What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
Don't forget Dani Ocean's Eleven.
directed by Max Landis
Let's show this prehistoric white male how we do things downtown.
Theo and Luis fucking when?
it is EQUALITY we are talking about, right?
not a female takeover
I swear if they ever decide to remake Back to the Future I'm going to lose my shit
>>72061964
The past is not very progressive though.
>>72061964
I think the director or somebody hes kept the rites to himself. it might happen when he dies and his children or something sell it off.
>>72061784
>Judy Gold
>Gold
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>>72062059
But Emily Blunt and Charlize Theron are pretty reasonable for those roles. In fact they'd be great for some kind of Pointbreak like action film. I'd rather they did an original story of course.
>>72062017
>Martha(rule 63 Marty) go to the past
>All jokes is about how racist/mysoginic people were and how heroine will smite them for this
>Heroine changed future to be more progressive and tolerant
Whats so hard about women making their own franchises, its obvious they can just look at every YA movie, why do they want to just take what men have ?
What would you call a female version of Citizen Kane?
>Who was the funniest Ghostbusters cast member
After I have been forced to watch this movie I can say it was clearly Chris Hemsworth.
>>72062205
Citizen Tampon
>>72062205
Clitizen Jane
>>72062212
>the funniest person in the movie is the one who isn't a professional comedian
Can't say I'm surprised, really.
>>72062205
Citizen Menstrual Pain
>>72062205
Jane Eyre?
>>72061846
aren't they rebooting oceans eleven with all female cast?
>>72062205
suffragette jane
>>72062346
he's probably a funny guy in general who has to do action hero roles because of his body type
Not the blues brothers
how about something new?
When are you guys going to realize that Hollywood and its movies aren't some sacred institution that respects its own history? The only thing that matters is money. Right now and for the better part of the last ten years, the name of the game is reboots and IP. They're going to remake everything they can, it doesn't matter what kind of prestige the original had. It doesn't matter if the new one is good or not. These things are established brands with built in fanbases, that's all that matters.
I don't get why people freak out about this shit especially when it has been happening forever at this point. One day you'll realize you care more about movies than the idiots making them.
You guys just like to get angry. I've never even seen a Blues Brothers thread on here, but I bet we're gonna get Alt-Right posting up the ass if this movie actually happens.
>>72062059
Why don't the list the cons to go along with the pros?
>>72062712
It's more than that though. They're actively insulting and mocking us in hopes that it leads to a large, different market.
>>72061784
How could anyone think of this idea and not immediately think "Soul Sisters" would make much more sense
>>72061784
I don't give a fuck about all this /pol/ circlejerk stuff, but I would just like to say Judy Gold is a horrible comedian.
>>72062800
>Judy Gold
>Gold
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>72062712
>Everyone's doing it so why bother?
You and people who share your mentality are responsible for the fall of western civilisation
yes instead of just having normal shitty 80s remakes let's have shitty 80s remakes that pander to feminists
>>72062059
Natalie in Leon 2 NOW!!
>>72062426
I'd heard of one in the works since 2012
and some faggot cunts already made Reservoir Cats, a shot for shot remake but with all chicks instead.
>>72062205
Citizen Parasol
>>72061964
The director and Co writer both said it will only happen over their dead bodies.
>>72062735
I make a blues brothers thread when I rewatch it a couple times a year
Lethal Weapon female cast when?
>>72062712
Because you're on one of the boards that make up the never-ending cancerous circlejerk portion of 4chan (/tv/,/pol/,/r9k/,/v/,/b/)
It's completely obvious that they share the same userbase and really nobody outside of these boards likes them. (/b/ is a bit of an outlier because it's mostly kids there, /r9k/ is more left-leaning on many issues. But all that cringy "manenist" shit keeps them together beautifully.
>>72062980
That wasn't the point of my post at all and if you honestly think that the people who aren't exhausting themselves worrying about the latest Hollywood Goldstein productions are responsible for the decline of western civilization, you're just dumb.
>>72063019
Matilda: The Professional isn't going to fucking happen.
It probably shouldn't either. He sucks at sequels look at Taken 2 and 3.
>>72062205
CitizenBANE?
>>72063143
Falling for the trolls.
>>72062980
I don't think you actually give a single care about "western civilization" beyond being able to say it to try and win arguments. I'll bet you bring it up often and about things you don't like.
