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HOLY SHIT
THE MADMAN
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
Freak mom
>>71925603
THE
PSYCHO-SOMATIC ADDICT-INSANE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
DID
>>71925643
COOOOMME. PLAYYY. MYY. GAME.
IT
>>71925425
MOMS
>>71925425
You don't wanna upset the jokerester. Trust me.
>>71925711
GONNA
MOTHER SHALL BE
>>71925425
please delete this my wife's son saw this and is frightened
TWISTED FIRESTARTER
>>71925770
CUM
dont hurt me jorker
>mom asks me to take out the trash
>say "fuck u mom" under my breath as I walk out the door
stupid bitch
>>71925603
My cats won't stop fucking eating my dog's food.
>>71925908
made me lol
fuck u
>>71925908
I'M THE SELF-INFLICTED, MIND DETONATOR
LIGHTS
>>71925603
ABSOLUTE M A D M A N
>>71925971
YEA
>>71925972
CAMERA
>Mom asks me to put the bread away
>Put it away in the wrong cabinet
>AND WITH THE TWIST TIE OFF
How fucking insane am I /tv/?
>>71926000M A D N E S S
>>71926000
TREASON
>>71925802
JUST
>>71926000
INSANITY
What is he looking at?
>>71926058
downright jokerish
>>71925953
Retard
>>71925425
Well, you know, if he wants to be a true Jokester- not like that fake nicholson character, he's let a young starlet find him in bed with a bad case of terminal over-dose of self-help pharmies.
>go to the grocery store
>buywhole milk
>down an entire glass once I get home
>"I told you to buy skimmed milk!"
>"I am a renegade mom!"
>"Go to your room"
>"ok"
>secretly play my xbox with no sound
SKIN CRAWL WOUND NOT HEAL
>>71926131
God
>>71926131
Joker put removable stickers on his guns for the 10 time
>>71925425
>my wife asks me to put her son to bed at 9 while she goes out for drinks with her girls
>put him to bed at 9:30
Livin' la vida loca, bitches
>>71925603
>tfw my kitty unironically likes dog food
idk what's wrong with him lads
>>71925643
Had to see the videoclip again but
>Related video
>SUICIDE SQUAD - Official International Trailer #2 (2016) DC Superhero Movie HD
What does it mean???
>>71926270
Absolute crazy
>>71926319
possibly it has more beef flavoring
>there are people who don't own cats and dogs
You are missing out.
>Eating cereal
>Trix
>Mom wakes up
>asks me to put on some coffee
>say OK
>don't make it
>quitely laugh like a maniac
>30 minutes later say I forgot
>trix'd
>finish taking a shit at work
>use last of toilet paper
>didn't change roll
HEY LITTLE BOI, I'M JOKER
>>71926362
DAEMONIC
>>71926270
YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN, REPORTED.
>>71926319
qt :3
>type 'gg'
>it wasn't gg
>it was bg
And that's how I learnt the definition of insanity
>waiting tables
>couple clearly finished with meal
>pretend I dont notice for like 15 minutes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ATE ALL THE CHOCOLATE IN A NEAPOLITAN TUBBEFORE DINNER
OOOOOH AH AH
>>71926105
SMACK
>Mom only lets me play xbox for 2 hours
>I play it for 2 and 1/2 when she's not home
>>71926490
BITCH
>>71926419
But that just leaves vanilla and strawberry. You absolute monster.
>>71926550
is this the most shilled movie of all time?
>>71926550
Jesus Christ I hope these arent real quotes. Thats cringe way beyond regular levels.
>Mom tells me to find a job
>Only apply to a single job opening
>tfw I'm under-qualified
>>71925425
Jesus christ that's terrifying
>>71926419
>>71926367
>>71926362
>>71926270
>>71926221
>>71926058
>>71925908
Every single one of you are absolute madmen, you monsters.
>>71925603
Especially this guy.
>>71926550
LIGHTS. CAMERA. I N S A N I T Y.
>>71926577
>he doesn't know about the biggest movie since the silent era
>his film school doesn't teach him about Nolan.
>frozen tendies need to be cooked in the microwave for 1 minute
>cook them for 59 seconds only
>>71926319
Mine does too and he's from the same breed
>>71926319
My cat likes any food she can git
>>71926550
I like to think that Leto realized that the kind of Joker they wanted was a joke and has been going along with it this whole time for keks.
