kill me
Alright Alright Alright
>>72012976
rekt
This looks like a shitty buddy cop film where the roles are reversed and the white guy is the goofy one.
>>72012976
Idris looks good, but I hate the way McConaughey looks dumb. Wish they would have more like how he looked in the TV movie of The Stand
Jesus, How long has Psych been on!?
Why do people like Rust? He's a terrible written meme character. Marty was a real human being and a real hero
Mcconnahey looks fucking stupid. Reminds me of Gob or jim carrey in that film
>>72013041
>>72013043
This magazine always does shitty photo shoots like these.
>>72012976
McConaughey looks like some shitty Vegas magician.
yo lets light up up js up in dem dark towas
noimsayin
>>72012976
Novels were pretty shit, forced myself to read the first one and stopped at the second when Stand-like magical nigger stepped in.
>>72013110
>>72012976
This style could work with a good director.
What is the dark tower?
I hate the xostumes and set designs I saw. They look too neat, too perfect. Like every wrinkle in the suits are made carefully by some stagehand. They look too new. Too clean. Too perfect.
Also, Roland in black is fucking dumb. Black clothes under the sun is hotter than anything.
Look at the man in black's hair. Marten, I think? Anyway, he looks like he's using products and shit.
I don't care about black Roland. He could be asian I would still be okay with it. I'm not okay with the movie looking like some Marvel capeshit flick.
Fuck, I really wanted Clint Eastwood to direct a TDT adaptation. He's a great director, and even though Roland doesn't physically look like Eastwood in the books, he was inspired by him in spirit.
>>72013174
>Black clothes under the sun is hotter than anything.
I'm glad he isn't wearing his hat. That would be racist.
>>72013049
alright here's your cookie
>>72013110
Other than the obvious, he looks like how I imagined Roland. And yes, I know that Roland is based on Clint Eastwood from the man with no name trilogies
>>72013174
The more I see reactions like this, the more sad and stupid they seem.
>>72013197
Movie
irl they use dark blue clothing
>>72013041
Wait, is that not what this is? I'm really disappointed now.
>>72013301
Why?
>>72013403
Wow, that makes it completely different then.
>>72013423
Actually, it does. Black absorbs more rays from the sun than dark blue. Dark blue absorbs a lot, but not enough that it's dangerous/unconfortable. Dark blue creates a layer of heat that protects the body against, well, more heat. Black just cooks you up.
>>72013110
Those revolvers liking sexy asf
>>72013106
>he never read 5-7
You don't know the definition of "shit," my man.
I have pleb tastes and actually enjoyed 1-3. 4 was okay, but a bit drawn out.
After that... my god. Consider yourself lucky.
>>72013174
>the man in black fled into the desert, and the black man in black followed
>>72013106
Enemy stand?
>>72013820
>>the man in blacked fled into white girl
>>72013041
underrated post
Face as mean as your life has been
>>72012976
ARGHH IT'S THE WRONG WAY AROUND
Childhood is when you idolize the gunslinger.
Adulthood is when you realize the man in black makes more sense.
>>72013160
damn this looks like going to be great movie , maybe even classic if they dont fuck up
>>72013775
confirmed for not reading. you should have known what you were getting into with king
>>72013933
Old Age is when you understand and feel for Eldred Jonas.
>>72012976
They're both competent actors, it'll work out.
>its another good black guy against the bad white guy movie
>its another black guy wins again movie
>>72013775
2 and 4 were good
>>72012976
Mccunnyhey looks like straight out of a Bruce Almighty poster
>>72013903
Best Flagg, exactly how I imagined him. All he needs is his smiley face button
>>72014070
he doesnt actually win tho
>>72013110
>nothing personel kid
>>72014353
Hilariously enough he may, King was going on about how he has the horn in this one, so the cycle might be over after this one.
>>72014228
Flagg is supposed to be ambiguously mulato, so that pic actually works.
>it's a Flagg convinces the Black Panthers to kill a rich white guy
>it's the sequel episode where Flagg is part of the KKK and convinces them to lynch a black kid
Ultimate trollflagg.
>
>>72013174
>even though Roland doesn't physically look like Eastwood in the books
The book literally says he looks like the love child of Eastwood and King
>>72013775
>I have pleb tastes and actually enjoyed 1-3
>I have pleb tastes
So your defence of them not being shit is that you enjoy shit things?
>>72014783
Don't bother anon, it's not worth trying to fight delusional people.
>>72014783
No. Eddie says he doesn't look like Eastwood at all, except for the eyes.
Nice try though, but you obviously never read the books.
>>72013820
I think they misread the first line and were too embarrassed to speak up.
>The man in black fled across the desert, and th-
>Ok cool! so Roland is a black gunslinger! I got this!
