What's the Kid Cuisine of television and film?
Martyrs (2008)
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>>72073408
>this is "cuisine" in America
>>72073385
I fucking love tv dinner brownies and corn
>>72073452
At least it's not fairy bread.
>>72073452
It's cuisine for kids you illiterate retard
>>72073385
the Marvel Cinematic Universe
>>72073385
capeshit
pixar movies
>>72073385
Anything science fiction
>>72073385
who the fuck ever ate this shit? did your parents even love you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGjeaHe7GkY
"Kids Cuisine" thread?
>>72073506
I did. The fries with the brownie are GOAT
>>72073506
Do like the sight fool you it was actually good
>>72073385
This was all I could think of. It's pretty funny that the greatest basketball player ever could only get second billing after a fucking cartoon character.
https://youtu.be/qBGXZZhhVaU
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>>72073635
>basketball
well yeah that's a niggers sport
>greatest basketball player ever is the laughing stock of america's game
>>72073750
Nobody cares about baseball. It's a game children play.
>>72073487
fairy bread is party snack. God knows why since kids and sugar don't mix well.
>>72073385
Soulbrotha is the Burger King of the dub game.
Marvel Movies
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>>72074075
Why?
>>72073452
Wrong, this is.
>>72073750
Baseball is the most boring sport on earth.
>>72073912
>>72075999
>spot the foreigners
>>72073506
Yes, that's why they fed us Kid Cuisine.
>>72074736
wtf where can I get this? This looks awesome
>>72074736
Wew
>>72074736
American here, that is fucking disgusting and anyone who eats it deserves all the intestinal turmoil that follows.
>>72073385
Do Americans actually eat this?
If you didn't grow up eating Kid Cuisine, your parents didn't love you and you were probably an accident.
>>72073385
Michael Bay movies.
>>72073449
I remember when my mom banned this show in my house because she thought this was Futurama. I think it's because that Orange haired guy looks like Fry.
>>72076229
Children in poverty and stoners.
>>72076229
only the plebs
true particians however eat lunchables
>>72073452
>>72074736
No this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71UJIrmTGkg
>>72073452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOVzXbXuOhk
this is real cuisine
>>72074736
Kill all Americans
>>72077268
>poverty
I was thinking about trying one of these for old time's sake and was amazed at how expensive they are, for literally 4 or 5 bites of food.
>>72073449
I haven't seen this show since I was a kid but I instantly remembered that Gilbert Gottfried voiced the bird, even though I didn't know who he was until years later. Now that's a recognizable voice.
>>72073385
Looks like child abuse on a prison plate
>>72074736
honestly this might taste pretty good.
I've had a peanut butter burger once. Shit was Delish
>>72074736
Man this looks like a heart attack waiting to happen
>>72073385
American Psycho
>>72074736
GET IN MAH BELLLLYYYYY - Boogie2988
>>72074736
I don't about all that other shit above the meat, but I'd definitely try this.
>>72079668
>peanut butter burger
ixmike is that you
>>72079720
not it was at a local burger place.
I was really stoned so it might not have actually been good, but I enjoyed it in the moment.
>>72074736
>Bacon
>>72079857
>Dune-coons
>>72079668
>>72079720
>>72079767
there is nothing really inherently wrong with using some peanut putter in a burger, you fucks have never had peanut sauce?
>>72073506
>>72076040
>>72073624
>>72073550
Wait, this is actually something parents bought and gave to their kids? I thought it was a 'look at the shit x school is giving my kids' picutre.
>>72080450
this has been the case since at least the late 80s and you are ignorant as hell.
>>72076037
Brit here and I think baseball is great, american football and basketball are fucking shit though.
>>72077358
I'd try it
>>72080484
not everyone's a yank who grew up on fucking Kid Cuisine packs
>>72077354
holy fuck does anyone remember the lunchables with the little mustard packet thing and the mint chocolate
what were they called I need some now!
pic related 29999045838 in photoshop to bring you this artistic rendition
>>72079720
what up
>>72080617
oh my god he's so beautiful
>>72080673
>don't play anymore but still have my ixmike reaction folder
>>72080527
most aren't yanks who grew up on it but most are 1st world residents who have seen/heard of it you fucking europoor.
>>72080712
This, I haven't eaten a kids cuisine in my entire life but I used to see the commercials
>>72080711
>don't play anymore but still have my ixmike reaction folder
makes perfect sense
I had to give up dota too. huge waste of time.
>>72080712
So you're under the impression that people outside Murica would eat this shit? Cos that's where you're wrong.
>>72080868
considering some people outside 'murica eat testicles, as well as their own feces, I genuinely think they would eat this if put in front of them.
>>72078239
it was created in canada retard
>>72080915
>Comparing your "kid cuisine" """"food"""" to testicles and literal shit.
You're full of great arguments huh ?
>>72073385
DID HE TIP HIS TENDY IN CHOCOLATE PUDDING?
PARADIGM SHIFT
TRUE HAUTE CUISINE
>>72079857
oy vey