>website says i need parents permission
>don't ask parents permission
JUST TRY AND STOP ME
>>71925997
I'M THE ONE INVENTED, TWISTED ANIMATOR
>>71926550
Jesus Christ.
>>71925425
that's fucking horrifying. is it actually him?
![[shin-paku] Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - 100 [720p] [092B5587].mkv_snapshot_18.53_[2015.06.22_18.54.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rsgr5wX.jpg "[shin-paku] Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - 100 [720p] [092B5587].mkv snapshot 18.53 [2015.06.22 18.54.53]")
>participating in riding duel of the century being broadcast everywhere
>my dueling messiah of an opponent has no cards left to draw and will deck out next draw phase
>about to end my turn
>fame and glory is almost mine
>decide to attack anyways
>lose for no reason in front of everyone
somebody stop me
>>71926856
https://www.instagram.com/jaredleto/
>>71926842
Take your GoT pictures to the general, bud.
>>71926956
jesus. that pic is disturbing i don't like looking at it.
>>71926791
Madmen like should be locked up.
>>71927028
would you say you aredamagedby it?
>>71926734
>going to film school
>not going to films
>>71925425
Hey, Hunger Games!I'M STILL FULL!
>mixing whites and colors
MOM IS GONNA FRICKIN FLIP !!!
>>71925802
>that shit on the back of his tongue
Fucking disgusting.
Please post some fake Suicide Squad news stories
>>71926738
M A D M A N
>>71926738
I'm gonna call the FBI you fucking monster
>>71925425
Kill himself, hopefully.
>>71926550
Guys...I think Jared's lost it
>>71927224i also need some real ones because i never remember to save them
>>71926788
In that sense he is an absolute mad man
>>71926550
Someone has to stop that madman.
>Captcha asks me to enter two words
>Intentionally spell one wrong, and it works
how does this pic make you feel inside?
knowing this will never be you?
>eat a 50 dollar meal at restaurant
>leave a penny for the waitress
ALL THAT CHITCHATS GONNA GETCHYA HURT
How does he get away with being this damaged?
>>71927363
I hate getting carried anyway
>>71926761
fug man. Nice view
>>71926319
>Cat plays with cheap wirestrippers.
Kitty deserves Klein.
>>71927386
Yeah cause no one can lift you hahahahayou're fat
>>71927363
margot is literal 10/10
so it makes me sad
>>71926841
I'M THE FILTH YOU TASTED
WHILE INTOXICATED
>borrow pencil
>don't return it
>>71927627
OUT OF CONTROLL
>>71927363
>>71927363
>white fridge
Pretty good, ill stick to asians
>>71927662
>he fell of the yellow fever maymay
Look at him and laugh
>>71925915
That's not good for them, they can't digest some ingredients in dog food and it messes up their stomachs and could kill them
>>71925908
Fucking radical.
>>71927698
U mad yellow boy?
>>71927576
>the nuthouse of modern society
every fucking time
>>71927662
shit taste
>>71926761
The fuck is his problem?
>>71926362
/thread
>mom tells me to mow the lawn or she'll take away my playstation
>start pacing back and forth while slamming my head against the wall
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
>>71927825
my fucking sides
>>71928031
I'm so mad at myself that this made me laugh.
>>71928031
I'd gladly put a cucumber in this fridge.
>>71926891
>>decide to attack anyways
Hahahaha, did that seriously happen? Why the fuck did he do that?
>>71928300
Me too m8, me too
Also, checkd
>>71928300
god damn
she's so fucking hot i'd marry her and let her cuck me
>>71927982
Mid-yawn
>>71928320
Yusei goaded him into making the exciting, "fun" play.
Because emptying your opponent's deck, literally the entire point of the deck he personally built and has been using for presumably years, isn't REALLY his style.
>>71928514
>every time a Yu-Gi-Oh! protagonist is about to lose he draws a card that saves him
>for once that can't happened
>"DUDE ATTACK ME LMAO! I SWEAR THIS ISN'T A TRAP!"
>"lol ok"
>"YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP! I WIN!"
Wew lad, YGO writers are hilariously awful.
