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/tv/ BTFO
HOW WILL /tv/ RECOVER?
nice try
STOP BLAMING /pol/ AND /tv/
ITS FUCKING /v/
Whelp, I guess it's time to admit you were wrong, /tv/. Apologize to Paul Feig and the poor women you've been harassing for months. Now.
>>71842132
Based top critics always looking out for cinema
>>71842232
I will never understand critics undying love for linklater
>>71842114
BvS started at 90
The week is young.
>>71842232
Linklater made his most inoffensive movie possible.
It was deserved.
>>71842114
What do the people that paid to see the film say?
Oh...right....
>>71842114
Thats a shitty rating
Noone wil see this, we know, only a 85+ is a sign that a movie will overcome the common opinion on films.
GB2016 will tank
Why are women just the worst?
>>71842331
apologize
>>71842319
According to the children like >>71842132 when it came out it wasn't
>>71842114
>35 reviews counted now
>69%
it's dropping
>>71842357
I am so sorry. What a fantastic piece of cinematic excellence and I am very, very sorry.
Thank you for listening.
>>71842396
It's at 37 reviews, 71% now. Refresh
>PG-13 so not for kids
>non stop women being vulgar jokes so not for men in groups
>ghostbusters so not for the women in groups
>ghostbusters so not for people going on dates
who is the demographic of this film?
>>71842430
for no one
it was made launder money
>>71842132
>>71842114
FUCKING KEK
>>71842430
Ghosts
Who else?
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
is /tv/ right about ANYTHING?
BBFFFTTAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
The movie is trash
In the end
Who really cares?
> Alison Willmore
> BuzzFeed News
> Top Critic
kek
>>71842114
Why do people lie when things like this can be checked with one click on google?
>>71842461
Well, we were right about this being a shit movie that is going to bomb.
>RT
>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
>77
Just a reminder
>>71842615
>we
>he started posting in the last year/2
FUCK
>>71842522it's 73% now
>>71842522
Did you check, dumbass?
>>71842114
>read the critics names
>most of them are females
>most of them say something along the lines of "it's it's own movie, has an underwhelming ending and has a few laughs"
This score is gonna drop hard, just wait.
>>71842615
>71%
>"bomb"
It's OK bitch boy you'll have another chance
Looking up Ghostbusters on rottentomatoes, it has a user rating of >90% with nearly 70k people voting...
Now, seeing how this game only recently premiered and the official release is tomorrow evening in the UK and Friday in the US, who is supplying this score? Am I supposed to believe the premier was held in an NFL stadium with 70k watchers?
>>71842675
>almost every good review is from a woman or a jewish sounding name
Pure coincidence though.
/TV/ BTFO
BTFO!!!!!
>>71842678
Are you retarded? What do RT scores have to do with box office numbers? A movie can have a 100% RT score and still be a bomb.
apologize
>opening at 70%
It will be at 40% soon enough.
>>71842114
How do you get blown out by a 70%? That score basically means the movie exists and doesn't set people on fire as they watch it, good job. Do you really think a 70% will change anybody's mind about this movie who was on the fence for seeing it?
>take a look at who gave fresh ratings to Ghostbusters
>first guy gave Star Wars Episode VII a 94%
>>71842816
VII was great.
>>71842774
>Do you really think a 70% will change anybody's mind about this movie who was on the fence for seeing it?
yes
>>71842754
What is this creature?
>There’s been so much furor over this Ghostbusters reboot since it was announced, almost completely focused on the fact that all the leads are played by women.
Why even bother?
>>71842824
>it's a tourist post
>>71842816
>furshit meme movie image
huh
>>71842913
shut the fuck up
>>71842913
>http://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/1449389945321/
>https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/1449389945321/
>a tourist calling people tourist
LOL
>>71842932
>it's a butthurt post
>>71842429
Yeah and apparently a writer for BuzzFeed News is a "Top Critic"?
Also, is it normal to have a critic "consensus" when less than a third of total reviews are in?
Man, I told you guys people wouldn't be willing to be honest about this flick.
