Ask someone who payed to see ghostbusters anything...
FAQ
Was it good: NO.
Was it bad?: BEYOND BELIEF.
Best part?: The ending.
Worst part: The damn soup suicide joke... that was shit.
Okay, ask away.
did you get the crab legs
Did you order Coke Zero?
>>72036144
>soup suicide
Wait, what?
>>72036162
Oh god... Not this...
>>72036144
Was the concierge black?
>>72036144
>Ask someone who payed to see ghostbusters anything...
Why?
>>72036179
The damn main villain dude is about to kill himself, and the (Macarthy girl) says "WAIT, there's so much to live for!!! Like.... Uh... well... soup!" then they talk about the freaking things to live for, and it's all soup... untill the black chick says "Salad?" And she goes, "And salad" then the dude kills himself.
What was the funniest line or scene? I know it's hard to pick out the shiniest turd, but I need to know if there is absolutely ANY merit to the """""Positive"""" reviews in case the Sajoos try to use it as ammunition
Also, I am witness to your digits.
>>72036144
>tfw didn't pay because my buddy works at a theater
Shit's dope.
Anyway, what did you think of Holtzmann (Kate McKinnon, or FemEgon)? She was kinda crazy for the sake of crazy but damn did she pull that off well.
>>72036218
Why did I pay to see it? because I refused to just jump on the bandwagon of hate.. I wanted it to prove it was good, or at least not all bad... It was pretty shit.
>>72036232
My life is now less enjoyable for knowing that something this awkward, stale, and unfunny is in any form of mass media
>>72036232
I hope the movie flops so hard it ends that plus size clown's career
>>72036201
Not that I remember...
>>72036177
No...
>>72036238
The best joke is when they first test out the damn proton packs, and they are in a subway station thing, and they hold a ghost and it gets hit by a train, then the black girl says "Ya know, he ain't even the 3rd scariest thing on that train."
>>72036252
I thought she was... EEHHH the first joke or two was okay, but it got old fast... especially the lipsync dance thing... UGH...
>>72036278
My life is too... I saw it with a group, and they all agree it's HORRID.
>>72036324
someone from RT was on the radio today saying it was the funniest shit ever and everybody should go watch it
did it feel like a long SNL sketch?
>>72036371
It felt like a LONG ass SHIT SNL sketch... that dragged so far... I mean seriously, it's a BORING, SLOW PASED, Joke every other line(Like... every other line is a joke, and they all make you cringe) shit sketch...
At least with SNL it's contained to a few minutes... not an hour and 45 minutes.
It's SO BAD!!!
>>72036412
fucking aaaaa dude
what's your favorite comedy? you are watching some eye bleach tonight aren't you?
>>72036511
I watched it last night as an early showing, I've been spending the day watching the original two, FUCK I even watched Jack and Jill... The shit Adam sandler movie... It was honestly funnier than this... THAT'S HOW BAD IT IS.
My favorite comedy is hard to tell, BUT I am a sucker for crappy ones... and this was still bad...
I mean, I liked little nicky and all.. this was bad.
>>72036592
ain't no shame in little nicky
jesus christ though I can't imagine jack and jill being above another shitty comedy. That's absolute shit.
I have yet to see GB2 actually, always liked rewatching the first one though
>>72036635
The first one is a lot better than the second, but god damn... I feel bad for hating on this movie so much, I LOVE the ghostbusters... this just wasn't it... THIS MOVIE OPENS WITH A FART JOKE... Wait, they say it was a QUEEF... NOT EVEN KIDDING.
>>72036144
did you at least do the damn decent thing and buy a ticket for another movie so you didn't end up supporting this steaming pile??
>>72036232
>"WAIT, there's so much to live for!!! Like.... Uh... well... soup!" then they talk about the freaking things to live for, and it's all soup... untill the black chick says "Salad?" And she goes, "And salad"
>>72036144
Why did you watch that movie?
Do you enjoy BDSM?
>>72036692
I planned on it, BUT I got to the booth and thought, "What if the movie is good, and the trailers were just the bad parts?" and got a ticket in case it was good.
>>72036739
And Yea... That's legit one of the jokes... The second worst is by far the damn cat out of the bag scene... Basically a 20-30 second scene of them repeating "the cat's out of the bag" Then the other saying "Then we gotta get it back into the bag" then the other saying "But how if it's out it's hard to get in the bag" and the other replying with things like "It's harder, but needs to be done" FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE AN HOUR... IT WAS LIKE 20-30 SECONDS THOUGH... FUCK THIS MOVIE.
>>72036757
I watched it because I'm a film buff, and wanted to give it a shot instead of just jumping on the bandwagon of hate. I wish I had stayed on the bandwagon... this movie honestly is the 2nd worst thing I've ever seen... The #1 being a shit movie called the slaughterhouse massacre... but that movie had the budget of a bologna sandwich... so... it's forgivable... this movie had a huge budget... and the effects were WORSE than fucking foodfight in places... ESPECIALLY THE DAMN PORTAL... WORST GREENSCREEN EVER.
>>72036144
Am I the only person who thinks the portrayal of the Leslie Jones character was lowkey racist? Where are sjw's on this?
