Was this better or worse than Escape from L.A.?
Much better.
>>71964568
they're both pretty shit desu senpai
>tfw you can't enjoy this movie anymore ever since the RLM review
>>71964641
Stop supporting Jay you faggot
It's a good simple film that's executed well and doesn't overstay it's welcome
>>71964641
What did RLM say?
>>71964641
>tfw I'm a faggot because I let RLM dictate my opinions
>>71964871
Watch for yourself dude. If you dont know already you are missing out on some high quality reviewing.
>>71964568
Better. But don't get it twisted, Escape from LA is brilliant.
>>71964568
i remember l.a. having some retarded af scenes with surfing so it was a piece of shit.
n.y. was an amazing movie.
Escape From LA is waaaay more fun.
I've seen Escape from NY twice. Fell asleep the first time. Second time I stuck with it and thought it was a pretty ok movie. Both are 3/5 for me.
>>71966277
>TFW you pause a movie for to jack off
>>71966384
how did you know
>>71964568
All i remember from escape from NY, was this one scene snake is going through some old apartment buildings and some chick was being raped if i remember correctly
>>71966416
Can't help it. Love me some big phat tets
>>71966487
theres lots of nudes out there of her. she was a big ho.
>>71966386
At 71 I would still fuck her tits.
did he died
>>71966528
...go on
I'd say NY was better than LA. LA felt like it was trying too hard to be garbage, and it didn't have the right aesthetic.
>>71966545
brain
>>71966545
egerge
>>71966611
true. n.y. takes itself seriously and it pays off.
sdfsdfsf
Better.
>>71964568
MUCH better. I don't care what Mike Stoklasa thinks, Escape from New York is a masterpiece.
>>71966545
kekd my head off when I saw her and her old bag cleavage in the movie and as harry dean stanton's gf no less
>>71964568
better, but Escape from LA was pretty good
>>71966277
>i remember l.a. having some retarded af scenes with surfing so it was a piece of shit.
yeah that was the low point of the movie, but it was otherwise good
>>71966786
Shame about her ass though.
OFFICIAL JOHN CARPENTER RANKINGS:
>God tier
The Thing
Halloween
Escape from New York
>Great tier
They Live
Assault on Precinct 13
Big Trouble in Little China
Christine
The Fog
Starman
>Good tier
Prince of Darkness
In the Mouth of Madness
Dark Star
>TV movies that no one ever talks about tier
Elvis
Body Bags
Someone's Watching Me!
>Decent tier
Escape from L.A.
Vampires
>Shit tier
The Ward
Ghosts of Mars
Village of the Damned
Memoirs of an Invisible Man
adrienne barbeau makes a hot romulan. her tits still hold up.
>>71966817
>low point
>>71966888
oh godamit
>>71966528
>>71966682
>>71966712
>>71966768
>>71966819
>>71966918
>John got to fuck that for a few years
Lucky bastard.
>>71966199
die
>>71966918
You're doing gods work son
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>>71966850
Bump up Little China and I agree 100%
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>>71964871
Jay loves it, Mike doesn't like it.
>>71966850
Put Big Trouble in Little China and They Live into God tier and we got a deal.
>>71966850
i think ghosts of mars is based on mutant chronicles the old game. had to be butchered for hollywood though.
rgerge
>>71964641
Why? Jay loved it and Mike's criticisms were pleb as fuck. Mike hated everything unique about the movie and wanted it to be dumb schlock like Escape from L.A.
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i had a crush on her after i rewatched this movie a few months ago
bgy
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ti767
This is a revelation to me. I never knew there was nudes. And a career out of it. This is great. Remember, folks, ignorance is delicious
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gbdb
>>71964604
Correct.
>>71964612
What awful bait.
bigger version
>>71966312
Did Harold discuss the Bonus situation?
uguu
I just remembered that Adrienne and John have a son named Cody. I wonder if he has ever seen his mom's nudes.
>>71967785
i bet hes sucked on those titties
>>71967821
Well what else would a son do?
Well done, /tv/. I was thinking that your contrarianism would get the best of you and that you'd actually say L.A. was better than N.Y. I am impressed.
If they remake it I want Wesley Snipes to play the Duke of New York
Kek wills that Emily Blunt be Snake in the reboot.
>>71966850
imo In the Mouth of Madness belongs in the great tier
>>71968239
hnnng
>>71968404
You can see why Krasinski didn't go for Jenna.
>>71968512
>>71968404
Snatch Plisskin
>>71968427
But Jenna has so much more to offer.
>>71964641
RLM is pleb tier.
>>71964641
>he literally said he wanted it to be a schlocky flick
>he literally said it was too boring
Top fucking kek. RLM is fucking pleb.
