If you had a chance to relive High School with the knowledge you have...
What would have done differently?
I Saw 21 Jump Street last night and I got some weird nostalgia feels
I have forgotten everything from high school and university, also my social skills are even worse now.
At least I have put on 20 kg of muscle to beat up some people
>>71839432
You're really gonna be "tough Guy"
instead of the eccentric, all-clique, cool guy who taste all types of teen pussy from different groups??
>>71839353
I would study harder. Because now I know it is fun.
>>71839353
I was in high school before Columbine so I would be the first school shooter.
>>71839527
This pretty much. I would do so much better in High School, not drown in a cup of water with all the High School drama bullshit. Now that I know what I really want to study, I would jump on that instead of wasting 2 years on something I thought I'd like then dropping out for 2 more years till I finally realized what my true calling is.
I got some normal feels watching it.
>>71839353
Cease putting pussy on a pedestal, and plowed through some gutter whores. There was no need to wait until college.
>>71839353
I would eat the school lunch sooner than this year. I'm an abominable skelly manlel cause I barely ate at school from 7-11th grade. I'm going into college looking like a 14 year old because I wouldn't eat disgusting food. Hold me, lads. I'm handsome too but I hate a shit physique.
>>71839727
>handsome
>shit physique
pick one, you need both to be over 5/10
>>71839727
Start working out.
Bulk and Lift.
Eawrly 20's body is at peak so you will make gains like you've never had before.
>>71839711
This is what I did but I only fucked around my inner clique of friends and never got to taste any asians or nerd pussy.
>>71839727
If you're under 6 foot just stop worrying about it anyway, you're already beneath every woman's radar.
>>71839906
This. If you dont have a 6 in front of your hieght dont even think about it. You have no chance with any woman.
>>71839527
ive found its different when you get to study something you enjoy. 7 classes and almost all are useless bullshit run by some cocky bitch that thinks shes hot shit when in reality shes making a class full of 17 year olds over analyze catcher and the rye for the 115th time
when you get to study something you like its more enjoyable and worthwhile
I would go back knowing how fucking useless almost all of it was, how none of the problems we complained about really mattered, that most of the people were fake
and school was more to learn social skills, so id try to not be as shy and more outgoing
i would have not been as shy and took sports more seriously. Thats all really.
I would of made a move on this girl who obviously wanted my dick but I was too fucking stupid to notice.
O, and study more to get a better scholarship so I could of went to a better school. I do manual labor now and it sucks ass.
Stop taking drugs (the prescribed ones)
Lost weight
Improve hygiene
Don't school work
Graduated
Lower my standards for women quite a bit (if not only to get laid)
>>71839727
i feel you
>>71840018
done*
>>71839906
>>71839943
St-stop it
I'd smoke less weed, study and try a bit harder, and talk to more girls. God, I can't believe I was around so many girls for 3 years and I barely talked to any of them. I miss high school.
>>71839353
I would've fucked every girl that ever gave me a opening but i didn't hit on because i had literal autism.
And there were many, i was a pretty fucker in high school.
I miss those days.
>>71839353
I had an abusive family and if I had it all over to do again I would have gotten my GED as soon as humanly possible and gotten a job and moved out. Being the weird kid in school and coming home to getting beat up and belittled at home was just too much.
I just wasn't strong enough or had enough knowledge to cut ties at that point.
I probably should have gone to a different school. I was one of those kids who either got an A in a class, or a D, depending on how interested I was in the class itself. Maybe if I had gone to one of the "alternative" high schools around here that had like, smaller class sizes and all that, I would have done better. My ACT score was good enough to get me into a decent college, despite my grades, but if those had been better, I probably could've gone to a great college.
As for my social life...probably nothing different. It's odd for someone who spends time on 4chan, but my social life in high school was pretty good. Close circle of friends, friendly with a lot of different people, plus my graduating class wasn't real cliquey, so there wasn't that whole "high school social hierarchy" you see in movies.