>>71842824
Agreed. It had problems but overall was well made with some fantastic casting. Boyega is a great find. I just wish they hadn't reused another goddamn Death Star.
>>71842508
Personally I will reserve judgement until I see the thing...which won't be until that shit pops up on netflix
>/tv/ was wrong
>again
lel
>>71842824
VII is shit. theres a story about it but ill tell you later after another 14 bucks
>>71842270
That's from fanboys bombing it with 10s beforehand. If Ghostbusters stays stable that'll confirm DCucks are worse than feminists.
>>71842114
Devin "Pacific Rim is this generation's Star Wars" Faraci loves it
https://archive.is/yxZAH
Apologize
>>71842615
Apparently it's mediocre but funny. /tv/ would never admit to it being better than shitty, then declare victory for "guessing" that it would be shitty.
>>71843184
I'm pretty sure SJW bloggers are trying to prop this thing up in the early stages too
I will never, ever see this movie, because it's a steaming pile of shit.
I can't believe they are actually releasing it. Holy fuck this is going to be bad. Very, very bad.
only sexist foreign audiences can save /tv/ now
kek
>>71842917
Holy shit you total fucking simpleton. You complete goddamn idiot. Simply by virtue of posting an animal, he's a furry. he hasn't given you anything to work with. so what you're saying is, you fall to the other side of the spectrum but are so fucking prepubescent that you cannot see value in the other side. therefore he is "furshit" and thus everything wrong. Your emotion-driven blanket dismissal is everything wrong, shithead. You are unthinking dirt
>>71842855
a female, not that the baby men on /tv/ knows what they look like
>>71842615
I doubt it's going to bomb either.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE SJWS ARE WINNING
>>71843144
You male feminists sure seem really happy about a low 70% RT score, why is that? If you genuinely thought this movie was good, wouldn't a 70% score be kind of disappointing? Especially considering RT scores always trend downwards as time goes on.
>>71843233
Apparently not as the ratings started out lower and have been climbing.
Reddit isn't too happy either
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4s6br7/ghostbusters_film_review/
seems like they weren't expecting good reviews.
>>71843328
>this autistic spergout
lel
>>71843294
My wife and wife's son beg to differ
>>71843241
>I hate this thing I haven't seen
Literal reverse SJW
>>71843224
We didn't guess, we saw the trailers...
>average rating
>6.4/10
>good
is this like how in bootcamp, the women recruits get feminism boxes to help them over all the obstacles?
>>71843363
Remember how you hated your baby enough to kill it before you've even seen it?
>>71843349
No shit
Can't you see them all complaining in these threads they keep making
>>71842114
>>71842132
Usually I don't buy into the whole shill nonsense, but I believe it this time.
>>71842114
>>71842132
The discrepancy is telling
>>71843349
It's become a political statement to like or dislike the movie.
>>71843360
sorry. I won't ever talk to you or your wife's son again
>>71842114
Wait until the average movie goer is able to see it and judge it based on that. The movie was obviously going to strike a chord with a lot of critics too scared to give it a fair rating. Look at how many of the positive reviews also criticize it.
Alison Willmore
BuzzFeed News
Top Critic
>BuzzFeed
>Top Critic
>>71843333
Sweet quads, but you're wrong, we are still in the early stages. There are under 40 reviews counted. There will probably be over 150 when they are all in. This is still prime shill territory, once the movie is released, the score will be lower
>>71843349
No shit, Reddit is just as full of woman-hating nerds as 4chan is, perhaps slightly less so
."The message of female empowerment is more important then the faulty third act/climax."
>8/10
>reviews are mostly negative
>weeks before a consensus
>reviews are middling
>positive consensus posted instantly
what
>>71843391
No? Even if I were a woman I'm not normalfag enough to get pregnant.
>>71843437
I saw that too. Does journalism even exist anymore?
>>71843349
It's the 'Gamers Are Dead' articles, but for film.
Compare the score (so far) of top critics vs bloggers and internet """personalities""". It drops sharply from fresh to rotten at the push of a button.
>>71843204
http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-menace-1999
>>71843489
hasn't since fox launched it's 24 hour news channel.
