>“He was sort of dating a lot and every other week there was a new girlfriend and he would bring them to set. They were progressively getting younger and younger as the weeks went on, and it got to the point where I was like, ‘Buddy, I’m worried. Should I talk to craft service and make sure they have Lunchables for your girlfriend?’”
wtf i hate will arnett now
he was probably fucking some 18 year old bitches that have that borderline look of "i can't tell if you are over 18 or not" look
megan is a woman, therefore, salty over younger pussy
fucking toe thumbs should mind her own goddamn business
by all accounts megan fox is a complete cunt to work with anyhow
whats going on here
>>71931406
this, she was mad she couldn't cuck her husband with based will because he was fucking prime teenage puss while she was fucking michael bay just to keep her job
>>71931358
The set of what?
>>71931358
BASED Will Arnett.
He's making that Superman hairline work for him.
>>71931449
The set of TMNT2.
I lowkey want to fuck Megan Fox in every way possible
>>71931443
No it's well known that Will Arnett is a pedo
>Megan Fox will never buy you lunchables
wtf I want lunchables now
>>71931358
What little bitch. Mad she's not the hot pussy on the set
>>71931358
Jealous cunt.
>>71931443
Michael Bay is hot as fuck Tbh
>>71931358
What is this hair style called again
>>71931358
good for will
guess he dumped pohler cause she got old
>>71931559
>>71931633
The hairy cone
Megan Fox gets a lot of unnecessary hate. She seems like a genuine person from her interviews. I like her.
>>71931633
D'Alpha
>ywn have megan fox get your gf lunchables
>>71931358
Didn't this bitch marry some old as fuck man at a young age?
>>71931633
bachelor's peak
>>71931682
>She seems like a genuine person
Bullshit
we both know she's a terminator stop trying to cover the truth
>tfw in early 30's
>still buying lunchables for a quick afterwork snack
>people at register always laugh or make a shitty comment
>>71931755
>>71931755
because that shit is a ripoff pricewise and could barely be considered food
>>71931358
What a jealous roastie.
>>71931716
I'm mad at myself for laughing at this.
>>71931633
The employed Vegeta.
>>71931755
tell them to suck a lemon
>>71931633
The Getaway
This bitch is tacky. Why would she publically divulge and denounce a co-star's behavior, if it wasn't even affecting her? No respect.
>>71931474
Megan Fox looks better than she did a few years ago weirdly.
>>71931874
jealousy
>>71931891
yes she does
>>71931579
fuck off faggot
>>71931874
She's a woman.
based Will. I bet he wears a horse mask when he plows those high schoolers
>>71931891
swelling went down.
>>71931358
>Buddy, I’m worried.
aka
>Buddy, I can't contain how salty I am right now and I am a diva who never taught herself how to develop social filter so I am literally compelled to let you know how salty I am.
>>71931358
Good man. Anything's an upgrade from this tho.
>>71931358
>2016
>anyone caring about Megan Fox
2007's flavor of the month is assmad as fuck that she hasn't been relevant in almost 10 years.
>>71931633
The getting laid more than you dew
>>71932004
>she was 32 on Mean girls
>played Rachel McAdams mom who was 26
some people are born to look old.
>>71932089
Not only that, wasn't she the mom that tries to look young? Fucking yikes.
>>71931633
The magician
>>71931755
just get some already made pizza crust, some pizza sauce (you have to test to make sure you got one that tastes similar to lunchables) and some pepperoni slices + shredded cheese
bam, enough giant lunchables ready to be made that'll last you weeks
>>71931358
>>71932332
I make pizzas for a living, senpai. I'm sick of that shit. I always get the turkey lunchables anyways. I do see meat and cheese platters at the store as well, but they are usually way too much food for me to eat by myself.
itt: autists psychoanalyse a piece of casual banter
>Filed to: Dirtbag
How does sleeping with people make someone a dirtbag? What a salty fucking faggot the author of that article is.
>>71931358
she started as a semi-nude dancer on bad boys 2 at the age of 15
why do women grow old and go "oh wow you liked boobs all along? When i was sucking you i meant your erection was enjoying it? omg gross"
God damn forget-me-nows!
