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What went wrong?
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What went right?
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They found out she had eye herpes.
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>What went wrong?

no idea.
what's this thread about?
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>>71940305
Wtf
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>>71940219
D R O P P E D
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>>71940305
You just know she got that from rimming a superior black bull
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She got old and /TV/ moved on
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>>71940305
The fuck
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>>71940237
It's the legos.

rolling
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Nothing but a pretty face and a ton of family connections. Her acting is awful, her music is awful and she refuses to show any skin because she's a rich girl with delusions of talent.
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>>71940345
Lmao.
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>>71940443
why?
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>>71940219
Her level of dullness is directly proportional to her cuteness. She's fucking adorable so go figure.
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>>71940345
>converted to Judaism
It's not how Judaism works.
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>>71940471
why not, rabbi Jesus?
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>>71940536
You have to be born from a Jewish mother (father can be non-Jewish). But I guess that since people can be trans-everything these days, being trans-Jewish should work on some level. Black Hebrews and shit like that.
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>>71940590
Black Hebrews aren't considered as Jews by Orthodox rabbis,

while Jewish converts like Zooey Deschanel have always been considered as Jews by Orthodox rabbis.
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>>71940628
>always
Well, that's a bit far fetched. More like depending on a specific community. Which seem to be more liberal than in the past.
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>>71940401
>it's a the doctor goes to Kate and demands some answers after he viewed the X-Ray of Rooney's stomach and it was filled with LEGO episode
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>>71940237
Fake.
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Not hairy enough. She should dye her forearm hair black.
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>>71940401
Tough fucking roll.

GO GO GET
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>>71940401
Lorring
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>>71940401
ROLL
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>>71940401
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>>71940401
Let's see.
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>>71940401
Rolle
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>>71940401
Tiptoes
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>>71940219

She was my waifu until I got bored with the manic pixie dream girl trope. I feel like next time I'm in the mood for that, there'll be someone younger and hotter playing the role.
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>>71940401
I'm secure with my small dick size.
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>>71940401
>it's a Rooney spills her drink for the seventh time in a row episode
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>>71940401
bowlin
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>Broke up with her second rate alternative rock band front man husband and married a football chad

They always win in the end.
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>>71941268
>THIS IS YOUR FAULT KATE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FILLED THE CUP SO MUCH
>But Rooney, you asked me to fill it all the way to the top and-
>NO BUTS, KATE! NOW CHANGE MY DIAPERS! I WANT TO WEAR MY MICKEY MOUSE DIAPERS TONIGHT
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>>71941327
>>Broke up with her second rate alternative rock band front man husband and married a football chad
Wow, really? She's not with the guy from the indie band? I thought that's who she married.
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>>71940401
why not
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>>71940401
roll
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