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Who's your trekfu?
>>72046298
This sexy thing is my OTP
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>72047234
"Commander, tell me about your flight plan."
>>72046298
best dax
>>72047254
There is no limit to baneposting. The absolute finest.
T'pol
Alice Eve's character from the last movie.
>>72047478
Ishara is superior
Alynna Nechayev got me the first time she popped up in Picard's office. She seems to be the kind of mate that would be very demanding but it seems just too intriguing to seduce her.
I'll bet Picard lured her into his quarters by telling her he just got a Samovar and would need a hand with it. He'd let her take the action so she would feel in charge and thereby complementing her.
>>72047301
I just can't help thinking that fucking here would be a lot of fun. So much experience and she'd probably penetrate your privacy and find out your dirtiest desires!
>>72047802
>she'd probably penetrate your privacy
Well, I've never heard it called that before but I'll give it a go
>>72047799
RAPE GANGS
>>72047301
My first MILF
The only true bajoran babe.
>>72048244
>..Yes, nice to mole you... MEET you! Nice to meet your mole! Don't say mole... I said mole.
>>72047209
This, most beautiful starship ever conceived.
>>72047909
>>72047301
>tfw no betazoid gf
Why are they always on the prowl for cock?
>Star Trek thread
>people ironically spam pics from the campy, low budget tv shows from decades ago
Never change /tv/
>>72048489
Betazoid women get more horny as they get older, there was an episode of TNG about it
>>72048511
*Punches you in the face, shattering your nose and making you fall backwards.*
Sorry about that little toad, everyone. The thread should be a a clean one from here on out.
>>72048516
Don't you mean the episode on Deep Space Nine where here randiness spread around as she bumped into others?
"now try it again but put one finger in my butt"
>>72048244
>not even best bajoran on TNG
Wow m8. Wow.
>>72048750
if Vulcans have no emotions how can they inflict such sick burns
>>72048791
They are strayan actually, look at their complexity and apparent retardation. They put up this facade of emotionless aloof only for you to lower your defense and hit you with bantz.
>>72048302
>>72048509
>>72048750
DELETE THIS
>>72047287
i had a sizable crush on her watching Police Academy as a young'n
what is she in the Star Trex?
>>72048862
A Vulcan, fám
>>72047266
wrong. Ezri is love, Ezri is life
>not even OP
>>72047799
>sarah meets the mechanical man
Young Pulaski
Not even a furry.
>>72049106
>this woman makes me horny
>not straight tho
>this man makes me horny
>not gay tho
>this child
>
yeah no
she was cute but the actress is die young
>>72049170
>you will never have an awkward romance with Crewman Cutler
Why even live?
>>72049137
I only put her because I wanted to put someone unique to the criminally underrated TAS. Il take the the whole group of women from the lorelei signal.
then she went on to torment "Bobby" in Law and Order
so hot
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>start watching TOS
>notice there are a shitload of beautiful women in it
what went wrong /tv/
>>72049387
She's great as a young tease in Trek, and then as the older conniving killer in L&O. Such a hot little thing
>>72049326
Or Laura from the episode The Jihad. Kirk should've taken her up on her offer... No doubt they visited her planet soon after for some shore leave.
>>72049444
feminism
>>72049444
there are alot of beautiful women in every version of star trek
>>72049387
Who was she in Trek?
Many boners throbbed in Law and Order tho
>>72049444
Equality
>>72049444
there's only 3 of them but I wanted you to look at them anyway, that's why I called
>>72046298
>>72047266
>>72048904
Jadzia > Ezri
Jadzia is an amazon supergenius, whereas Ezri is a mental midget and a literal midget.
Yeah, Jadzia is a Mary-Sue, but that's fine. She sticks out like a sore thumb on DS9 (aka The Island of Misfit Toys), but no one would have minded if she had served on a ship full of Mary-Sues (like the Enterprise D). All that matters is that she's a better officer on-duty and more fun to be around off-duty.
>>72047478
My man
>>72050308
Hnnnff. I want her to lift up those sweaty greek funbags and smash em down on my face.
>>72050446
Yeah, but Ezri is cuter.
dat Romulon snatch is best snatch
Freckles chick on the right.
hhnnnngg
>You will never be saved by a squad of female security officers.
JDIMSA
Every other episode of TOS features some godly eye candy
>>72046298
I don't watch the series, who's this qt-p2t?
This girl's nipples were near bursting through her top they were so hard... Definitely check this one out.
>>72051495
I quite like this one
>>72051528
She's a transsexual alien with a centuries-old goa'uld in her belly.
Leah Brahms was qt as fuck
>>72051632
Just because I don't watch star trek doesn't mean I don't know that goa'uld is from stargate. But fine, be like that.
>>72051532
too bad she's been wesleyd
>>72051670
She's a transsexual alien with a centuries-old goa'uld in her belly, really.
But in Star Trek a goa'uld is called a "Trill symbiont".
>>72048955
Dayum!
>>72051710
god damn
>>72052067
Pulaski was a fucking fox
This is who I want my gf to be
>tfw none of these people are as attractive as you remember
>>72052526
well yeah
its been 15 years
>>72052446
>you'll never be empress Satos boytoy
>>72052526
some are even better
>>72052526
in before kes
>>72047347
>>72047634
>>72052705
Imagine being Connor Trineer
Only started watching TNG today and god fucking damn Deanna Troi is fine
>>72052791
>she basically said that Star Trek saved her from going to porn
>>72048673
Nah, I meant TNG The Manhunt
>Troi explains that her mother has entered "The Phase": a stage in the life of a middle-aged Betazoid woman when her sex drive drastically increases, albeit clouding her judgment, and that she is searching for a new husband
>>72052613
This made me depressed. There would be nothing better than to be a sex slave to an asian goddess
>>72052683
I thought she looked quite nice for the few episodes she had long hair.
>>72052955
back then, very yes
do yourself a favor and dont google it
>>72052683
>>72052955
>>72052955
What kinda look you want kes?
Just fuck my shit up
>>72047634
>>72047347
Why do all mirror universe episodes look like a porn parody of the real thing
Are the writers trying to tell us that sex is evil?
>>72052783
JUSTO
She also had a nice looking taller assistant. I think they were a nasty bunch too since they kept this annoying dwarf around.
>>72052705
And to think I thought she was too skinny back during the Enterprise days...
>>72053120
"Children, let me show you my sexual organs."
>>72053934
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3352055/Karen-Montgomery-starred-Star-Trek-spin-episode-dies-age-66-Los-Angeles-lengthy-battle-breast-cancer.html
;_;
>>72052955
Long-haired Kes was best Kes.
>>72047266
>>72050446
fucking pleb
>>72054223
There's no need to get rude. Your precious Ezri is just a work of fiction.
