What did she mean by this?
Please see Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates featuring me. Please. I need to break out here. I can't do another Dirty Grandpa movie.
"My career is stagnating"
She means
"PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REMEMBER I EXIST"
>>72065543
Every woman on the planet is bisexual.
>>72065601
This.
>>72065543
How the fuck is this newsworthy?
>>72065543
She's trying to say that her career and stardom is fading and that she needs attention to get television or movie roles so that she can pay her bills.
Ah, the classic "I'm not getting enough attention! I know! I'll say I'm bisexual and be lapped with 'so braves!' and other praises! Great idea! I'm so unique and quirky! A true snowflake!"
>>72065543
Basically she can't find a serious gig outside indie shit so this is a hail Mary play to get attention
>>72065543
Has there ever been a bisexual woman that chooses a girl as a life partner over a boy?
Who fucking cares
>>72065543
yay. who gives af? isn't she a slut?
I'm absolutely baffled at the people who find her attractive.
>>72065729
No, it's just an excuse to suddenly kiss another girl at a party when the boys aren't giving them enough attention.
What the fuck kind of name is Aubrey Plaza? Does she "identify" as a street?
>>72065629
As a femfag i can confirm
>>72065729
>bisexual
>sexual
>implies that means romantic attraction and not just sex
m8
>bislut
fyi this is worst than being a lesbian
>A woman is bisexual
Stop the fucking presses
>>72065629
and every guy is bisexual if they are drunk enough
>>72065729
All the ones who's had multiple boyfriends but then decide they're lesbian and then sticks to chicks.
There's so many bisexuals out there fleeing from their sexuality just because they've had bad relationships, or non-relationships, in both categories.
>implying a woman saying she's bisexual means anything and all women dont have a phase where they tell people this but have never actually dated a woman
>>72065543
bitches think they dykes when them roasties ain't never licked the puss
>>72065773
She's a Mexican trying to fit in
>>72065543
remember when she rubbed her clit over her sink?
>>72065543
So brave such an inspirational woman.
>>72065543
Go on tinder and look at girl's bios i guarantee at least 60% of them will say they're bisexual.
Every fucking girl is bisexual.
>I'm a dried up B-List celebrity who can't get roles anymore, better pretend I'm a meme sexuality.
It sounds like she is just defending her heterosexuality without sounding like a homophobe. She didn't say anything about "coming out"
>tfw bisexual
>because I have to buy sex
Just another strategic press release to amp her "sex appeal"
>>72065842
False.
so brave
>>72065543
wow so brave
it means she fucks anna kendrick with a strapon
>>72065543
>Aubrey Plaza
>energy
Those are two words I never thought id see in the same sentence.
>>72065842
No you're just a faggot
>>72066983
>>72067272
no hot blooded man will say no if a 10/10 twink wants to suck their beer dick
>My career has peaked with Parks and Rec
>Oh God, my last gig was voicing Grumpy Cat for a Lifetime original movie
>I better pull an Ellen Page and say I'm gay
>Oh, wait, the Fappening, SHIT
>>72065543
I still don't know who this is.
>>72067819
I will say no cause I'm not attracted to men. Sounds to me like you have some sexuality issues to work out m8.
>>72065629
This. Homosexuality is a feminine concept.
>>72065614
When your right you're right.
Do you think theydid cocainetogether?
Bisexual is just what girls say to sound like a unique special snowflake
Of course, every girl says that, so now you have girls making up some tumble shit, like being pansexual
>>72068045
ass has the consistency of waffle mix.
>>72066983
>>72065543
that she wants to be my life
god she is so fucking hot
who cares?
>>72068200
so you would eat it?
>>72065543
>woman acting bisexual for attention
what is she 16? to bad she isn't attractive
