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Woody Allen Told Kristen Stewart She Looked Terrible
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>“I thought, ‘He hates me! He absolutely is regretting his decision.’ But then, I was like, ‘I’m going to prove to this little dude that I can absolutely do this! Maybe I don’t have the demeanor that my character does, but I’ll do it when you fucking call ‘action,’” she explained.

>Kristen added, “That first day, he would come up to me and say things like, ‘You look terrible. You’re supposed to be pretty.’ But it’s not personal, and he’s not trying to offend. If anything, he knows that it’s funny. He’s not the type of person who likes actors who are totally up their own asses and have massive egos. I feel like it was almost a tool for him to go, ‘If they can take it, they’re cool. And if they can’t, then fuck it.’”
https://www.yahoo.com/movies/kristen-stewart-on-woody-allen-twilight-and-181823443.html

Will LesbianStew ever recover?
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>>71976463
Based Woody
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>>71976463

>‘I’m going to prove to this little dude that I can absolutely do this!
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>Kristen added, “That first day, he would come up to me and say things like, ‘You look terrible. You’re supposed to be pretty.’
Alpha as fuck, no wonder all those prime lolis flock to him.
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>>71976463
to be fair she looks fucking terrible in that pic
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>>71976525
>Christian Stewart
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>>71976656
shes looks terrible 99 percent of the time. like some used up crackwhore
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my showerfu
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>>71976698
she looked good when she was a teen
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she's hot objectively

but more of the hottest girl in the trailer park/small midwest town sort of way
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>>71976732
what movie?
adventureland?
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>>71976732
She's still hot
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>>71976698
is kristen steward #blackpill?
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Manlets BTFO
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>>71976463
>You look terrible. You’re supposed to be pretty.’

Then why hire her? Shes not that attractive.
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footfags tell me her feet game is on fleek
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>>71976732
She looks so delicious with clothes on

I bet shes a skinny boy underneath
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Just look at her, she looks like she does drugs all day
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>>71976868
This. He should have hired a qt asian
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>>71976463
She looks like Edward Furlong
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>>71976463
Looks like Niall from Sleepycast
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>>71976463
>I feel like it was almost a tool for him to go, ‘If they can take it, they’re cool

Sure Kristen, that's exactly what's happening right now.
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>>71976463
JUST
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>>71976463
why do she wear the white supremacist jacket?
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>>71976463
>footfaggots and beta losers think this is a 10/10
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>>71976786
what's happening here
she's beautiful
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>>71977192

>looks like she being baptized in acid
>beautiful
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>>71977192

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMWXS91cHoI
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>>71976767
Into the Wild
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>>71977029
Fags are retarded but dykes are even more retarded. I despise fags but I hate dykes, just seeing them makes me ill. All those people should be medicated heavily but thanks to the cultural marxist enablers, it's not going to happen.
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>>71976698
This holy fuck she was cute at like 19 before twilight and it's been downhill ever since
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>>71976463
>Woody Allen telling someone they look terrible
That's like max Landis telling someone they have stupid looking hair
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>>71977526

Woody allen has always bashed his own looks though, if anyone's an expert on looking bad it's him and in this case he's right.
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>>71978605
Snitch
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>>71978605
Muy reeferfu!
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>>71976525
Made me cringe tbqh senpai
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>>71976656

That's because it's not her, you nitwit. That's Edward Furlong
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>>71976463
She has great facial aesthetics. Why the fuck doesn't she take care of her looks? She looks fucking awful there, look at those eyebags
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>>71976463

She a bad bitch, bruv
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>>71976698
>Implying that doesn't turn me on more
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>>71977192
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Of course he thinks she looks awful, she is not 12 anymore.

This fucking pedo kike should be in jail
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>a woman getting mad that a pedophile gets uppity about the femflesh being worn out
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>>71976571
Woody is apparently taking direction advice from Vincent Gallo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAiuf5Xqa9U
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>>71978869
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>>71979053
>getting mad
Did you not read the excerpt? She's not mad at all, just thinks its a character trait of ol' woody.
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>>71977218
fuck that's a good description
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>>71978605
Is this a fucking crack pipe?
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>>71979156
she looks like she was posessed by Zuul and his huge-jaw demonic form is coming out of her face
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>>71978904

looks like a fucking bird, worse than Kaitlin Olson
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if your age aint on the clock you dont get woody's cock
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>>71976732
Yeah, most women do.
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>>71979238
No, you idiot, it is a large glass spoon-style pipe. Obviously used for marijuana.