That being said, with the shit going on in my life now, I wouldn't mind doing it all over again just for fun!
>>71839353
Get connections and charge for EVERYTHING. You need a pencil Paper? Extra pair of socks? Alcohol? I would charge 1000% because there is always someone dumb enough to pay it. I once sold a 1/4th full pint for 20 bucks to some desperate alcoholic at a party after alcohol hours.
I was so naive and oblivious to girls ( 2 or 3) that liked me. I could have pounded some jailbait pusssssssss
>>71839353
Well, I was /fit/ then and I'm /fit/ter now, but even more antisocial.
>>71839833
lol no. face >>> body
>>71840443
damn dude thats hardcore you would make like 400 dollars after 4 years of highschool
>>71840541
That's why women love niggers so much right? Their handsome faces?
i would memorize some lotto numbers and win it. what a stupid question
>>71840636
>That's why women love niggers so much right?
except they don't
Your cuck porn fantasies are not real life
>>71839432
this
i wouldnt even fail exams i would fail every question the teacher asks and every subject ever since my mind is like swiss cheese
Man this thread is giving me nostalgia. The main thing I would do is learn to fucking drive when everyone else did. And also ask out a girl who had a massive crush on me but I only found out a few years later.
Also I would just love to have all my friends together again and hang out like in the good old days. Life has been pretty shit since high school ended. I messed up so much in university.
I'd have a better posture, look overall, hairstyle, and wouldn't smell
I would have taken up on my gfs pitch to get married
shes a neuroscientist now, could have lived the comfy NEET house husband life forever
>>71840646
OP didnt' say anything about timetravel, you stupid fuck.
>>71839353
Relive high school how it is today, or go back in time and relive high school then? Because if I'm going back in time I'm dropping out immediately, getting a job and investing in a couple start up companies.
>>71840768
>implying she wouldn't have left you for science Chad
>>71840900
>science chad
this is real life, not a stock photo
My wife is an high school teacher and she tells me about everything, and I often remember how shitty those days were.
University days, maybe. They were great.
>>71839353
Tell a girl what I felt for her back then, because, years later, during a reunion, she told me she used to have a crush on me and I was stupid as fuck to not even notice it, but at that moment it was already late because she's married now.
Invest in Apple, Google, Exxon Mobile, and Facebook.
Study more or just be less of a moody sleep deprived retard. Maybe workout.
this thread makes me sad. please delete it
>>71839353
everything
I would focus 100% of my existence on studying and getting enough sleep with the goal of becoming valedictorian and getting into the best possible college to pursue a lucrative degree, instead of wasting my time being average at sports and unsuccessfully chasing girls. I realize money is all that matters now.
>>71839353
try harder to bang my hot maths teacher
maybe make more effort to talk to cute grils
give a lot less fucks
apart from that not much
I would have skipped college and got a trade. Learn to be a plumber instead of a customer service cubicle drone.
>>71839660
Wait so did Tatum end up fucking her? I don't remember that in the movie
>>71839353
Fuck around in classes a lot more.
Study outside of school a lot more.
Fucked two of my friends.
Sixth Form I would've tried to fuck all the girls in my classes.
>>71842654
It was during the credits, dipshit.
I've been fat since 6th grade
Fat AND stupid since 7th
>>71839353
absolutely nothing except read more books, there is literally nothing redeemable from what i had
>tfw was a short weird looking boy
>not a single girl liked you
>only develop looks at near 20
I think in reality we would be even more unlikeable, cynical and depressive than before
I would burn the fucking thing down.
>>71839906
>>71839943
How do you explain this?
>>71839567
Miring
Probably kill myself so I can end my life with youthful hope and ignorance
High School wasn't horrible but was very, very dull. I don't remember many painful moments, it was more like a several year long bore. The only thing worth remembering are the books I read and other media consumed, nothing in direct link with high school.
Life suddenly got interesting at age 21 for me.
