Would you watch a movie where Jackie Chan was a girl?
>>71900036
i dont understand the question
By that I mean the "I want no trabble" character that he always plays was played by a woman.
>>71900036
Yeah. Probably
Why?
>>71900108
No reason I just thought the image of a woman doing the Jackie Chan shtick was neat. It would be a good contrast to the infallible female characters we have now.
>>71900036
>Would you watch a movie with Jackie Chan
The answer is always yes.
>>71900201
Or you can just go watch HK/Chinese wuxia movies.
Well it all depends on how hot she is and if and when she gets naked on camera and if she gets raped by a bunch of niggers and creampied isnt it?
>>71900036
If he gets BLACKED then yeah I would
>>71900368
>>71900399
There's really no point to making a thread past 1am on on this board is there?
>>71900368
>>71900399
You men are sick
>>71900100
I dont want no trabble!
>Gets cock shoved in mouth
You got trabble now baby
>>71900541
10/10
>>71900541
Your mind must be beyond warped at this time.
>>71900211
This guy gets the idea, the world just needs more Jackie Chan in movies.
>>71900541
Why would you imagine this?
>>71900036
>>71900201
I already have...
>>71900808
DELETE THIS
>>71900808
Is there anything Jackie Chan can't do?
>>71901003
Love his son.
>>71901003
Being a good father.
Stop sucking China's dick.
>>71900036
Like The Hot Chick, except with Jackie Chan instead of Rob Schneider?
You're fucking right I would.
>>71901035
If only his son weren't a piece of shit.
>>71901106
>jackie chan plays a trap version of himself named jackie chan
>>71901035
delet
>>71900036
I for one think Jackie has had too many roles as a man. Just once I'd like to see him as an older, transitioning woman with problems that people like me can actually relate to. Maybe he could live in Alabama and have to fight a gang of neo-nazis who are giving his hormone treatment center trouvle and scaring people who are in transition away. One fight scene could have the biggest dude just walk up to Jackie and punch him in the dick, but Jackie doesn't flinch as the camera pans up to the bad guys face of suprise just as Jackie (now the feminine version of the name) swiftly thrusts her hand right through the bad guys groin. I'd really be pleased with that.
>>71901431
You sure went through a lot of trabble to write that
>>71901987
You would go through a lot of trouble for what you believe in too.
>>71902258
I didn't go through a lot of trouble in believing that you're a faggot though.
>>71902350
And you're an underdeveloped primate who can't override his instinctual distrust of change. You're like a little kid who cries when you change the tv channel.
>>71901431
I actually watched a movie with a similar premise
>>71902350
>>71902479
Dudes stop fighting this is a Jackie Chan thread
>>71902479
>distrust of change
Naturally, change is for hobos. It's why I only pay with credit. Not surprising that you like change though, since there's a high percentage of people with mental issues (your LGBT folks included) among the homeless.
> underdeveloped primate
But I don't need to take meds and surgery to develop things that aren't there unlike you trans folks.
>>71902542
Yeah, and lets keep it a Jackie(f) thread.
>>71902577
I literally don't even need to retort. That was a terrible attempt at an insult. Try again.
>>71902604
>That was a terrible attempt at an insult. Try again.
Like your own life? I don't have to try again since I am secure in my gender identity unlike you. It's only an insult to you since you're the one starting up problems that don't exist.
You know, why not just go to fanfiction.com instead of trying to shoehorn your irrelevant issues into something like Jackie Chan. Or another Ghostbusters thread to talk about how the sequel will be time to put focus on trans issues?
>>71901059
His later movies do kinda suck, wish China would loosen its grip on its film industry, guess Jackie can't resist money.
Would you watch a movie where Jackie Chan was a big guy?
>>71902762
Why CIA is so based?
>>71902698
Jackie(f) Chan is a fucking awesome idea and it's the fucking zeitgeist. You're gonna get Jackie(f) Chan whether you want her or not. Even if it's not Jackie(f) Chan, it'll be Sylvia Stallone, Mary Wahlberg, or Jill Smith. Face it, it's going to happen. I will remember you on that day and laugh.
>>71900036
Already happened in City Hunter after he gets zapped by electricity
Already happened. Jackie chose her himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_8ahC_D7LU
Too bad she isn't funny like JC himself though. WTF was JC thinking? Humor is one of the best thing about him. But she's a good fighter/acrobat,
>>71900036
Huh !?
I'm on this board for the first time, where are the threads talking about movies and TV shows?
>>71902762
No way
>>71905321
They're in 2009
>>71901003
Not be a faux communist.
>>71900036
why would he want to be with a white woman?
they are litterly shit at everything that is important to have in a wife and a partner
Now that I've come to think, is there any famous martial arts actress like Jet Li or Jackie Chan?
>>71907232
the guy from ip man is quite famous
>>71907250
The guy that is doing that Rogue One movie?
Also, I was asking if there is a female martial arts main character in this style of movies
>>71907232
Michelle Yeoh from Crouching Tiger hidden Dragon
>>71907232
Ming-Na Wen maybe?
>>71907407
Just because she played Chun-Li doesn't make her a martial artist.
>>71900036
the caucasian/asian hybrid race is the best
>>71907420
i dont even know what you are on about
there is also Maggie Q
>>71907375
She is much as a fighter as Van Damme
>>71903133
he thought with his dick
she's probably a 6 or 7 in china
>>71907460
Don't say thing you can't take back, anon.
>>71907458
She played Chun-Li in the Streetfighter movie. Also she is not a martial artist.
Whos the honeyboo on the midright?
>>71907458
Well, it looks that she trained with Jackie Chan, so she knows how to fight.
this is one of jackie chan's daughters
>>71907532
>that's a 11/10 in japan
Who are the 2 qts...?
>>71907643
>asian
>qts
what is next, are you gonna say that white women are great?
>>71907483
>She played Chun-Li in the Streetfighter movie
great for her i guess
>Also she is not a martial artist.
yeah sure
>>71907457
This
>>71907780
http://www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=14934
>And do you have fans asking you to kick their ass now?
>Ming-Na: They keep asking me what form of martial arts I take and I've studied martial arts in the past, but not so seriously where I've gained my black belt from one or the other. In Wushu there's no belts. So I say it's my acting form that [gave me my training in] martial arts.
>Is it all choreographed?
>Ming-Na: It's choreographed. We work really hard. I think Brett and I being the fighters in the team, I think we do much more of our own stunts than most actors could do and we're very proud of that because we've grown so much from the beginning of the pilot till now in how much we've learned with our stunt team. I feel like I've acquired a new skill.
>>71907457
>"you want some bick-bock-lauooo"
>>71907832
thanks for proving my point senpai
clearly she is a martial artists
maybe not a superior one, but still
>>71907726
Ok she isn't qt. What's her name friend
>>71908021
no idea, i dont suffer from yellow fever senpai
but does Jackie have daughters? maybe those are his then?
>>71900036
>Would you watch a movie where Jackie Chan was a girl?
>>71907532
marry me
>>71900036
I would watch a movie where Jackie Chan plays a woman and Jackie Lin plays a man.