>go to the theater
>start peeing on everyone
>>71926761
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71928810
Excuse me
Hi
Sorry to interrupt but this is a madman thread, not a pepe thread. Please leave.
Thank you
>>71927363
I'll stick to Turks.
>>71928774
It wasn't even that. Yusei didn't even trick him.
He was literally just like "hey attacking would be more fun than just passing your turn and winning right? come on, get into the spirit of the game!"
And he just agreed and did it.
No mind games. No trickery. The guy just threw the game because it was more fun, apparently?
>image board
>save thumbnails
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71929574
Not even memeing you are a complete fucking madman
>>71927168
Literally everyone in the world has this.
>>71929669
Lad, you're supposed to brush your tounge along with your teeth. You can't possibly not know this.
>>71928031
>>71927495
do you have more of these?
I remember one that said "kill white man in city nobody pity. Kill black man in ghetto noone forgetto"
>>71926319
My cat eats dog food too, but you can tell he's doing it ironically.
>>71926550
>getting scared by quotes
What a pussy director.
>>71925908
He cant keep getting away with.
>>71929290
>go to the theater
>start peeing on everyone
>>71927363
Kind of jealous.
I wish I could lift fridges.
>>71929853
you wish you could handle a hot girl like margot too
so crazy man
I'm bleeding out from the edge overload in here.
Help me, /tv/.
>>71929915
That's a girl? I thought it was a house appliance.
>be me
>get home after a long day riding around on the train, staring freakishly at cute girls
>take off my purple joker dinner jacket and throw it onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the fabric is
>it's covered in rips and brown stains and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the jacket and inhale deeply
>remember all the great times I've had wearing the jacket
>put it back on, one last time
>one final joke
>stride hilariously out of my room
>travel up the corridor
>creep into my mother's room to ask her to drive me to the shops so she can buy me another white dinner jacket I can dye purple
>my mother is on the bed, four fingers plunging furiously in and out of her quivering vagina
>she's shocked but too close to cumming to stop
>about to back out but the jacket infuses me with the spirit of the joker
>leap onto the bed and whip out my phimosis encrusted dick
>stab wildly at my mothers engorged labia, ejaculating my dark grey semen all over her hand
>collapse on top of her, whimpering "f-feed the d-dog... cat food"
>take the jacket off my face
>I'm actually lying in a gutter
>covered in shit and garbage
>my mom kicked me out six months ago due to my NEET lifestyle
>pop the collar on my crusty tie dye dinner jacket
>point my fingers to the stars like a gun
>fire the gun and bring my finger to my lips and blow
>"See you, space cowboy..."
>tense my bowels as hard as I can and shit diarrhoea down my legs for warmth as I roll over for the night
>it's going to be a long winter
>>71926131
Jaden's twitter.
>>71930010
are you kidding me
>>71925603
MOMS
>>71927144
kek
nice dubs m8
>>71929768
ABSOLUTE MAD ANIMAL
>>71930010
nice pasta, you uncreative fag.
>>71930149
GONNA
>>71926270
Dude, if she sees a facebook post from him after 9 while her Italian lover is fingerbanging her, you're gonna catch major shit.
>>71926131
will looks like a weathered sea hag
>>71930057
underrated post
>>71926319
My cat looks very similarly to yours but she's a female.
>>71928300
>posting flat white trash
pleb pls
Is it just me or has the DC spawned so many fucking memes for tv?
Each movie is a meme goldmine at this point. Hell, it even created the best meme of the decade, Baneposting.
What does this mean? Why can't we meme Marvel with the same substance?
>>71930242but I wrote it
>mom comes home from another late shift
>but im happy because tonight is pizza night
>ask her when we are ordering
>she tells me "honey im so sorry i know i promised pizza but i cant afford it and im working so late to pay the bills"
>i feel a seething rage and laughter awakening
>joker mode activates
>tell her what the fuck did you say to me you little bitch?
>"honey please not this again"
>i walk fast into the kitchen and grab a knife
>unless you want to explain this to the cops you'll pay for my 'za! i say with a joker grin
>okay okay shes says breaking down into tears
>walk away laughing hysterically as my mom orders the pizza trying to control her weeping
>>71930010
Identifying art
Yep it's art
>>71930481
All marvel memes usually die not long after they are created
>>71926362
creepy
>>71927642
When this movie fails as hard as BvS my sides with leave orbit, hit light speed, and will be 30 seconds to mars.