>>71843170
Being a world leader
>>71839906
>>71839943
>5' 11 3/4"
ree
I don't have any good memories
Of anything, ever
I think that thing in people's brains that makes them think they weren't miserable fucks years ago is broken in mine
>>71843170
money, status
Would have let that priest blow me then sue the Vatican.
I don't know. I really enjoyed high school, even the bad parts were good for building my character. Not sure I would do anything differently aside from maybe choosing to go to a different college afterwords.
>>71843789
>>71843810
Carla Bruni had more money and at least as much status than Sarkozy, she was a professional singer while politicians are despised by most, in fact she actually became hated by many because of her marriage.
>>71844560
yeah as much status as the president of a major western country, gtfo
>>71839353
Absolutely pathetic
You can't change the past so get over yourself, also if you went back somehow you'd be just as pathetic as you ever were, you gain nothing by going back, you're just craving a safe environment with which to take risks with zero repercussions, but's exactly what makes you so pathetic
>>71840314
Fucking hell, are you me? I did leave and get my GED the moment I could, and left the abusive situation and my life has been a lot better since. Hope the same for you anon
>>71839353
I'd just have a more laid back demeanor about things in general. I wouldnt really care about asshole kids and I wouldnt really pay attention to the hottest girls of the class. I'd be more open about my autistic hobbiesand get an average looking girlfriend.
>>71839353
I'd fuck the one girl that clearly was into me, or at the very least, get her phone number before she moved to another city.
>>71839353
wouldn't care about petty highschool shit as much. pretty much not give a fuck what others thought of me.
actually study and care about learning.
play another sport and care more about my health and eating habits.
try to hook up with many more girls, cause nothing sweeter than that 14 year old puss.
>>71839890
CSE major here, nerdy Asians are literally the only women we have. Most of them are also huge sluts, especially the Korean clique, who are coincidentally also the hottest.
>>71843128
This. Most of us would be like really creepy and nihilistic high schoolers.
>>71844560
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
>>71844800
She had more money, Bruni was rich, in fact she had around 19M Euros in patrimony while Sarkozy had around 2M Euros.
Status, well, it's kinda objective, to begin with being the president of France is not the same as being the President of the USA. Can you remember who was in charge before Sarkozy? Exactly, but everybody can remember Bush or Bill Clinton. France is in any case a vassal state of the Eurocrats. Also, Sarkozy was hated by at least 50% of the French, and now even more, I'd say it is a bad idea to try to raise your status when it is already high, internationally high, by marrying someone who is majorly hated.
Nah, let me tell you something that will surprise you: she married him because Sarkozy is ballsy and has a lot of personality, amazing right?
I would've taken hormones, become a trap, and became a slut who would fuck any guy who would take me. Also would have used my future knowledge of the market to make sound financial investments.
I'd have killed myself.
Study more. Not just leave shit to chance. Not take Geometry after getting really good at Algebra in summer school. Be confident cause I am young and full of potential. Weed out the stupid cunts that broke up my friend group. Try and get at those girls that were off my radar but had a crush on me. Maybe try and get into college by working those minority grants and scholarships
Get kicked out of the private school on purpose as soon as possible instead of waiting 3 years to get a school where my friends were going.
Though, I could've ended up in a border school, which would,ve been far worse.
Oh, and tell that girl I liked her before she moved.
>>71846349
>Can you remember who was in charge before Sarkozy?
Chiraq is remembered a lot. Mostly because he was terrible, but people still remember him.
>>71846349
>be most powerful political figure in the nation
>he doesn't have status
You absolutely lost me there. She got a 1 way ticket to national fame from marrying him. You cannot tell me that this woman would have married a garbageman for personality.
How fucking blue pilled are you?
![56eb6c6906448d3cd01621d41da6e401[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JhKQBVd.jpg "56eb6c6906448d3cd01621d41da6e401[1].jpg")
Yeah, I'm sure I would be exactly like sakamoto and definitely not an even bigger loser than I was.
>>71846745
>She got a 1 way ticket to national fame from marrying him.