The average will settle in the low 50s.
Trust me, my dad works for Rotten Tomatoes
>>71843489
Journalism has become something you do, not something you are. Since there is no license to practice it, anyone with an opinion, a keyboard and access to the internet can become a journalist.
>>71842615
>we
Don't ever fucking speak for me again, you worthless piece of shit.
So BvS gets 30% but this shit gets 70%?
Where the fuck did objectivity go?
something seems off here...
>>71843402
Gender Politics have been blown way out of proportion but the bigger problem is that nobody wants to actually challenge it.
Despite the fact that one of the progenitors of this whole movement is a fucking whore that used the death of Robin Williams to her own end.
>It's currently at 75%
Why do these Sony movies all feel the same? Is it the cameras they use? I just can't shake how similar they look
>>71843583
Calm yourself, legbeard. No one ever speaks for you.
>>71843631
There's nothing to challenge. Identity politics in general are nothing but "my feelings."
>>71843364
Trailers undersell (and oversell) movies all the time.
>>71842232
>RLM hated it so we must too
>>71843597
its rotten tomatoes. the film itself has fuck all to do with the score when its trying to measure what a certain set of people thought.
might aswell get 9 christians and 1 atheist and ask what they think of god
>>71843597
>RT
>>71843651
>Average Rating: 6.6/10
>>71843658
>muh feelings
How the fuck am I supposed to tell you why things "feel" certain ways to you?
>>71843597
Delete this.
>>71843658
It's the lack of vision and passion for the medium.
>>71843613
Not really, Fred Topel said it's the movie of the summer.
>mfw this thing finishes with a 92% from critics
>>71843597
>/tv/
>objective
>>71843690
Doesn't matter, if this thing gets a 70 or above sjws will celebrate it as a huge success.
>>71843349
No shit Reddit is where gamer goobers were spawned from misogahell.
Ghostbusters is a legitimately fun movie. So a ghost gets shot in the dick, who cares? Fucks sake guys, just because a group of women are badass in a movie doesn't mean you have to hate it. Fuck, I'm literally in tears over all of the misogyny
>>71843597
You're asking where objectivity went on subjective matters? Are you a child or just a moron?
>>71843756
>people are gonna 4 bait this weak
>>71843671
The point of trailers is literally to oversell the movie to create hype by putting together only the best, most interesting scenes. Trailers underselling a movie can happen once in a while when a studio puts out a really shitty trailer, but when they put out like 10 trailers and tv spots, it's fairly safe to assume if you think those looked like shit, you also won't like the movie much.
>>71843756
>Fucks sake guys, just because a group of women are badass in a movie doesn't mean you have to hate it.
I know that. I literally made a charlies angels thread hours ago.
think youre being sexist here.
>>71843530
That's one review by a retard who liked Home Alone 3.
>>71842331
>spawncamping
>76%
kino kino
>>71842114
>HOW WILL /tv/ RECOVER?
probably with box office mojo.
>>71842114
It's still going up.
Also:
>Fanboy ire can’t stifle the defiant energy – and frequent hilarity – of this terrifically inventive comedy starring Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig
I'm laughing so hard at the faggots who were saying the movie was going to be bad.
>>71843744
Box office numbers will determine whether or not it's a success. No one gives a shit about RT scores unless it's in the high 90s or low 40s.
>>71843597
You haven't even fucking watched ghostbusters for fucks sake
>>71843349
Why would they? Where do you think gamergate came from? /v/, /pol/ and reddit teamed up to launch a fight against SJWs. The sad thing is no one won the fight
>suddenly /tv/ cares about average rating
>implying anything above a 6 is bad
o i am laffin
Give it some time the score will flat line.
If Frozen can make $1.3bil, there is a sufficient market for this to easily make 2x-3x its budget and be considered a success.
>Step Brothers got a 55%
>Anchorman got 66%
Rotten Tomatoes never do comedy ratings correctly
>>71843744
They'll celebrate it as a huge success no matter what.
