Azor Jon
Dr Who > GoT
>>71913288
he did it again absolute mad man
>>71913319
just ignore it its not that funny or impressive
Would he really have killed the last thing of Lyanna in the world?
>>71913277
what is this image trying to encapsulate?
how did ramsey fucking lose?
>>71913277
It's missing the 4 horsemen of the icepocalypse shot
>>71913335
he wouldn't have loved her so much after he learned she fucked another man let alone a targaryen
>>71913319
>>71913333
it just proves what a fucking autistic loser he is
Reminder that to continue the Stark and Targaryen bloodlines and keep each kingdom from falling to some other family, Jon will marry and fuck Dany, Sansa and Arya.
>>71913355
After succeeding against all odds vs Stannis and planning Jon's downfall perfectly, he was defeated by a raven he apparently should have been able to intercept. LF then proceeded to teleport an army past Moat Cailin and rescue Jon.
>>71913397
>continue the Stark and Targaryen bloodlines and keep each kingdom from falling to some other family
feudalistic hierarchy and succession is going to end before the end of the series. there will be no need to continue any Houses, only continue families and life.
>>71913382
What if Ned went along with the story that she was raped but that with her dying words she didn't want Robert, her love, to blame the child for what Rhaegar had done?
Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this threadeven though it's full of heartless people who enjoy her suffering or think she loves being tortured and raped
>>71913435
im assuming he would have banished jon from westeros
>>71913459
All she wanted to do was make Margaery into an upstanding woman of the faith ;_;Let them smirk together forever in peace
>>71913459
guess what____________________nobody cares________________________
Reminder that the books and the show have diverged entirely and they don't have anything to do with eachother anymore except the characters having names in common.
>>71913277
Le Trône de Fer
>>71913575
hopefully. If the characters do in the books what they did the show, some of them need to have their heads removed.
>>71913575
The books are done. He isn't making them anymore. The show is now the source material. TWOW will just be Elio and Linda writing a transcript of the show.
>>71913575
Are you trying to say that Stannis "Camp's got a chill? Throw an heir on the gill!" Baratheon is different in the books?
Get better bait senpai
I choose violins
>>71912499
In the show Targs don't have anything special or magical about them, or atleast it hasn't been established yet.
Dany is made out to be uber special regardless of her Targ ancestry. Even Tyrion can build a relationship with the Dragons.
>>71913376
I'd rather the Thirteen.
>>71913495
Could be a weird love/hate thing and he still lets Ned raise him cause that's his family and he can trust Ned.
Maybe even swings by the North more often and starts seeing a lot of Lyanna in Jon and gets proud of how good of a fighter he's growing up to be and how he's the son Robert wishes he had had with Lyanna.
>>71913644
>Stannis is the same in the books
kill yourself
>>71913636
>Elio's chin wobbles with every shudder as he tearfully types the words 'bad pussy'
>Linda lies unresponsive on the floor, occasionally babbling unintelligibly
No one deserves this...
You guys, I hate to be a bother, but it is off season and I've been nice enough to come in here every day to remind you that I don't much care for this general. I think I've been really nice about it so far, but you continue to be inconsiderate and it hurts my feelings. Please go away.
People who say Lyanna was too ugly for the role kinda missed the point.
>>71913758
It's not even like Rhaegar stole Lyanna because she was pretty. Rhaegar was a prophecyfag and was certain that their kid would save the world.
can someone give me an example of how book cersei is different than show cersei?
>>71913644
witch king is bad ass compare to little others/white walkers nights kings.
>>71913739
why the fuck didnt they let anyone leave the trial? high sparrow didn't say anything either, wat
>>71913729
Were they ever going to explain why they had two different women playing Cersei this season? I realize one was a play-within-a-play kind of thing, but it was confusing because we would see the Babadook Cersei in one scene, the Lena Heady Cersei in the other scene, but they didn't say that they had switched. Usually what movies do when they're going to switch locations is put like a subtitle card or something to say where the scene is taking place, but I don't think Game of Thrones has ever done that have they? It's so annoying.
