>>72076644
Nigger, I guarantee that picture is from reddit. It has all the hallmarks of maximum """""""trendy""""""
>>72076606
>sperg out about a picture of breakfast
>lmao u can't handle the epic bantz!!! aids faggot!!
edgy underages need to leave
>>72076644
you underestimated the level of autism we all have
>>72076695
>food can't follow trends
God forbid people see something they think looks nice and recreate it for their own enjoyment!
I can smell your mother's basement from here
>>72075505
>caffeine
>sugar juice
>skillet full of empty carbs and fat
>cancer meat sticks
>cheese mixed with the probably unorganic non-grass-fed eggs
>>72076487
but that's clearly a clean pan, so it's just dirtying something else
in regards to the op, not enough gravy
>>72075505
I want reddit to go.
>>72076644
The picture is actually the top post of /r/food in Reddit right now.
OP likely posted it because they wanted people to get upset over it and they can pretend to be 'the voice of reason'.
>>72076755
>>72076644
>>72076429
>>72076330
All OP.
>>72075984
Idk if I'm a pleb but those scrambled eggs look like absolute shit
>>72076808
>The picture is actually the top post of /r/food in Reddit right now.
Fucking christ it's real. Holy shit are redditers try hard faggots it boggles the mind
>>72076755
>Defending gimmicks
Yeah fuck off, nintendrone.
>>72076808
Your logic is mind bogglingly retarded
>>72075667
is this what people who dont cook actually believe? have fun buying a new pan every other year, while i have one that will last my lifetime and 3 more after that
>>72075739
This. holy shit I thought he was kidding. Cheesy omelets or scrambled eggs are the best.
>>72075984
>>i don't want a creamy watery scrambled eggs
looks like mashed potatoes
>>72076949
Enjoy cooking with disgusting oil all the time.
>>72076242
>>I just got my babie taken away weees going to partyyy toniggt
>>72075631
The only country in the world that pours cream sauce on their scones and then inexplicably calls it biscuits and gravy is Burgerland and it sure as shit isn't a good country.
>>72076949
>my superior metal is crafted with quality. Once it has been unsheathed it can be recupboarded until it has tasted chef boy r dee
Literally a fedora response.
Are you going to teleport behind me while I'm making bacon or something?
>>72075505
Put on a hot pot of coffee, grab a couple donuts and some cherry pie, and watch some Twin Peaks.
>>72075984
LMAO... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS... everything else looks nice but those scrambled eggs look like fucking mush... that's the worst looking shit i've ever seen presented on a cooking segment
thanks for the laugh... that was a good one
>>72076575
What would you eat, faggot?
>>72077089
Sounds comfy
>tfw I hate the taste of coffee
>>72076768
>he only eats cum
>>72077090
>All these plebs don't understand the eggs will continue to cook for a few more seconds to perfection.
Enjoy always overcooked nonsense.
>>72077174
Oh, you just haven't had it the way you like it, then.
There's light roast, medium, dark... I like a nice dark roast, good amount of milk/cream and sugar. Try it a few different ways, you'll eventually find a certain kind you like.
>>72077277
>good amount of milk/cream and sugar
isn't easier just to say you don't like coffee?
>>72077302
oh god here come the coffee snobs. worst fucks on the internet
>>72077302
Well coffee isn't really a type of drink anyways, it's just a bean. So I guess I like it with other things mixed in.
I just have a sweet tooth. I've been trying to ease myself onto black coffee, but the most I can do is black with sugar.
>>72075505
Where are the fruits and veggies? where is the fiber? fucking americans are disgusting people
>>72077326
Well you can't have breakfast without coffee!
Unless you have a glass of juice, but whatever.
>>72077326
don't even like coffee, but i can admit it at least
>>72077359
semantics
the films o wes anderson
>>72077326
Not that guy but sugar in coffee is fucking gross. I can't understand why anyone would add sugar to coffee other than they like caffeine but don't enjoy the taste of coffee.
Whats your favorite type of breakfast /tv/?
Eggs and scrapple with hash browns and a nice roll
White Boyz Can't Jump
>>72077503
Just a plain box of mozzarella sticks for me. Really hits the spot.
>>72077481
Here's a wild idea, maybe they like the taste of coffee with added sugar. Not everyone needs to enjoy food the same way you shit head. Only people like you prescribe to what is right or wrong with food based on other people's opinion as opposed to their own tastebuds.
>>72077503
oh man I miss the taste of scrapple, haven't had it since I moved away from the east coast
>>72077174
>>72077277
I didn't like coffee until I just added sugar to it. My mom always liked cream but my dad always liked it black. But I don't drink it everyday just when I feel like it.
>>72077503
What is scrapple?
>orange sugary meme juice
>coffee the DUDE WEED LMAO of normies
>no green color anywhere
>>72077601
My mom went back up to Philly recently and brought back a pound of it, man its so good
>>72077632
Its a mixture of pork trimmings, cornmeal, and spices and made into a loaf. Its really good with eggs
>he doesn't eat oatmeal and a nana for breakfast
embarrassing
>>72077560
Yeah, fair enough. Some people enjoy diluting the flavours of things for whatever reason. If people want to eat shit it's none of my business really. I just don't understand how their tastebuds could be so impaired.