Crack is smoked in long thin generally clear pieces of glass tubing or modified test-tubes.
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>>71976893
her feet are actually kind of misshapen and ugly. i just like them because she's a greasy stoner chick and her feet are probably always warm and sweaty, which is hot.
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>>71979246
I want to watch her face stretch and grow as he tries to escape!
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>>71979246
Possessed chicks are better lays than crazy
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>>71979373
it literally looks like it's escaping her face and changing her bones

>>71979379
"your mother sucks hitler in hell, my anus shits out rats" is not my kind of dirty talk
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Woody Allen and his future wife.
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>/tv/'s taste in women

Absolutely macabre
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>>71979238
You're such a fool lol
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>>71979565
>That worry in her eyes
SHE KNOWS
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>>71976463
>"Have a bath, 4chan thinks you look dirty".

Ok, I'll do it, cause it's you...

>Has a bath.

Lol I was kidding, now get the fuck into role!
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>>71979349
>>71979631
Fuck off normies
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>>71977073
Bcoz she's supreme and white. Why does an African wear a mud vest?
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>>71979631
this is reddit
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>>71980307
It's trendy around the tents.
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Fuck that pedophile kike, Kristen is gorgeous 24/7.
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>>71978824
That's what I think too but I'm taking something into account you're not, sometimes I'm sure I've looked that rough after a session.
I kind of like the fact she hardly gives a shit, and she's famous, I felt bad after all nighters and no one was snapping pics of me.
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>>71980349
Woody loves that white supremacy shit man. Makes him feel cucked.
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>>71980485
I'd like to see him in on the brown couch in Dr. Lector's office. To see how Lector would talk him out of his obsession. Then go kill everyone in Woody's life who re-enforces that mindset on him.
Then see how the next appointment would go.

>Doctor, you were right! Why didn't I do that years ago?

Lector would say,- Because I liked your movies, I never accepted you as a patient before.

>Oh man, I guess you're write... Now what?

Care to join me for dinner, sir?
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>>71979633
No she's just a chink their eyes are always like that
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>>71976463
>But it’s not personal, and he’s not trying to offend.

No, he meant you literally look like shit. Stop overthinking it.
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>>71980668
Woody probably tastes of overcooked sprouts and Dr Lector probably likes them Al dente.
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>>71980668
Anon I want you to read what you just wrote out loud and have a think about what you've done.
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>>71980746
I regret a couple of the grammatical errors. Other than that, I'd rather not have Woody ever read it. Fictionally though, I think it would be hilarious.
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>>71980746
BARKLEYED
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>>71980746
Ohhh, nah. He wouldn't come after me? Would he?
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textbook negging. what a creep
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>>71976463
She looks like that kid from T2 here..
But scrawnier and less attractive, no homo
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>>71978605
>you will never get high by licking kstew's sweety feets
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>I’m going to prove to this little dude
YOU'RE A BIG GIRL
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>>71981137
her footsweet is chemically addictive so you'd be addicted to her footsweet for the rest of her life after just one taste
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>>71976463
you hurt her again and I'll kill you Woody
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fucking disgusting kike
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>>71976463

Woody Allen is an overrated hack. He's a filthy daughter fucking kike.
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>>71981409
it wasn't his daughter

imagine you date some woman who has kids and barely said hi to them when walk by them on the way to your date

still creepy tho
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>>71981499
She's perfect
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>>71976868
>>71976909
Many times Woody had no control over what actors are hired for his movies. Many times the investors chose the actors. Do you really think Woody wanted to work with the American Pie guy or Will Ferrell?
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Getting closer Woody.
Don't just tap it yet.
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>>71981553
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>>71981581
She was with her dog all night at the emergency vet you fucking cunt.
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>>71981631
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>>71981499
bath time
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>>71981472
He's also accused of perving over Mia Farrow's kids as well as trying to get the custody of them when he and Farrow were seperated.
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>>71981721
To be fair, Mia is fucking crazy. She might've brainwashed her children.
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>>71981631
Did she take the knot and get stuck?
>her face when
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>>71981499
She looks good here i dont get it.