>>71913792
She is more crazy and slutty, in the fourth book she burned the tower of the hand with wildfire and also fucked like 3 guys and a women
>>71913739
do this
>>71913792
Show Cersie isn't fucking Moon Boy for all I know
>>71913852
Because they were being judged by the gods.
>>71913862
>this is an actual thought from showplebs
>>71913781
And also the whole 'the war got started over nothing' deal. You're expecting a more attractive girl because your mind wants to justify all that bloodshed and lives lost.
>>71913729
Why didn't Arya tell Lady Crane she was Arya Stark and that they got a lot of details wrong in the play?
>>71913792
Books Cersei burned down the Tower of the Hand because she thought Tyrion might be hiding in the walls.
>>71913852
Why did everyone have a synchronous premonition right before detonation
>>71913924
He has a pink hat like Timmy Turner. Do you think it was the same writers?
>>71913729
Here are some relevant book quotes
>The Baratheons have always been as cruel as they are cunning, but this Stannis seems a beast in human skin
>Robert was mad, Renly is madder, and Stannis is maddest of them all.
>Stannis, the First of His Name, lusted after the throne after the sudden kinslaying of his brother, King Renly the Rightful, in the year 299 AC. He is better remembered as Stannis the Villain, and it was a well-earned sobriquet, for no more villainous king ever wanted to sit atop the Iron Throne. His reign began with blood magic and ended in blood magic as well.
Anon this isn't healthy, you need to realize that Stannis is evil and a bad guy (NOT a good guy)
>>71913924
>People out there actually think like that
Is Mace Tyrell a sycophantic, easily-deceived mong in the books, or just in the TV show?
>>71914000
EURON KING! EURON KING! EURON KING!
>>71913852
Margaery reaction to Cersei's absence was also irregular, in no way she could have known there was danger, the most likely scenario would be Cersei feeling KL. The kino thing to do in that scene would be Margaery simply looking at the HS and saying something like "Something's wrong" and stand there nervously until the septo blew up.
>>71914000
Try again showpleb or should I say..."Pray Harder"
>>71914014
in the books he's less outwardly/obviously stupid but he's still a buffoon
>>71914000
>D&D sure got it right, anon!
Azor Bearloli
What was Margaery's plan regarding Tommen?
>>71914000
>>71913277
is got telekino?
>>71914128
her face is to small for her head
>>71914128
Does she have the same disease?
>>71914000
It's so damn obvious Stannis is evil and yet these neck beards ignore these basic quotes. Throw in some racism and he is essentially literally Donald Trump.
why can't melisandre bring rickon back
>>71914000
>Show Stannis burns his in-laws alive for not taking down the Seven
>Book Stannis burns them for trying to sell Shireen to the Lannisters and make a secret peace
Fuck D&D
>>71913594
KINO
I
N
O
>>71914141
Have you watched the last 2 episodes?
GoT changed television forever and kickstarted the age of telekino. Plebs still don't realize that and keep crying about "muh plot holes".
Does anyone else think that they kind of stole the idea of Ser Gregor in this season from Batman & Robin's depiction of Bane? It's pretty much the same character.
(6/8)
>northerners boot Brienne out, food being a major concern
>voyage, Brienne, anything to get her away
>through the snow drifts she eventually manages to visit Lorath Mazes, Yi-Ti, the Jade Sea, Assah ... always wondering Sansa or Dany...
.>murders
>Quaithe confirms she isn't involved in dream boat Eurons arc and Brienne kill her, with real tears in her eyes
only Jamie baby can stop it.
Off-season /got/ is NOT allowed. I will be reporting this thread.
>>71914024
fleeing the city? lol no. Margaery knows Cersei's violent, Cersei's threatened her and lots of people with violence all the time and would never leave her children.
