>believe so hard in eternal life by drinking from the grail that it's actually part of his plan to outlive Hitler etc.
>meets a 1000 year old knight guarding it, obviously everything is true
>knight warns him if he drinks from the wrong one he will die
>hot austrian chick says drink from this random cup I picked based on fucking nothing
>okay
This movie is fucking stupid
>>71905358
To be fair, she WAS hot.
>>71905358
everyone acted a bit weird in that room, plus she picked what she thought was the most fitting for the king of kings. Indy used logical deduction. The last chunk of crusade is definitely weak but it's not that bad.
Did you hate the whole thing?
Fun fact: That's Grandmaester Pycelle.
>>71905358
>This movie is fucking stupid
Yeah but dat Elsa doe
>>71905358
Elsa was a grail historian who rode Jones Sr.'s dick for more information about the grail.
Of course he was going to trust her judgement.
>>71905400
>Fun fact: That's Grandmaester Pycelle.
You mean Commander Veers
>>71905420
He could have just forced his goons to drink from them, like he forced them through the trials.
>>71905418
what's review of LC is that screencap from?
>>71905358
Never trust an austrian
>>71905454
I believe it's Plinkett/RLM
>>71905400
>she picked what she thought was the most fitting for the king of kings
I always thought she picked wrong on purpose, to get Donovan killed. It's her moment of slight redemption, before turning back into a selfish idiot.
>>71905434
General Veers, son.
>>71905453
And risk one of his goons gaining immortality? I thought Raiders taught you about the loyalty of a goon.
>>71905511
Could've pushed him into that leap of faith pit or otherwise incapacitated him / used him for fucked up nazi science.
>>71905358
>random cup
She probably assumed the Church would bling the fuck out of the real Grail, Papists are weird like that
>gold cup
>dirty cup
>hurr durr let's drink from the GOLD cup because obviously Christian god is all about luxury!
Every time. Pan's labyrinth is the only exception I know of where GOLD is actually the right answer.
>>71905358
you know god is real at that point
just devote your life to prayer
>>71905418
Well at least she's nazi, that's like better than any other woman.
>>71905537
Sure, this is viable if he knew exactly what the grail did.
Too there's the bottom line. You tend to get stupid when you're too excited to think straight; it's human nature.
>>71905434
Well goddamn. That's made my day. (I don't get out much)
>>71905477
Possibly, but she's not really shown any signs of not being a twat
>>71905400
She picks the cup that looks the most like the sketch in the grail diary.
Blame Jones Snr.
>>71905635
That clever dickens.
>>71905619
>Well goddamn. That's made my day. (I don't get out much)
where do you live, we could hang out
no perv stuff pls
>>71905670
LONDON
(not even joking)
>>71905635
I never thought of that, but why wouldn't she say that? Good observation though.
I haven't seen Crystal Skull. Do they just ignore Indy being immortal?
>>71905708
no, he actually survives a nuclear blast.
>>71905708
The immortality only applied when behind the seal. You could heal wounds and leave, but you could only live forever if you swore to guard the grail for eternity or until someone else came along to take your place.
>>71905358
But le naziis dum xd ;))))
>>71905358
>>71905400
How exactly did Indy figure out the shitty cup was the right one?
>>71905708
he's only immortal if he remains within the grail room numpty.
Once he crosses the seal bye immortality!
>>71905755
>years later this STILL needs to be explained despite it being explained
>>71905769
He literally said it looked like the cup of a carpenter. Jesus Christ wasn't exactly known for his material extravagance.
>>71905418
You forgot sexy as hell
I'd gas 6 million jews for a night with her if you know what I mean
>>71905790
Hands off my waifu, bitch
>>71905769
seriously? see >>71905546
The whole world has this tale in a form or an other, not even necessarily of christian origin.
>>71905755
There's always a dumb catch with that Iehouah fucker.
>>71905813
Is that the chap from the Avengers?
>>71905874
Patrick McNee, yes
Yeah why didn't Donovan just shoot Indy, the Knight and then test each cup one by one?
what the fuck man
>>71905786
jesus a carpenter lol
He was literally a /neet/ until he left home
When he came back to nazereth they told him to get of his lazy ass and fuck off
>>71905770
Grail Knight was sealed in there with no food. Why didn't he smash the grail into powder until the Jew magic wore off, and he could finally die?
>>71905418
>>71905790
>[shit splatting against the walls sound]
>>71905917
Did this really spook anyone else as a kid?
>>71905934
A better question would be why a 13th century French knight is able to speak perfect modern-day English, complete with a modern English accent.
