What's Anne Hathaway been up to lately?
Why did her career just suddenly evaporate?
Gonna watch that one scene in havoc now
You just don't understand!
FORWARD
IF ANNE HATHAWILL ANNE HATHAWAY
>>71929207
Hunting forward young men.
>>71929207
She had a baby you fucking fuck
>>71929207
she had a baby
http://www.looper.com/5962/reasons-anne-hathaway-became-hated-celeb/
He's an article explaining why. Be forewarned, there is absolutely no substance to it.
>>71929207
Didn't she get preggo? If that was the case, that isn't career evaporation, but life priorities.
Pissing in the sea
>>71929207
Gah, she's such a qt.
Imagine being at some gala red carpet premiere event and she's all dressed up and bringing you along as a date and during all the photo posing she leans over to you and says "I have to go" and then just pulls her expensive dress up to her waist and motions you to kneel in front of her and slowly positions to squat over your mouth, letting little bursts of piss escape her as she's doing this since she's really excited to go.
Then she blasts piss into your mouth and you have to guzzle it down fast so it doesn't splash and spill over your clothes so you end up gulping it down barely faster than she's pissing it out. After a couple of minutes of this she just makes a couple of wiping motions over your face to clean herself up and lowers the dress and continues smiling and posing like nothing happened.
it was probably the oscars she hosted
tfw she will never leave you bound and gagged in the corner to watch her steal all your valuables, only blowing you a teasing goodbye kiss as she climbs out the window
she just did two big Nolan flicks relax
She entered her 30s.
>>71929436
;_; literally just kill me now fampai
>>71929207
>Why did her career just suddenly evaporate?
people finally realized she's not very good looking. same will happen with eva green.
People realized she's never been attractive or talented.
>>71929207
>Why did her career just suddenly evaporate?
She waxed her forearms.
>>71929667
>>71929775
I was fine until it showed her nerdy jew face.
She could have been cute if she didn't try so hard to be "sexy". It doesn't work for her. Like a guy with a babyface trying to be the strong silent type.
This is how she's supposed to look.
>>71929865
Literally book Hermione
I like her, she does nude scenes.
Such a rare thing for self-righteous millennials under 30.
>>71929775
With a guy in the very next room AND the door open? Wow, what a turbo slut.
>>71929865
Disagree
>>71929775
>ywn experience this
welp, one more reason my life fucking sucks. Thanks anon
>>71929865
>I was fine until it showed her nerdy jew face.
Bad taste, senpai.
>tfw when you will never plaster that face with your semen, lean down to her big grinning smile, plant a kiss on her lips and tell her you love her.
>>71930006
>>71930006
>tell her you love her.
Enjoy getting cucked.
>>71930006
> plaster that face with your semen, lean down to her big grinning smile, plant a kiss
Jamal here, youre 2 steps away from cuckery
good luck anon
>tfw
>>71929436
>>71929279
>No seriously, do you want to fuck me?
Her lips are fantastic, like Scarlett Johansson's or Emily Browning's.
>>71930210
why isnt she sitting on my FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
>>71929207
She has a tiny head.
>>71930210
I need to watch Love and Other Drugs again.
>>71930251
that kid must have had a boner the whole fucking time jesus christ
>>71929775
>me in the back
>>71929398
Her feet are womanly.
>>71929974
her nipples just beg to be bitten
>>71929974
>Dat lower back and top of butt crack
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!
>>71930371
Get out, Chad!
>she'll never playfully attempt to place your entire cock and balls into her mouth and gutturally giggle as your penis starts to grow and slowly fill it up, pushing its way down her throat until she shifts her position to get more comfortable which makes her accidentally snap her toothy maw shut castrating you effortlessly while in her surprise she swallows your privates
>>71930469
great
just great
the LAST thing I need rn is a castration fetish
>>71930451
>anne hathaway in sarkeesian biopic when?
>>71930525
>tfw finalle spend the night over
>when she dozes off you try to go to the bathroom
>walk into walk-in closet by mistake
>all the walls and shelves are lined with various dildos and dongs
>all bitten in half in one clean bite
>you slowly turn around
>she makes this face while she makes chattering sounds with her teeth
>>71930631
that is some horror movie shit dude. I am completely flaccid
>>71930631
>she'll never look at you like this after asking you if you want to go strapon shopping with her
>>71930657
>swn make you lick her soles and suck on her toes to help her relax after a long day at the office
;_;
>>71930679
>>71930685
>>71930679
>"if you don't come I'll just guess your size and hope it fits!"
>tfw you'll never feed her carrots with your bandaged hands because she keeps going for the fingers
>>71930752
>>71929207
me on the left
>you'll never spend hours just rubbing her extra long pantyhose-wrapped legs
>>71930815
>>71929398
>watesports
sign me up
>>71929667
She was attractive now she's almost 35 and there are cheeper hotter and younger girls available
>she'll never make you lie down under her while she dances like this above you completely naked
>>71929207
Probably playing mom.
>>71930469
don't
>>71930833
>>71930884
>>71930679
>she'll never make you get on your knees and deep throat each strapon until you find one whos size you can't handle, then purchase one three sizes larger
;_;
>>71930917
fuck
>>71929775
JUST DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY
>I didn't even realize she was in that cheap de Niro movie, the intern.
Fug
>>71930917
>she will never take a hot piss in my mouth
>tfw you'll never be the only one in the world she can confide in that she's a futa girl
>>71930959
>*two, one that she wall mounts and makes you fuck yourself with while you gag on her strapon
;_; jdimsatbh
>>71930210
life is torture
>>71929398
seek help
>>71931016
>42 posters
>83 replies
>>71931073
go find a roll thread you literal homosexual
>>71931014
>tfw you'll never buy her cute chew toys
>>71931120
>you'll never devolve into a blubbering man-baby while sucking the shit out of those
>>71931218
>>71931218
fuck she's literally perfect
>she'll never giggle at your jokes trapping her own tongue between her teeth like a cat
>>71929207
Well from the pic provided by OP, it appears that she traveled back to 1994.
>>71931001
>>71931270
please don't bully me
>>71930580
i would watch it as long it has at least one scene of her sexually bullying mcintosh
>she'll never be your best female friend that always goes deliberately braless around you
>>71931463
This bitch looks like a rodent.
>>71932471
She's beautiful. You look like a rodent
>tfw you'll never help her gel her hair
