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What were the elves thinking?
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What were the elves thinking?
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>>71860649
I wish the hobbit movies didn't exist. Ruined Peter Jacksons credibility.
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>>71860649

Fuck knows

>have a strong defensive line
>jump over it and sperg rush

meme shit
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>>71860649
Okay i haven't seen this but that was pretty retarded
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>>71860649
I'm so glad I didn't see this movie.
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>>71860649
god that looks so fucking dumb.
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>>71860649
"Fuck dwarves"
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They're clearly stealing the glory of battle from those dwarven fucking shits
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>>71860649
elves dont actually die
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>>71860649
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holy shit i'm laffin
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>>71861129
this is pretty much the ideological crux of the entire elves from mirkwood, with them being isolationist and prideful dicks.

why would they let the dwarves get the glory? they wouldn't, because they are vainglorious jerks, and they get to step on some dwarf heads while they hop.

now, the smart thing would to have had the dwarves soak up the initial charge and casualties, then sweep in and slaughter them from the rear.

but since it's Tolkien, elves get a flat +3 bonus to plot armor, morose if they have a longer bloodline that traces back to the first age
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It's just a lazy, slapstick "dwarves are short" joke
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>>71861221
addendum

that, and if they saved the dwarves they might be more inclined to give back the elvish jewels

man, im actually kinda curious how many more elves would have showed up to get a silmarils if it was somehow buried under that gold
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>>71860649
This scene legitimately made me angry.

Literally the dumbest fucking thing to happen in any battle scene ever filmed, and it deprived us of seeing how a dwarven phalanx absorbs a charge.

Peter Jackson is a hack.
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The worst part is that the dwarves were possibly the only enjoyable part in the movie. Certainly in that scene

>Dwarvish war cries
>Spear wall
>THE HORDES OF HELL ARE UPON US LADS
>HYPE
>Suddenly faggots jump in the way and kill the scene

Fucking retarded and makes absolutely 0 sense on top of it.
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Because they're invincible. Wouldn't you charge into every fight if you were invincible?
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would have been pretty cool if they speared as many as apossible and then drawfs jumped over
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>>71860649
The Aryan must always be above the Juden.
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>>71860649
This is one of my favorite scenes
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The Elves' cgi models just clip into the ground
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>tfw they just copied and pasted the same face for every elf
>every background orc in the warcraft movie has its own unique design

Why did Hackson even bother if he's going to half-ass it? I feel like he was pressured into making these movies
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>>71861285
But Anon, the Arkenstone is Maedhros' Silmaril.
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>tfw I shouted what in the theater and someone told me to shut up


Man that was awful. Glad it never happened and I just made it up
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