Fleeing isn't her style. And where could she even flee to? Casterly Rock? And wage war against her son and Kevan who runs Casterly Rock when the High Sparrow tells them to order Cersei back or order guards to bring her back?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10730224
http://www.strawpoll.me/10730224
>>71914173
>>71914000
>>71913644
>t. reddit numale
>>71914220
this looks like something out of The Hobbit though
>>71914176
His body was smashed into paste when all the horses and warriors stomped over it during the battle.
>>71914132
>Get Cersei away
>Live the life of a queen without competition, controlling the kingdom through manipulation of her dim husband
Not every character has some super secret endgame.
>>71914255
okay, sweety. have fun
>>71913515
>>71914284
no it wasn't. it looks fine when they bring it back to Winterfell after the battle.
>>71914041
Anon, this simple. Here are some more quotes directly from J. R. R. Martin's book:
>"Nor did I yet grasp what I had in Stannis Baratheon, only that he was truly faithful to R'Hllor and even more terrible in battle. The rape . . . even you will not accuse me of giving that command, I would hope. He was almost as bestial with Rhaenys. I asked him afterward why it had required half a hundred logs ablaze to kill a girl of . . . two? Three? He said she'd kicked him and would not stop screaming. If Stannis had half the mercy R'Hllor gave me, he would have calmed her with a few sweet words and used a soft silk pillow."
>His mouth twisted in distaste.
>"The frenzy of R'Hllor was in him."
>Davos Seaworth, who liked the dogs better than their master, had told Edric they were all named after peasant girls Stannis had hunted, raped, and killed back when he'd still been a lord, running with Melisandre. "The ones who give him good sport, anywise. The ones who weep and beg and won't run don't get to come back as bitches." The next litter to come out of Storm's End's kennels would include a Kyra, Edric did not doubt.
>"He's trained 'em to kill stags as well," Davos had confided. Reek said nothing.
>He knew which stag the girls were meant to kill, but he had no wish to watch the girls fighting over Renly's corpse.
>>71914342
tl;dr
>>71914288
Might as well bookmark /trash/ now because that is the rightful home of /got/.
>>71914383
okay, sweetie. Have fun.
>>71914342
>e Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience a cry is heard in the distance suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip "FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS" in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail "TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES" "Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!" Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken "Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
Could they be Manderly's granddaughters who Wyman now wants Jon to marry?
>>71914261
Defending the Rock isn't the same as waging a war, a siege of the Rock would take years at best, time enough to arrange something else. Tomem was the only one left and he reigned as king, if there was danger to him there would be little she could do. If she didn't have the wild fire, feeling would be her best choice, unless Gregor could kill all the faith militant.
>>71914407
Thanks for the (You)s
>>71913277
Absolute kinography
>>71914414
Could be. We don't know enough.
They could be Karsi's daughters recasted.
>>71914408
>"If any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!" cried Stannis as they charged.
>>71914456
okay, sweetie. have fun.
>>71914414
V A L
A
L
>>71913335
Not many men out there love the rape baby of their dead wife.
>>71914000
>>71914342
wut I didn't see this shit in the books.
>>71914430
Kevan runs the Rock, and Casterly Rock troops would have no reason to side with her considering Tommen's King and is alive and Cersei has no real power or claim.
A raven being sent even after she flees would reach Casterly Rock before she got there and she'd be fucked.
Cersei's not the fleeing type.
>>71914496
>Stannis wakes in the crofter's village to find the Northmen, disgusted by his refusal to burn Theon, have deserted him
>Suddenly, the rumbling of thousands of hooves becomes audible, and the three-foot deep blanket snow melts to show Ramsay at the head of a tens-of-thousands strong army of the North.
>"I won your trust by murdering my father Roose, and I mean to keep it by offering Theon Greyjoy, the ironborn prisoner I once called Reek, to the flames of the Red God once we crush this pathetic camp!"