Funny I was JUST watching Ninja Turtles (2014). Will Arnett is so AWESOME, yeah, lol
>>71932390
>going around talking about how you "like, totally owned" a guy for getting fresh poon
>>71931633
The Illusion
I thought I heard he was gay
>>71932387
>turkey lunchables
literally kraft cheese, oscar mayer circle cut lean turkey, and ritz crackers
LITERALLY even easier
![megan-fox-oct-2003[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ExeyAsr.jpg "megan-fox-oct-2003[1].jpg")
>>71931358
BTFO
>>71932004
She'a also an SJW darling. Expect Salon or shitty libcuck gossip sites like Pajiba to feature articles about how GROSS Will is
>>71931755
Buy
>box of ritz crackers
>packet of lunch meat
>packet of string cheese
wa la
![megan-fox-20[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jBlTsH6.jpg "megan-fox-20[1].jpg")
Megan is from a very strict Christian background.
Like most of her kind, she will become far more conservative as she ages. I'd bet she's already attending church again. Soon she will be "born again" and perhaps go on a speaking tour promoting creationism.
>>71931815
>>71931815
>>71931815
>>71931815
>>71931815
this
That's actually decent bantz, gender wars aside
>>71932851
Not really. She's into a lot of new age type things.
>>71931755
someone gave me shit once at the register for buying Trix cereal
fuck off dude im not eating that raisin brand "adult" flavorless crap cereal
>>71932897
Was, anon. She's 30 now. The transformation into her mother is imminent.
>>71932918
Raisin Bran is not flavorless, pitiful manchild.
>>71932918
But anon, trix are for kids onlyThey're still the shit tho
>>71932801
>wa la
>>71932918
you type like a fat person
>>71932801
>wa la
americans copying shit they hear on tv always cracks me up
![Fine-Vines-Steak-205[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/erLVyKR.jpg "Fine-Vines-Steak-205[1].jpg")
>>71933048
>being unfamiliar with comfy /ck/ memes
>>71931358
This just means Megan Fox really wanted to fuck Will Arnett.
>>71933148
damn /ck/ has been killin it with these spicy ass memes lately i need to go there more
>>71931626
This. Voice is fucked because coke ruined his nose, but Michael Bay is male porn star hot.
>>71931682
This. Watching Shia fuck with her on the set of Transformers 2 made me like her.
>>71933205
please don't
>>71932918
Fuck you dude, oatmeal with peanut butter, cinnamon, and nutmeg is fucking delicious
>woman angry about the distribution of sex
Color me surprised.
>>71933477
>man angry about the distribution of sex
There's a whole board about it, ya know.
Megan sounds salty as fuck honestly. She's also a cunt for judging a man for dating younger women. I doubt she'd be having this hissy fit if a female actor Arnett's age was dating younger guys.
>hissy fit
It was just banter
>>71931358
why, cause he was crushin sweet puss on the daily bruh?
>>71931358
what the hell is a lunchable
>>71933544
Will Arnett is a white male who likes having sex with beautiful young women. This makes him the worst scum on the planet and an acceptable target for mediatic lynching
>people would go on about how Megan Fox has ruined her looks now
>I cant go through one episode of new girl without busting my load at least twice
would still brush my teeth with her shit
>here's a man living the dream
>i need to take him down a peg
>to make me feel better about myself
women
>>71931358
>‘Buddy, I’m worried. Should I talk to craft service and make sure they have Lunchables for your girlfriend?’
That's actually really funny.
We had a cook at my job who I'm pretty sure just dated 15 year olds like it was nothing (he's 27), so cradle-robber jokes were always in full force.
>>71931633
The "type A male pattern baldness in its early stages"
It's been a hot thing for several millenia
>DAILY REMINDER THAT WILL ARNET IS 46You have to admit it's creepy after a little bit. Nick offerman is 46, so is ceasar millan
women should be allowed to date anyone they like no matter how old or famous
>>71933802
>creepy
??? am I being memed
>>71931951
maybe her ex raped her sister to death and is in prison for it
there's probably some other conceivable situation that would justify this behavior too, gimme a second to think about it
>>71931633
the balding but can still rock it if you're muscular
>>71932851
Truely god has a sense of humour giving her a big toe for a thumb.
