>the story of how a plebe becomes a patrician by realizing that experienced milfs are where its fucking at.
>>72005542
he only fucks one milf and reluctantly at that.
also his little sister is by far the most non-retarded woman in the whole movie.
>>72005542
sure my goy, spend your time and energy earning money then spend your time, energy and money to be noticed by a few girls so that they let you try to make them cum, like they let dozens of boys beforehand and they will let dozens afterwards.
>>72005542
It comes across as Joseph Gordon-Levitt as being a tryhard, honestly.
>>72005655
I'm not sure the purpose of this post
I want a scarjo gf
>>72005542
>tfw no lonely divorcee milf that i can covertly see on weekend nights and do filthy roleplay with
i just want one milf with a "i've seen it all kid just try to shock me" vietnam stare.
>>72005542
I know that Don Juan is a story but I really got the vibe that this was a retelling of Don Quixote and the way media influences perspective. Instead of reading books about chivalry and thinking he's a knight, he watches porno and treats women like objects for gratification and his gf watches cheesy romantic movies and insisted her relationship with him adhere to the standards those set for her.
>>72005655
>the pedoposter shitposts with no logic, whatsoever
Well shove an umbrella into my behind and call me Mary Poppins.
>>72005921
how bout i just call you a nigger instead?
>>72005903
I honestly don't understand how a guy who has a gf or can get a girl to have sex needs to watch porn...
I've never even asked a girl out and I watch porn because I'm beta but he's apparently confident and knows what women want but watches porn for a quick fix?? only in the movies
>>72006017
>I honestly don't understand how a guy who has a gf or can get a girl to have sex needs to watch porn...
to loosely quote big jay oakerson: "no man with any kind of regular sex life really needs to watch porn, that's a sport you do for the love of the game"
>direct and star in your own movie about a sex addict
>cast ScarJo as your love interest
>>72006017
I have a gf but I jerk off constantly and see a dominatrix every few months
>>72006017
Because your gf is just one girl doing so many things, porn has the other girls doing the other things
>>72005542
Blah blah blah buzzword blah blah buzzword blah blah blah
>>72006017
>I honestly don't understand how a guy who has a gf or can get a girl to have sex needs to watch porn...
I agree. Only was in one relationship and only for 5 months, but I never watched porn once during it.
>>72005542
More like the story of how a hedonistic manchild meets an attractive, family-oriented woman who wants him to grow up and move forward both in their relationship and in life but in the end is lured away from her by a vulgar, used up middle aged skank who convinces him to continue being an aimless sexual deviant.
>>72006480
>providing for a used good is good
stick to girls ''who are done with having fun'' and leave real women to real men.
>>72005712
Could there BE any more quotes?
>>72006524
I love real life memes
>>72006524
Did she really thought that stating she has fucked a dozen cocks would make anyone see her seriously?
>>72007282
Do you not understand normies?
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>>72007282
She seems honest. I'd reluctantly consider her
>>72005542
Sounds like my kinda movie
>>72005921
I like it when this guy shows up in threads.
>>72006017
try restricting yourself to the same pornstar for a month.
no matter how beautiful the woman, eventually the novelty will fade.
>>72006017
WHAAAAAT - all you guys who quoted are able to get your girls to have sex whenever? I jerk off like 6 times a day, I figure a girl wouldn't be into sex as much seeing as they aren't as simple to make orgasm.
>>72005542
>edgy
I miss Davey