>>72013041
Looks like a Psych movie. Except the black guy got serious and the white guy is still doing his fake psychic shit
>>72013126
Wait a minute. Is that the horn of Eld already....???
anyone else noticed ronald with jake in our world in one of the screenshots? That never happened.
>>72014907
>>72014957
Holy shit, it is.
>>72015026
It's a sequel. King said so himself. It takes place after the last book. It's Roland going through the saga again and making different choices.
>>72012976
>It would have been ok with regular clint eastwood like texas gunslinger vs fabulous black nigga magician
>Nah let's fuck this shit up even more
I hate everything
>A Sony Pictures Entertainment project
>>72015057
>>72015057
>>72015093
>>72015093
That explains this.
>>72013041
Thats actually a really good idea for a movie
One major aspect to note is that Roland has the Horn of Eld, which means he has already been to the Dark Tower and this is the second cycle
That being said, the casting looks terrible and the aesthetics do not capture the bizarre dark fantasy-western theme of the books.
How the fuck will Detta's character work with Roland being black? Black-washing a historically white character completely throws off character chemistry
>no honky mofo insults
Why is he chasing the man in black?
>>72015342
I don't think she's in the movie.
If she is, and she's white, that would make things much more racist than they were in the book.
You know what, the real triggering here is how awful McCauanaugheay looks, it even overshadowed the fact the Gunslinger is being played by a cotton-picker.
>>72015270
It's more than the second, Roland has made this journey countless times before.
>>72015093
This is what's so interesting to me. The journey will probably be completely different than what happens in the books, but they have a perfectly valid reason to. Just have to see how it plays out. Maybe they'll incorporate elements from the books to touch on the parallels.
>>72012976
>>72014842
Eddie was a drug addict.
Besides, Roland was literally supposed to be descended from the Arthurian bloodline.
>>72013110
>muh gunkata
mfw you poor naive pricks think this'll be any good haha
Idris si a Black Eastwood. I don't see the problem. Matthew is more worrisome.
>>72013110
I'm really disappointed that they didn't use a pair of Colt Walkers for Roland's guns.
>>72015867
>Idris si a Black Eastwood
I'm starting to warm up to Idris a bit. I'd love for them to do a sequence showing the countless cycles Roland has gone through the final door, each time showing a different version of Roland stepping through. Now that they confirmed that this is a continuation, I'm just going to put my expectations to minimum and see how this rides out.
>>72015786
Didn't Arthur Eld fuck anything that moved?
>>72013041
huh but lethal weapon is the the original where
the white guy is the goofy dude
>>72015876
Based kino
Wait, this is just a movie? Like just one movie? What the fuck?
>>72015947
Yeah, he had to impregnate like a bajillion concubines in order to both to repopulate the blighted earth AND to create a magically-infused aristocratic warrior caste.
>>72012976
Man in Black confirmed for Dennis
>so for all these years, I've always been... The Dark Tower
fuck you Idris I know you ad-libbed that line and single-handedly destroyed the movie
>>72016286
I can't begin tell you how much I want something like this
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2tk1mj7.png "latest[1].png")
>>72012976
>Walter not wearing a fucking cloak
>looks like someone from a 90's boy band
>not looking like evil incarnated
Fucking kill me
>>72016286
I want to look like superman. He was the original
>>72015347
>NOT FROM THE BOOKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>72013775
5 and 6 were shit. 7 was a middle finger from Stephen King
>>72013174
>descendant of King Arthur
>not being white
>>72017299
>King Arthur has daughter
>Daughter fucks black guy
It's not complicated anon, you only need two generations for it to make sense.
>>72017945
The guns are way too fucking small.
>>72012976
Is The Dark Tower book series actually good? Considered picking it up but dunno
>only read The Stand
>don't have any attachments to these characters
>going into movie fresh and not mad about every little thing
perfect
>>72018352
That's Randall Flag on the right.
>>72012976
Th-This is not at all what I envisioned when reading The Dark Tower.
Doesn't this come out in February? Where movies go to die.
>>72018419
Apparently the name is just the same, it's not the same character.
>>72018352
But the baddy in the stand is suppose to be the baddy in this.
>>72013110
Poetry.
thread title reminded me of this
>>72018324
Maybe he's just a Big Guy
>>72013820
>the man fled across the desert and the black gunslinger followed
Since when is the Gunslinger a nigger?
>>72015432
Is that the house that comes alive and tries to eat him?