I just came back from it
There were a few funny lines in it, but that's more a case of 'throw everything at the wall and a few things have to stick'. Literally every fucking line is some kind of crack or quip or one-liner. Most of the jokes are people getting caught up in some retarded semantic argument at the most inappropriate moments and expecting us to laugh at the nonsense. It's literally a quip every five fucking seconds, there's no straight man, and literally everyone is a comic relief.
The plot was incredibly lackluster. The originals involved an ancient cult and a god of destruction busting down into reality, following by some ancient warlord breaking free of confinement. This is some neet autist somehow figuring out advanced physics and invent devices that open up the door to the other side along New York because he got bullied in high school
The ghost designs themselves were actually pretty decent. Whoever they picked to actually make them did a good job.
The main cast was nothing but a bunch of forced stereotypes. There was no real character to them
It's not an attempt at misandry as some people might say, because literally everyone other than the main cast is a jerk or retard
>>72036948
In places it was, but she honestly was the tame one... the worst by far was Mcarthy or whatever the fuck the actresses name is... HER VOICE WAS NAILS ON A FUCKING CHALKBOARD. She just was so damn annoying, and the damn voice she has is so nasally and in her teeth, it's NASTY... EUGH.
>>72036984
Yea, it's made me chuckle 3 times... The Dr.Kevin thing, when he asks which pic makes him look more like a doctor, the ghost being the 3rd scariest thing on the train, and the stupid ass sandwich scene at the end all got a SMALL chuckle out of me... the rest was just cringing... ESPECIALLY the "My cat" thing... FUCK THAT.
They were all stereotypes, there was no story, the villain was ass, the characters were ass, the jokes were all so ass... This movie was ass!!!
>>72036144
Can I finally go to bed happy and sleep well knowing that there will be a movie people will make fun of more than Batman V Superman, and I can finally be left alone with my enjoyment of it?
>>72036948
Uhh ppl have been calling it out from the beginning
It's been drowned out by the misogyny talk
>>72037070
you type like a faggot
>>72037073
I hope so man... I quite liked batman v superman(Ultimate) I saw it in theatres and was like "this isn't the best thing I've ever seen, but batman was cool, the fights were cool, wonderwoman was cool... but the story was ass." So it was like a 5/10 This movie is like a 0.5/10 it's like the second worst movie ever IN MY EYES.
>>72037109
K.
>>72037070
ease up on those ellipses bro
>>72036232
Oh God.
>tfw saw this today and thought it was alright
>saw Hunt For The Wilderpeople afterwards because I work at an indie theater and I can get in for free
>mind is instantly cleansed of this dreck and I see Ghostbusters for what it is: the biggest cashgrab of our time.
Feels alright.
>>72037151
Eh, They are there for a legitimate reason, I get it they are over used, BUT it's got a fair point to it. It's being used less as an Elipses, and more to show I could go further on the topic yet I'm cutting it off to conserve reason to it without getting ranty.
>>72036162
I know this is a meme but my local theater is right next to a seafood restaurant. They do all you can eat crab legs on wednesdays. Its amazing what they end up throwing out, and most people dont know how to eat them so theres always plenty of perfectly good ones.
Me and my buddy usually go around 4am to get what we can and then rest for a bit. We set up a portable grill on the side of the theater and no one has ever bothered us. Once we get our tickets we prop open the side door and grab our snacks. Its easiest to just save an empty popcorn tub to sneak them in. They really are the perfect movie food.
>>72037240
The fuck!? This sounds like the perfect movie plan. I mean, an actual movie should be made from this.
I'm legit laughing way harder at that than anything in this movie.
>>72037224
My theatre isn't playing that. What even is that?
>>72037209
Yea, BAD.
>these fucking anti-shills
Keep trying. Maybe you'll get like three whole people to not see the movie.
>>72037453
I went to the big budget theater near my house, and it was only a half full theater at prime time. Never seen it so empty.
>>72037240
>>72037278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJmCUSb-ZVo
Dumpster diving isn't as disgusting as the media makes it out to be.
A lot of places tidy up their trash and just leave it on the curb, perfectly good high quality meals just waiting to get picked up.
is paul feig finished?
>>72036232
fake, black people don't eat vegetables.
>>72037482
STOP
>>72037406
A kid and his foster father wind up out lost in the wilderness after the foster mother dies and the kid runs away. A months-long manhunt occurs trying to find them, while the two grow a close bond.
From the director of What We Do In The Shadows, literally one of the greatest horror comedies of the past 10 years.
>>72037512
>What are collard greens?
why would you support this film ?
>Mfw everyone in the theather is laughing except you
>Mfw this happens for the entire movie
Jesus christ. Feel like committing suicide for paying for this.
>>72037453
There were 10 people at the theatre... 4 in my group, 2 dudes in front of us who wanted to see if they fucked up slimer, then a gay couple and a small group of what I assume as a double date thing, so 12 people.
I'm not against people seeing this movie, it's BAD I want it to flop, BUT people need to see the SHIT that this movie is.
This is mainly here for people who refuse to see it to know about it.