And with all the "reviewers", or as I've taken to calling them "nu-males and femenazis desperately trying to artificially inflate the movies score“, basically admiting it's bad in their reviews, but giving it a fresh score so as to not offend, it's clear that this movie will bomb, and not be well recived with actual critics, which is all that really matters.
>>71842114
I don't get it, you fags do nothing but shitpost and defend RT when people who liked BvS say RT is a ton of shit and most likely paid off, yet when something like this happens you scream JEWSJEWS PAID REVIEWS.
Make up your fuckin minds.
>>71843794
literally THE review
>>71843773
They actually make the movie look worse than it is all the goddamn time. Most recent example of this I can think of is Kingsmen. Often this is because they want to keep trailers E rated while most of the clever or entertaining stuff is in the PG13+ bits.
>Sites like who supported with with bias on the movie are on it(Buzzfeed, New York times, etc)
>Most of them have it at a C or 3/5 range
>Rating just jumped up to 82%
Jesus, this thing is going to get nominated for an oscar, isn't it?
>>71843770
By definition it isn't weak. Bait need only be strong enough to catch.
>>71843847
I care about RT scores, but the actual average score, not the Tomatometer.
>>71843938
no. rotten tomatoes does not dictate quality. fucking hell, when will people understand this
>>71843842
This is the best day, I'm so happy right now.
I just need it to make half a billion or above. Please god.
Why does /tv/ hate fun?
>>71843858
The SJWs won the fight, the fuck are you talking about. Zoe and Anita are literally speaking on world platforms now.
What did he mean by this?
>>71843921
TPM is critically panned.
>>71842228
>BvS didn't get a good rating so Rotten Tomatoes is Reddit.
>>71844030
What has that actually accomplished? I haven't been keeping up.
>>71844066
Big Fat Fucking WALLETS. Because of you shitlords.
>>71844056
>Big brains
>Jones is a stereotypical angry loud black woman
>>71843669
but that's the problem. They don't think that, and if you try to say otherwise the entire faction tries their best to demonize you.
>>71843794
Ebert just saw the cunny potential in ScarJo when he watched Home Alone 3. I saw that same potential and recognized the greatness of Home Alone 3.
WHITE MEN BTFO
>>71844056
(((Rothkopf)))
>>71843798
Kek
I can't live in a world where this is a serious movie review.
>Critics reviews now at 85%
So when will we see a transgender ghostbusters sequel?
>>71842430
Nu males and feminists. However these types don't see movies in theaters so it was a waste.
>>71844060
yes. after they got all their heads out of their asses. it takes time
>giving a shit about what RT says
>when every MARVEL capeflick gets 90% +
Is Rowan /tv/ incarnate?
>>71842430
fat women to buy concessions. they are the largest market
>>71843672
Well it took 12 years to make
>>71844066
How the hell should I know what it accomplished? All I know if they're getting flown places to speak in suits while GG is a pariah.
>>71844192
no its at 76 why are you making shit up?
>>71844272
>now you will be the bully!
Top tier dialouge
>>71844314
It hasn't updated for you yet. it's at 90% right now.
>>71843858
they came from reality
>>71844191
That was prepared weeks, maybe months, in advance.
>>71844307
>violent/sexist games still available
>more violent/sexist games on the horizon
So what did they actually accomplish?
>>71844413
They got rich and famous by doing nothing.
>>71844413
His response will probably be
>How the hell should I know what it accomplished?
Reminder that critics can't not suck Paul Feig's dick.
>>71844413
>>more violent/sexist games on the horizon
Sexist games are on the decline, especially anything coming from Japan.
Violence ain't going anywhere, though.
>None of it adds up to much more than an average summer entertainment - never bad enough to warrant the chauvinist hatred, rarely good enough to deserve the feminist support.
>>71844465
Spy was pretty good desu
>>71844580
>tell the truth
>get called a jew
Guess I'm kinda like jesus
>76% now
IT KEEPS GOING UP
Anyone remember when internet was a geek thing?
Now internet is the same as fucking outdoor, every normie has a tablet and writes reviews, comment on everything.
Internet grew in size but the quality dropped below the lowest bar.
>>71842357
Boyega on the left looks like he's actually enjoying himself and likes making the kids happier.
