>he doesn't bring a snorkel to the cinema
Have fun gasping for air in the pool and not being able to concentrate on the movie
Have fun drowning when they release the mandatory snorkel-eating piranhas at the 9-hour mark. I'll be sitting there eating my crab legs with my trusty falcon to protect me.
>mom says just take a straw
How the fuck am I supposed to breath threw a straw? What's my falcon going to use?
>>72033483
Why are even going with your mom when you have your falcon with you anyway? Since 2003 falcons and all other avian companions count as a partner. No need to worry about the NSP.
>>72033398
>implying I sit in the pool with the rest of the poorfags
Have fun snorkeling while I'm sittin' pretty on my inner tube, faggot.
>>72033544
>Since 2003 falcons and all other avian companions count as a partner.
not in California. thanks Barbara Boxer!
Anyone sauce me up on this meme?
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>dank memes about weird stuff going on at a cinema
>bringing a bulletproof vest isn't a joke
>>72034203
like putting spaces between letters for no reason?
