one will protect you, the others will try to kill you. who do you choose?
Will the one I choose also fuck me? If so, I choose education connection qt and at least not die a virgin
Where is Doug with mesothelioma and The General?
So many infomercial Gods lost in time, like tears in the rain.
I would choose Tax Master but it's a well known fact that the only enemy that can defeat him is the Tiger Poster
>no peter francis geraci
Also probs the everest guy cause he stays strapped
>>72074115
>literally all these commercials non-stop during shows like Jerry Springer and Maury
What's the deal with that?
>>72074115
>falling for the advertising as entertainment meme
well jewed, friend!
>>72074115
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I'm sure they'll all be too interested in the elephant issue and the tiger poster to try and kill me
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