>>72037472
As I told the last dude, the theatre I went to is the biggest in my town and is usually packed, and it got 12 people in it for this movie, to be fair it was shown a day early, but WOW was it empty. Civil war was paced 3 hours in advance(I got there 4-5 hours in advance to make sure I got a perfect seat-3d also) Batman v superman I bought the last 2 tickets(3D)
Finding dory even was packed.
what does the success of this film mean? are we going to get more crap like this that only idiots and women will appreciate?
I need to know, how did your audience respond to the queef joke?
>>72037561
>implying anyone other than white healthfag vegans eat kale
>>72037500
I hope so.
>>72037512
xD, But that's legit in the movie.
>>72037538
I don't think it's showing in my town, BUT it sounds fun to go see.
>>72037564
I WANTED IT TO BE GOOD... it wasn't.
>>72037588
No... like 3 people laughed. ONE being the feminist sister of one of my friends who I came to see it with, and the girls of the theatre. And most of them didn't laugh most of the time. They did laugh at KEVIN the dumb ass receptionist, but even that was so overplayed.
>>72036232
>soup
I don't get it.
Is it supposed to be lolsorandumb?
>>72037630
If it gets successful, we're gonna see a shit ton of remakes with women. Hell, Reservoir Bitches is already in the works I think.
Just remember, you all brought this on yourself.
>>72037630
This means EITHER we will keep getting groan fest cash ins, OR it'll flop and they will learn not to make a sequel.
>>72037631
NO ONE laughed. It was so bad. The main character girl(Wiig) goes and is listening to a tape of a "EVP" she leans in VERY close, and it's a fart sound... She then says "Real mature guys" and the nerdy one(Mcinnon I think) says "Is it worse if I tell you it came from the front?"
>>72037692
I guess, It was BAD. almost all of the jokes in this movie are like that.
>>72037561
They're shit.
Not a question per say, but a statment. Seeing how Op only had ten people go see this movie. I had like ten people in the movie theathre at this screening. Not a lot of people are really seeing this movie. I don't think it's gonna be a success in the box office.
>>72037759
?
>>72037795
I kinda hope it gets more views mainly so sony can learn not to do this shamless thing again. BUT I can't say to go watch it because it was HELL. 2/10 is all I can give it objectivly, as a fan of ghostbusters I give it a 0.5/10.
>all these RANDOM CAPITALIZED WORDS and ellipses
fucking normie city in this bitch
>>72037692
They set it up with Dopinder from Deadpool being a delivery bitch for a Chinese restaurant that keeps stiffing McCarthy on her wonton soup. Shit's like 90% broth, and like half a wonton.
This becomes a running gag in the film.
How epicly did they pwn the haters in the new scene they added just to address the internet?
>>72037858
There's quite a few people in the thread who saw it
Why OP, of all the idiots to shitpost, gets all the questions is beyond me
>>72036232
Wow, that's actually really deep and a fantastic subversion of normal comedic tropes. With proper delivery that could easily be in the top 100 jokes this year.
>>72037645
>>72037746
it's shit but it's still vegetables.
>>72037861
Did they take every running gag from Curb Your Enthusiasm and Seinfeld episodes?
>>72037873
It's literally just Wiig reading a comment that says "Ain't no bitches can bust no ghosts" and McCarthy immediately draws her attention away from it.
>>72037887
He asked people to ask him questions, that's the point of calling it an AMA. Are you legit fucking retarded?
>>72036144
What the fuck are they looking at in OPs image?!
>Wiig just staring up with no fucking facial expression
>ugly blonde bitch looking down screaming
>Fatcarthy looking up...scared?
>oogabooga looking off to the right
>>72037873
Not OP. But the address YouTube two fucking times. Both awful. The second time litterally addressed how shitty the CGI was and played it as a joke.
>>72037861
Damn I hated Deadpool, but I enjoyed Dopinder running gag in that movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
>>72037856
How new are you
>>72037858
I get it, it's been said to death. BUT the words are capitalized for a reason, ENPHISIS. The Ellipses show either a replacement for a comma, or that I could continue on the subject.
>>72037873
They didn't pwn anyone. They seriously just went on the internet twice,the first time saying "Bitches ain't bust no ghost" and that was that. Then the second time to say "The effects look fake" THAT IS IT.
Though they add Bill Murray as a hater/sceptic. JUST TO KILL HIM OFF. Seriously, they catch ONE GHOST in this entire movie, and they release it for 5 seconds to kill Bill Murray.
>>72037999
To /Tv/ Fairly new. I was here a few weeks ago for a Suicide Squad thread, and such, but most of my time on 4chan is spent in /b
>>72037918
There weren't too many running gags that I can remember, beyond Thor being literally too stupid to function (seriously, I think he might have actually been mentally handicapped. Him being possessed by Muh Bullies was literally the only time he was entertaining).
>>72038009
It's spelled EMPHASIS, jackass.
>>72038044
I fucking called the secretary would be really really dumb.
>>72037453
The marketers of the movie accomplished that fat better than anyone here could
>>72038044
With that they made him do the damn dance number(Credits) and the fucking peter pan thing. The peter pan one made me cringe for real. Like you hear cringe all the time, but I had to hold back from fucking walking out. When he flies does the pose and says "Too Peter pan?" then flies off covered in pixie dust and the sound plays.
