What went wrong?
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What went wrong?
The mistake was making another one, you fucking impotent pleb.
it was a generic summer blockbuster with a "jurassic park" skin attached to it. didn't feel like the others at all, and the fan service was only surface level.
>mfw a jurassic park movie but nearly all of the dinos are goofy cartoon CGI dinos
instantly trashed. dinosaurs aren't scary when they're cartoon cg monsters and you show them in nearly every scene gratuitously.
Lack of Blum.
>>71818997
Nobody tried to have sex with a dinosaur.
>>71820058
I liked the terror dactyl air raid scene tho. At least this one did pterodactyls properly unlike III
The website was so good, it fooled me into thinking there was actual effort put into the movie.
This bland trash didn't deserve it.
Not enough chili and sea bass
>>71818997
everything except for chris "reddit" pratt
>>71820586
what the fuck are you talking about?
do you mean CHILEAN sea bass?
Casting fire crotch here for starters.
>>71820586
>Mfw you dumbass food plebs and JP
http://priceonomics.com/the-invention-of-the-chilean-sea-bass/
>no black dino
>no gay dino
>no muslim dino
>>71820658
Best thing about Jurassic world tbph
>>71820646
>>71820703
>I came here for the GoT threads
overly simplistic. set pieces predicated on emotional engagement with cartoon characters.
brutalizing some secondary character like she was the villain. raptor trainer=one useful action. 'we are together because i am a boy and you are a girl'.
it was just too simplistic.
it was fantastic fuck anyone who says otherwise
>>71820832
Never seen it, faggot. But JP isn't exactly kino if you know what I'm inferring.
>>71820932
t. 14 year old BLM redditor
Cynical and soulless beyond belief. Too boring to laugh at, too stupid to take seriously.
>>71820932
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