>So just the other day, my vagina...
Damn she is fucking hot
DUDE MY THRUSH SMELLS SO BAD LMAO
Reminder that Amy Schumer is oppressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBGU_VTHEJA&ab_channel=BudLight
"So, I got my period today"
Didn't she make a joke once about how a pair of her panties looked like a used tissue once after taking them off?
Filthy bitch.
Name one (1) female comedian who doesn't talk about her vagina.
>>71956893
Tina Fey?
>>71956893
Gilda Radner?
>>71956893
Has Maria Bamford? I don't remember
>>71956893
>female
>comedian
pick one
>>71956893
Louis CK
>>71957046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ymEDL6Z_UI
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
>>71957078
And then there's this edgester
>>71957095
That's a Tim and Eric bit, not standup
>>71956893
Caitlyn Jenner
>>71957112
Kekked and fapped
>>71956893
Name one (1) male comedian who doesn't talk about masturbating.
>>71957733
Mark Normand
Joe List
Kurt Metzger
Pete Holmes
TJ Miller
Sam Morril
Marc Maron
Sam Kinison
Jerry Seinfeld
Andy Kaufman
Jim Carey
>>71957201
>edgester
I am a 43 year old stay at home mum.
You're welcome delusions of grandeur hipster child
>>71957903
oh so you're fat and lonely
>>71957823
>marc maron
>comedian
>>71957911
>Liking Louis CK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbUMqNBO-W8
>>71957823
>Mark Normand
>Joe List
>Kurt Metzger
>Pete Holmes
>TJ Miller
>Sam Morril
>Marc Maron
>Sam Kinison
>Jerry Seinfeld
>Andy Kaufman
>Jim Carey
>comedians
>>71958114
>>71958114
>Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)19:44:17 No
>>71958114
>>>71957823(You)
>>Mark Normand
>>Joe List
>>Kurt Metzger
>>Pete Holmes
>>TJ Miller
>>Sam Morril
>>Marc Maron
>>Sam Kinison
>>Jerry Seinfeld
>>Andy Kaufman
>>Jim Carey
>
>>comedians
>>71958114
>funny
>>71957911
Oh look Millennial humour.
Wow so unique, so breaking new ground.
My parrot does a better job regurgitating shit it's heard from tv than you.
Go on be funny again
>>71958159
>parrot
confirmed fat and lonely
>>71958134
>>
>Anonymous 07/14/16(Thu)09:44:59 No.71958134▶
> >>71958114 (You)
> >>71958114 (You)
> >Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)19:44:17 No
> >>71958114 (You)
> >>>71957823(You)
> >>Mark Normand
> >>Joe List
> >>Kurt Metzger
> >>Pete Holmes
> >>TJ Miller
> >>Sam Morril
> >>Marc Maron
> >>Sam Kinison
> >>Jerry Seinfeld
> >>Andy Kaufman
> >>Jim Carey
> >
> >>comedians
> >>71958114 (You)
> >funny
>>71958134
>cuck
>>71958210
>>>71958134(You)
>>>
>>Anonymous 07/14/16(Thu)09:44:59 No.71958134▶
>> >>71958114 (You)
>> >>71958114 (You)
>> >Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)19:44:17 No
>> >>71958114 (You)
>> >>>71957823(You)(You)
>> >>Mark Normand
>> >>Joe List
>> >>Kurt Metzger
>> >>Pete Holmes
>> >>TJ Miller
>> >>Sam Morril
>> >>Marc Maron
>> >>Sam Kinison
>> >>Jerry Seinfeld
>> >>Andy Kaufman
>> >>Jim Carey
>> >
>> >>comedians
>> >>71958114 (You)
>> >funny
>>>71958134(You)
>>cuck
great thread
>this is summer /tv/s definition of humor
>>71957911
Where do you think you are? Age is no concern when all participants are fat and lonely.
>>71958174
Kek.
>>71958174
(You)
>>71956893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r9m0MjnTJE
>>71957112
>>71957112
i fucked a fat ugly chick before, i hated myself ever since,
the images haunt me, whenever i get reminded i feel sick, for a while I stopped fapping because the memories would make me feel grossed out.
it was very unpleasant and i wish i never did, thats something i will always remember for the rest of my life. It wasn't just the sex I remember, it was the moaning, her face moaning, the smell of her sweat, the way her mushy butt felt, the way her boobs sagged in front of me, the way her breath smells....
Yeah no, I WOULD NEVER want to be with Amy as you put it, it would probably drive me to suicide
>>71957823
>Seinfeld
what is the contest
>>71957930
Not only that, he talks about masturbating constantly. Even has a bit about it on one of his specials.
>>71955985
Oh nice, she has hairy forearms. Never thought she'd have any body hair at all since she waxes down there.
Too bad she has such an obnoxious and disgusting personality, she's pretty cute.
>>71958556
I 100% relate to this. The memories are truly horrible. We should start a support group.
>>71957231
kek nice
>>71958556
I know that feel except I fucked a tiny asian woman that could've been a fucking child she had so few curves. It was awkward as fuck because we were both virgins and couldn't kiss so our teeth bumped together and she kept telling me all the time not to cum during the foreplay when she was jacking me off for some fucking reason and I wasn't even close to cumming. When we fucked she just laid there like a passed out rape victim and I had nothing to grab onto on her body so I just had my hands on the sides. Her boobs was so small I couldn't even hold them and then I got the brilliant idea to tittyfuck her which just was me awkwardly drawing my dick around on her chest which was more like a frail boy's than a woman's and she gave me a weird look.
Sex should be with a hot girl or not at all.
>>71956893
Naddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
>>71959609
I second that.