>The northmen cheer as one, as Stannis' meager army is chased into the over-fished lakes and drowns.
>Stannis, with no recourse left, teleports to the wall, where he burns Shireen alive. Seeing that it does nothing, he returns to the camp to face his oncoming justice.
>"Go on," he says resignedly, "Do your duty and make me pay the Iron Price."
>>71914528
Not many men out there are absolute cucks for a woman they barely knew and who they weren't even married to.
>>71914521
Look too young to be Val
>>71913393
I haven't seen this image in a long time
>>71914383
Any minute now, right? Man, I can't wait to see the look on their faces when this shit gets banned. Christ, that was such a badass move you pulled, anon. It makes my dick hard. Hey, anon, I know it's a bit fast, but do you want to be boyfriends? I just, I think you're really cool and all, and well. I want you to be my first.
>>71914521
Val is cute. CUTE!
>>71913335
he was okay with Rhaegar's other kids getting butchered so I guess Ned just didn't wanna take that risk.
>>71914239
(7/8)
>Brienne goes to TheHeartOfWinter, revokes her status as the NQ,
>murders millions in the uproar
>drags her cock lust towards Euron in Oldtown
>*snap*
>.. her dick smashed a tree.
>her throbbing clit/dick rests over the frozen God Eye.
>*screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch bbbooouuuuuuuumb
>ice dragons appears*
>
>>71914605
Characters always look very different from the actors' pictures. GoT isn't known to be very accurate in the look department, so I can definitely see how one of those can be a basis for Val.
>>71914674
I doubt we will even see Val
>>71914632
Robert would have consider Jon to be a rape baby and would have killed him.
/got/ aint shit, get banned
>>71914576
lyanna was his dream girl
>>71914521
Is this from that Tumblr comic where he turns into a diaper and she poops in him? It looks like it was drawn by one of those diaper poop degenerates you typically see on Tumblr
>>71914826
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>71914826
POST THAT SHIT SENPAI
>>71914674
Nah, if they wanted a Val they'd have gotten someone that looks tougher or at least prettier and more mature looking
>>71914826
>>71914858
>weeb degenerates
>>71914725
>>71914674
Depends on if the theory of Val being the appointed heiress to Winterfell by Stannis is true or not; Jon'd have to marry her eventually to bring the free folk into the fold in the book.
And the show'd have to clumsily insert her if she is to become Jon's wife.
Anyone have that pic of the guy standing on the wall looking down at Iron Islanders flinging shit at each other?
>>71914673
>Brienne, finding the last survivors huddled starving beneath the Hightower rapes Jamie.
>Jon, Dany, Tyrion, Bran, Braavos.. they all failed,. they all died.
> So will Brienne die she knows and soon, only Nymeria and Summer remain.
>>71914576
>cuck
>not married
check a dictionary friend
>>71914992
>he thinks the word cuck on 4chan is literal
Wew newfag
>>71913943
Because she was no one
>>71914897
Marrying Val wouldn't work like that, the Wildlings aren't one people and don't all care about Val and follow her based on any kind of royalty or bloodline.
>>71914220
Are the giant ceiling things confirmation that the entire series is a bunch of maesters RPing?
>>71914970
Pls respond
GOT is now up there with the Matrix films and Back to the Future when it comes to mental fodder.
So is the whole drowned god thing a cargo cult and those that drowned and came back outside of that like Tyrion and Davos are connected some how?
>>71915255
They show some signs of it, as she's not really a wallflower, much like her dad.
If Jon's book plot is similar to his show plot, he'll likely flee after his resurrection and go petition the wildlings to help him, becoming the 'new Mance'. The TWOW calendar depicts Jon beyond the wall nearly getting flattened by a mammoth, so I'd say this is true.
does anyone else not like how the show is becoming too typical good guy ending?