Litterally Bojack IRL tbqhfam
>>71931951
>kenyan marathon runners
that's racist
>>71931358
Reminder that if you think fucking young hot girls makes you a pedo you don't own a dictionary.
Reminder that pedophilia is very specifically the attraction to prepubescent bodies.
Reminder that being attracted to a hot 17 year old is no different than being attracted to a hot 18 year old but society has decided differently.
>being mad a based arnett for getting some tight young pussy
>>71932918
>He doesn't like raisin bran with cranberries
I will fight you.
>>71931755
buy a gun
>>71931358
>Filed to: DIRT BAG
>>71931358
>jealous, catty cunt lashes out because she's not the center of attention
Imagine that...
>>71931358
She's just mad that her expiration date hit, and seeing what are essentially her replacements nipping at her heels is maker her nervous.
>>71931358
This is now a Lunchables thread
Which was the best Lunchables and why was it the Nachos?
>>71931633
the bukowski
i dont care how old megan fox is, id fuck her so hard whoever got me off would be crowned king arthur
>>71931633
The Final Countdown
>>71934192
Nigger, you fuck your hand.
Quit giving bitches credit for being fuckable when you'd fuck damn near anything...
>>71932004
I like parks and rec/some snl stuff for the comfy but sisters was truly fucking terrible
>>71932918
>disliking raisin brand
Two scoops.
>tfw no rich high end gf who is faithful as long as you keep giving her your money
>>71931358
He's got a $10,000 suit, it's understandable pussy flocks to him.
>>71933059
I just got back from the store and was surprised by the sugar content in a Raisin Bran serving. Anything over 10 is a no go. that shit had 18g
>>71931874
She told the story on Conan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIpPltm382s
>>71934391
>dat bump
>>71934391
>too young
If it's on the clock, it's time to fuck. Everyone knows this~
>>71931958
hahaha
>>71934015
they are good at it m8, nothing wrong with that
>>71934146
Childhood is where you love Nacho lunchables, adulthood is where you realize the walking taco was better.
>>71932918
>raisins are flavorless
I bet you don't make your sandwiches with cinnamon raisin bagels, either, child.
>>71933802
>a heterosexual male cannot be attracted to women of peak sexuality if they're above a certain age
back to réddit you ageist shitlord
>>71931358
Fox is known to be more conservative as a person than people expect, I don't think she was uncomfortable about this out of a feminist-related reason.
>>71933335
>nutmeg
you pretentious faggot
>>71932851
>a strict christian background
She was in a one sided open marriage a while ago.
>>71935047
So what I go on Reddit... Grow up dude, this is a public board for anyone, not your personal space for misogyny and other dumb shit... Jesus Christ..
>>71935126
fool
>>71931358
It's just to cover for the fact that Will Arnett is Batman.
>>71931358
>man dates 18 year olds
PEDOPHILE
>woman tweets about desiring barely legal cock
"U GO GURL" or "So fucking hot"
jealousy is a bitch.
>>71931358
I've only ever heard bad things about Arnett desu
Divorcing Amy must have been hard on him.
>>71931633
The I don't need transplants to bang prime young pussy
TIDNEDTOBPYPUS.
>>71935392
>...
weak bait
>>71933777
Clearly not an early stage
>>71931358
Holy shit this is some embarrassing male mid-life crisis type shit ahahaha wow
>>71935392
Got me. Well done
>>71935627
Yeah what was he thinking pounding out prime 18 year old poon at his age?! He needs to be sticking with flabby sagging vaginas more suited for a man of his standing.
>>71933003
>>71933335
>>71934040
>>71934327
>>71934944
You all have shit taste and deserve to die of starvation
>>71931358
Filed to dirt bag
>>71932801
voilà
>>71931358
>Implying they weren't all traps
>>71931537
That was just one episode of SVU man
>>71935101
doubt she was upset at all. just seems like 'bantz' to me
>>71931358
so an old used up whore got jealous?
stop the presses
>>71932305
Illusionist
>>71931358
Man, she got old.