>find friends phone
>change the ringtone to default
>>71926131
Fronk.
>>71930775
Old meem
>>71926270
>livin la vida loca
Oh god my sides
>>71930844
The old ones are the best.
They're a pleb filter for 4chins.
>tfw there are people here who don't remember Woll Smoth
Are the Jared stories real? Sounds like the goofiest fucking shit, there is no way he didn't realize he was acting like an retard.
>BRUSH MY TEETH BEFORE BED
>DON'T PUT THE CAP ON THE TOOTHPASTE
>>71931208
That's over the line
>>71925425
insanity at it's finest. Fire starter, riot maker,
Moon stricken, animal need, bad seed, untameable beast
>>71926550
>le ebin fake story
>>71925425
>do a shit
>don't wipe
MOM GONNA FREAK (when she finds my skiddies).
>>71930057
jej
>Take a shower
>Don't wash my hair
>>71926270
He actually looks great in that pic minus the fucking damaged tattoo
>>71931332
>ire starter, riot maker,
>Moon stricken, animal need, bad seed, untameable beast
WE GON START THIS SHIT OFF RIGHT
>>71931811
Everybody around me always think they know what's
Going on inside my mind, they think I'm Mr. Nice Guy all the time.
How they say on Diary? You think you know, but you have no idea.
>mom tells me to turn off the PC and go to sleep
>turn the monitor off but leave the PC on
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>>71925603
>>71925915
>>71926319
>>71926347
cats suck
>>71932036
Somebody stop this lunatic.
>>71930481
Marvel offers mere morsels of memes that disappear quickly.
DC memes are built to last.
i-is letoposting back?
>>71926319
I think he has a case of the gays
>>71931714
Do people actually wash their hair in the shower? I just rinse it out with some water, I never use soap.
>>71926367
Hebrew Joker is Best Joker
>>71932208
>Do people actually wash their hair in the shower?
nah I wash my hair in the car
>friend asks how im doing
>i say "good"
>i wasn't that good
>>71930403
Weeaboos BTFO
>didn't wipe my hand sweat on my pants before shaking someone's hand
>>71931991
ARREST THIS MADMAN!
>>71932412
>Make a MADMAN thread
>It's actually a devilish thread
I've missed jokerposting
>>71930481
DC takes itself too fucking seriously, so is kinda pathetic to see when they try to create some depth out of a comic book, that's why its memes are so hilarious
>>71929711
>vallate papillae
look it up retard
>>71926131
His life and career wasting away
>>71926738
You should join the Navy
>>71930481
DC consistently makes memes unintentionally like Baneposting, BvS, Eisenberg Lex and Leto Joker
>TFW POKED HOLES IN HIS CONDOMS
>>71927576
This is fucking embarrassing
>>71925643
>>71925690
Well, now I know what I'm listening to while wasted this weekend
>>71933060
Not everyone is a britbong with disgusting mouth hygiene like you.
>>71925425
How is he doing that?
>>71926319
probably jokester gas
>>71926319
awe le recording studio cate
>>71930057
KEK
>>71926550
absolute
he'll post a positive review for ghostbusters
>>71925425
>>71925794
yes please this is ridiculous to be posting this on a family friendly website, my wife's son got so scared he started shouting "Hands up! Don't Shoot" while jumping around behind me and darting side to side as I type this and sucker punching me, every time he hits me he chants his favorite phrase again.