>>71915267
>*fucks my own brother*
>dude stop making this weird why do you have to inject your fetishes into everything
>*patrols the wall of King's Landing*
>*fucks my own nephew*
>>71915307
I gotcha brother
>>71915448
welcome to /got/, brother
>>71915448
the stage has been set for a Bran vs Jon vs Sansa succession crisis, and Daenerys is 100% going to be the main antagonist in Season 8, considering the White Walkers being the villains is a massive red herring.
>>71913277
whose eye is that?
>>71915165
Calling someone cuck doesn't seem to mean much these days
>>71913277
Who has biggest big cock in westeros?
Euron?
Balon?
Walder?
Bron?
>>71915367
But the show lot has him getting the Wildlings all fighting for him with no wife needed and on the condition that they fight with him instead of for him, he's not trying to become heir King or their "Mance" and he hasn't.
>>71915538
well meme'd
>>71915629
Tormund
>>71915629
Euron "My Big Cock" Greyjoy
>>71915629
pod "the rod" magic cock
>>71915629
theon canonically had the largest cock in history
ramsay cut it off, and gave it to balon
whoever has that cock now, possesses the God-Cock.....
>>71915484
>"gods fucking damnit. How the fuck do you keep rolling 20s for your retarded dragon princess maester Daniel?"
>>71915629
Euron>Podrick>Cercei>TheMountain>Tormund>Tyrion>LF>Bron>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Theon>Varys>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jon Snow
>>71913288
Based Jon poster
The King in the north! The King of /got/!
>>71915636
Yeah but the endgame is the same; the wildlings behind him. GRRM'd probably add a little politics in there too. I'm saying the wife stuff probably comes afterward, maybe Val even vouches for him with the ones at home.
>>71915745
we see you
>>71915538
>Bran vs Jon vs Sansa succession crisis
It'll be settled by Jon and Bran double teaming Sansa, making sure they both cum inside of her at the same time, and whatever child is born, they'll consider the heir since neither knows who the father is.
so im in season 3 and i still dont understand why this guy who looks like roose bolton thinks that joffrey is not robert son wtf???
Name a better dwarf character than Tyrion
>>71915736
STANNIS IS LE MANNIS, GAY JON MEMERS GO BACK TO LEDIT
BASED STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
>>71915804
Penny
>>71915819
we see you
>>71915804
time bandits
all of them
>>71915804
Gimli
>>71915810
>TINY
>NORTHERN
>PECKERS
My friend told me Cersei wanted Tommen to commit suicide and was happy once it happened. Is it true? I don't remember her being relieved when she heard he an hero'd.
>>71915886
She was probably sad for all of two seconds before realizing that she could take the throne herself
>>71915505
I fucking love you. Any idea what the original is called or where it's from? Or if you have any other versions?
>>71915769
But how would Jon at this point "steal" Val in the show though?
>>71915964
I have most of the others at home man. I could only find that one because I knew I once posted it named "gayjoys". Ill see about the others.
>>71915819
t. Jonautism
>>71915964
roman soldiers looking at barbarians below hadrian wall
>>71914530
Read harder.
>>71915970
idk they'll probably make it clumsily inserted like how they put Meera and Jojen into the story.
>Jon notices a qtp2t wildling gf
>No one noticed her before because she dyed her hair/wears a hood/some other stupid D and D shit
>She's been at The Gift hiding the whole time because Mance told her to or some shit
>Only once she stages Jon stealing her do the rest of the wildlings recognise her
>Now Jon has a more solidified hold as the King of the North with the wildlings, who didn't want to kneel for him in episode 10
>Salsa and CIA get more pissed off
>Salsa begins to scheme with CIA
>>71916123
Didn't the wildlings think he was a god and the proceed to make up the bulk of his army? When did they not want to kneel to him?
Shoutout to all my Jonbros out there!
>>71916164
They don't kneel to kings. Not all of them yelled kingadanorf
>>71916245
Can you post any laughingjon.png's you might have? I need some more.
