what does /tv/ think of Man of Steel?
avant garde cinema or pretentious bs?
Its pretensions are glaringly obvious, and repeatedly hammered at the audience as though the director think they're all low IQ morons. Internal logic is almost non-existent. The acton would look better in a video game. The pacing that of an amnesiac retard trying the triple jump for the first time. In this kind of mish-mash the odd scene might stand out as being passable but overall it's still just a badly assembled POS though.
All of this he only topped with the even worse BvS.
>>71786051
third best capefilm ever made.
is her career over?
>>71786051
It's a good movie with a nice visuals, a cohesive feel and functional storytelling.
It's main problems are things like the destruction of Metropolis, mischaraterizations of the Kents, and having a somber superman, which would be fine in any other movie, but the fact that it's based off of a 75+ year old mythos and international icon make the problems massive and experience ruining.
>>71786051
It has problems. There are plenty of weak scenes. Despite that, it's still a bearable film.
Batman V Superman was like a whole movie full of the worst parts of Man of Steel.
did she fancy the kent?
>>71786051
It was ok i didnt like the action scenes except for the zod fight
>>71786051
well what I think isI want her to pin me down and peg me so hard I start crying like a little bitch
>>71787057
>>71786051
There's a thread already. But it's a masterpiece andFaora too.
>>71786051
neither, it was shit, dudes where my car level stupid, how was it even pretentious or avant garde haha oh god i cant even, its fucking dc you stupid fucks
>>71786351
>functional storytelling
There's not really much of a story
That you can show rigid cocks on public television as long as you call it a space ship
>>71787106
she was so hot in Pandorum
>>71787251
g'dam. would ravage.
>>71787658
>g'dam, would get ravaged
ftfy
It's a terrible movie.
The plot is pointless and full of holes, the characters are dour and depressed all the time, the story makes exactly the same mistake literally every bad Superman story makes (making him an allegory for Jesus), the symbolism is hamfisted, the subtext doesn't exist, and Superman doesn't actually have a character.
It's a bad movie. That's literally all there is to it.
>>71787658
She would ravage you anon
>>71787188
can we talk about that for a second? literally no one in the production thought "hmmmm...these look like black cocks, i should tell someone"
like literally hundreds of people said NOTHING and let this one through. i mean. what the fuck?
>>71786051
I couldn't imagine Gal Gadot being this character. She'd fuck it up.
are there any english subs for her german movies?
>>71786937
what movie is this ?
>>71787759
Thats jewlllywood for you man. They like the BBC i guess.
>>71787968
I'd be an english sub for her german movies if you catch my drift
>>71787977
The Avengers
>>71788024
> The Avengers
I actually like that movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxV99PYX37c a
>>71788052
There's nothing wrong with liking good movies anon.
>>71787705
have to disagree
you guys have to understand, through out history Superman has never been anything more than a 1 dimensional character.
what is he?
oh an invincible alien who has no fucking weaknesses and is no match for anyone.
the idea of a piece of kryptonite was their shit attempt to mask this.
What this movie did is actually give Superman a weakness for once, which made him actually interesting.
his weakness is that he was raised by humans and there for has a strong conscience, he couldn't hurt a fly, he started crying and freaked out when he had to kill Zod.
I think Man of steel is the best Supes movie ever, and I think its the best possible way to portray him
>>71788679
>What this movie did is actually give Superman a weakness for once
He always had a weakness in movies.
>>71788734
yeah a shit ass kryptonite weakness
>>71786937
>>71787106
What a qt. Clark is such a faggot for not wanting to deep dick her
>>71788679
the post you replied to is pasta
man of steel threads in general seem to be bait
>>71788869
they made that plain ass response a pasta?
lord this place is a shit hole
>>71786297
>Ant-je traue daily?
Nigga, please
>>71788942
a lot of the plain responses you see in mos and bvs related threads are copy paste
funnily enough, as you yourself have, people actually type out responses
you tell me who seems to actually be acting in good faith
>>71786937
Dat winkle.
>Hey I'm femenine, watch my makeup on it.
>>71786051
anything with Antje is turboKino
>>71786351
Zack Snyder would do really well with a DBZ movie. Hire a writer to give it some comedy and lightheartedness but let Snyder go to work on the fights.
Might be pretty cool.
>>71789022
>>71787968
>A daddy like it.
>>71789054
>>71786051
A Superman film made by someone who neither understands nor cares about Superman as a character.
>>71789074
>>71789074
Dont talk to me or my gun ever again.
>>71789024
Agreed
actually the fight scenes reminded me of exactly that
>>71786051
>it's only okay to eye-rape someone if a girl does it
i'm fine with this.
I'm going to have to reject both of OP's binary choices. "Man of Steel" was a poorly told, poorly edited, poorly filmed story by a director (and probably a studio) who is at best deeply ashamed by superheroes.