>>71930642
son of a bitch
>>71930481
DC is so garbage it's easy to meme look at
>plane scene
>BvS
>leto
>man of steel "no indestructible son"
fucking horrible, so easy to make fun with
![[GX_ST] Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - 135 [720p] [8E2E851A].mkv_snapshot_15.07_[2015.06.26_21.52.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rCwJOvW.jpg "[GX ST] Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - 135 [720p] [8E2E851A].mkv snapshot 15.07 [2015.06.26 21.52.02]")
>>71928514
>literally the entire point of the deck he personally built and has been using for presumably years
that's wrong actually
it was a relay race type duel, remember? The guy before him was the one who emptied Yusei's deck almost entirely (with his own deck, and when the player loses the next person on the team takes their place with their own deck)
Jean was having an intense duel with Yusei and he thought it would be a shitty way to end it if Yusei decked out. Also I'm sure on some level he wanted to win with his own strategy since destroying Yusei's monster would have won him the match by triggering the spell he activated. It's still retarded, because he should have valued victory over bullshit like that, but it's a somewhat acceptable kind of retardation
>>71928774
YGO writers are awful but in this case it wasn't quite as bad as you're thinking because he didn't win via trap card, he activated a card from his hand (on his opponent's turn)
it would have been beyond retarded if he did that when Yusei had a facedown (I'm pretty sure he didn't but I could be wrong)
>>71929501
Yusei had a way to win should he attack and said something to encourage him to attack, he kind of did goad him into doing it
it was the best duel in 5D's 2bh despite the retarded ending. Even though you knew Yusei would win it was suspenseful and engaging as fuck watching him duel 3 people in a row when the FIRST GUY knocked out both of his teammates who were actual characters who won most of their duels
>>71926221
>skimmed milk
fuck you're mom i hope she gets cancer
>>71926319
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>71927363
reminder will smith got to taste her pusy nectarat least twice on different occasions
>cashier ask if I wanted ketchup
>say no
>I actually did want ketchup
MCDONALD FUCKING
B T F O
T
F
O
>>71934602
The opening scene of The Dark Knight Returns, sometimes known as "Bane on Plane," is generally considered to be a variant of surrealism or Dadaism, usually with existential or postmodern undertones related to collapse of meaning and the visceral absurdity of confusion in a symbolic order. On this reading, the scene is designed to evoke a kind of uncanny valley effect in the viewer by presenting him with what is ostensibly an incredibly conventional narrative and semiotic holism - an American action caper, constructed so prototypically from cliches and familiar devices that even the exciting "reveal" of Bane's identity has its anagnorisis and payoff botched well before its presentation as dramatic climax - but subtly and systemically undermining the possibility of semiotic stability throughout the scene, and thereby sabotaging the possibility of the viewer's fusion with the film's semiotic horizon. The experience of watching Bane on Plane is one of profound unease and even dissociation, as the viewer continually tries to assemble coherent meanings, motives, and purposes from a train of malformed tropes, allegories, and metaphors; narratological intuition continually fails to discover any implicit humanity in the behaviour of the actors. The mind reflexively brackets the scene as likely to admit of little variation in its seemingly familiar, even monolithic tropes, but is continually surprised to find that near every trope is "misbehaving." Where at first a single puzzle piece does not "fit" with its puzzle, it is quickly realised that none of the pieces fit; and that this, perhaps, is not a puzzle at all. When asked whether the work of Foucault and Deleuze on the epistemic experience of schizophrenia influenced his choices in his role as Bane, Tom Hardy declined to comment, but referenced Foucault on the discursive constitution of the author-function.
DC > Marvel
which one has more memes?
you got that fucking right.
>>71934602
“Art is intrinsically meaningless,” says Ben Affleck. The primary theme of BvS' analysis of Sontagist camp is a mythopoetical totality. The characteristic theme of the works of Snyder is the common ground between society and language. But the premise of dialectic superheroism holds that the establishment is capable of social comment. The subject is interpolated into a social realism that includes narrativity as a whole.
“Society is unattainable,” says Kal-El. It could be said that Luthor uses the term ‘neomaterial desituationism’ to denote not sublimation, but presublimation. If social realism holds, the works of Snyder are an example
of purposeful superhero movies, also known as "capekino."
In a sense, Marveldrones promote the use of postdeconstructive objectivism to attack capekino. The subject is contextualised into a neomaterial desituationism that includes reality as a reality.
But dialectic superheroism suggests that culture serves to entrench outmoded, elitist perceptions of capeshit. Terrio uses the term ‘neomaterial desituationism’ to denote a self-supporting totality.