Half the people on the right look like they're just awkwardly posing for a picture to get it over with, especially McCarthy.
>>71844608
> i took my wifes son and daughter to the movie
who wrote this?
>>71842357
>Fucking whities! you're all stormtroopers to me!
Now I kinda have to see this thing, right? Because otherwise people on facetwit will call me a sexist pig, if not worse.
The stench of lazy pervades it.
CONFIRMED GREAT FLICK BY IMPARTIAL OBSERVER
https://youtu.be/ZLNCwoOQFdo
>>71844465
>>71844623
would have been better if it was a serious movie with funny things in it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10715310
important
>>71844608
>my wife's son and daughter
>mfw I have a gf
>mfw I'm taking her to see Ghostbusters on Friday
>mfw I'm white
>mfw I like the original Ghostbusters and want to see the reboot
This is gonna be way better than Ghostbusters II.
>>71844687
fieg was present at the screening
fieg did q and a after the screening
fag took a selfie with a fieg
i just.....
i can't.
the fucking sexism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet..
Just about at 80% now. Looks like there's plenty of crow to go around
So can we get a women centric Predator now?
>>71844636
Pretentious much? Oh wait thats right, PC nuts cant stop sucking their own metaphorical dicks
Suprise, Hardwick the cuck likes it
http://nerdist.com/the-new-ghostbusters-doesnt-ruin-your-childhood-review/
>>71844752
Look man, I'm a handsome 26 year old muscular guy who has had sexual relations with countless beautiful women. You're a lonely virgin message board psychologist who has zero experience with women. I win. Good night to you sir, I bet imagining me in a prison cell is the only thing that helps you sleep at night knowing there's a God cruel enough to put you on this earth with your body and your face, and then curse you by making a handsome beautiful man like me to have relations with all the women you go to bed fapping and fantasizing about. So I can understand why you're so upset at me, at God and at the world in general. I feel sympathy for you.
>>71844784
How about a reboot of Alien with Ripley played as a male character.
>Reviews counted: 41 (out of the usual 200+ for big budget popcorn flicks)
>"CONSENSUS"
>>71844413
>>71844430
The increasing leftism of video games was marching forward regardless of Zoe, GG & Co, it's impossible to know how much it's "accelerated" as a result.
Any more sulky responses?
>>71844745
Right even though this guy with a handful of views somehow gets into this thing, never discussed Ghostbusters in his life, started the channel around the same time production did, and has marketing experience.
>>71844428
Can't blame them for their hustle.
>>71844522
Nah. Plenty of studios like Rockstar will continue to pump out sexually offensive (or whatever) games because it sells.
Money > approval of a fringe group.
>>71842430
>feminists
>average ticket sales made up for by huge profit at the popcorn and candy booths
it's literal ghostkino
>>71844000
Neither do the Oscars. Just watch, BvS will win nothing and this tripe will win everything.
>>71844882
>sulky
Lol nah
>>71844870
Scores usually remain pretty stable after this many
Did people really think critics were gonna rate it as it deserves?
Every movie with a "progressive" leftist message is overrated there.
Barbershop 3 has 90%, while 13 hours has 50%
>>71844314
How is this the world we live in?
>>71844413
>The only success is instantaneous success
Are you developmentally disabled?
>>71842132
>average rating: 6/10
>reviews counted: 7
>>71844936
Not a good sign when even literal cucks are calling bullshit.
>>71844995
So they're taking away violent video games in the future? Some crystal ball you got there, nerd.
>>71842114
Already left my review, solid 10/10
>>71844936
>kek, living the meme
>>71844978
Lots of critics are giving it fair and negative reviews, which is actually much better than /tv/'s reaction to this movie.
>>71844978
>Barbershop 3
>progressive leftitst message
Have you even watched it?
>>71844831
>would be faithful to the spirit (pun intended) of the original
I respect this person's opinions on comedy.
>>71845029
Violence is a conservitard gripe, not an SJW one.
Does anyone know what the old ghostbusters cameo is?
>>71842114
I'm now convinced critics are bought out.