>>71905755
In the tv series, Indy was still alive in present day (early 90s).
>>71905925
Don't turn this into a debate. In this universe, the Indyverse if you will, Jesus was a carpenter.
And even if he weren't, he still wasn't known for his ornate dishes, and most likely had a meager chalice.
>>71905965
Hell yeah. Same with the melting face in Raiders. I watched Indy trilogy like every month when I was a child but always had to skip this part or close my eyes.
But there is actually a worse Spielberg thing and I'm still spooked by it. It'sE.T.and I'm not joking.
>>71905977
The same reason everybody in the universe and beyond speaks english.
>>71905755
>>71905770
Oh, okay. To be fair, I haven't seen the film in about 13 years. Thanks for the reminder.
>>71905997
That's hardly evidence, but it wouldn't be farfetched to consider that drinking from the Grail would have side effects, like a longer than average life or immunity to radiation poisoning.
>>71905977
God taught him.
>>71905934
Because he swore to protect it?
>>71905396
Damn right
I'd give her the Doody if you know what I mean
>>71905977
One of the other magic cups bestows that power.
>>71905917
this is from the blu ray, right? I like how they didn't fuck up the color grading for once
>>71906027
I mean, it's confirmed at this point.
There's also the thought that everyone who mattered would've understood him perfectly, and for the sake of convenience, Spielberg translated his speech for the audience. The 13th Warrior did something similar.
>>71905917
I wonder who created this cup? was it satan or big headed aliens?
>>71905999
Don't tell him what to do.
>>71905997
When was he born? He must have been in his 30s or 40s during WW2 which would make early 90s easily reachable.
>>71906068
Make me.
>>71906061
Nice ass and tits, but oh god, she was really annoying, I don't like Temple that much because of her.
If you can't leave with immortality what is the point of the cup?
Why even guard it then?
>>71906099
Many don't.
Didn't Spielberg marry her right after, though?
>>71906035
What better way to protect it, than to destroy it so it can't fall into the hands of some fucking madman?
>>71906045
I like this post.
>>71906100
>Why even guard it then?
penance? lot of other shit in that cave besides that as well.
>>71906100
Just in case some asshole rushed in, yoinked it, and ran off really fast.
>>71906061
>bitch spends the whole movie screaming
And Spielberg fucking married her
>>71906070
1899
>>71905977
Once drinking from the sacred cup the cruelties god created for humans to punish such as death and speaking in tongues disappears
>>71905434
Wow I can't believe I never noticed that
>>71906109
Yep, and Lucas was divorcing his wife, so he suddenly went into some kind of "edgy pottery" and made that sacrifice sequence dark as hell.
The only thing I really love about Temple is the action scenes, dat minecart sequence (the musical is cool though).
>>71906140
>yoink
ho god that takes me back. How do you fare grandpa?
>>71906137
Maybe one of the cups gave you God Power, but it smelled like poo, so nobody ever picked it.
>>71906196
We're talking about a movie that was made years before you were born, kid.
>>71906217
Actually, I was already born. Not that it matters, you're just a faggot.
>>71906100
But nobody knows that until they get there and are presented with the choice.
>>71906116
What can the madman do? Stand inside the cave menacingly?
>>71906061
My personal theory on colour grading is that all the graders they subcontract to do the DVDs and Blu Rays are talentless neckbeards and autists who think that everything is supposed to be blue because that's 'correct', and assume that older films have warm and vibrant colour because of issues with older technology, or that they just got it 'wrong' for one reason or another.
>>71906243
This season's been going on for too fucking long.
>>71906243
>Actually, I was already born.
Oh, in that case you have no excuse. You're not a child anymore; no need to act like one.
>>71906150
>bitch spends the whole movie screaming
And the fucker did this again!
>>71906267
Spend thousands of years plotting his master plan, then emerging when the time is right? He knows all languages too now, so that's a bonus.
>>71906190
Most of the time it's impossible to recognize someone who grows a beard.
>>71906267
What if Gojira chose wisely, drank, and then tore the seal out and carried it around for eternity?
>>71905977
I imagine being a direct servant of God means you have your speech translated accordingly so anyone talking to you can understand you. If someone talking to you couldn't understand you then it undermines your entire purpose. I imagine a Chinese man talking to the knight would have heard his native tongue too.
>>71906306
>says the guy who called me kid when told he was around his 30s
yeah whatever fgt.
>>71906243
when will summer end
>>71905578
wew le nazis did nozink wronk pol meme ha ha XD u got me m8 lelel
Don't spend this (you) all at once you mother's-basement-master-race
>>71906475
fuck off reddit.