>>71933148
I can't go to /ck/ anymore because I just get angry.
>>71934209
underrated
>net worth: $12 million dollars
for some reason I thought that he was JUSTed like his character in AD
good for him though
>>71931358
I'm usually not a womyn hater, but this is CLEARLY evolutionary bias. Men seek younger partners and older women feel threatened by their youth and fertility.
>>71932851
No shes a socipathic bitch with a god complex.
>>71932441
Seriously, wth?
>>71937448
that was an enjoyable read
literally perfect
I have a cosuin who's like this.
It was impressive, initially. After awhile, it seemed depressing, because he spent all his free time fucking a new girl he had zero personal interest in besides a physical attraction. He always complained about each girl too that they were mentally exhausting, which makes it seem like there's no point in doing it at all.
Had a really cool girlfriend before too, but he fucked that up by wanting to casually date other people, which lead into his current trend.
>>71937596
I'd eat that vag like it was my last meal but holy shit that Brian tattoo ruins fucking everything
>>71931633
The gob bluth haircut
>>71931358
> Megan confirmed for being utterly booty blasted
>>71934445
>If it's on the clock, it's time to fuck. Everyone knows this~
fucking hell I work in a kindergarden and I found that funny
>>71931633
Geheimratsecken.
>>71938563
>humbyfag works with small kids
jesus christ
>>71931443
>husband
Lmao
![Megan-Fox-plastic-surgery-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qs8rGWf.jpg "Megan-Fox-plastic-surgery-2[1].jpg")
>>71933666
that's because people still think she looks like pic related.
God knows how she salvaged that.
>>71933506
I think that was their point with that post, are you autistic or something? Seriously, no memes, that was very obviously the entire point of the post and yet you just don't seem to be able to see that, something which any neurotypical person would.
>>71931942
T H I C C
I
C
C
>>71933666
Well it's good to see her looking better than her porn equivalent again
>>71931423
2nd post best post.
>>71931406
>megan is a woman, therefore, salty over younger pussy
This is so true. One woman I work with just turned 32 and she talks so much shit about the younger, 20 something girls
Wait what?
>>71931358
Why? Because he gets more than you and because he's pretty much as sleezy as Gob?
>>71940108
You sound exactly like a woman yourself.
>>71931358
>megan fox is already bitter at younger women at age 30
>>71931633
The Bojack
>>71933220
Male porn stars are fugly as shit, though.
>>71940108
I have 23 year olds complaining about 18 year olds and how all the men are running after them. Could it be because they're whiny no-fun bitches? Naaaah.
>>71931358
>Lunchables for your girlfriend?’
Someone add this to the autistic quotes she's made before.
>>71940241
This. From 16-50 they're the same maturity level they were and say all the same shit, only some manage to grow out of it after that.
reminder that Megan Fox has to pay thousands of dollars a month in spousal support to brian austen greene
>>71939892
Who's her porn equivalent?
>>71934372
thy completely coat the raisins in a shitload of sugar
>>71931633
It's a widows peak
>>71940320
they are not breaking up
>>71931682
>>71931716
>>71933244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZiAaFVltxU
she is retarded
>>71932688
no u
>>71940161
Don't be so upset, woman.
I think she's cool to be honest.
*farts*
>>71940690
It's a nice body, but that is an ugly tattoo.
>>71931358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnGMV8yOEQ
>>71937596
>mother of 2 kids
>>71940759
why
just why
>>71940690
nah shes a ho
>>71931358
>wtf i hate will arnett now
cause he gets pussy and you're a virgin?
>>71934097
Why do americans get so salty about a bit of banter?
"Lashing out" lol pls chill
>>71940892
yeah
should should should should should
COME ON
>>71940690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0
literally the lowest of the low test.
>>71931633
The Superman
IMAGINE BEING WILL
What the fuck is/are 'lunchables'?
>>71942957
>>71942957
a brand of children's snacks.
>>71942957
shit for single moms to buy to feed their kids while they're off riding the cock carousel.