>>71844608
>my wife's son and daughter
>>71842132
Based Anon
>>71845081
It's both.
>>71843672
Only goober/v/ate thought that
>>71845110
Bought or afraid of the SJW backlash for hating it.
>>71845053
Sorry, I don't watch nigger diarrhea
>>71845081
violence against women triggers them
violence against men they don't care
>>71845096
>Egon is a bust
>Winston is black gorillas uncle
>Ray is a cab driver
>Peter is a ghostbuster-skeptic
non of them play their original roles but entirely new ones.
Saw it.
Leslie Jones (the person of color) was FANTASTIC.
Can't wait to see her in many, many, many more films.
>>71845130
Example?
>>71844893
If this theory held any water, SONY would have easily boosted him by making deals with other big channels to boost him or just payed some established channels to promote this film.
You pointing out the low sub count is literally blowing your own theory to fucking shambles.
>>71844745
Sure, and how do you explain him looking just like feigh? Coincidence? I think not!
>>71845167
MMMMMMMHMMMMMMM
>>71845155
Games are rolling in women more as grunts and mooks that you slaughter. Have SJWs complained about this?
>>71845196
AAWWWWWW HEEELLLLLLL NAAWW
>>71842442
why not launder money through a good film
>>71845223
NO HE DI-INT
>>71845160
>Peter is a ghostbuster-skeptic
well I guess that makes sense
>>71845160
I feel like this entire thing is an insult to Ramis
>>71845178
Well it is just a theory. But he wasnt obligated by the embargo and now has 12,000 views in the past 2 days. But yeah its probably a coincidence
>>71844066
>What has that actually accomplished?
More diversity of games.
>>71845135
You know Amy Pascal bought the rights to Zoe Quinn's book and plans to make an anti GG movie, right?
>>71844060
>citation needed
A handful of internet autists does not mean "panned"
>>71845177
Sarkeesian and her butt buddy McIntosh and their followers.
>>71845241
Because then you would actually have to hire """talent"""
>>71845294
With regards to what?
>>71843842
>Finding Dory
>95%
Naw man. I watched that opening night, Dory is a good example of a 70-80% film imo
posting again
http://www.strawpoll.me/10715310
>>71845241
Insurance. Have you never seen The Producers?
>>71842114
Don't worry. People will find something else to hate.
>>71845147
You sure talk a lot of it though.
>It's all busy-ness, noise and chaos, with zero thrills and very little sustainable comic buoyancy.
just as expected. Hollywood Reporter dropping truth bombs.
>>71845362
Violence in games, films, and other media is tied to masculinity and causing real world violence.
>>71845079
Is this a bug? I don't see any option to filter by top critics in the review section anymore, and the tomatometer for top critics doesn't function at all. On any movie. I'm getting the same in Chrome, Firefox, and IE.
>>71843463
The fix is in, my friend. Someone's getting "promotional consideration" on this one.
>>71843702
Literal autism.
why are nu male cucks allowed?
>>71845264
Good for them? I'm not going to see it anyways
>>71845507
works for me, try clearing cache perhaps
>>71845507
I think so
it's been like that for me for a couple of months now
how can you possibly be this naive to think reviewers would risk their career and image for something like this
>>71845448
I think you mean toxic masculinity. That's the buzzword that got thrown around for a while, especially after that chinky half breed went on a killing spree in socal
>>71845530
That's just like, an opinion, man
if you label everyone who disagrees with you a cuck or a nu male, it gets very repetitive very fast, feels like browsing /pol/ again
>>71844866
Don't you bring Alien or Ripley into any of this shit, you fucking cunt
>>71845637
I don't call everyone I disagree with a cuck, just guys like this
>>71845261
Games were pretty diverse before 2013 or whenever all that shit went down. Examples?
>>71843869
Frozen was good cause it appealed to kids. It had lesbian incest undertones for the men and it had songs and princess shit for women.
Perfect desu.
>>71842687
>this game only recently premiered
Your /v/ is showing and I must say it is massive.
>>71845448
Sounds like the Christfags. Talk about same coin.