She was fucking famous already, and she was famous way before than Sarkozy, and she was also richer, we are talking about Carla Bruni, for fucks sake.
God damn, this board is filled with retarded kids.
No matter how far back in time you go, you'll still be you, making the same poor choices that led you to fantasize about doing everything over.
I hate to be such a memer but Carpe Diem faggot.
That being said... If I went back to highschool I'd just be even more bored because I played all the video games I wanted to already...
I would have picked different friends for sure. Also I'd have worked a bit harder and not acted as weird as I did
i would fight everyone knowing i would get bitched at everyday for no reason any way.
>>71846364
I like your first plan better.
>Walk around and talk to everyone with the aura of superiority
>Play dumb in class but 100% every test and exam
>Talk to all the girls with ease since they're all dumbshits with teenage intelligence
Would be a fucking riot
The only reason high school is so difficult is because you're a high schooler while you're doing it.
I could do literally nothing different and have a drastically better experience.
>be me in highschool
>relatively attractive, fit and tall
>get asked out by girls and friends of girls
>refuse cause I didn't discover myself sexually outside of cartoon porn until college and found no reason to date real girls
fuck I missed out on High school pussy
>>71844994
Wow I read this post and it changed my whole way of thinking
I would fuck average looking girls. I used to be really focused on a girls looks, but experience has taught us that ugly girls work hard on the cock.
I would also have the courage to poison my enemies, break into their homes at night and fuck with them, making them scared for their lives. With my new courage I would be king of the school, and destroy those who threaten my reign.
>>71848520
>be me
>discover porn at 11
>skinny manlet throughout highschool
>wanted nothing more than a gf for 9 years
>Last year of highschool get fat and tall
Just thank your stars that you once had highschool pussy even available to you
>>71848520
no you didnt because if you had girls interested you would have got laid then. you're just a fag ani-cuck.
If I could go back to 9th grade I'd instantly drop out and get my GED so that I could start community college at 14.
>>71839353
I would lift and get /fit/, because I was a skinny teenager and I underestimated how important fitness is to girls. I fell for the "just be yourself" and "your personality is the most important" meme in high school.
And since I learned a lot more social skills now, I'd actually know what to say during conversations with girls.
I'd also make better plans education- and career wise.
>>71848925
>I would lift and get /fit/, because I was a skinny teenager and I underestimated how important fitness is to girls. I fell for the "just be yourself" and "your personality is the most important" meme in high school.
This line of thinking is why /fit/izens never get girlfriends. Musclebound autists aren't desirable.
>>71848734
that's a good idea
if I dropped out I'd be $100k richer.
Would have banged the fuck out of the awkward nerdy girl I thought I was too cool for who turned out to be hot as fuck. Then would have asked out my eventual long-term gf earlier.
>>71849062
I've literally been rejected by girls because I was too skinny as a teenager. I'm not an exercise fanatic, but after I got older and put on a few muscles (I don't exactly look like superman, I just have some muscles now) I get completely different attention from women. They comment positively on my body and like to touch. It just works...
And teenage girls are not the most complicated girls either. Be fit and maybe have a car, you're pretty much set.
>Don't invite your friend to hang out after school so his mother wouldn't have committed suicide
>Always keep an eye on said friend so he wouldn't commit suicide
>Bat for the class when we were up against a senior from the softball club
Just a few.
Like every other reasonable, non-autist in this thread has said, I would just study hard and focus on my future instead of stupid bs like girls and social drama. It's kinda fucked up how they expect a teenager to decide what he wants to do for the rest of his life. In reality, you won't really know until you've actually tried a few things out and (probably) failed at them.
Honestly, I'm starting to think that all those people who are suspiciously successful have already gone back in time.
I'd let it be known that I eat ass. So many girls are curious about that these days.
>>71839711
Pretty much this
I had so many opportunities in middle/highschool to fuck around with different girls but I kept waiting for """""the one""""" like a huge faggot and now I'm fat and balding and stuck with her because no female will give me a second glance ever again. I was handsome once upon a time, godammit.