>>72013110
TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY
>>72018512
It's a weird case. Originally the Man in Black was a separate character who died at the end of the Gunslinger - and then Randall Flag was introduced in the 4th book. Then King retconned him into being the Man In Black too in the rereleased version of the Gunslinger
>>72018747
>Using racist hate speech anonymously
You're so cool
>>72018809
underrated post
>>72015347
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY IN NYC
im not watching this shit
>>72018599
Kill me, Pete
>>72019130
Fuck off, nigger
Go back to Africa
>>72013049
Kek
But seriously, I miss that show.
>>72019736
>he keeps doing it
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>>72013903
This fits with what I have in my head.
I always pictured him wearing denim for some reason. Like greasy white trash.
>>72019502
>he's never read the books
Why don't you read them and find you fucking retard
>>72019736
you're so cool anon
>>72019774
>for some reason
He's literally described like that in The Stand.
How have the castings for Detta and Eddie not been revealed if they are already filming and doing promo?
>>72019936
I'm guessing they're not even in the fucking film.
Seriously though, I bet they're sticking with a simple "guy not from this world chasing an enigmatic man to find the dark tower" and skipping the whole drawing of the three aspect.
No ka-tet boys.
>>72019936
Detta and Eddie are in the second book
>>72020021
They have stated they are combining 2-3 books for the """"FIRST"""" movie.
>>72020012
So yeah, like that pastaposter said a while back. Young Jake hears about the mysterious "Gunslinger" in NYC, teams up to take down the whoremongering Randall Flagg, and then a portal is revealed and they fuck about in the desert.
>>72013086
Why doesn't Jake and the McCon do a kino together /tv/?
>>72020012
>No ka-tet boys.
Good tbqh. The Gunslinger was my favourite book because it was mostly just Roland on his personal quest instead of having to drag around a wise cracking junkie and a wheelchair bound amputee
Jake was alright because he was just a normal kid instead of a quirky joke
>>72017218
that line always kills me
So it's pretty much accepted that King just made up shit as he went along, retconning at will, as he wrote the series? I read the first five and it's almost astonishing how the quality drops. I'll probably finish them just for the sake of the movie but god damn Wolves of the Calla was pretty bad. I can't explain it, but the pop culture connections in the first one were so vague and interesting and by the fifth book it's straight up memey. The whole plot just seems complicated for the sake of being complicated rather than letting it actually speak for itself
>>72012976
Just here to fuck your mom's sweet ass Elba
>>72013820
Looking at this picture makes me wish they had at least picked Denzel instead of Idris Elba. Elba looks too...big, I don't know, too healthy and young maybe.
>>72020468
>So it's pretty much accepted that King just made up shit as he went along, retconning at will, as he wrote the series?
Yeah, that's exactly how he writes.
Is this your first time reading Stephen King?
>>72013110
>those arabic looking squiggles on the revolver
>>72019096
didn't talk to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
It's time to admit Idris Elba is a meme. His performance in Jungle Book was really lackluster.
>>72021192
no 1 cared 2 ask his bisness no 1 cared 2 make a slip 4 the stranga there a Hmong them had a big iron on his hip
>>72018809
It dosen't have the retarded elves painted on the wall so no
>>72015771
>Black Goku
Its like pottery
>>72018546
The fourth is the best book after the first.
>>72018945
Snownigger detected
Nigger roland, and flamboyant Randall Flagg. Ehhhh no thanks I'll stick with imagination.
>watching a movie where a white role is given to a nigger because it's en vogue right now
kill yourselves
>>72022019
now they will be forced to make Susannah white blonde nigger hater... mmmm can't wait
>>72013058
This looks same boring type of 'fantasy' design that has been plaguing these films for like 16 years now. These films are so derivative in their production design from Van Helsing and other films like that, Underworld comes to mind. they all rook the same..
Constantine got it right.
>>72013160
RANDALL
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I'm literally not going to see this movie because they blacked it
>>72013519
>Dark blue creates a layer of heat that protects the body against, well, more heat.
>>72013096
Exactly what I was thinking
>>72019826
someday you'll understand, when people start telling you to stop using the words you've always used
![Psych-Season7Announce[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k4n1Rd1.jpg "Psych-Season7Announce[1].jpg")
>>72012976
hmmm....
>>72022735
kek
>>72013110
>>72020794
>>72013948
if they are going to make gunslinger into full 90 min movie it will be boring bullshit with the exception of the moment when nigger Roland shoots everyone in the village
>>72013110
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingdings
>>72023049
Theres also the slow mutants - could maybe pad out the story with him travelling and encountering the madmen and lepers.
>>72018599
Nice dubs, Pete.
>>72017224
7 was clearly Stephen being proud of that ending he thought up in the 60s-70s or so before it had been done mainstream (and hated) in tons of other works by people and insisted on doing it despite, y'know...it being hated universally.
>>72020468
I think some were written like a decade apart so that explains a lot.
>>72018599
Kill me, Pete.