I'll bet you were the guy who at the slightest provocation started calling people nazis and comparing them to hitler to try and "win".
>>72062735
The Blues Brothers is one of those classic comedies that everyone likes. It doesn't generate a lot of discussion since there's no "nerdy" aspect to it but if you asked your average Joe about it he would probably say "I love that movie!"
>>72061784
What's the lesson to be found here? Women can only pump out inferior versions of things men originally created? Good job, progressives.
>>72063327
I don't like it.
blues brothers combined several elements into a classic movie, a remake is doomed
>great comedy due to the leads
>great music
>celebrities made up 80% of the cast
>one of the best car chases
>>72063503
It wouldn't be able to be made today. People would be all up about "what is with the cultural appropriation of black culture".
>>72062800
>Judy Gold is a horrible comedian
She was on the Doug Loves Movies podcast a few months back and it was an absolute shitshow. Her sense of humor is abysmal and she would not shut the fuck up even though everyone on stage was clearly annoyed by her bullshit.
>>72062059
MEW as Jane Mclaine would be adorable and qt as fuck. Would watch three times in a row in the theater.
>>72062059
Who are they going to get to play Ripley (Alien), or Alice (RE)
>>72062059
>People still buying into the Ronda Rousey meme.
Bitch got knocked out and gained 60lbs.
>>72064026
Obviously still eating like she used to, but not training as much.
>>72061784
Leslie Jones and the Temple of Doom
>>72062059
>>72063859
But she was already his daughter Lucy in Live Free. Her just being as big a bad ass in a situation after that is just natural progression.
Anything for more sweaty tank top mew.
>>72064026
We Amy Schumer now.
They call us sexist, but they perpetuate a stereotype that women can only succeed by following in the footsteps of a man. Retards.
>>72064026
She's gotta do something. She ain't making 35 again, it's over.
>>72062059
>the professional 2
>it's essentially /ss/ the movie
these people don't even know what monster they're creating
>>72064026
wow, same thing happened with gina carano. what is it with women not being able to bounce back from a loss?
>>72062771
You know good as damn well why they don't list the cons for women actors
>>72061784
>The Blues Sisters
I'M ACTUALLY TRIGGERED DON'T EVEN SAY THAT. DON'T EVEN THINK IT.
>>72061784
they like losing money it seens
cant wait for charlotte Angels though
>>72062059
>>72063859
>MEW walking around with bloody bare feet
When they do an all-male remake of 'Waiting to exhale', or 'Sex and the city', or some other chick flick, then I'll know that the apocalypse is truly at hand.
>>72062735
Better than libshits thinking they're welcome here.
>>72061846
Don't forget black, female Iron "Man".
>>72064277
In Ginas case, she was too attractive to be a fighter, and was looking for an out anyways. The top level of womens fighters at the time had like 10% of the exposure current ones do.
Ronda was just built up to be the GOAT and then got btfo in front of millions of people.
>>72064247
What the fuck happened
>>72061784
>2016
>Liberals
>Millennials
>Feminism hurr durr we can do as good as the men DOWN WITH THA PATRIARCHY GRRL POWA
>>72062771
Because
>womyn can't do wrong - and if they do it's still the men to blame
Hi /heem
>>72064529
She's not scheduled for a fight so she doesn't have a weight regimen right now, she's always been fat look at her judo photos
>>72064622
>Face the pain
>>72061784
I made a joke about them doing a female version of the Blues Brothers the other day. I didn't think someone would actually have the same thought and take it seriously.
>>72061784
Dan ackroyd is still alive
>>72062059
I'm okay only with James bond, since there's a million actors for that character.
>>72061784
>Blues Sisters
>not calling it Soul Sisters, a tale of two black sisters searching for the meaning of their lives after their mama's death
This shit writes itself.
Just like how GB '16 should have been set in Baton Rouge.
>>72062059
>Pros: should be in all movies
What
>>72061784
A "Blues Sisters" wouldn't really bother me since Blues Brother 2000 already did a pretty good job of ruining the franchise.
>>72063031
They already made Reservoir Cats - it's called Set it Off.
>>72065389
thats the third thing max landis' dad killed
>>72061784
>Blues Sisters
How about we make an original movie instead of remaking good ones for no reason other than to push a agenda?
>>72062205
Citizen Jane
Citizen May
>>72062712
You answered your own question. Why even ask it?
