Seth Rogen is hired as the director for a remake of your favorite movie
What is it about?
>>71979671
>favorite movie
But I'm not 15, anon.
Sex in the City. It's about four guys trying to get high and laid.
>>71979671
A Delorean powered on weed.
>>71979713
this is bait.
>>71979671
Monty Python and the Holy Grail so it would pretty much be Your Highness with more weed smoking
Would True Romance work as a wacky comedy if the main character were more of a bumbling idiot?
I can't see how Seth Rogen would be a good director for fight club hahaha. I don't get the question
>>71979706
back to your letterboxd containment thread.
>>71979777
Imagine that xD
due
wed
lmao
>>71979790
he would turn the entire thing into some kind of chick flick or something probably, completely missing the point of fight club. it's ironic actually how seth rogen would direct a movie which is so truthful against the higher ups in our society. he probably isn't very intelligent so i'd like to see him struggle and try to grasp if the movie is about him haha. i can only hope he never gets his paws near it
>>71979671
I'm seriously, I like him. What's the matter, most movies he's in or he directed are funny. At least it worked, he's rich.
>>71979777
reddit go
Apocalypto
>Narrator: In fourteen hundred ninety-two. Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
>A ship batters against the storm. The crew calls for the captain.
>Narrator: But what you didn’t know, is that he brought a lot… of green.
>Paper Planes starts playing
>The captain’s door swing open, releasing a column of smoke. A figure stumbles through the haze coughing.
>Seth Rogan as Christopher Colombus
>Rogan: I’m telling you, the world is round!
>Melissa McCarthy as Queen Isabella
>McCarthy: Listen, I am round. The world is not!
>Jay Baruchel as King Ferdinand II
>Baruchel: (passes joint) You know… I might just be high enough to believe that.
>Michael Cera as Montezuma
>Fully nude and drenched in blood, Michael Cera sprints through the jungle
>In a clearing, Rogan is smoking a joint with James Franco (playing himself). Franco raises his hands and Cera slices off his fingers and the joint.
>Rogan and Franco make eye contact and scream as blood gushes from Franco’s hand
>Colombus Day (All vowels are pot leaves)
>Music Stops
>Franco is dodging Cera’s knife while Rogan fumbles around in the mud
>Rogan: I can’t find your fingers dude!
>Franco: Forget the fingers! (dodges swing) Save the joint!
DUDE WHERES MY CAR
>>71979671
Soylent Weed
The Dude gets confused for a rich man and a Chinaman pees on his rug. He also lights up a blunt...... wait.
>>71979990
I don't hate it.
The Empire Smokes Out is about a young pothead named Luke Skywalker who trains in the Jedi arts under Yoda, a Jedi master who lives in a swamp. They smoke copious amounts of pot in Yoda's little hut. Meanwhile Han Solo attempts to woo Leia Organa. He regularly consults Chewbacca and C-3P0 for love advice.
There's the scene where Darth Vader is in his dome where he can take his helmet off. When the top of the dome rises up, pot smoke billows out. And the carbon freezing chamber is just a small room that you hotbox. Han gets so baked that he's immobilized.
Luke gets his hand cut off and yells out "AAAAH, DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK!"
>>71979990
Holy shit. This is perfect.
>>71979990
>>71980221
>>71980410
Stale pasta you fucking retards
>Pacific Rim on Weed
er
>>71980350
>imagining
Died a little inside desu
>>71979671
Rocky... oh shit.
>Narrator: One man
>One fight
>...A whole lotta kush.
>Shows Seth Rogan doing the Rocky training montage
>Gives up half way
>"Man, I need a joint"
>Electric Avenue starts playing
>Shot of the back of his robe, fucking pot leaf on it
>He keeps trying to smoke a joint, Mickey keeps slapping it out of his hand
>Reporter (Jonah Hill): What would you do with the prize money?
>Music cuts
>"Probably buy some weed"
>This Summer
>See if you
>can go the distance
>"SMOKEY"
>Shows Rocky giving weed to his fucking turtles
>In Cinemas Everywhere April 20th
>>71980350
>Good thing we know how to greentext
>>71979990
Bravo
Oceans Eleven Remake
Seth Rogen
James Franco
Jonah Hill
Channing Tatum
The Rock
Kevin Hart
Paul Rudd
Craig Robinson
Micheal Cera
Jay Baruchel
Birth of a Nation
Cotton plantation into dude weed lmao plantation
DUDE?
>>71979777
Kek
>>71980962
Sorry for not being on this website every waking moment, fuckboy.
>>71979990
You had me at Michael Cera as Montezuma
>>71979671
Taxi Driver
It's already been done, it's called Observe And Report, and it was pretty good
>>71979706
Don't worry, one day you will turn 15. It's a pretty cool age
>>71981426
Just fuck off luckyoy, if you aren't prepared to learn the rules of a website. You wouldn't go on the news and start reporting 9/11 again, would you? No. Because people know its happened, just like people know thats been posted before and the OP was a fucking Jew who will just try and steal other peoples work to get those precious (YOU)s.
And for the record, fucksack, I amn't on this website every waking moment. Thats whats so pathetic about your diatribe. You have no fucking idea about 4chan, so maybe just beat off to a few more traps and leave. For good. We won't hold it against you. Not everyone can stomach this poison
dude
what if
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dude this will blow your mind
what if
weed
SMOKED
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>>71981492
Got my first handjob at 15
Heat. The big score is James Franco's stash of weed.
>>71981527
>being this assmad over posts on a Sino-Tibetan basket weaving forum
>Red and Andy both sent to prison for smoking weed
>Andy tells Red about a box with the dankest kush in Maine
>Andy escapes after lighting up a doobie so fat it burns through concrete
>>71981640
Oh AHAHAHAH memes. Good one man. I remember when I first came here back in 10. I did the same thing as you. I picked up on a joke, and crammed it into every conversation I could. Like you are doing. Heh. Pathetic, really, once you realise it.
Let me make this as clear as a fucking crystal, assjockey.
You are the cancer that plagues TV right now. And I am the cure for cancer.
>>71981708
kek
>>71981720
>he's taking the time to come up with all of this shit
>>71981769
Wow, you worked out the BANe meme too? Impressive, for a dick.
>>71981557
How long it take for the guy to cum?
>>71981720
Keep it up, this is hilarious
