What's your favorite Seinfeld moment?
the one where george has a tiny penis
>>71784792
I liked the episode where you can see Elaine's nipple on the Christmas card.
Kramer was never funny.
>>71784826
I WAS IN THE POOL
>>71784860
you are the worst kind of person
You are a very, very bad man!!
These peanuts sure are making me thirsty
JAMBALAYA
>>71784792
Serenity now! Serenity now!
>>71784826
So like every episode with George?
>>71784792
>The pig says 'My wife is a slut'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY-h3spBAgI
>The sea was angry that day my friends
the one where through an unfortunate set of circumstances kramer becomes the leader of local KKK and goes on a lynching spree thinking its 1920's
>>71784792
>>71784980
>>71785034
Any frank costanza line
>>71784792
Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!
>>71785207
hey pussybreath, newman said jambalaya, not frank
>>71784858
do you ever get to see it?
>>71785295
yeah, NBC caught so much shit from the FCC for that
>>71784860
this, also i liked elaine in the first 5-6 seasons but afther that she become really boring
HNN
I STOP SHORT
or
>He lives in a plastic bubble
>A bubble?
>A bubble
Everything Brian Murray says in that scene is perfect
I like the episode where Costanza and Kramer accidentally start a turf war with a Filipino street gang
>>71784792
Oh, I, uh, I disagree. You've, uh, you've been living in America too
long.
(indicates the bag of oranges)
You've forgotten what it's like to have
no oranges.
>>71785268
Youre right, I also missed
>>71785130
I guess I'm not a true fan :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDLLPW20y3U
Name a cuter Seinfeld girl than her
Was it really about nothing?
Honestly I like comedians in cars getting coffee more than I do Seinfeld. Discussion on the intricacies of how comedy works is fascinating to me. I think bill burr put it perfectly by saying how nobody realizes that Jerry is actually an angry guy. The best comedians are just genuine fucking people that don't sugar coat the world and point out the stupidity in the world we live in.
>>71785522
The candy lineup
>>71785522
I don't get the cult surrounding comedians at all. I figure it's got something to do with the Internet age, any asshole can spout their shitty opinion on their own soapbox so comedians that do it well and get paid for it are worshiped.
>>71785514
All of them, even Kathy Griffith
>>71785576
Even Estelle?I would maybe fuck Jerry's mom
>>71785608
Do you remember Jerry's first dad?
>>71784826
but hes always been white
George is dead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXa3Wi8fp2A
>>71785522
I'm curious about that, can I see it on television?
How do you watch it?
The one where Kramer said he's not doing so good.
The audience was laughing so hard.
>>71785732
Don't forget that he's a Jew.
>>71785608
You got me, I'd fuck that blonde first, BUT I'd fuck Estelle too
>>71785754
I think some boxes give access to crackle, but off the website is best.
The switching.
>tfw I'm 23 stocky short and can already see signs of balding
I'm destined to be George in 20 years
And I'm okay with it
>>71785857
You wont get to bang lots of women like he did though
>>71785572
Funny that most of my favorite comedians predate the net.
I don't worship any comedian, I just like comedy in general and love to hear discussion on it.
The show is great because you can tell the people who just get it from the people who are trying so hard to carry this whole idea of themselves they push and the "internet age" eats up their phony shit.
>>71785857
>I'm destined to be George in 20 years
alot less than that, also his character is 31 in the show.
>>71785892
I wasn't talking specifically about you, and I like that show as well. I just meant this recent explosion in interest in stand up, podcasts, twitter anything related to comedians. There's something more to it than just liking to laugh, on some level
>>71785514
the "loser" girl
>>71785979
Ben Stiller's wife?
>>71785876
>>71785915
YOU ARE RUINING INDEPENDENT GEORGE
>George walking back into work after quitting as if nothing happened, then trying to slip his boss a message because of movies
He is /tv/ incarnate and it is hilarious
>>71785959
I didn't even know there was a shit ton of stuff discussing comedy out there, is it really that saturated?
>>71786008
yes.
>>71786017
>mickey
I hate this fucking phone
>i've got a flash for you, joyboy
>>71786017
>>George walking back into work after quitting as if nothing happened
Larry David actually did this during his one year tenure writing for SNL. Nobody seemed to notice
I also did it once, didn't show up for the weekend at a shitty job, came in monday intending to quit in person and instead got congratulated by the store manager for working so well on such a busy weekend. Worked another two weeks before actually quitting
>>71784894
when that bitch laughed i could honesty strangle the life out of her
George and his answering machine message is the funniest moment in television history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=payDsNKcRKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFlBM60x4OI
>>71786968
Who is the Asian supposed to be?