>>72038075
k
>>72038034
Rule 1, never admit to going to /b/. Ever. Not even for porn.
Rule 2, never go to /b/. Since you seem new here you'll grow out of it but you'll see why in the future.
>>72037500
JUST FEIGMY SHIT UP
>>72038075
cool hwip
>>72038096
Even to 4chan /b/ is hated? I'm here doing this because I gave up in /b/ It's all either trap, furry or shit porn. I can't find anything else there.
>>72038090I actually kek'd ever so slightly at the Peter Pan bit.
>>72038034
Leave /b/ as soon as you can /pol/ will clean the seed of degeneracy that is now rooted in your soul, /tv/ is an okey board
>>72038131
AH! That's so bad! Then again, I laughed at the damn Doctor photo thing, so I can't insult you much.
>>72036324
>they hold a ghost and it gets hit by a train
http://www.strawpoll.me/10726820
>>72038183
Yep. They hold the ghost with the proton pack thing(Huge and hooked up to a cart box for power and such) and they hold it and it gets hit by a train.
>>72038126
4chan has hated /b/ for a long time.
Nowadays because it's almost entirely porn
Previously because it it's tryhard edgy schlock where people went to look and act cool for each other
>>72038183
It goes though the train, all the way except for the rear windows, which it smacks into and gets dragged along with it
>>72038126
Wow, you are new. Oh well, we were all new at some point. /b/ is the shithole of the internet. It has no actual purpose outside of being a filter we put the unwanted dregs of society. 4chan is actually a hobby board with extremely aggressive occupants. You'll be more or less fine here on /tv/, /co/ is also a great place to discuss movies like Suicide Squad that tie in.
Every single board is almost it's own website, so read some of the threads before posting, otherwise people will just start shitposting. Especially /jp/
i just got back from seeing it(gf basically made me because we always go to my picks) it was the worst film ive ever seen in theaters, worst film i've seen in years. even my gf thought it was crap and shes usually pretty forgiving when it comes to anything crappy
>>72038271
I've been coming to 4chan for almost a decade now. I still have a soft spot for /b/. Fat hate threads on /b/ convinced me to do something about my weight, and now I post on /fit/ the most.
>>72038239
i used to like posting combos
got old after a dozen or so "who let this happen"s
none of this captcha shit
>>72036144
Why are you constantly wrong?
>>72038239
I go there out of boredom mostly. They YLYL threads are fine, but the damn BANANA and PEPE thing are just not funny. It's hard to find funny things, but even then I was laughing. I've laughed more at a REKT thread than this movie though.
>>72038271
Thanks for the tip and such. I think the new SS trailer was the high light of this movie. I'm looking forward to Suicide Squad(I'm a huge comic nerd, who would have guessed?)
>>72038279
I don't doubt it. I wanted to like it, I love ghostbusters, but DAMN DID THIS SUCK.
>>72038365
About what? This movie was BAD. REALLY bad.
>>72038239
and now its a tool for pol
>>72038381
It wasn't bad at all. It was fun. Plan on seeing it again in 3d. If you don't like this movie, you don't understand women. I know I sound like a Sony employee, but FFS just watch it to support Akroyd.
>>72038329
So you're saying you like fapping to high test and BREH threads when you aren't fucking your gymbro's boi pucci?
But seriously, congrats on the weight loss
>>72038449
No.
This movie was BAD.
The suicide soup joke. The MY CAT JOKE, The Soup running gag, the dumb hemsworth, the bad acting, the poor chemistry, the shit writing, the BORING PACING, the non existant plot, the SHIT CAMEOS, the unfunny joke after unfunny joke, the damn piss poor villain, the awful special effects, the damn cat out of the bag scene, the queef jokes, the pringel's scene, the stupid floating hotdog logo shit, the bad things all in this movie. IT WAS BAD.
>>72038449
what if im a fag and hate this movie?
>>72038449
go to bed Dan
>>72037795
>per say
How the fuck can you be so illiterate?
>>72036948
Racism is okay when SJW's do it.
>>72038449
My feminist(ish) friend wrote NOTES on this movie as it was going on... I'd post it but it's about 500 characters TOO LONG.
>>72038533
Just say you hate women so I can dismiss your opinion, please....
The movie was not bad. I sat there and laughed the whole time. It was a lot of fun. I don't understand why you don't think it was.
OMG BAD JOKES
So?
>>72037240
>go to Tumblr with your blog.jpg
>>72038533
Movie was good. Movie was GOOD.
Other than the villain being shit for the first two acts and some lame ghost designs I liked it. It's not as good as the original but it wasn't total ass.
>>72038867
And if I told you I was a woman?
>>72038893
Name 3 good jokes. Just name 3 jokes that made you laugh.
>>72038911
Same to you. Name 3 good things.
>>72038916
Name 3 good jokes.
I give you all this challenge. Name 3 good jokes, and explain why you laughed.
>>72038893
A comedy movie with bad jokes is like a musical with bad music
ie it fucking suck
I thought the ghosts were beautiful and artfully done.
After Jurrasic World and ID42, I welcome this movie with open arms.
>>72038449
I like movie too. It was extremely fun and entertining. Now say only people who don't like it are man babies and sexist. If anyone asks, just tell them you don't work for SONY®
I Don't work for Sony.