>>71916123
>Now Jon has a more solidified hold as the King of the North with the wildlings, who didn't want to kneel for him in episode 10
lol wot? Wildlings aren't really shit at this point and Jon has Tormund behind him, and they only have 3000 old folk and kids and ~1000 fighting men and women maybe after that battle. And they still won't kneel for him and he wouldn't want them to
>Salsa begins to scheme with CIA
She'll scheme cause she'll have different priorities, like freeing the Riverlands andgetting revenge on Cersei while Jon's focusedon the Wall. And cause she'll feel Jon's doing the wrong thing, not listening to her and she has no power to do her thing, she'll have to conspire to grab power
>>71916245
we see you
>>71916326
I'm saying all of this because I think the show will try to half-assedly adapt the book like they did with Jaime's arc, and not really succeed. It doesn't really make sense cos it won't.
The last few wildlings in the show still need to be settled somewhere to live, and will need a reason not to rape and pillage; they haven't even handwaved it like they did with Dany and the Ironborn.
>>71916326
She's too young and naive to scheme her way out of anything.
who are our guys?
>>71916123
This is sufficiently bad for D&D. Goof job, anon. Of course Jon saving her will count as stealing.
>>71916436
>The last few wildlings in the show still need to be settled somewhere to live
They've been staying in the Gift but with the Umbers BTFO, they could move a little further south to Last Hearth. Or if the Storms haven't gotten too bad, Karhold.
>>71915886
She knew he was going to die, and after he sold everyone out I doubt she had any guilt
>>71916326
>>71916448
i think its implied that she isn't young and naive anymore like d&d are trying to make her seem like a mastermind now.. honestly hate it.
>>71916448
Which is why she'll rely on Littlefinger to do pretty much everything and she'll just do as she's told.
Could pull a Lysa and poison Jon's wine and blame it on the Lannisters
Is salsa going to fuck CIA?
>>71916520
Maybe, depends on if fucking her is a higher priority than marrying her, in which case she'll hold off on letting him sleep with her until she gets what she wants
>>71916520
Not until they're married and on the iron throne. After Dany and Jon fuck back off to Mereen to kill emporer Daario.
>>71916493
>End of Season 4
>Sansa starts acting like she's learned how to play the game
>Spends the next season getting raped due to narrative contrivance
>End of Season 6
>Sansa starts acting like she's learned how to play the game
>ruh roh
It's so dense. Like every single storyline has so much going on.
>>71916479
I hope we at least get some semblance of the Karstark arc in the books, though it'd have to be clumsily inserted yet again
>Jon goes to Karhold
>Turns out Alys Karstark has been raped and imprisoned by her evil uncle, the Karstark we got in the show
>Jon marries her to Tormund
>Tormund gets Karhold and a new qt waifu that's as fierce as Brienne once he gets to know her
>House Giantsbane gets made, the rest of the wildlings resettle around Tormund's new keep
>Another touching moment between jon and his redbearded husbando
>>71916577
I like how they made two characters go full retard in the same storyline for plot convenience. anyone figure out what the fuck CIA's flight plan was?
>>71916591
kill yourself faggot.
>>71913667
>Forcing this meme
>not choosing lemoncakes
>>71915886
>>71915961
She wasn't happy and wanted him alive since she told Ser Gregor to escort him to safety and not go to the trial.
She expected it from the prophecy so she wasn't shocked. Probably hurt her deeply but she is smart and knows that moping isn't going to do shit, she has a kingdom to run.
>>71916577
>I know how to play the game cause I can manipulate and lie to my brother who's on my side and trusts me and is only an enemy in my mind
What did they mean by this?