I'm the assman
>>71787022
Jerry
>>71786968
This is pretty disappointing, from what I remember.
Summer of George is pretty great
>>71784792
Overrated kike shit. Redditors get mad.
>>71787189
I don't like that they reused the season 7 ending. It's much funnier for them to go "eh, want some coffee?" after a death than George's weird accident
>>71786066
this guy was the best, and you can see jerry trying so hard not to laugh the whole time
Dolores?
>>71788237
Mulva?
>>71784792
When the series ended.
>>71784792
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT LIKED THAT LINE
Bizzaro Jerry is my favorite episode. When Jerry acts like Kramer's wife after he gets a job it makes me laugh everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF5gDTA9zGM
>>71788049
You can see Jerry smirking a lot up through season 4
And you want to be my latex salesman
>>71785490
>>71785490
but that was george
>>71785514
Dolores
I think it moved
The end of The Summer of George.
Make love to that wall, pervert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld3QTH_sEeI
>>71785892
You know what you have to do now.List the try-hards.
>>71785776
Is that when the cigarette smoke fucked up his face?
The bank? It BURNED! It's GONE!
>he took IT out
WHO!?
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR THE RRRIBBON!?
OH, I WANTED TO SEE THAT.
THANKS.
THANKS A LOT.
>Superman race
> Neumann driving down highway " oh the humanity"
> Neumann "tell the world my story"
>the skit where they try to watch tv Ina house for sale pretending to out bid one another
>>71784792
>clearly a show with a comedic take on the every day troubles of urban city dwellers
>hurr its a show about nothing :^)
>>71788727
What do you mean it moved?
>>71789521
That's the joke fella
Boy you really went bald their didn't ya?
>>71788656
>studio audience howls with laughter
>jerry makes eye-contact with the camera and shrugs
>slide whistle
>It’s where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
>>71789674
Bosco
>>71784952
It's "pretzels", you fucking cocksucker.
>>71789475
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg3DB1lnpq0
BECAUSE HE'S MYYYY BUTLER
>>71789521
its literally a show about nothing
>>71789754
How did you know I suck cock?
I HAD PONY
I GOT IT AT THE INSTITUTE! THE INSTITUTE!
>>71784792
UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?!?!
>>71787145
>>71785979
That one annoyed the shit out of me. I mean I know that was the point but Kramer and George are fucking losers as well and fucking hell.
I mentioned how I liked horse manure.
>>71790118
>mah - newer
>>71790081
>Kramer
>a loser
L M A O
M
A
O
F
kill yourself
>>71790250
>kramer
>not a complete cunt loser
kill yourself
>>71790272
It's clear you're the loser of your group (of one)
>>71790250
Of the 4 of them Im the most like Kramer. George is the funniest though
>>71790272
Kramer lived an eccentric life without ever having a job, everyone else struggles at least once in the series
>>71785130
>like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli
the whole build up to that speech is, literally, kino
>>71785777
No he isn't. His actor is.
>>71784860
He's funny when he isn't being LOLZANY, he's fantastic when it's just subtle humour with the way he delivers lines.
>>71784792
The contest, everything about it.
Mulva
Manhands
Risotto
>I could never become a banker
That who court bit was fantastic
I never found Mickey funny.
BUT YOU TO GET
THE BIIIIHHIIG SALAD
>>71785777
Costanza isn't a Jew
>>71786968
That George is more costanza than costanza
>>71786161
That might've been the start of my SPH fetish.
Any time they go to the ocean for contemplative jazz is gold, but my favorite is when Jerry runs to the girl's door and does the voice.
HellOOO.
>>71786968
>that george
>>71785732
But George is an Italian and played by a Jew.
He couldn't be less white.
George acting annoyed to seem like he is busy working. It is true too.
Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?
>>71791552
THATS ALOTA GUM!
>>71786968
ooooo boy
I remember seeing a clip from this, on efukt maybe I don't remember
it was Jerry fucking Elaine and the porn actress for Elaine, oh fuck
she had some serious daddy issues or something cause she kept going on and on about how her pussy was perfectly shaped for his cock and how she wanted daddy to fuck her into the couch or w/e
it was really hot, and really scary
George = Elaine >= Cosmo
>>71791672
I got the tickets from a scal---
>Ctrl+f
>No "you gack?"
Plebs
I know why we have reservations.
>Why is it called Ovaltine?. The glass is round, the mug is round, it should be called Roundtine
Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and theyre running out of you!