>33 fresh reviews
>11 rotten reviews
SJWs win. /tv/ will literally never recover.
The fan reviews on RT are murdering it.
>I wanted to be a critic growing upTo be honest, I still do
>>71845530
What's up with the push to call this movie "smart". Unreal how detached these people are from reality.
>>71843399
Reviewers were blatantly shilling for this movie for months before it came out. Why would they stop now?
>>71845637
Not that I agree with that person just calling everybody that liked it a nu-male or cuck, but there comes a point when you start to notice patterns in a person's appearance and behavior that all lines up with the same ideology and you can easily predict their opinion on most things based on that. It's profiling, but it works a good 75% of the time, which is substantial
>>71844465
>>71844623
No it fucking wasn't.
The first half is dull and bland.
The second is just saying "FUCK" as a punchline.
The 50 Cent cameo wasn't even remotely funny or built right.
>>71845530
The same reason you numales are allowed on /tv/ even though the locals didn't want you here
>>71845770
If you spent less time shitposting on /tv/, you could become a critic which is nothing more than thinking your opinion is important and spouting it out on the internet or TV or radio.
>>71845754
You like looking at anons posting copypasta, dontcha? That's what you like.
>>71842114
>>71842132
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters_2016/
>>71845717
>>71845783
its still repetitive as fuck if you spend any time on the internet, after some time words get overused and lose their meaning making people to instantly discard your opinion, just shows what a fucking cuck you are yourself for accepting any buzz word 4chan shoves up your ass
>>71844978
We need a reboot of the Dirty Harry series.
>>71845771
It's especially funny how they just ignore the fact that the only black member of the team is the stereotypical obnoxious angry black woman to the point where it's almost a minstrel show. It's super progressive though.....
>>71845852
>just shows what a fucking cuck you are yourself
you just negated your entire argument you fucking retard
>>71842114
Implying its not just scared cucks who don't wana seem sexist
>>71844102
I believe it was Wilde who coined use of the brilliant epigram "AW HELLLL NAOOH DA DEBIL IZ A LIAHR?", but can't remember where it first appeared. Maybe 'A Woman of No Importance'?
>>71842357
Boyega is a nice guy. Those bitches couldn't care less.
>>71845416
>AWWW HELLL NAWW
I just don't get it
Why the reddit lingo?
>>71845857
Dirty Harriet sounds like a porn though
Leslie Jones is a star.
The reviews keep going up. Now over 90% positive.
/tv/ is officially BTFO, this board is now a joke.
>>71842430
Even feminists fucking hate it because of all the stereotypes.
t. Feminist
>>71845210
Yeah they had a go at CoD: Ghost (I think) because you could have a female avatar in multiplayer. /v/ shared a few articles about how confronting people found it to be stabbing women in first person. It didn't gain much traction for obvious reasons
>>71845879
it was a parody of (You)
>>71845851
>up to 46%
GAMER
GAT
BTFO
>>71845852
cuck
>>71845931
congrats mel brooks
>>71845770
same desu
74% now. I see it ending around 65%
Still a bit high
>>71844465
Spy was alright for what it was.
>>71845904
I was mocking how ridiculous the stereotypical black woman says her line in the movie.
>>71842430
Actual patricians. Its meta-kino/antifilm
>>71842357
Say what you want about Boyega but the kids look genuinely happy to see him and it was after his movie was already out. Same with the Marvel actors when they visit hospitals.
The ghostbusters though? This was like a year before their trailer even fucking came out and all the kids look unconscious and shit in the photos
>>71843597
>Movie objectivity
Are you LITERALLY retarded?
>>71845924
Do you have a link for that? I wanna compile some if so.
I can't help but notice that the critics giving it the highest praise all use slightly awkward evasive language, and their praise rests on nebulous terms like "energy", "good hearted" and "fun". Not many of them are venturing so far as to actually say it's funny or well made.
>>71845770
In high school I would more or less lecture my friends on movies after I saw them and one eventually convinced me to write reviews for the school newspaper (which people in my school actually read). My first essay in college was to critically evaluate something. I got a 100. Feels good.
Go to a local newspaper or find a small movie website or something to write for part time.
