ITT Times we acted like Lex Luthor

>>72013549
I once stole some cakes. Nowhere near 40 of them though. I guess it was about a dozen.

MMMMM

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>>72013549
I once pissed in a jar, it was a camping trip though, and it was raining outside.

>didn't send it to my MP and blow up Parliament though.

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>>72013585

I laughed

>be me
>stuck in a argument
>get stuck for a response
>just start asking if they know the oldest lie in America

it works everytime

>>72013777
Thanks Bill. I appreciate all your support.

>>72013549
Seeing him was like looking in a mirror. It was depressing.

i once botched a speech

>>72013664
Are you a jap?