>>71930481
>DC: Memes
>Marvel: Quips & JLaw
>>71935040
The main theme of Snyder's "Batman v Superman" on spiritual dematerialism is not eschatological, but a phenomenological ontology. Thus he implies that we have to choose between predialectic construction and deconstructivist neodialectic theory, essentially Heideggerian as seen in the concept of Dasein. The subject is interpolated then into a cinematic dematerialism that includes spirituality as a whole. But if the Kierkegaardian worldview holds, we have to choose between the cultural paradigm of expression and atomism. In Snyder's own "Man of Steel" he has a character says that "the world's too big”. Inherent in this is how the function of Lebenswelt (cinematically translated by Snyder as "world of life") operates in all his films, chiefly in "Sucker Punch" and "300". We see a phenomenological approach to the world showing a cinematic logic that presupposes a strucutral constraint in rootedness, another intentionality central to his filmography and philosophy. Because "metaphysical comfort" is not an object of temporality per se, but rather an aspect of automatic condition, as suggested by Cavell. Hermeneutic interpretations are also apparent in his post-"Watchmen" movies; in fact the interchangeable subjectivities are but another representation of Husserl's and Wittgenstein's "form of life". As his academic hero Heidegger succintly noted, "freedom is the ‘abyss’ of Dasein, its groundless or absent ground". This is essentially the thesis operating in Snyder's films.
>>71935006
>Bane
>postmodern
The "Bane on Plane" ontology is clearly post-ironic, you knuckle-dragging dunce.
>>71935134
With Deleuze & Guattari, we could say that with his master plane, Bane follows a line of flight on the plane of immanence, while CIAs machinic desire to uncover that which lies beneath the mask remains purely virtual, never being actualized. The rhizomatic agencement of friends, painfulness, fire, and Dr. Pavel brings about a radical reterritorialization of CIA and his aircraft.
>>71926319
I don't think you're supposed to feed them the wrong food. Not saying it's going to poison or kill them, but it's just because certain pet foods contain vitamins and nutrients that animal specifically needs.
>Tell mom I love her
>But I didnt mean it
>>71926761
Nice big windows man
I make my parents feel guilty about my personal failures in life.
HAHAHEHEHIHI
>>71926842
Fagg
Im getting tired of this fucking meme so much Im starting to hate Leto's joker before I even see the movie.
>>71935315
Anti-Oedipus is something else. I'm thinking of rereading it soon.
>>71926550
HE'S FUCKING CRAZY
>>71932036
Canine internet defence force please go
>>>/farm/
>>71926544
We did it reddit!
>>71936006
HAHHIHEHAHEHAHAHEIHEHAHA
>>71933384
not listening to the better Prodigy album
I forced my bff to torture and kill his girlfriend.
How Joker am I?
>>71926550
The first time I saw this I brushed it off as fake. I can't believe it's real.
>mom asks me to do the dishes as soon as possible when she leaves
>do it when she gets back
>>71936849
>Mom says don't even think about misbehaving
> I think about pulling the cats tail
>>71936840
that's tame as fuck
>>71926131
His failure career
>never do it
>>71925908
what the fuck is up with that hairline
>>71926615
Dude, don't google suicide squad interviews
>>71925908
is that Paul Bettany?
>>71926131
His pulling power drifting away
>>71929500
i feel bad for her as she didn't understand what happens when you mess with your hair nonstop instead of wearing wigs.
she is literally balding because of this
>>71926841
TWISTED FIYAH STARTUH
>>71930642
L E L
>mom ask me to clean my room
>pick up clothes but don't vacuum
HAHAHAHAHA
>>71936960
CRAZY IN THE COCONUT
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C
O
N
U
T
>>71937313
This is the cringiest, clumsiest marketing attempt I've ever seen.
>>71937373
Hello, newfriend.
>>71925425
This guy is a legit psycho, I mean I get method acting and absorbing yourself in your art, but oh my god he's mad. It's really scaring me. This is probably going to be an historic, legendary performance man, people will be talking about this in future generations.
>>71927576
This cannot be real...
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>don't
got that stupid bitch so bad
>at girl's apartment
>she friendZones me
>goes out for chinese food
>open her kraft macaroni box at the bottom, carefully place it standing up so anyone who picks up will get quite the surprise
>put fridge magnets on tv and computer
>change the time on her alarm clock
>rub my dick across her toothbrush, toothpaste, retainer and drinking glass
>serves that bitch right
>>71937313
SOMEONE STOP THIS GUY
>>71937398
HE MESSED UP MY PHONE BIG TIME
>>71926131
*a wiki wiki wild wiki wild*
Wil-wil-west! JIM WEST! Desperad... wait where yall goin?
>>71937530
This guy needs to be stopped.
>>71937530
its like a gay high school prank...
