Which Chris is the best?
- Home
- Board: /tv/ - Television & Film
- Reading: Which Chris is the best?
Which Chris is the best?
>>71965546
Hemsworth is the most handsome.
Evans is the most manly.
Pratt is the most quippy.
Pine was awesome in Smokin' Aces.
Pine.
Better acting
Better looks
Better appeal
>>71965588
Agreed.
>>71965684
Yeah Evans has the best laugh easily
Pretty underrated actor
>>71965546
Chris Christie is the most logical choice. He has literally twice as much Chris, in both name and body.
>>71965546
D R O P P E D
Hey guys, Kinosseur here celebrating my one hundredth post.
I'm partial to Chris Pratt. All of his roles have been excellent. As a matter of fact I still drink diet sprite out of my Jurassic World commemorative soda cup.
The Marvel one
Evans=Pratt>>Hemsworth>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pine
Pine is a nigger loving faggot who cries at songs about niggers.
le friendly laughing man
>>71965754
Racist
>>71965802
He was acting, anon. Dude was just preparing for a role
>>71965546
Pine for drama.
Pratt for comedy.
Hemsworth for sexy.
Evans formemes.
>>71965588
Good analysis anon.
>not mocking actors and using favouritism
This really sets you apart from this cancerous board.
>>71965757
CONGRATS KINOSAUR
>>71965546
Pratt = Evans > Hemsworth > Pine
>>71965588
>Hemsworth is the most handsome.
Into the trash you go.
>>71965754
>/pol/ thinks his faggot opinion has weight
Kys stormfag
>>71965546
this one
>>71965956
NOW we're getting somewhere
Hemsworth is a handsome pureblood Aryan god. It's too bad that MCU Thor is constantly shacking up with subhuman Jews and negroes but I guess several millennia of impregnating thousands of blonde, fair-skinned womenfolk does get samey after a while.
Evans is great too but he might have some filthy redskin blood in him like most New Worlders so idk.
Evans is human perfection.
>>71965546
Pratt is the worst since he's the only one with mud eyes.
>not posting best Chris
>>71965546
This one.
>>71965721
>this is what Americans actually look like
How can a whole country be so JUST?
Best Chris
Best Kris
>>71965546
Lightfellow
>>71965546
Pratt is qtest.
Hemsworth is hunkest.
Pine is handsomest.
Evans is hottest.
>>71965546
Hemsworth, he was great in Blackhat.
Marvel a shit.
>>71965754
Who cares he's so handsome :3
>>71965546
I desire to have Pratt as my bf the most, so he wins
>tfw he climbs into bed, wraps his arms around you and starts whispering quips into your ear
>anyone but Chris Evans
>>71965952
Decent b8
>>71968630
He's right, that guy is just a spammer who has no opinion.
>>71968585
This.
His current off-camera body is a mix of pudgy and muscle, just the way I like it.
>>71968730
And you touch yourself at night
Chris Pratt is a badass.
As shitty as capeshit is, all chirs on MCU were perfectly casted
pine is doomed with Wonderwoman lol
>>71968585
>>71968777
>>71968812
patricians choose pratt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGbDt5eN2xv/
>>71965588
>>71965701
>>71965873
>>71965924
Finally /tv/ finds something it can agree on!
Straight white men!
>>71965546
Kill Pine, befriend Pratt, fuck Hemsworth, marry Evans.
>>71966355
>like most New Worlders do
The overwhelming majority of white people in the US have no native blood. They just think they do because their grandfather told them their great great great grandmother was a cherokee princess.
>>71965546
chris pine 2/10
chris pratt danecook/10
chris hemsworth 9/11
chris evans based/10
>>71965924
Fag
>>71965588
>Evans is the most manly
Pratt and maybe even Hemsworth.
>>71965588
Pretty much this. Evans is also a huge mancrush for me. 10/10 would let him plow my anus, senpai.
>>71965546
>liberals want to exterminate this
wtf i hate liberals now
Nolan.
Evans is probably gay, mangs.
Where is that gif of Pratt and his dick flopping around when you need it?
I find it odd that Chris Evans is never connected to that whole Boston Irish thing that Mark Wahlberg, Alec Baldwin and Matt Damon are. I mean, he's an Irish Catholic from a brood of four or five children from Boston. But you'd think he was from California.
>>71965721
>Trump seriously considering Christie as his VP nominee
Fuck this shit
Pratt unJUSTed in his prime. Pratt #1, everyone else is second place.
>>71965546
Face of Evans with the body of Hemsworth, the humor of Pratt, and the acting abilities of Pine. Ultimate Chris.
>>71965802
Really, if you're a racist, you shouldn't like Pine anyway, because he's the captain of the Enterprise, and Star Trek is a liberal utopia.
Hemsworth was in great movie
>>71966821
This.
>>71968777
WHY do they make these guys wax their chests for movies?! Fucking unrealistic standards of beauty for men.
>>71973037
Interesting. He should star in a Ben Affleck movie.