>>71784792
some people said that Seinfeld is even better than friends but when I watched a few episodes it was mediocre at best, but most of the time just boring
>>71793127
Friends is for plebs
>>71786968
Alright, is anyone else imagining the over reaction and freak out George would have to who they casted for his part?
>>71784792
>believe it or not! George isn't at home~
>the frogger episode
>when Kramer sets up a porch outside his apartment
the one were jery get ipad
>>71785514
Marisa Tomei was the prettiest.
jerry: do you find this funny? is this funny?
costanza: *death stare* IT'S FUNNY!
>>71793127
how old are you?
>>71793217
kek, very true
Did you hear the one about Raquel Welch and the Pope in a lifeboat
>>71788400
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT
wow hey reddit
>>71785514
Debra Messing
>>71793127
So no one told you Friends was trash to be ignored
Your tried to watch Seinfeld, but just ended up bored
It's like the humor was a painful chore
And the show about nothing, actually
has so much more but
Friends is there for you
(Where the writing is poor)
Friends is there for you
(And it's not funny at all)
Friends is there for you
(You might like Big Bang Theory too)
this entire scene desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9tP9fI2zbE
>No, I slipped - and fell in the mud. Ruining the very pants I was about to return.
>I don't understand... you were wearing the pants you were returning?
>Well, I guess I was...
>What were you gonna wear on the way back?
>Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even get there!
My favorite bit of logic
>BLOW OUT THE CANDLES! I SAID BLOW OUT THE DAMN CANDLES!
>STOP IT FRAAANK YOU'RE KILLING HIM!
>BLOW 'EM OUT!!!
>>71785353
Proof?
Best moments. Julia's and Michael's acting in those is just fucking spot on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMQdtZx43D4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwlBVJYM38o
>>71794556
>is just fucking spot on.
Just say "spot on", you tryhard.
>>71793630
I love how Jerry can hardly keep it together. He's constantly on the verge of laughing in these scenes.
>>71794524
They had to spend millions collecting every video recorded copy. Thankfully no uncensored copies still exist.
>>71788727
Heh, saw that episode yesterday
>>71787211
Lol, yoy gay reddit :)
>>71788460
He doesn't even get a job, he just starts showing up.
>I don't even really work here!
>That's what makes this so difficult
Is there anyone else who likes the last two season more the the ones with Larry? People rag on them cause they got more wacky, but Season 5 had a golf ball in whale's blowhole.
>>71794796
I can say that I like them all, S1-9
>>71794796
Nah, the last season felt like someone doing their best impression of Seinfeld. Like a remake.
Jery get iPad
Elan form babby
Kram get cansur
Gorge gay
>>71794637
You lie. Stop lying, you liar.
>>71794931
somebodys lying on the internet! quick, to the righteous-mobile!
>>71785743
GOAT
>>71786066
>JERRY NO
When george btfo his therapist
"You know whats funny? That diploma on the wall,that is my idea of cooooomedy! You sitten there,TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO!!"
That entire scene may be my favorite george encounter.
>this whole thread
>no costanza dot jaypeg
I sure hope you guys don't do this
>>71794986
Lying is immoral and a sin, and liars will burn for eternity. I'm just trying to save his poor soul, anon. You fedora tipping, heathen, atheist bastard.
>>71786426
My dad sings this at me all the fucking time
>>71790512
This
Baad
>What zany plot have Kramer and Newman got themselves into this time?
Good
>It's pronounced thermometer
>>71789742
This.
Also anything with Mr Steinbrenner and Mr Peterman.
This one
https://youtu.be/-xU81C1JV_E
Would never have made it on the air today
>YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK
What did he mean by this?
Any scene with puddy.
>I'm not the one going to hell
>>71797657
>sure
The DEVILS!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ria37d9mInY
This and the bit from an episode I cant remember where someone calls Jerry and it shows him for half a second with the phone ringing then he like, punches the bottom of it so it flys up and he catches it without looking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c786OGJ1VU
>>71785520
No, it was about EVREYTHING!
>>71785572
Comedy is funny because the comedians find ways to tell us things we didn't know that we knew. This makes the mind of comedians interesting.
Why does /tv/ like a show about Jews so much?
>>71804849
sup /pol/
>>71804871
Serious question.
>>71804911
so you seriously dont understand why people like a comedy that has jews in it? What are you 5?
>>71784792
that whole story is fucking funny
>What happened to the doll?
>it was destroyed.
>That must have been some doll.
>....She was.
>>71804849
>>71804871
>>71804911
>>71804959
literally the first time on this board someone whining about pol has been less of a faggot than the guy they're responding to
I think it moved.
>>71785130
GOAT scene
>>71785727
yep
>>71786116
how did your boss think you were there if you werent?