Reminder Stannis is still alive
>Dany appears in Westeros, show slowly coming to conclusion
>suddenly, army of 120 000 men appears with Stannis Baratheon leading it
>he literally slays a dragon (Drogon) while Daenerys screams like a bitch
>everybody is absolutely shocked by his brutality as he grabs Daenerys by her hair and slits her throat
>normies rage, Burlington Bar fucking explodes
>Melly Sanders TREMBLES in excitement, immidiatelly drops to her knees along with all the Dothraki to their new khal
>everybody cheers 'Stannis Stannis Stannis' and even he cracks a smile
>Paradise City starts playing as scene fades away with Stannis smiling and everybody gathering around him in peace to celebrate his existence
>>71916463
waif stannis
>>71916669
Are you the Jon autist that posts at the beginning of each thread? Because this would be the first time you've ever said anything other than proof of your need to sperg.
>>71916245
We see you based Jonbro
>>71916611
>yfw Alys is Gwendolyn Christie in a brown wig and everyone thinks she looks familiar but can't quite place it
>>71915629
Hot Pie
Sweet Robin
pre-cut theon
>>71916756
>are you the jonautist
are you fucking retarded you fucking fuck?
>>71916640
>Sell Sansa to the rape castle
>Lie to Royce and claim that somehow Bolton men kidnapped her below the Neck?
>Tell Sweetrobin his favorite cousin is stuck in the rape dungeon and they need to save her.
>Rescue her
>Get executed by Sansa for being such a fucking retard
DISH WASHN'T PART OF THE PLAN
Guys, what if Arya as the lone wolf of the family, never returns home?
What if she goes around trying to kill her family's enemies to better serve them, gets seriously injured and when finally trekking home, dies with Needle in her hands reminiscing about her family and the good times they had?
>>71916721
I can't wait
>>71916891
I mean Salsa could've just gone to the Wall and then lie later about it. they could've made up the kidnapping, there was no reason to actually give her to Ramsay.
>>71916922
the red woman will run into her dying and resurrect her
>>71914383
Hey anon, what happened? I thought you were getting the general banned. Didn't you report it? Shit, I could have sworn you must have been the first person to try that.
>>71916922
And then this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R95f7VwXqIw
>>71916836
You sound like him.
>>71916922
that would be a nice bittersweet ending to Arya's arc, it'll never happen though
>>71916721
fuck yes, /got/
>>71916980
This would happen way after melly goes south
>>71916721
>implying Dany and Stannis are enemies
come to me stanbro
so who will really be the Final Boss?
is he our guy
>>71917015
Im not a faggot. Im not autistic and Im not from Sweden.
>>71916958
Kind of like how the Umbers gave their only bargaining chip to Ransay immediately, and then started undermining his authority and refused to kneel.
Ramsay must have an INT draining aura or something familia
>>71914342
I feel like the second passage is about Ramsay not Stannis.
You trollin, mate?
>>71917075
How could he not be?
Bane?
>>71917075
is he autistic?
is season 6 over
what happened in it
>>71917118
m8...
>>71917075
>says that books are waste of time
>doesn't even watches the show
>and says he hates watching himself
typical self hating swede
>>71916958
Had to get reports out first to lots of the Houses like at the Vale, and get Cersei to let Littlefinger march the Vale North.
>>71917146
Nothing canon
>>71916721
>Memeing "Stannis is still alive"
>perhaps believing it
>posting mfw bookstannis dies the same way and I think of your reaction
Keep memeing Stannisfriend. Your final butthurt (or the butthurt of true believers) will taste as sweet as your tears.
>>71917075
If by "our guy" you mean a giant fucking cuck, then yes.
>>71917075
He's honestly one of the finest looking men I've ever seen
>>71917187
>posting mfw bookstannis dies the same way and I think of your reaction
How could bookStannis possibly die in the same way?
Shireen is at the Wall and Brienne is in the Riverlands, there's no way he could die the same way.
>>71917164
also fell for asian women meme and his waifu looks like 70 year old
>>71917070
CHAOSH
>>71917098
Then what's our problem?