>>72062059
Why not just make a female-led movie that's LIKE Die-Hard? Why not just cast Gillian Anderson in a spy movie WITHOUT calling her "Jamie Bond"? Why co-opt things and make them female instead of coming up with an original idea that the female audience can call their own? Why just give underrepresented groups the table scraps of more mainstream groups?
Oh right, because Salt flopped like a fish and this is all really about money, no matter how much the studios insist it's about """diversity""".
>>72063713
>They remake the Blues Brothers and cast two black women
>Completely missing the point that BB came from Aykroyd and Belushi growing up on Southern Blues despite being gawky white boys and that's the joke
I honestly wouldn't be surprised.
>>72062346
>Hemsworth isn't a professional comedian
Isn't he mainly known for starring in the comedy films "Thor" and "Thor 2 The Dark World"?
>>72061784
If Beyonce is cast I'm joining ISIS.
>All this fuss about movies with female leads
>All this stuff in the media concerning little girls having positive female role models
>Instead of making new characters or new good movies, let's just rehash everything that has ever been popular and genderbend the cast
I do not understand.
>>72065863
Those were children's movies.
>>72061784
The people who are rich in this country are so rich that they can't count all of their money. Thus, to ease that burden, they finance stupid movies in the hopes that a series of megaflops will reduce their wealth to a manageable level.
>>72063183
luckily he doesn't own the rights anyways
>>72064420
>27 Bowties
>Always a groomsman, never the groom.
Looking forward to the all-male "Steel Magnolias" remake.
>>72062205
Citizen Clinton
>>72062184
Because coopting men's movies gives them a fallback if the thing fails by staying people who hate it just gate women.
>>72065958
No you see girls and women aren't able to make popular characters on their own, they have to copy what men have done in the past.
They're also too dumb to recognize something starring a girl or woman unless it's got a recognizable brand attached, it's all about profit you see.
Girl power!
>>72061951
>Theo and Luis
Is this about two Latino men trying to outrun the border patrol?
>>72062059
>Chastain in beach scenes
yes
>Lawrence in the film at all
NO
Damn the kikes are seriously doubling down on the agenda pushing
they are fucking going all out
WOMEN SCARE ME I AM EVERY INSECURE /tv/ POSTER IN THIS THREAD WHO IS AFRAID OF WOMEN I HATE WOMEN WOMEN MAKE ME AFRAID
>>72066954
All that work on the image just to write that?
You let yourself down, anon.
>>72066954
>All that projecting
>All that insecurity
>All that white knighting for a corporation
Your movie flopped bub, no amount of shitposting will absolve you of your white privilege :^)
>>72062980
>Fall of western civilization
here come the melodramatic children who don't know what they're talking about.
>>72062059
>MEW bare foot an entire movie
Do they want me to commit a crime?
>>72063327
Blues brothers sucks only hipsters pretend to like it like my sister
>>72066954
I ain't afraid of no roastie
>>72063327
that movie sucked dick homie
>>72061784
Literally the only people that care are white guys. Everyone else in the world has been fine watching all kinds of movies except them and now theres all this bitching that big budget pictures aren't directed at them
>>72064026
Oh wow completely forgot about her .every one jumped of her bandwagon
>>72062059
>The Professional 2
>starring grown Natalie Portman as an assassin
>>72064420
A male Sex and the city would be pretty based.
after Blues Brothers 2000, that franchise is deader than John Belushi.
and who would they get to cameo, that's still alive and healthy enough to perform? Chaka Khan?
We are living in the future of a cheesy 90's movie where everything's gone wrong and portrayed as overtly fucking stupid.
Except its real, its our actual lives and were just drinking in the liquid shit that is 24/7 entertainment.
>>72061784
Indiah Jones when
>>72067628
lol idiocracy was a documentary!! XD!!
>>72067832
What?
>>72067461
>muh legacy
It's a trash idea and you know it.
>>72063031
>reservoir cats
Oh god this sounds so fucking horrible. Just look at how good the acting is in this movie. A woman could never reach this kind of level
This is what happens when you let a bunch of mindless children with too much time on their hands and were and still not aware of anything outside their little bubble get access to the internet and go on a crusade to bring their ideas to the ignorant masses despite those idea having been done, discussed, and refined for decades now.
