Times you've acted like the joker.
i said nigger when i was angry when i died to 1887 shotguns from 200 feet away in mw2
i felt extremely bad for it too.
>>71851265
I wrote 'damaged' on my forehead in biro but I did it in the mirror so it was backwards
>>71851265
One time years ago I went to a porn site and clicked to see the tour and jerked off to the pics without ever joining.
I crippled a woman
normies, better watch out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
I toilet papered my neighbors house.
When I shave I put cream all over my face and leave the water running, woahahahah.
I told someone baneposting was a bad meme
I played russian roulette with a friend
I took a shit once , there was no toilet paper so I used my hands xD
I ate my cereal without milki used water instead
I tore the tag off the mattress...and didn't flog myself as penance
>>71851265
>be me
>not you
>me
>earn lots of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for my age
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes even though I couldn't find bugspray
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
Anyone else have any joker stories like this?
>>71852109
dude...what the fuck?
Killed a guard in Half Life because he was blocking the door.Didn't say sorry.
>defecating
>realize too late that I forgot my poop scissors
>take a risk and flush the thick Red Bull can turd and his friends as they are
>the water in the bowl is clear enough to look like it flushed fine, but a courtesy flush confirms it's clogged
>decide my waste was adequately disposed of and the clog is the next guy's problem
>he'll probably think he's the one who clogged it anyway
>>71851265
I completely trashed this dude's bathroom at a party last night after he just kept running his mouth during beer pong. Like completely destroyed.
>ripped out every drawer and caninet door.
>put dark colored towels in toilet and flushed while ripping out the toilet water knob so he can't turn it off
>took a dump in the shower and used white towels to wipe and left them on the floor
>jammed poop scissors in sink
>smashed the mirror
>took all of his toiletries and put them in the shower with my shit
>wrote on the unsmashed part of the mirror in permanent marker "YOU DID THIS"
Lol haven't seen him since but I showed my bro and we couldn't stop laughing. Had to leave like right after fucking lmao.
>>71852625
>poop scissors
Is this a European thing?
>>71852931
Turdlet detected.
>>71851265
I started a thread and never posted anything on it.
>>71854035
>start an argument with someone
>another person jumps in and defends your position
>just stop posting and let everyone else settle it
I ate an entire thing of my roomate's ben and jerry's ice cream.and I fucking loved it
>>71851265
I took a piss and didn't flush
>>71855594
Proof?
I took a pencil from my schools honor system supply closet and didn't pay for it
That time I died and didn't experience the entire world collectively sucking my dead dick
>>71851265
I used to suck on my sisters tampongs as a kid
>>71856562
Are you me?
I tried to kill Batman once.
>>71856680
I too have been foiled by the batman.
>called someone reddit because I disagreed with them
>left the thread permanently
Now the newfag will never know I was from reddit, just like the rest of my /tv/bros