>>71784792
The one where Kramer gets mistaken for a retard was pretty good.
VANDELAY INDUSTRIES
VANDELAY INDUSTRIES
>>71785522
You should watch Talking Funny if you havent seen it. It's Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Louis CK, and Ricky Gervais chatting about comedy and what's funny and what isnt. It's fucking comfy
>>71805148
Comfy aside from Gervais. He's cringey.
>>71784792
Man Hands
YOU NEVER HEARD OF BOZO THE CLOWN?
>>71804959
>so you seriously dont understand why people like a comedy that has jews in it?
No.
Fav was not even Seinfeld but curb. Michael not paying attention.gets me
https://youtu.be/SOn69IPOc5k
>>71797657
>SHIGGY
>>71800459
>>71785463
George? George?! GEOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGE!
I think we can all agree Puddy was the GOAT recurring character.except for Jackie
>>71805257
Kramer gets racist is funnier
>>71805353
Newman is the best side character
>>71794427
Any time Frank and Estelle talk, and then completely freak on each other.
![B1JM0ppCcAAcxy2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bfJUkZh.jpg "B1JM0ppCcAAcxy2[1].jpg")
>PIMPLE POPPER MD
>>71805406
i gotta agree with this
something about the way he plays the 'mortal enemy' just kills me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdOwTN4-n1I
>It's a pig man! Pig man!
SCAB
>>71786968
Seinfeld doesn't lend itself to porn because it doesn't have many major female characters.
Also, the studio that made that is a bunch of pussies for not having Estelle and Jerry's mom in their porno.
>>71805406
I forgot about Newman desu
>>71784792
The Mason was my favorite episode.
>>71793127
Holy shit you must be a moron
>>71799731
I CAN SIIIING
>>71805572
This
Might as well pick one not said. George pretending to have a place down in the Hamptons to Susan's parents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-MtW7hbzWk
Uh yeah, Doctor Cosmo Kramer, proctologist.
>>71786426
it's sad that millennials will never be able to relate to any of this because they have fucking Snapchat and Instagram
>>71806334
im a millenial, i use snapchat and instagram and yet i remember goofy anwsering machine messages.
>>71806334
I wonder what stupid shit will replace those things
>>71793127
Friends is fucking tripe garbage
>>71793571
Underrated
![curbyourenthusiasm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BnB4vmZ.jpg "curbyourenthusiasm[1].jpg")
Favorite Curb moments?
>>71791632
>she had some serious daddy issues or something cause she kept going on and on about how her pussy was perfectly shaped for his cock and how she wanted daddy to fuck her into the couch or w/e
*sick bassline*
The one with the crazy clown
>>71806725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRP_uMWFueY
>>71806676
when Larry argues with the Blacks about the thermostat, the subtle racism is brilliant
Also, when he rats out his "Caucasian" for eating Asian pussy
Mister Marbles?
>>71806773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPZyX8wN8RU
Do you ever yearn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnqBAuehmhM
>>71793127
You watched it from the beginning, didn't you?
https://youtu.be/wXMfLGSP6Ks?t=3m7s
>>71793571
>>71806919
just noticed he wears a star of David
>>71806676
when Larry tries to be enthusiastic about stuff ("milk & coffee!") - might be the same one Shaq is in
Freak Book
jeri by ipad
>>71786968
Rapist Jerry
PULP CAN MOVE, BABY.
>>71793127
5deep8u, mate.altho the first 2 seasons are pretty shit.
>>71806879
That's a pretty good one.
I personally like the scene where it's learned that george takes his shirt off to shit. He's at an upper society party where there's a magic eye poster. He get's distracted and forgets to put his shirt back on before returning to the party.
>>71806676
when he walks up the stairs after failing to bring Sheryl her itch medicine and you can hear her scratching.
Isnt there a continuous stream of Seinfeld episodes somewhere online? Someone want to help me out here pls
>>71806676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPWBrCc-1tU
>>71807422
It's the Shaq episode in S2.
Marble Rye
>>71806676
>he gave this to you?
>nah, man, i stole it.
>>71805197
that's transphobic, you cis scumm!!!
>>71789521
Seinfeld said the shows about how a comedian gets his material
>>71789521
It's a show about the rediculous lives of 'normal' people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofsljUAUdlc
>not posting the best kramer scene ever
They had to reshoot that so many times cuz jerry was constantly losing his sides
>>71785514
the NYU girl
>>71785915
>also his character is 31 in the show.
no shit? lately 31 doesn't seem too far away :\
>>71784792
George's dad calling Jerry telling him that George is dead
