What if Malfoy was a girl?
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What if Malfoy was a girl?
>>72060666
What if Malfoy slipped on a bar of soap getting out of the shower?
>>72060666
>ywn be bullied by female Malfoy
Then no one would be rooting for Harry and the gang
>>72060666
There is an anime about this.
What if adults stopped """"""discussing""""" this shitty franchise made for 8 year old kids?
What if you weren't a paedo manchild?
>>72060891
>>72060922
t. GoTposters
>>72060666
What if Harry Potter had longer hair?
what if hermoine gave me a footjob
>>72061129
t. paedo manchild
>>72061647
>what if harry was a trap getting railed by malfoy
It would still be one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>>72061677
What if I used the polyjuice potion to turn into Hermione and fucked every boy in the dorm?
>>72061776
Go back to >>>/lit/
>>72061794
you'd be a horny girl for us big guys
>>72061809
Go back to /r/books
Watch Little Witch Academia to find out
why is malfoy white
>>72060666
>swn hex you to become addicted to her footsweet
;_;
>>72062112
>every wizard/doctor at hogwarts tries to cure you but they sadly tell you that there is no cure. for the rest of your life, you need to be beside her so you'll have access to her footsweat when the physical urges begin again. she uses this to enslave you, your entire live in miserable servitude to her and in payment you get the most pleasurable sips of her footsweat that make it all seem worthwhile again.
>>72061776
Who the fuck wrote that list?
How fucking coked up do you need to be to rate atlas shrugged above The Trial, Catch-22 and fucking Shakespeare?
Is this bait?
>>72060666
Malfoy and Harry would have been the main romance.
>>72060666
Then Malfoy would be a rich annoying bitch instead of a rich annoying jerk.