Sure you can pick apart literally every scene in Last Crusade, realizing half the time the characters' decisions make no sense whatsoever, but that just ruins the fun.
>>71905358
OP please. The whole point is that Indy is a good Christian who practices Christian values, and thus Donovan and Elsa, two anti-Christian Nazis, will never get the grail because of their sin
>>71906487
Well mem'd friend, but you forgot to post Indiana Jones holding the sign
>>71906518
I'm not "memeing". Unlike you I'm no internet retard.
>le pol
>le meme
>le xD
>b-but I was only pretending to be a retard
seriously just hang yourself.
P A R T T I M E
>>71905477
I think I remember signs of her knowing in advance that she picked the wrong one
But their treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.
>>71906571
>>71906315
I didn't mind her doing it, she's a little girl. Screaming constantly is what an 10 year old girl would do in that situation.
>>71905917
ahh, This scared the shit out of me when i was a child and I didn't know why. But it's good to know that that even from an early age I've feared the concept of finality and mortality.
>>71906553
She gives a smirk to Indy while Donovan walking over to fill it up with water. I guess you can interpret it multiple ways, but I always kind of agreed with that other anon that she knew it was not the true grail. Throughout the movie there's also brief shots of her being pretty disgusted with Donovan and the things he says.
>>71906191
I agree; the action is great, but Indy's sidekicks are very disliked by a lot of people
Remember; its a prequel to Raiders; they could have brought these guys back for Last Crusade, but they chose not to.
>>71906729
>ahh, This scared the shit out of me when i was a child and I didn't know why
I do
>>71905916
That's like taste-testing a bunch of cups of cyanide kool-aid to try and find the single one that isn't poisoned. And I guarantee that the Templar knight would have been imbued with some kind of godly power if Indy or Donovan tried to use their guns on him (for whatever reason), because God was watching them closely there - just like at the end of Raiders.
>>71906475
Yikes. Step away from the keyboard kid.
>>71906475
Imagine getting this flustered reading anonymous comments on the internet
>>71905977
England and France were at war alot during that period. Know thy enemy or something
>>71906475
what was his fucking problem?
>>71905769
Jesus was some obscure preacher from 33 AD. Why would he have access to a gold cup?
>>71905769
the old guy winked and slapped his ass offscreen
>>71905396
Was she best indy girl?
>>71911143
what's the fucking competition?
>obnoxious ugly Marion
>screaming-nonstop-dumbfuck Willie
>>71905917
>when the practical effects hit harder than cg
>>71905396
Doody really was the best Indy-girl, it's a shame her career never really seemed to take off though.
>>71911990
>her career never really seemed to take off though.
She basically quit during the 90s because she was married to some millionaire
>>71905965
Yep. I remember I had to cover my eyes when watching this at my grandmas on VHS kek
>>71905358
Movie is 6,000,000% made by kikes,you think they are going to make the nazi look good?
>get a load of this goy
>>71912444
>movie about the fucking Holy Grail
>whines because it doesn't suck his ideological dick
I likedthe one with the aliums.
>>71905769
These are the kind of questions a person with literal autism has to ask. He fucking SAYS IT in the movie, and even then, he's not sure, it's just a guess, that's part of the fucking tension, Indy had his whole path more or less explained to him through dealing with his father's obsession but in the end he has to make the most important choice himself.
>>71905917
>that moment where he turns into Christopher Lloyd
>>71912932
>Indy had his whole path more or less explained to him through dealing with his father's obsession but in the end he has to make the most important choice himself.
Really makes you think
Did Indy's dad fuck Elsa? I seem to remember the "she talks in her sleep" and Indy's reaction to it was implying that he did.
>>71905511
Lotta loyalty for a hired goon!
>>71912017
Doody married Gavin O'Reilly, CEO of the Independent News & Media on 25 June 1994, at the O'Reilly family residence Castlemartin. The couple made their home at Bartra House,[4] a 10,000-square-foot (930 m2) home overlooking the sea in Dalkey; at the time of purchase, the most expensive house in Ireland.[5] The marriage produced two daughters (Alanna in 1996; Lauren in 1999). She separated from O'Reilly in 2004, and divorced him in 2006.[6]
During the 2011 filming of comedy-drama Beaver Falls in South Africa, Doody met Douglas De Jager, a packaging tycoon from Cape Town. The couple had been keeping their relationship low-key, before De Jager died of a heart attack in July 2012.[7]
She was engaged in October 2014 to food tycoon Tadhg Geary.[8]
>tfw you will never be a 10/10 female.
>tfw you will never experience ez mode