>>71943041
So it's an american using a product name like it's a real word.
Again.
Thanks.
>>71943074
Spotted the bitter omega. Who hurt you?
>>71943088
No one. I'm amused by all the "stop parenting start living" products that came out in the 80s/90s/00s.
>>71940326
Megan Rain
>>71931633
Widow's peakend at Bernies.
>>71943041
>Lean Ham
>WATER ADDED
succulent
She probably thinks anyone with less than 20 face surgeries is a child
>>71943087
Are you retarded or something? Usually when you want to refer to a thing, you use the word that the thing is called.
>>71937596
>those fucking thumbs
She cut up and stitched together a perfectly cute face but never touched those.
>>71932341
>YFW ONLY OLDFAGS GET THIS MEME
>>71931358
I would pay a million dollars just to eat her ass out after her not showering for a week.
>>71931358
Why do Americans try to coat everything in terms devoid of potence?
>dating
>fooling around
>smooching
Is sex really that bereft of emotion in the west? Like cult members discussing what should be tense, dynamic moments in a trauma victim language.
>>71943823
Saying a couple is dating is nicer than saying he's slaying that puss
>>71943870
I suppose, but come on, "slaying' that puss" must be great to hear when referring to you.
>>71934445
The quote is
>If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock
you moron
>>71931942
M O M M Y
>>71943823
i just hate on tv they always say "sleeping with"
>>71931406
"oh my god she looks like she's 12!"
t. every old dried up single mom when she sees a guy with a girl in her early 20s
>>71931406
as a 28 year old dating a 22 year old who looks 17, older women are bitches. And I don't mean they have to be over a certain age, they just have to be slightly older than the attractive girl they're judging
>>71944438
So, with a real 12 would they say what "It's a toddler"? lmao, fooking grannys
>>71931358
Holy fuck he is turning into Bojack.
>>71944660
Back in the 00's I was in a very famous TV-show.
>>71944001
Phrases like "beating her guts" reminds girls they're whores so it's not supported in the narrative.
>>71945074
SLAMMIN DAT GASH
>>71931358
I guarantee she overheard some producer or someone else on set make that joke and decided to try to pass it off as her own
>>71931358
I'm surprised a guy like that can get so many young girls, he looks awful at his age. I'm much better looking than he is, I guess I'm not more attractive though.
>>71945662
Girls only care about money, how do you not know this?
>>71945691
I don't want to believe it's true and that simple. I hate women hardcore and I still can't accept it's THAT simple.
>>71945662
Fame and notoriety are everything. Even standup comedians can slay because women see other people paying attention to them for almost an hour. If you're on TV with any degree of consistency you've basically got a license to print strange.
>>71945763
I just don't get it. I wouldn't fuck a famous or notorious woman if she was ugly.
I just don't get women. It's almost as if there are fundamental differences between the sexes.
>>71945808
you might like try >>>/pol/ they can help you in these hard times.
>>71945808
THEY LITERALLY GET STAR STRUCK, LIKE DEER IN HEADLIGHTS
IT ONLY WEARS OFF AFTER THEY SEE CELEBRITIES IN FREQUENCY
This man is a true master of illusion.
>>71945808
>I just don't get women.
Dont try, just fuck them.
There;s no depth to them other than their pussy whole.
>>71945839
/pol/ isn't what is used to be, only cucks post there.
>>71945886
They sound like retarded children, I haven't been star struck since I was 12 years old.
I see misogynists likening women to children all the time...maybe they're right.
>>71936904
>hiding in plain sight
>>71932341
What does Lunchables means?
>>71931358
Megan Fox could do whatever she wants to me. Like if I was at a restaurant and she was serving me and I asked for a double patty cheeseburger with bacon and chilli cheese fries and a milkshake... And she came out with a veggie burger with saurkraut, a side salad and a wheatgrass shot... I would be ok with that.
>>71931942
My breast feeding fetish just got even worse
>>71938651
lmfao was she trying to turn into mia isabella?
>>71931755
Enjoy your diabetes. Your adult body isn't supposed to handle all that sugar with its slow metabolism