If your gf looks like that waking up after a drugbender night with no makeup you hit the fucking jackpot.
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>>71979350
>sweaty
>not sweety
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>>71976463
Woody's a cunt but that's how u talk to pretty girls if you got game.
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>>71981499
>>71981581
>>71981671
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I hate the blonde hair desu
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why is she so cute?
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>>71982421
>I hate Natty Stew
I'd take her in any hair colour.
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Woody is just salty she's not a 12 year old girl
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>>71982479
I dunnofam, it fucking hurts.
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>>71982380
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>>71983297
kcorpse a best
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>>71983345
Can we get a movie where they play sister succubi?
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>>71983431
dyke is too busy
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>>71983481
scissor sisters then
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does it matter that I have no knowledge of pop culture? or is that a plus?
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>>71983526
nah
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>>71983481
Wasn't this just to skype with the guy?
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>>71983585
she has to peg his hairy camel fucker asshole
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>>71976732
2spooky
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>>71983552
and they call Margot Robbie a fridge
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>>71978605
DUDE WEED LMAO
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Did anyone else have childhood crush on Kstew when she was in Twilight?
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>>71983962
More like childhood crush when she was in Panic Room and Zathura.
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>>71983962
3/10, tb.h
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>>71984028
Ye
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>>71983962

i wanted to fuck her so bad in Into the Wild when i was 19
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>>71983768
Kristen isn't supposed to be the next big sex symbol like Margot though.
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>>71983962
>twilight
>childhood

??????????????????
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>>71984278
What, it came out like 10 years ago
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>>71983552
confirmed for tranny
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>>71984294
Get a load of this guy
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>>71976525
Nostalgia'd hard.
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>>71984348
I dont get it
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>>71984387
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>>71984278
>mfw i realize it came out 8 years ago
someone who saw it when it came out at the age of 10 is allowed to post on this site
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>>71984825
That doesn't mean they should
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>>71978904
Got a boner tbqhwyf...
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>>71976909
The film take place in 30's hollywood you fifty moron at that time the only asian in the us were building railway
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>>71985653
Uhhh....
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>>71978904
I'd let her spit it out in my outh
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>>71976463
My eyes look like this every day how do I fix it without makeup
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>>71986022
CUTE
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>>71976732

>literally anorexic
>face looks like she just smoked crack

nah, shes gross
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>>71984028

I tough she was a boy in Panic Room, that's was the reason i fall in love when i was a kid.

Then i disocover he was SHE, I'm gay and that's confuse me for years.
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>>71986247
best girl
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>>71986247
nigga she looks hot as fuck there
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>>71976525
>step by step reaction image

Too far, man.
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>>71986178
correct amounts of sleep
better diet / possible allergy to gluten
caffeine gels/creams
there is actual makeup specifically for eyeshadows even for men
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>>71986359
>>71986543

spotted the low test betas.
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TFW you will never cuddle with K-Stew on the hood of a car. Why even live?
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Welcome to the Rileys was pretty good.
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>>71987140
>Fuck me, daddy.
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>>71986683
>he fell for the thick meme
To each their own though. Every shape needs some sort of love.
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>>71978904
What a dirty little slut. I love her.
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brehs
BREHS
I need to see her feet
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My cousin looks like ginger Kstew.

This board has given me un-pure feelings towards her.
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>>71986602

Sorry but when said dude that's the first thing to spring to mind.
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>>71987398
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>>71987487
Yes thats it. why is she so perfect
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>>71980668
>write
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If he didn't know she looked like shit why did he hire her?
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>>71979499
aging like milk I see Kristen
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stew btfo
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hmm
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>>71989329
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>71987140
*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>71983431
>sister succubi
FUND IT
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>>71989351
>>71989470
*BRRRRRRRRAP*
Fuck da police!
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