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Erin Gilbert (Kristen Wiig), a physics teacher at Empire State University, has her opportunity to receive tenure jeopardized when her old friend, amateur paranormal researcher Abby Yates (Melissa McCarthy), publishes a book they wrote together several years prior, positing the existence of ghosts. Erin visits Abby and her new partner, nuclear engineer Jillian Holtzmann (Kate McKinnon), to ask Abby to remove her name from the book, and is persuaded by Abby and Jillian to accompany them to the Aldridge Hotel to investigate claims of paranormal activity made by the receptionist (Annie Potts).
Arriving there, the trio encounters the ghost of Madame Aldridge, the hotel's late owner, who vomits ectoplasm on Erin. Abby records the encounter, including a terrified Erin claiming that ghosts are real, and uploads it to youtube, leading to Erin being fired by dean Harold Filmore (Charles Dance). Abby then persuades Erin to join her and Jillian in opening a ghost-chasing business they call "Ghostbusters".
Meanwhile, subway worker Patty Tolan (Leslie Jones) runs into Rowan North (Neil Casey), an introverted engineer who has created a machine that amplifies paranormal activity, intending to open a breach between the world of the living and the world of the dead and release an army of ghosts to destroy the human race. After an encounter with a ghost that Rowan releases on the subway system, Patty seeks the Ghostbusters and volunteers to become a member and lend her street-smarts to the team. Together, they succesfully capture the subway ghost.
inb4 leaks from reddit
What did you spoil?
>>71781657
WHAT DA HELL IS UH ZUUL?
The team sets up a base of operations in a chinese restaurant and hires a dim-witted receptionist, Kevin (Chris Hemsworth), while Patty's uncle Bill (Ernie Hudson) provides them with their vehicle, a modified hearse known as the "Ecto-1". Meanwhile, Holtzmann attempts to make amends with her estranged mentor Rebecca Gorin (Sigourney Weaver), who disagrees with her career choices.
The Ghostbusters become increasingly popular as they capture more ghosts unleashed by Rowan, despite numerous attempts to discredit them, particularly from notable skeptic Martin Heiss (Bill Murray). Recognizing the escalating paranormal activity in New York City, the government secretly authorizes the Ghostbusters' activities, while publically denoucing them through their spokeswoman Jennifer Lynch (Cecily Strong).
The team ultimately confront Rowan himself and prevents him from using his machine to open the portal. Rowan chooses to commit suicide rather than let himself be captured. With his death, paranormal activity in NYC subsides, adding credence to the Heiss' claims about the Ghostbusters being frauds and damaging their reputation.
Going through Rowan's belongings, Erin and Abby learn Rowan attended the same school as them and his obsession with ghosts was born out of their own fascination with the subject.
>>71781825
>Ernie Hudson is Patty's uncle
WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE ANOTHER HEARSE JUST LYING AROUND?
Rowan returns as a ghost and swears revenge on the Ghostbusters, possessing Abby and attempting to kill Jillian. After Patty beats him out of Abby's body, Rowan possesses Kevin and heads to Times Square, where he activates a second machine he had secretly built, opening a portal between the two worlds and raising an army of ghosts that begin wreaking havoc in New York City, while also powering up Rowan's ectoplasmic form. To display his dominance over them, Kevin/Rowan leads the ghosts in a performance of "You Should Be Dancing" by the Bee Gees.
The Ghostbusters intervene despite the government's attempts to stop them, venturing into the evacuated area in the Ecto-1. After fighting off numerous ghosts, Erin manages to exorcise Rowan out of Kevin's body. Rowan demands that the Ghostbusters choose a form for him, and Patty absent-mindely thinks of a spraypainted ghost she saw on the subway line. Rowan becomes a towering version of the graffiti ghost and begins rampaging through the city.
>>71781883
>To display his dominance over them, Kevin/Rowan leads the ghosts in a performance of "You Should Be Dancing" by the Bee Gees.
Didn't they cut this scene?
>>71781820
Is that really the novelisation? It reads like a poorly summarised synopsis.
Why do people act like the original Ghostbusters was actually good? Is it all nostalgia or something?
Granted this remake will most certainly be awful, but the original sucked as well.
>>71781883
Forgot to spoil. Ah, who cares?The people begin evacuating the city to escape Rowan, although a lone cabbie (Dan Aykroyd) refuses to leave, claiming not to be afraid of ghosts. Heiss is also killed during the rampage.
The Ghostbusters fail to defeat Rowan by crossing their streams, and instead Erin and Abby venture into the portal, with ropes tied around their waists, and trick Rowan into directing his forces into the portal to kill it. Jillian and Patty then close it by destroying Rowan's machine, but manage to pull Erin and Abby out, while Rowan and his army become trapped in the world of the dead.
Lynch once again discredits the Ghostbusters in public and they don't receive any recognition for saving the city, but manage to use their savings to buy a new base of operations in an old firehouse. Erin and Kevin develop a relationship, Holtzmann earns Gorin's respect.
In an after-credits scene, Patty analyzes tapes recorded during their battle against Rowan, during which paranormal activity was at its peak, and asks the others "who the hell is Zuul?"
>>71781995
>le contrarian /tv/ maymay
>>71781791
My lunch.
>>71781924
A bit of it in the trailer, so who knows.
They apparently heavily cut around the movie after negative test-screenings.
>>71781995
I really do hope you get AIDS but not any kind of AIDS, but a new type and not the type that's killing the fags or the negros in Africa either. For some one like you, a new insidiously vicious form of AIDS will be necessary.
>>71782024
rewatch the movie. It's not good. I tried watching it again recently when it was on tv and I fell asleep.