>>72068348
you sound like a fucking dumbass
>>72062017
>the movie will feature two strong independent womyn going to the past to check white male privilege
>>72067832
>I'm going to use a strawman and completely derail the argument while not presenting any argument myself, am I not quirky? XDXDXD
>>72068366
You're the one who took the time to notice and respond to it.
>>72061784
It has become uncreative and unwilling to take risk.
It holds onto every sheckle like a rat to cheese fearing that even 1 sheckle will be lost.
It thinks about how to manipulate the people and control them to increase it's sheckles.
It doesn't want to do anything with the sheckles besides getting more sheckles.
It's name is never to be spoken unless the ghosts of 6 million men cry out and call you a racist before the whole world.
>>72063031
Did they even get all up in a fit about "Mr. Pink" I guess "Ms. Pink"... It's sounds like Ms. Pussy!"
>>72061784
>female
>blues musicians
>in chicago
>memefacelaughingwithglassinhandandwinksback.jpeg
Societal marketing.
Pandering generates free publicity as well as draws attention away from Hollywood's seedier elements like rampant paedophilia and rape.
>>72062059
this is a new fad after comic books hit the fan. Ooh man is this going to be the new hollywood fad for the next 10 years.
>>72068125
The concept of her trying to train a kid, yeah. But Natalie herself as an assassin I dig
>>72070095
I wouldn't have a problem with her training another loli, so long as they keep the pedo aspects of the original.
>>72061784
Where is the fucking alliteration in that? Calling them the Soul Sisters would make more sense.
>>72062059
>dirty harry
I don't think that would be too bad
>>72066555
Fund it
>>72062205
Housewife Jane
All male Mean Girls remake fucking when??
>Written by Judy Gold
Isn't that that lanky Jew dyke that Nick Dipaolo used to BTFO on Tough Crowd?
>>72062059
why would anyone want a fletch remake even if it was with a guy?
>>72062059
i can see portman in leon 2. however, the really interesting stuff would be what happened between the 1st movie and "now." however, i know the movie would be a stupid "women can kick ass, too" instead of an "unlikely mentor-protege relationship" movie
>Hey, this movie was a failure
>Let's make another movie just like it!
>>72061784
Isn't this completely against feminist rhetoric, that female empowerment shouldn't be simply emulating their male counterparts but fulfilling a unique identity of their own?
Or have I made the classic mistake of assuming they would have any consistency to their logic?
>>72064420
When they do an all-male remake of Sex and the city
They already did it's called Entourage.
>>72061784
Just look the other way.
Dont complain.
Dont sperg out
Just ignore it.
It will go away.
Just let it fail...no biggie...soon it will be gone and they will stop trying.
>>72064689
/r/ing Brazil getting BTFO webm
We're 106 miles out of Chicago, and we have to pull over every 15 minutes so I can pee.
We have a full tank of gas but the engine light is flashing - is it supposed to do that? Pull over just in case - and half a pack of tampons.
It's dark out, but we spent nearly an hour putting on our makeup anyway.
Let's go girlfriend!
>>72062059
So it's far more believable that Bond can be a white woman, but not a Black man?
>>72070558
Do you prefer lesbian-pedo or standard-pedo?
>>72061784
i wanna know more about this serial killer.
>>72065863
it's gonna be the dark world soon enough
>>72074040
I'm Besson, BTW
>>72064529
She got really depressed after losing to Holly Holm, she truly thought she would never get beaten by anyone and she started eating tubs of ice cream and hiding at home. Apparently she didn't leave her house for two months after the fight.
>>72061784
When will they remake Coyote Ugly with men
>>72065389
> Blues Brother 2000 already did a pretty good job of ruining the franchise.
This.
>>72062607
Ain't nothing new under the sun.
>>72072599
>Isn't that that lanky Jew dyke that Nick Dipaolo used to BTFO on Tough Crowd?
yes
she was constantly BTFO by everyone and booed by the audience. I can't think of one joke she made that was actually funny.
the only time she was likable was when she BTFO Kevin Hart by making fun of his black shtick
>>72062059
This is cringeworthy to just read
>Ooooh look at these women they can walk and talk
Pic related this is what goes through these idiots mindsEmily Blunt as female Bond would make sense
>>72073901
Classical feminism is dead.
It's all about equity. Not equality.
Though I think this is just a symptom of Hollywood not coming up with anything original.
>>72075254
What video was that?
>>72063143
So new and so delusional
>>72061964
>Marty travels back 30 years to 1986
>spends half the movie crying because there is no internet