>>72038940
The second part is a bit unfair to ask. It's pretty hard to explain why someone finds something funny sometimes. Besides, even if they could, explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, you get how it works but it kills it.
>>72038966
What I mean is like explain the punch line to it.
I.E. WHAT about the suicide soup joke could make anyone laugh? NOTHING.
BUT if someone did laugh, you'd expect them to be able to say "it was random and that's funny" or "It's funny because I too think soup and salad are all that living is for" OR SOMETHING.
>>72037512
It's real and it's horrible. Just got back from it, and it was truly awful. My wife is a lifelong fan and hated it as well. We are now at home watching Extreme Ghostbusters instead.
The worst part was the last battle where the main antagonist turns into a cartoon version of the logo and then into the logo monster. The whole last battle was just awful.
>>72038954
They were OVERLY done, the CGI was awful(Maybe because I do design and work with programs like Maya and 3ds max and such I'm a bit more sensitive to it, but it looks so fake.)
>>72038940
Well, it's good to see you're the absolute unbiased mediator in this case
Whenever someone on 4chan says this, it's immediately followed by them plugging their fingers in their ears and yelling 'NUH-UH' at the top of their lungs
>>72038940
The same ones you hated. I guess I just choose not to hate things. I go to comedy shows and laugh. I don't sit there with my arms folded and expect to be entertained. I appreciate effort. I think these women genuinely appreciated the opportunity to be in this film, and tried.
It was just a cute movie. I even laughed at Slimer's role. The villain reminded me of a guy I know at work.
I don't know. I just appreciate the opportunity to see Ghostbusters in 2016.
>>72039005
That's my point. Here's an anecdote. One time I was just hanging out with some friends with the Eric Andre show on. They did the "Who killed Hannibal" scene and one of my friends just starts laughing for 30 seconds. He then instantly snaps out of it and says "That's not funny."
He legit defends his stance to this day there was nothing funny there but he still laughed hard as shit.
>>72039038
I am a graphic designer.
Ghosts are fake. Watch the original. They are supposed to be over the top. The first one was particularly cool.
>>72037240
>>72038748
Come on man, at least some snippets.
>>72036144
What do you think the people who made this movie had in their minds to think it was a good idea?
also (applying it to cinema instead of literature), what do you think of this quote by Schopenhauer after watching such shit movie?
>One can never read too little of bad, or too much of good books: bad books are intellectual poison; they destroy the mind. In order to read what is good one must make it a condition never to read what is bad; for life is short, and both time and strength limited
>>72038034
underage b&
>>72039052
I want to honestly see what anyone could see in this movie, I can't see anything.
>>72039075
I went in WANTING TO LOVE IT. I hoped it'd be amazing, and It just wasn't to me.
Just say your 3 favourite jokes, just 3 good ones please.
>>72039105
Yes they are fake, BUT in the originals they aren't so overly done, no crazy smoke effects, hundreds of smoke sources, lightning bolts, rainbow colors, then them transforming and such. And the faker ones I.E. The giant one, and the logo.
>>72039117
Sure.
Fart joke
Mm talking about food the whole time
Poop and piss jokes
Dragging
Men looking like idiots
Unfunny yo mama joke
Stupid looking pke meter
It's a remake
Bad editing
Chris Hemsworth is treated as a sex object
Look at men as either stupid or sex objects
These characters are FUCKING STUPID
WHY IS THOR A FUCKING TWAT
calling his dog my cat
SO MANY SEX JOKES
STUPID 7 11 LOGO JOKE
How is there more people not applying for their own job opening
I Fucking hate these characters
The jokes are Fucking dumb
Black actress is Fucking a racist stereotype
Is the bit.
>>72039149
>What do you think the people who made this movie had in their minds to think it was a good idea?
Money, anon.
That's it.
I saw it too. It was just fucking lazy. there were too many jokes and they were all bad. It felt like a ghostbusters parody.
>>72039117
Stop referencing better movies
The non fob theme is kinda cool
So disrespectful
Running gag about slime getting the man girl
Way too soon with very little time to love Hemsworth's character
"You shoot like girls"
They ruined the logo
Apparently Kevin is no longer important
The giant Ghostbusters logo is just oggy boogy from nightmare before Christmas
Female slimer is so stupid
Never mentioned the crossing the streams problems till the very end
They ruined slimer
This movie is a giant cartoon
They kill the main villain ghost by shooting him in the DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did you leave her even ONCE
>>72039171
OK, I'll indulge you, though I don't know why. Patty was 100% funny.
Dancing Holtzmann was funny.
Let's go was funny.
I hate coffee was funny.
Phone in the tank was funny.
All the references to radiation and crazy science shit was funny.
>>72037482
Shit man I was expecting something totally different but I'm not at all surprised.
It's insane how much perfectly good unopened food is just put outside.
>>72039199
>Look at men as either stupid or sex objects
The one takeaway I'd add to that is that literally everyone outside the main cast is a retard, man or woman
>>72038940
1) Fuck You
2) Fuck You
3)Fuck You
>>72039200
that was my first thought but, $144 million budget to such a retarded idea for a movie?
