ITT: Based characters who did nothing wrong
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ITT: Based characters who did nothing wrong
>>71957374
>I had sex with Rose
>What?! No way!
Intercontinental flight? How will a zeppelin ever do that, Rose? Stop being so delusional, you woman.
>>71957374
I really wish Billy Zane had a more successful career.
>>71957374
>blackmailed family of dead man to marry daughter
>tried to control her
>couldnt deal with her finding someone she connected with so he tried to kill them
>tried to bribe his way off a boat
>used a child to get on another boat
face it, he was a dick
>>71957374
>>71957435
>>71957451
If the actors were the actual ages of their characters this movie might make more sense.
Rose was suppose to be 17? What about Jack?
How old is Cal? he looks 30
>>71957435
He just wanted to take that lifeboat and go to the beach
>>71957521
Yeah, but he saved that child, so I think it all evens out.
>>71957374
ITT: People whom fail at beinh subversive.
/tv seriously only works for posting "Ghostbusters", and "Spring Breakers"...
>>71957582
he only saved the child to save his own life, nothing noble in that
>>71957516
His career died because hewent bald
>>71957681
Tell me, why does he wear the hat?
>>71957681
Didn't hurt Travolta or Tom Hanks.
>>71957374
She just wanted her friends to accept her love.
>>71957748
Tom still has hair
>>71957701
Looks like Yul Brynner from Magnificent Seven or Westworld
>>71957867
>this looks exactly like my ex
Now I'm sad, not because of her, but because I will never meet Tom Hanks
>>71957374
>>71957935
poor guy just wanted pizza
>>71957701
Reference to his character in the future timeline of BTTF 2.
>>71957681
he looks pretty good without hair though tbqh
>>71958003
He probably got it for free
>>71957516
>mfw he wasn't cast as Lex Luthor
I really thought it was going to be his chance to become mainstream again.
>>71958290
>the Phantom will never team up with Batman to fight Superman
>>71957526
I think Rose was 19, Jack was 21 and Cal was in his late 20's to early 30's, I believe.
>>71958304
>implying there shouldn't be a LeeFalkcu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xLKzsynt5I
I'm sure it'll happen in fifty years, and then we'll get the different movieverses interacting in a grand crossover, Mandrake teaming up with Strange to take on Mxyzptlk and the Phantom teaming up with Batman to fight pirates etc. etc. to every child's delight.
Say my name.
>>71958798
Bill Engvall
>>71958798
Poor man's Kevin Kline
>>71957451
Oh fuck I forgot about calposting
>The internet? That will never take off, I tell you. Just a bunch of silly boys, it will go away quickly. I know you think otherwise child, but trust me, I can tell you right now it will fail.
>>71959476
that hairline looks super weird
This based son of a bitch right here.
>>71957374
His eyebrows are amazing.
>>71959476
looks like ben affleck
>>71959621
its a wig.
>>71959878
Wigs? Silly boy, wigs will never go out of style. I tell you, they have been popular for centuries. All the kings and queens wore them. And let me tell you, you are no king or queen. Sadly, I pity you, but you will see that I am right.
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