What went wrong?
>>71821958
You didn't imagine.
>>71821958
She's not farting in my face
Absolutely nothing.
Short haircut and her face.
Come on /tv/, hurry the fuck up
IMAGINE
Imagine
BEING
>>71821958
>>71821968
>>71822018
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>>71822039
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>71821958
>and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ten year old boy!
>>71822068
You're a mad man
>>71821958
Which torpedoed the chances for a True Lies sequel more: this scene or 9/11?
Arnold is a literal cuck in this scene
>>71823385
It was a remake to begin with.
>1990 + 26
>no True Lies bluray
WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS JIM
>>71822068
This copy pasta never made sense considering Arnie was willing to fuck his troll of a maid
>>71823547
And considering JLC is hot as fuck in that scene
>>71823547
arnie would fuck anything with a pussy just look at his ex. bitch looked more manlier then jamie lee
>>71821958
what went right?
>>71825051
It spawned a meme
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>>71823547
Shh don't ruin the magic.
A
It's easy if you try
Jaime Lee is just fine unless you happen to have an ice cube up yo ass. Now i suppose you will enjoy this better. O make me feel good you Angelina fucking white man.
is there just a bot that picks a random phrase and image from a short list and uses them to make a thread every 10 minutes?
>>71823423
He is cucking himself. That is the most manly thing you can possible do.
>>71821958
This scene gets me hard as fuck tbqh
>>71826043
I can imagine
>>71822068
I prefer the one about Gal Gadot in the F&F movie because at least JLC in her prime was fucking sexy.
>>71821958
Nothing. True Lies is a great movie
>>71821958
She didn't spread her cheeks in close up.
He didn't mount her.
Rest of the film sucked.
>>71823577
yikes
IMAGINE or I saw [Celebrity] at a convenience store yesterday
Which one is king?