>>72077626
my dad said only nancy boys drink any coffee other than black
>>72077632
Literally all the parts of the pig they can't legally feed to dogs so they sell it to poor people in the north east, mainly PA.
>>72075667
A fedora isn't something you actually use, a person who wears one is just doing it to wear it, it's not the same at all. Same goes for vaping, they're just doing it because they're douche bags, there is no practical reason to vape where as there is one to use/eat out of a cast iron pan.
>>72077683
at least you still have a dad fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ZuxYxxT60
>all the fatties in this thread getting grossed out by food that doesn't come from the microwave
Makes sense since this is the same board that defended the shitty ' ' teir pizza on kitchen nightmares.
>>72077371
Americans don't eat breakfast anymore
>>72077047
>culture is emulated worldwide
>politics are watched by every nation
>everyone in the world knows where the USA is and wants to live there
>Strongest military force known to mankind
You're right, it isn't a good country. It's the best country in the world.
>mfw /tv/ and /ck/
Cum together
Feeels gud maing
Americans don't eat breakfast they are too busy doing their jobs!
>>72075984
>Quality chef
>Can't even cook toast
>tfw I juice my morning intake
>>72076606
>make fag comment
>sperg out when you get called out for being a fag
>>72076394
>how dare other people have opinions!
>>72077468
The fuck is that plate? It's got huge rims.
>>72077503
Eggs with chili macaroni and toast.
>>72076808
Honestly the redditor is probably a fag, but the picture itself is fine. Only the kind of fucking autist who would set all this shit up for a picture would notice when that picture is put elsewhere.
>>72077468
Is that fucking mayo on that pancake, son?
>>72076198
>>72076842
>>72076984
>>72077090
>he eats his eggs dry
>>72077503
Eclairs, coffee & cigarettes.
>>72077076
His post was gay but a cast iron pan isn't some kind of sin, fedoras are the kind of people who would actually give a shit and sperg out about it.
>>72078132
it's cream and maple syrup
why the fuck does everyone think it's mayo?
>>72077669
enjoy being hungry in the next 45 minutes after eating that "breakfast"
>>72077961
>juicing over blending
enjoy your lack of fiber, pleb
>>72075984
OFF THE HEAT
ON THE HEAT
BACK OFF THE HEAT
>>72077468
thats not fucking butter is it?
you fat fuck
>scrambled eggs
>bacon
>hash browns
>fucking biscuits
>gravy
Why are western breakfasts so plebeian?
Pictured is a Japanesed breakfast - refined, elegant, flavorful, nutritious.
None of that eggs and bacon garbage that actually passes as healthy in America.
>>72075984
>that disgusting runny egg puke end product
British "cuisine" everyone
>>72078528
>>>/a/
weebs deserved to be systematically executed 2bh
>>72078528
We actually have livestock here. Those chickens & pigs.. they aren't pets.
>>72078528
>lemme just dirty 53 dishes to make my breakfast
>>72078528
That looks nice, but seems like it'd take way too much preparation for such small servings. Lot of cleanup as well.
Maybe if I had a housewife that'd be great, but too much work for my busy schedule.
>>72078622
There's a thing called a dishwasher, you know? but I guess when you're a NEET living with your mom, the same reused plate you rinse under water is good enough
>>72078528
why do asians always use 15 different plates when 2 will do?
>>72075533
Fucking kekd and checkd
>>72078665
hey asshole we only have one planet, learn to conserve energy you capitalist scum
>>72078675
Not all asians, but Japanese believe a meal's presentation is as important as the dishes themselves to fully enjoy the food
Plus you kinda want to separate flavors and textures, you don't blend your meal and drink it as a shake do you?
>>72078622
Kek
This. Asians are so fucking dumb sometimes considering they're such eggheads
>>72077884
>culture is emulated worldwide
Yes
>politics are watched by every nation
Yes, because it's a entertaining shitshow. No one envies a country about to be led by Hillary or Trump.
>everyone in the world knows where the USA is
Kek what you mean is US citizens don't know where any other country in the world is.
>and wants to live there
everyone in the third world maybe, not many other people
>Strongest military force known to mankind
not a good thing
>It's the best country in the world
I agree, your cultural output is staggeringly good. No where else is relevant in comparison.
>scones and cream sauce
looks disgusting
>>72078739
Sounds pretty OCD to me.
old pic but I eat the same thing every day for breakfast. It's midnight here.
>>72078861
God I hate British people
No wonder you burgers are obese and filled with hypertension and encrusted arteries. Where is the whole grain cereal with almond/soy milk? Or old fashion oats? I feel sorry for your colon and the ED you get from eating so much saturated fats.
>>72078861
>burned toast
>uncooked tomato and mushrooms
who /conservativebreakfast/ here lads
getting bloated early in the day is shittier
>>72079106
Not so bad on a Sunday
Favorite is the morning after Thanksgiving. Love my sweets, & pumpkin or strawberry rhubarb pie with coffee is pretty great.
>>72079106
>Eating breakfast
