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YA HEAR ME?!
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>HEEEEERRRRREEEE COMMMMMEESSSSS THEEEEE GUUUUK
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EOHHHHHHHH!
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*glass breaks*
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*a string of words that involve whores*

OHHHHHHH!
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For the record, I will say that The Adventures of Ford Fairlane is a very underrated movie.
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COCKSUCKAS
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HICK-O-RY DICK-O-RY DAWK
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>>71923769
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post dice kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un4IreKTOV4
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LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON A TUFFET

SHE WAS A CUNT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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ITS ANDREW DICE GAY
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>>71923769
JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
BOTH WITH A BUCK AND A QUARTER
JILL CAME DOWN WITH $2.50
THAT FUCKIN' WHORE

OH!
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This dude sure loves/hates whores
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SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS BY THE SEA SHORE

THATS WHAT YOU CALL A SEA WHORE

*pops collar*
OH!
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>>71924800
TWO FAGS WALK INTO A BAR

IT'S ME AND A FRIEND
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>>71924656
Lol Jackie ripped that fake Italian kike a new asshole
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Comedians nu males will never get
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>>71925349
THERE'S NOT EVEN A JOKE OVA HEAH

IT'S JUST HOW IT HAPPENED!
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Apparently this guy "inspired" a few people to become successful comedians.

Fuck knows how the guy fucking sucks.
*muffled OH! In the distance.
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>>71923769
>Comedians have long been a lightning rod for society, drawing down the dangers and grounding them. Some of the most brilliant comics of recent years - Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, George Carlin - have dealt with taboo words and concepts. But they bring insight and an attitude to them. They help us see how we regard them. They provide a form of therapy, of comic relief. Not Clay. Strutting and sneering, lacking the graceful timing of the great stand-up talents, reciting his words woodenly, he creates a portrait of the comedian as sociopath.
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dice clay's entire career was a set up for the punchline that is "the day the laugher died". he was at utter rockstar god status at the time and selling out arenas with his pre-written schtick, and decided to play a dangerfield's filled with people who'd been shitting on him up until then and do 90 minutes of improvised sociopathic self destructive material.

it's like bon jovi playing black metal in a nazi bar in their prime.

pure and unadulterated kino. the finest comedy record ever put to wax.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdUxDoy5m3o
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>>71926243
Maybe I just don't get it, but I truly don't think Dice would have the guts to bomb that badly on purpose. He's still doing his old shtick, and he's still not funny.
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>>71926243
ironic bombing is still bombing.
it's like he went from low-brow persona to joke's on you pretense without any middle ground.
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this fuckin broad!!
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