>Sniper.Special.Ops.2016.720p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264-SpaceHD.mkv
>Sniper.Special.Ops.2016.720p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264-SpaceHD.mkv
>Sniper.Special.Ops.2016.720p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264-SpaceHD.mkv
>Sniper.Special.Ops.2016.720p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264-SpaceHD.mkv
>>72014540
Pure Seagullkino
>Not buying the legendary edition for fiddy bucks
didn't this drop months ago?
>>72014575
6/10 for getting me to look it up on Amazon before I got the joke
>>72014540
Where is the katana
What's that hat called? I want that.
Kicky punchy
>>72014681
A kufi cap
>>72014540
More like Special Shop
DATFIDDYBUHHX
>>72014570
>Fuck this shit I'll just shoot sideways without even looking
>>72015213
badass
>>72015213
I don't see the problem, it's just suppression fire while he's turning.
>>72015319
This
>Van Dam
every time
WHA HABBUN
>>72014540
>called sniper:special ops
>has assault rifle
ARE YOU RULLY AS GUD AS EVRRONE SAYS?
>>72014540
Wow they actually shooped his head onto a young mans body
>>72015452
>points gun at ceiling
Is he looking for spiderman or something?
>>72015452
This is so sad. He looks like he weighs three hundred pounds.
I can hear his knees crying.
>>72015452
Mates, taking in account that Seagal is a pretty big guy, how much does he weight in order to look that fat? Because, holy shit, no amout of clever angles and wardrobe tricks can hide is gargantuan and always increasing girth anymore.
Does anyone have the webm of him changing hands on his weapon because he's too fat to turn
https://youtu.be/6ORZPExIKLY
>>72015894
thanks anon
>>72015213
He's so fat, he can't both turn and shoot while aiming because it requires his full attention to muster enough angular momentum to turn his body.
>>72015894
Holy shit he's so huge it looks like he's holding a toy gun
>>72015807
Is he even making contact with them? 90% of it just seems like they're kinda falling randomly due to the gravitational changes his fat ass causes.
>>72015319
You haven't had military training have you?
>>72016322
I know just the man to teach such things!
>>72014570
>>72015452
>>72015711
>>72015894
>>72016594
What a boss, truly the last great alpha male.
>>72016594
i laughed so fucking hard
>>72016594
Who danced it better, Steven or Quentin?
>>72015711
He stole that dead guy's lunch!
>>72016594
The other version where you can see what the dance actually looks like is funnier.
>>72016594
How do I get hair like him, please advise.
>>72016594
I dont like this vid. Everyone obsess' on Seagal but she is practically gliding, I love her.
>>72014540
Fuck this autistic Seagull meme, not even funny
Van Damme 4 Life!
>>72017687
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>72017687
why can't these two just go out with style
there are not enough lunatic fans to make these trash releases profitable
>>72015660
He's looking at god
>>72016594
Reminded me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t96m2ynKw0
>>72017837
Seagal has ties to the mafia, they're all money laundering schemes
>mfw I just noticed that it "Van Dam" and not "Van Damme" on the cover
>>72018172
top kek, hadn't seen that in a while
Guy in the GNU costume was based
>>72014540
use the better cover
>>72016594
That's the most graceful seizure I've ever seen
>>72014540
>van dam
fucking why
What happened to you Steven?
>>72014540
is it safe to watch this if my birthday is coming up?
>>72018608
Mental illness mixed with alcohol
>>72014540
>What happened?
>They took her.
>Well I'm sorry to hear that.
>>72018794
is he gonna be ok
>>72017837
van damme put out literal masterpieces that went under the radar. if you would have seen the last two universal soldier movies you would know what i mean.
>>72017609
Use shoe oil
>>72018892
hell be fine
I wonder if I whould download this and give it to my dad to watch
>>72016322
Watching Seagal flicks = Military training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_-MXLG_i-c
is this swordkino?
>>72019460
He'd probably be happier if u brought that chick over to dinner.
>>72017247
It was actually filled with the birthdays of the entire terrorist organization.
>>72018608
He was already high on himself at that point, but eventually his ego truly consumed him. He has NO idea what a joke he is at all. NONE.
>>72019943
Oh yeah for sure.
I think Sniper would even make him mad lel
>>72019943
Not if Seagal gets to her first
Steven Seagal movies are freakin great though. The cheesy camerawork, and how serious he is, makes it so great. I love action movies where you just take your brain out and enjoy.
Pure Kino. Bravo Seagall
Did seagalposting die?
Meanwhile, baneposting is still a daily occurance
>>72020463
They all die eventually
>>72020463
We're just resting.
>>72020384
>Anon_and_his_waifu.webm
>>72020517
Not if they knew Christ. Did you know that Christ can make you live forever? Heaven is the ultimate Meme.