>>72039235
I don't see how though. Patty was a racist stereotype, the scene with her dancing and lip syncing made me CRINGE, the let's go was also just stupid.
The coffee scene was okay, I can get that one, I can see that one being funny.
The phone in the tank... proves this is the worst character ever made... just pure STUPIDITY.
And No. It wasn't. I found NONE of the science things funny, they weren't even meant to be funny.
>>72039235
BUT if you find that funny, I guess that's your thing. I can't find that funny at all. It just made me hate the movie. I wanted to like it. and the Dancing Holtzmann thing was one of the biggest things that I thought was stupid. It was my LEAST favorite part other than the "Cat out of the bag" and "Suicide soup" Joke. it went on for WAY TOO LONG, and added NOTHING to the movie.
>>72039231
They also used the marvel movie format where they have to close a portal. And they didn't use thier proton packs correctly
>>72039264
>It's insane how much perfectly good unopened food is just put outside.
My parents were in the grocery business for 30+ years, so I've eaten a lot of """out of date""" food. It's perfectly fine, and we got that shit for free.
>>72039271
IDk, they are a crazy feminist person, so IDK how to trust their notes. I mean one of them is just "You shoot like girls"
>>72036144
I just farted and some shit came out, what should I do?
>>72039344
It's a cute comedy. Do you criticize cerebral films with such fervor?
I'm just glad one damn movie this summer was fun.
So much energy is spent complaining about things that are supposed to be fun. I guess as I grew older I lost the energy to bitch.
>>72038449
Women don't understand themselves, femboy. I hope Sony paid good bucks for your white knighting soul.
>>72039440
Sell it's concept to sony, they'll make a movie about it... Oh wait... They did that...
>>72039440
Take a fiber supplement and drink plenty of water.
>>72039466
Yes yes, I'm the root of all evil because I like films.
It was pretty good, i enjoyed Holtzmann and Evens alot.
Pretty slow second act though, a solid 7/10.
>>72038911
Didn't know there was so much tumblr in /tv/
How much product placement was in the movie?
>>72039471
I'll try
>>72039483
Good idea
Thanks for the help lads
>>72036232
its funny because salad SUCKS
I ducked into it and honestly, it was bad, but it wasn't the worst movie ever. It looked competent, and maybe 5% of the lines they throw at you elicit a small chuckle, but by and large the humor was pretty low brow, and that type of reddit humor where they do things like spend 2 minutes on a scene where the entire gag is that they keep talking about a metaphor like it's a real situation, and it all just fell flat, although the normies in my theater were eating it up so maybe I just felt what I wanted to feel
The only thing that really fucked me off was that at the end of the credits it said "For Harold Ramis", as though this was some kind of tribute to him and not an expensive cash grab where they slap a name with some notoriety onto a moldy piece of bread
>>72039543
Paul Fieg has been running salt ads for months.
>>72039456
YES. I do reviews and shit. I CRITICIZE EVERYTHING. I liked batman v superman despite giving it a shit review, because I CAN SEE THE PROBLEMS even if I liked it. I think a lot of big movies are quite bad objectively.
I went in with an open mind, bought a ticket, popcorn, drinks, woppers and all! I WANTED TO LOVE IT, I really really did. It just fell flat to me.
>>72039543
MOST of it was SONY, BUT there was twinky and PRINGLES...
>>72039493
I can understand some people liking those, my feminist friend liked Holtzmann, so maybe that's a plus for others, but a solid 7? NO. I wouldn't give it above a 3... Objectivly it was bad, as a ghostbusters movie, it was worse.
>>72039577
BURRRNNNNN
>>72039543
I noticed
Dave and busters
pringles
H&M
>>72039585
LONDON
>>72039491
I didn't call you the root of all evil, my self important friend. I called you a sellout. Try to keep up.
>>72039621
London? I'm not familiar
>>72039618
And sony EVERYWHERE
I heard the only reason they're able to defeat the big bad is becauseSlimer, who stole the Ecto1 happens to be driving down the street they're fighting on right as they need it
>>72037512
Correction: they eat vegetables if they've been cooked until they turn yellow.
>>72037512
cannibalism !
>>72039843
It's SLIMER and FEMALESLIMER, who drive it in, they shoot it, and it NUKES A PORTAL... For some reason... Then giant arms come out to pull the ghosts back, then the main dude won't go in... SO THEY SHOOT HIM IN THE DICK TILL HE FALLS IN.
>>72039199
this.
>>72039543
7-11 was the most obvious one to me. When the retarded secretary is interviewing for the job he tells them that he is good at designing logos. He shows the booby ghost and they reject it. His next suggestion is just the 7-11 logo without any changes. He says that seven-one-one is a good name even though the 11 is clearly spelled eleven.
That whole interview is just awful.
>>72039868
You forgot to mention the part where they have to jump in the portal like Big Hero 6 and come out with white hair
>>72040012
I swear this is a Danny Phantom referance.
>Now its fine to look at the trap
>Proton laser is a solid object that looses mass when not powered enough
>Slime everywhere
>Girl Slimer
>Pringles scene
>Pointless sex dialouge between retarded man and retarded woman
>Pointless retardation in general
>Cecily Strong
>Lol ramdum
>Also you dont trap ghosts anymore you blow them up with new super cool weapons.