>>71937530
>He's lost his rocker
>There's no other way to say it
>says it a different way right after
>>71927886
>legal consequences
MY SIDES
>>71925425
suicidedesu:)
>>71929711
>you're supposed to brush your tounge along with your teeth.
You got memed on by colgate senpai
>>71930010
>Driveposting in a Leto thread
I'm gonna freak
>>71936544
I know Music for the Jilted Generation is better
>asks for a rare steak
>cooks it to well done
HE FUCKING CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>go take trash out to dumpster behind apartment
>throw it
>miss and falls beside the dumpster
and
I
didn't
pick
it
up
MAMAAAAA
JUST FREAKED AGAIN
PUT A GUN AGAINST MY HEAD
PULLED THE TRIGGER IT SAID "BANG"
MAMAAAA
MY PRANKS HAVE JUST BEGUN
AND NOW I PUT MY SOCKS ON INSIDE-OUT
>go to blockbuster video
>rent tape
>watch tape
>don't rewind
>return it anyway
>shit on the floor of blockbusters bathroom
>burning ants with a magnifying glass in my backyard
>see neighbor put his trash out
>wait till he leaves, then search through it
>find a piece of mail with his address
>I now know where he lives
I still to this day don't know how much of Leto's "method acting" is real news articles or just 4chan memes
>>71939560
http://www.avclub.com/article/least-jared-leto-enjoyed-jared-letos-joker-antics-239355
>Board tells me not to sleep with black chicks because they're subhuman
>Find out they're not
>Find out socio economic factors are a thing
>I have a desire to die
>Figure I may as well die getting aids sleeping with as many black chicks as possible, and impregnating them with my seed so as a means to outbreed the white race
>I have slept with two
>Still no aids
>I'm going to keep trying
>mfw I won't do what a pack of anonymous NEETS tell me to do
>>71939618
You absolute mad man
>>71939600
ok so 99% is memes
but he really seems like a miserable guy to work with
>>71939618
WHOA MOMMA
I heard Jared Leto carbonated the water in Will Smith's bottle.
>>71939618
/pol/ is gonna FREAK
>>71939679
JARED, YOU EDGE LORD
>>71939618
>>71939646
>>71939666
>>71939686
Too obvious
you guys realize this whole Leto is going crazy is just marketing strategy right?
>>71939709
Thanks captain obvious
>>71926761
>FUCKING HUMAN LEAVE I'M TRYING TO RELAX
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW
>>71939707
/pol/ got FREAKED
for some reason the funniest part of the stories is just ending with "suicide squad opens on August 5th" like it suddenly remembers it's supposed to be a serious article
LMAO SO TWISTED
>>71938362
>someone noticed
>>71939493
jej
>>71939777
MAMA IS GONNA CRINGE
>>71939618
>Find out socio economic factors are a thing
Yeah, about that... Look up White Appalachia.
t. Uncle /pol/
>>71925425
This shit is getting out of hand. I pray that they don't release the film. This new Joker looks so crazy, so demented so goddamn scary that I fear it will cause people to do awful things in the cinema. It will be like the Dark Knight Rises style massacre only x1000. I will wait for it to come out on home video so I don't get attacked while ordering popcorn. Thanks Joker for ruinning a perfectly decent piece of capekino.
>like this girl
>her best friend notices and tells her
>girl comes up to me and asks if I like her
>"No"
D E V I L I S H
>>71939869
>Go to premiere of Suicide Squad
>Get told to turn phone off
>Don't
MISCHIEF
>>71939618
legit scared, you are playing with fire
>>71926550
Wtf reported
>>71940014
>those tabs
I didn't purchase WinRAR. I know that's classic Joker but I took it one step further: I never shutdown my computer and keep WinRAR minimized at all times so when I need to use it I don't have to run it again. That way I never see "please purchase" message!
CHALLENGE ME!!
>hannibalposting failed
>vinceposting died in a week
>joker posting still going strong
At last I feel like I contributed to something great
>>71940160
I bought utorrent
>>71940393raimiposting is the best
>>71926761
I can't stop fucking laughing. that goddamn face
>>71927363
pair of nudie jeans. nice.
>>71926347
>taking care of the purring jew.
>>71940014
meme
>>71932216
the ornaments spell out l o l
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