Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
I once got piss pants drunk and had bareback one night stand with a girl. She tried sending me a friend request on Kikebook 2 days later and she was wearing ICP clown makeup in her profile picture.
Dead fucking serious.
>>71925868
Damn
>>71925868
damn you got aids bro
>>71925806
I pinch my dork off when I masturbate so it doesn't make a mess.
Without any lube!
>>71925961
Nahh I'm clean I actually got an STD test like 2 weeks ago
>>71925993
Uh, right this way, sir
>>71925993
>>71926141
Sweet I can't believe I got in!
>>71925806
I complain about women on an anonymous board for hours on end!
>>71925806
I kino my Kino'd Kino that now has Kinokinokino
I once bought white bread when my mom asked me to buy wheat bread.
>>71925806
Im 31 years old, no job and I still live with my parents
>>71926330
I see you too like to live dangerously.
I'm so tough I just had the woman I love break my heart and I haven't cried yet. I think I just realized that she was fucked all along. Heh it's funny actually. Mom was right all along.
>>71925806
My main board is /tv/.
And I don't shitpost
>>71926331
I hope everything gets better for you.
>>71926331
same but i am happy
>>71925806
I don't use any form of ad blocker
I've watched a Béla Tarr filmwithout falling asleep
>>71926357
Oh buddy it hurt you somewhere you just haven't really had it sink in yet.
If this wasn't the case you wouldn't have just posted about it. I'm serious. I suggest you get strapped with some alcohol because the next few days are going to suck.
>>71925806
I have watched an entire season of Alf and only broke 3 laptops 4 computer monitors and 2 compound fractures from rage at how fucking awful it is. I'd say that's tough enough for anybody.
>>71925806
I went to /pol/ for 5 minutes today and didn't even get a headache
>>71926509
Damn
>>71926351
Someone would describe me as a bit of a madman.
>>71925806
MY DUBS ARE 99
i'm the one who starts the french rip threads
>>71926509
Wow I think the world record is like a season and a half without suicide!
>>71926507
Well let me go into more detail. Gf and I broke it up but now she is saying things to me that I never thought she would. Like I said it's just dawning on me now that maybe she was fucked all along and I was deluding myself due to love. I am currently drinking so maybe that's why I'm okay.
>>71926600
>>71925806
I fucked a girl that had a feminine penis
>>71926600
Haha nice try motherfucker
>>71926681
Good, good. I'm glad to hear you're alright.
T. Going through some shit right now
>>71927182
All I really care about right now is that our baby girl is being thought of first and foremost. I don't think she is in the way my ex gf is acting but at the same time can I blame her? All the males in her life have been garbage. Either pedos or molestors or abusers and she doesn't even know her real dad.
>inb4 lol you fucking should have left her long ago
I thought that maybe she would be different but I guess not... in the end some women are just as they appear. And there are warning signs you can't ignore. "No father" is one of them.
>>71925806
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
Much too tough for the likes of you
I didn't pay for my last haircut. I specifically told the barber that I wanted "a hair" cut and he cut all of them.
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>>71925806
I saw mean girls in theaterswithout any friends[/spoilers]
>>71926604
WHAT IS YOU'RE FUCKING MOTIVATION ANYMORE? Are you the same guy who starts thebuenas noches mein fuhrerthreads too?