Surprisingly patty was the only real character everyone else was chris tucker X10 plus every man was a retarded asshole and girl egon was charming for the first 3 mintues then that shit got fuck old quick, no one in this movie is a real character, the CGI is cheap garbage, and retards fucking yuk their asses off when anyone said anything like a fucking big bang theory episode
Don't see it, it sucks.
>>72040069
also that oh so funny middle finger scene that went on for a fucking minute like a bad family guy joke.
>>72037944
Ghosts
>>72040132
Which one exactly? there are a lot...
I wouldn't have seen this shit if it wasn't called Ghostbusters.
This movie sucks but this thread sucks even harder.
I payed to see that new rock movie and went and saw ghostbusters, gave them the ol' switchroo
>>72040243
Your take on the ghostbusters movie?
>>72040261
I should have watched the rock movie.
>>72040283
I hear CI is good... i wish i saw it.
OP GUYS, MY ASS IS GOING TO BED. SLEEP TIME TO FORGET THIS AFTER 2 DAYS. NIGHT GUYS, HAVE FUN WITH THIS SHIT STORM.
Oh yea, fuck the end credit scene where the black one just asks "Who's zuul?"
The movie reminded me a lot of Star Wars 7 as in it relied too much on forced cameos and nostalgia without bringing anything new to the plate.
It wasn't the worst thing I've seen but it was really mediocre, not even worth memeing on (which is what I was hoping for especially with Patty).
Also why did they cut the dance scene from the actual movie to the credits?
That was one of the few nice things in the movie besides Kirsten Wiig in that MIT sweater and jeans.
>>72040283
The rock movie was great, you missed out
>>72040243
I just snuck in through the theater hall's fire exit wearing an oversized red shirt over my outfit, then took it off when I got into Ghostbusters theater because the security who saw me go in on the cameras would be looking for a guy in a big red shirt. Never got caught.
>>72039199
I never got this whole Chris Hemsworth character being an eye candy secretary because last I recollect Potts's character in any form or way was not treated as such.
>>72040340
>The movie reminded me a lot of Star Wars 7
And I stopped reading
>>72039105
oh just because you're a graphic designer doesn't mean you have taste in character design.
>>72040377
Same here, in fact the secretary in the movie was pretty level-headed and plain looking.
Chris Hemsworth was one of the only good parts of the movie though.
>>72040396
Must mean you're an idiot since you didn't read that it reminded me of it because of its overt appeal to nostalgia instead of trying anything new besides le female cast.
>>72036232
>"This isn't enough wontons!"
>"This is too many wontons!"
>>72037134
what is the first worst movie ever?
>>72037482
i dont know if i would trust that sushi.
>>72036238
>"You're like the mayor from Jaws!"
>"Don't you ever compare me to the Jaws mayor!"
>>72040472
Still up for a bit.
BUT NO. Not the worst ever. It's the worst BIG BUDGET movie I've personally seen. But no where close to worst ever. I mean, Sharknado was worse objectivly, BUT that was low budget, and is only big because it's so bad. BUT that movie was fun and bad, this movie was just boring and cringy.
And, eh, WORST EVER was Slaughterhouse Massacre. GOD AWEFUL. Then again, it's budget was the same as a happy meal...
>>72040210
What a relief this thread didn't cost $288,000,000 then
>>72040500
Okay I actually chuckled at that scene, Andy Garcia deserved more screentime.
>>72040520
>>72038893
What do you mean so? I don't want to pay to go see some shit movie with corny unfunny jokes. If you support movies like these, they will continue to make them. I want to see how terrible it is. But I will not do it in the theater because I am not going to support a bull-shit cash grab. Which is exactly what this movie is.
>>72039199
You started with Fart Joke.... That tells me all i need to know
>>72040656
Fart joke... that they make into a queef joke by saying "Real mature" then the Holtzmann saying "Is it worse if I told you it's from the front."
>>72040723
Nope not even worth pirating nope.
>tfw they crossed the streams with nothing happening nor any warning about it with the photon packs
This movie felt so fucking rushed, like they threw in every cameo they could but they didn't even bother to get the science shit from the movie down right.
>>72037731
that's pretty gross, but not witty in any way
>>72036144
I saw this film.
It was fucking horrendous. It had some of the worst "humor", "comedy," characters, plots, scripts, and so on in years. Not joking.
But, it did prove that Rotten Tomatoes is 100% full of shills with no integrity or credibility, and that you cannot trust the vast majority of their reviews when it comes to any kind of film a controversial, political charge to them.
>pic related
Plebbit but it's a solid post
>>72040976
Oy vey need pic
>>72037645
Kale does sometimes go in collards
>>72036232
It could just just be my hangover but that was hilarious to read
>>72041240
But the actresses can't deliver. A line they say that ought to be funny just rings hollow.
>>72040997
>new trailer nod to controversy over race and gender
What was the race controversy?
Was Bernie Hudson not in the originals?
>>72037134
>Second worst movie ever
Is it as bad as Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen? That's like my benchmark for absolutely irredeemably worst film ever put to screen.