>>71845966
Kill yourself
Welp, the consensus is in. It's a great movie and if you don't like it you're sexist. You're not sexist, right?
>>71842430
I've seen multiple reviews that basically say it's for idiots that just go to the movies to see the newest movie and don't care. It's lowest common denominator trash like Transformers
>>71846018
Noticed that as well. They're describing it like you'd describe Finding Dory ("fun" "colorful" "adventure" etc).
>>71846021
Get some taste and come back when you understand antifilm
>>71846064
Okay, but first kill yourself
>>71844608
>wife's son
>1 star
This is when you realize it has no hope.
>have no interest in this film from the very beginning
>had to put up with seeing the constant shitposting about it
>Actual real life friends/acquaintances on both sides of this "war"
>now I'm going to have to see more meta-shitposting about how /tv/ was "blown the fuck out by feminism" for the next few weeks
>My IRL friends who wouldn't stop bitching about the movie are going to be salty
>My sister is already "gloating" over "nerds getting destroyed"
The internet has become an awful place
how do we call this?
pulling a fieg?
a fieg move?
only something a feigott would do?
>>71842114
/tv/ BTFO Count:
18,788,032,621,917,430,882,004,733
Um guys...
I knew it'd end up in the 60's or 70's
you can't criticize this movie without being labeled sexist
now we just have to see how much money it makes
>>71846085
Not until you understand art
over 70%?
i guess im now a #GhostbusterTruster !!!
>>71846005
What is google
https://youtu.be/nCPEXg36d0E
Find the rest yourself
>>71842357
wtf I like Boyega nowHe was good, Rey was shitty though. 8 needs more Poe+Finn, their escape sequence was the best part of the movie
>>71846112
are you new here? this is fucking gold dust to /tv/
embrace it and have fun with this piece of shit or you can keep on trying to learn how to greentext correctly?
>>71846396
>>71846112
yeah just enjoy the ride
>>71846335
The dude has charisma out the ass, I feel like his character will be sidelined after VII but I'd like to see him more too.
>>71846457
best part of TFA was Finns accent for me,I never thought he was a nigger/britbong/American/human from earth...he just sounded perfect for the setting,he fucking nailed the outer rim accent if that is a thing?
IT'S HAPPENING
>>71842114
Sup you butthurt fa/tv/irgins. I'm a hitman hired by Sony Studios, AMA.
>>71845670
>using RT as proof of your asinine logic
Go away.
>>71846898
He says in a RT thread on the topic of critics panning a film.
>>71844056
He obviously means that regular woman have regular jumpsuits and regular brains.
>>71844465
It was good as in "oh this movie wasn't that bad after all"
>>71846898
It was panned, you said it wasn't and I proved it was, fuck off.
>>71844056
>proud of its big brains
https://youtu.be/gFA6fYp0t-U?t=25s
>>71844608
>sold on their rolls
>>71847094
no u
"This gender-focused trolling is something the movie plays on. Our new team of Ghostbusters post video evidence of one of the first ghosts they encounter, and the disbelieving comments (“Ain’t no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts”) mirror the real life ones the filmmaking team were besieged with. When Melissa McCarthy’s Abby Yates tells Kristen Wiig’s Erin Gilbert, “You shouldn’t be reading this stuff, it’s just a list of what crazy people write in the middle of the night online,” it’s difficult to disagree."
"Leslie Jones also snags some of the best lines as Patty Tolan, the subway worker-turned-fourth member of the team. “I guess he’s going to Queens,” she says of a ghost that escapes into a subway carriage, “he’s going to be the third scariest thing on that train.”"
>>71847491
>"This gender-focused trolling is something the movie plays on. Our new team of Ghostbusters post video evidence of one of the first ghosts they encounter, and the disbelieving comments (“Ain’t no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts”) mirror the real life ones the filmmaking team were besieged with. When Melissa McCarthy’s Abby Yates tells Kristen Wiig’s Erin Gilbert, “You shouldn’t be reading this stuff, it’s just a list of what crazy people write in the middle of the night online,” it’s difficult to disagree."