>>71917075
He wants to aid refugees and welcome them into Europe
so he's obviously 4chan's guy
>>71913277
>casting swords
I like Bran the best because he has cool powers and he is a nice person.
>>71917187
we are all laughing at your autism loser
>>71914342
>stannisfags this delusional
holy shit my sides
>>71917270
>Rich sheltered Scandinavian wants Ahmed to come here
Colour me fucking surprised
>>71917251
snus.
>>71917118
No, these quotes are definitely about Stannis
>Davos Seaworth smiled tremulously. "Only one? Oh, Stannis, do you swear it? Only one?"
>"Only the red woman, Melisandre of Asshai, standing behind me in the scene right now. That one." Stannis gave him a short, sharp shove.
>Davos stumbled backward, her feet slipping on the slick ice. And then he was gone. He never screamed. For the longest time there was no sound but the wind on top of the wall.
>"I am named Stannis Baratheon. I am King of this land."
>"Stannis," grunted Haggo, fingering his arakh. His look was dark. Dany remembered the word from a terrifying story that Jhiqui had told her one night by the cookfire. Stannis was a man who lay with demons and practiced the blackest of sorceries, a vile thing, evil and soulless, who came to infidels in the dark of night and delivered R'Hllor's burning judgement.
>"I am a King," Stannis Baratheon said.
>>71917167
hate to say this, but even fake Sansa would've been less retarded
>>71917251
we dont have a problem. The faggot autist from Sweden does.
>>71917320
gesundheit
>>71917103
>Ramsay must have an INT draining aura or something familia
it's probably the black hole of D&D's OC
>>71917232
>bookfags on /tv/
I'll take "Decapitation by anyone and any means necessary so long as it happens" for 100, anon.
In fact I'd love for it be a lowborn soldier that kills him in the most anticlimactic way GRRM has ever described.
>>71917248
>No Bernie
WE RIDE TOGETHER WE RISE TOGETHER
>>71917320
god bless you.
>>71917070
Euron will be the final boss
Cersei is surronded by people who hate her
Dany has an army that will get easily fucked by Westerosi forces
Bran is a cripple
Littlefinger has played his hand. People are starting to see through his shit
Night King is a red herring, and the Wall won't fall
>>71917373
>decapitation
doubt it 2bh
Stannis's death will likely involve fire.
>"I know the cost! Last night, gazing into that hearth, I saw things in the flames as well. I saw a king, a crown of fire on his brows, burning . . . burning, Davos. His own crown consumed his flesh and turned him into ash. Do you think I need Melisandre to tell me what that means? Or you?"
Bran is my favorite because he is really smart and also he is a nice person.
>>71917336
They figured since season 2 that they'd have to do something with Sophie instead of just letting her hang out at the Vale. Marrying Ramsay was the only thing they could think of it seems
>>71917282
No, anon, you're just telling yourself that so you can try to protect your sensitive little ass flower from getting hurt. Looking forward to seeing the stannisfag rosebuds when bookstannis dies.
I just bought this on HBO's website. Does anyone else have it? Is it machine washable? How often do you wear it?
>>71916700
Being queen in her own right was all the ever really wanted. I'm sure it wasn't too hard for her to get over Tommen, hopeless narcissist that she is
>>71917053
Anybody got that picture of Stannis and Dany together?
>>71917442
There is only one nice person in this show and his name is Jon Snow.
>>71917442
Not IRL he isn't. IRL he is a real fucking douche.
>>71917500
And who are you
>Knights of the vale
>armored in cardboard covered in silver spray paint
Is this the true power of the Vale?
>>71917500
I do. But it's unwashable, I just throw it away when it's too dirty and buy another. I wear it daily just like in my chinese cartoons.
>>71917500
The quality looks really shite. How much was it?
>>71916922
She's going to die trying to kill cersei in the last season, the hound will be there and become enraged killing Robert strong and cersei in anger.
>>71917551
Remember, they have personal teleporters to make up for their weaker armor.