>>72036144
Honestly I'm not going to bother watching it at all. Nothing is appealing to me from what I've seen. The women are horrendously ugly..nothing original as this is just ghostbusters but with womyn!lulz!
The only appeal I guess is my curious mind wondering how they trained an ape to copy what the human cast actresses were doing.
That does interest me. I'd imagine there were tricks like when they feed peanut butter to a horse to film him 'talking'.
>>72041429
>race controversy
Lots of ultra lib sites have been criticizing the film for having Jones play a black caricature and that of the 4 women 3 have PHDs and the black woman was a MTA worker.
Saying the "large shouting black woman" trope was no better than a minstrel show
>>72040406
Concept artist here, the designs do kind of suck.
I say 'kind of' because the underlying silhouettes look fine, but whoever made the decision that they should be emanating/surrounded by a maelstrom of CGI neon miasma at all times needs to be taken out and shot.
>>72042162
Your style reminds me a little of Akira Toryama, I love that pic man.
>>72036232
I am so fucking drunk holy shit what the fuck. Is this real. Soup really? This makes so little sense to me. This can't be real. No way
>>72042421
A running gag in the movie is how the chinese food place she orders from keeps fucking up her soup when she orders
>>72036232
Idk, its dumb but I laughed reading that. Something about the weight of suicode juxtaposed with his reason for suicide and the punchline that makes him decide.
It worked for me.
>>72036144
>payed
What retard gave you a job when you can't even spell? Ah... it's your mother's money isn't it? Your mommy.
>>72042406
Reminds me of Yoshitaka Amano (for plebs, that's the man who drew stuff for the old Final Fantasy games).
>>72039471
Oy it's a fuck Sony poster opinion invalidated
>>72042406
>>72042562
you weeb plebs, that shit's Moebius as fuck
>>72037630
It means absolutely nothing. Feminism will do cheer it as a victory, which they would have done no matter how badly it sold. Shitty remakes will continue to be made, and this movie will be a mere footnote in the history of shitty remakes.
Life will go on.
>>72042406
>>72042562
Thanks, they're both artists I admire - although honestly I was going for more of a Moebius/Katsuya Terada vibe.
>>72042818
>although honestly I was going for more of a Moebius
vindicated! suck it >>72042562 >>72042406
Is this film MST3K tier? Or worse?
>>72036232
This has to be a joke... I pretend that I am dreaming and that this new Ghostbusters movie was not written like this... there is no way that people would approve this
>>72036144
you idiot already lost because you payed!
when will you motherfuckers understand that there is only one way YOU as a cinemagoer can win over the big corporations who produce shit like this: BY NOT PAYING MONEY TO SEE IT!"
YOU FUCKING FAGS!!!!
>>72036144
Was it worse than Dirty Grandpa?
>>72036144
But look at this advertisement, it must be a good movie!
>>72036232
this actually sounds funny because they're fat bitches talking about eating soup and salad and they make someone kill themselves. I mean this is 4chan tier stuff.
>>72036144
>payed
>>72046116
will or can they reveal the budget for promotional? apparently sony's quite good in marketing and PR for their movies, but sadly awful in the movie itself
>>72037631
Everyone in my theater were laughing for a solid minute. bonus of living in Australia i guess.
>>72038090
So wait is this more of a "look we like old movies and here are some famous lines" type of humor?
>>72040069
>Cecily Strong
As in she sucks as a person or her role was shit?
>>72036144
The anti-Irish barrier was pretty damn funny
>>72036144
Who is the dyke, the first or the second one?
>>72046156
are you an idiot?
>>72037795
It made around 40 million. It cost about 100 million... international might double the take.. Still a failure??? i hope...
>>72036232
I'm reportin g you for not using spoilers for the lulz
>>72047145
Second, with the green goblin face
>>72039075
>I laugh at unfunny things because I'm not a hateful person like you!
Kill yourself my man. It's a comedians JOB to make you laugh, not your duty to laugh at his effort.
Are there any of the original ghostbusters in the movie?
what happens with them?
>old movie
Intelligent comedy, good satire, few quips
>new movie
Nothing but dumb quips and lazy jokes all the time
>>72047273
>It cost about 100 million
From Sony:
Production cost: 154 million.
Marketing & Media: 185 million.
All those non stop adverts during the NBA finals are expensive as shit...
At least kobe can enjoy his millions for putting on a jumpsuit.
>>72036144
It's true that the first joke is about pussy farts?
>>72043144
Uh, as you wish, I guess. *puts his mouth over your dick*
I made it halfway through this entire thread before I couldn't take OPs faggy typing anymore.
>>72045044
What was his name again?
>>72047874
Bipolar Juan
>>72038126
lol hell no we love /b/. its pretty much the tits. Where do you think all these faggots get calling each other faggots from is from? They appropriate /b/ all the damn time, they are just ashamed of admitting it.
>>72047845
*farts in ur nose with his dick*
Now tell me, dear, does it smell any worse if it comes from the front?
>>72039858
man i hear americans talking about collard greens but we don't have them here in the UK
what're they like? fried cabbage?
>>72036144
Why are you biased against the movie?
>>72047983
Collard Greens refers to green suits with collars. At least in Ireland, where I'm from. So what the fuck are you talking about?