>>71782100
>I don't like it, so it's bad.
Good post.
Smells like shit.
>>71782154
Looks like shit.
>>71782126
there isn't one funny scene.
Which usually isn't good for a movie that bills itself as a comedy
>>71782014
>a lone cabbie (Dan Aykroyd) refuses to leave, claiming not to be afraid of ghosts.
Something tells me this won't be quite as compelling as that scene in Avengers that it's ripping off.
>>71782171
I bet you think Family Guy is funny.
>>71781995
Fuck off, poisoning the well isn't going to end the discussion.
The original Ghostbusters is a legit classic - hence why Hollywood wanted to continue the franchise.
>>71781657
Anyone ever had a female physics teacher?
>>71782291
Yes
>>71781883
>guy kills himself because ghostbusters prevented him from using his ghost machine
>but he has a second one he built in a more secret location
>bugsbunnyreaction.jpg
>>71781657
>Abby then persuades Erin to join her and Jillian in opening a ghost-chasing business they call "Ghostbusters".
fucking hell
>>71782239
Family guy was pretty funny back in the day. I remember vividly watching the DVDs with some buddies after it got canceled, but before it it got renewed. good times
Post a funny scene from the original ghostbusters and I might rethink my opinion.
>>71782014
>although a lone cabbie (Dan Aykroyd) refuses to leave, claiming not to be afraid of ghosts.
if he literally says "I AINT AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS" i'll kill myself
>>71782357
>"peter griffin fart in the daughter's mouth" :^)
>>71782291
Teachers do not need to know or learn the subjects they teach (in the usa). They just need to be able to make the student learn from the book/PC and grade tests/papers using their outlined project sheets.
>>71781883
>, Kevin/Rowan leads the ghosts in a performance of "You Should Be Dancing" by the Bee Gees
So all those years ago, those Sony leaks were right.
we fucking know everything already because it was leaked from reddit a fucking million years ago
>>71782259
> continue the franchise
You mean "reboot the franchise".
With the 'visionary' ideas of Paul Feig at that.
>>71782357
>Family guy
>funny
Only if you are sociopath.
>>71782364
He literally says I ain't afraid of no ghosts. It was on one of those brief tv ads.
>>71782395
>Teachers do not need to know or learn the subjects they teach (in the usa)
How the fuck does that work? What if the student has questions about the subject?
>>71782435
>>71782364
But will it be worse than his Casper appereance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSpvtwt-4HU
>>71782291
My Physics teacher was both a woman and knew her shit about physics. She was a great teacher and nowshe's apparently deathly ill.
>>71782433
sure whatever you say. It was funny as hell.
>>71782364
Dude...got some bad news for ya
>>71782496
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
>>71782483
That scene is twice as funny as anything that will be in the new one, I'd put money on it
>>71782540
Because now
How about a source, you cuck?
>>71782512
>monkey retard detected
>>71782573
I will snatch
So how's a sequel with Zuul supposed to work out if they already used the "the bad guy possesses a nerd, rampages through the city and forces the Ghostbusters to choose a form for him"?
>>71782483
I always thought this was cute reference, but I never understood why Ray would be afraid of Casper's brothers like that after facing off with Gozer or Vigo...never made sense
>>71782557
lel. Is that a scene that ghostbusters rubes actually think is funny? jesus christ you guys are more pathetic than I thought.
>>71781820
Every time I read a shit novel, it always has the word consternation shoved in there.
And shit that read like a synopsis.
>>71782607
>joke in a movie for kids
>>71782597
every motherfucker birthday
>>71782614
>"this smells worse than a turd."
>"kek u think shit smells good."
>>71782598
Maybe Zuul possess Leslie Jones and has her fuck the shit out of Hemsworth to bring about the end days
>>71782596
I watched the first seasons of family guy as a middle schooler as it aired. It was funny as hell. Nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.
>>71782614
Thats not a Ghostbuster scene, you fucking moron. Its from Casper the friendly ghost
>>71781820
What's the market audience for novelizations anyway? Won't people who are too lazy to read a proper book would rather watch the movie anyway?
>>71782702
>middle schooler
I bet you think Adam Sandler films are comedy gold.
>>71782661
Is this supposed to be funny? Something can smell worse than a turd.
I don't even know if this is a quote from the original movie, it's so bad you might have just made it up right now.
>>71782784
Confirmed reddit shitposter.
The jig is up, kiddo.
>>71782749
There is usually a small subset of autists who buy anything related to a movie including novelizations on the hopes that the novel expands on some things the movie couldn't plus their autistic desire to be a real fan.
>>71781825
>>71782014
>Threaten Bill Murray with a lawsuit if he doesn't make a cameo
>Make him the 'unlikable skeptic' that gets killed off
He doesn't deserve any of this.
>>71782780
I did in the late 90s/early 2000s. Then again I was around 10 years old. Not sure how well they hold up now, but probably not well.
>>71782291
Yes.
>told us all she failed physics at school & college
>let girls get away with shit but punished lads for the smallest infraction
>gave out homework, punished you for not doing it but never marked & returned it
>literally handed in a piece of homework full of gibberish and got no comment from her
>year leading up to final exams she went on maternity leave
>seen teachers stay at school until they could barely get through doors with their bellies, she left before there was even a noticeable bump
>because she was on maternity leave we got a bunch of shit sub teachers and lots of people only got Cs (not me) despite it being a top set class
The only upside of having her as a teacher was that one of our sub teachers was a bamf.
He claimed to work for MI6 when he was young, listening to Russian communications and what not.
He also taught everyone how to wire plugs and about the qualities of rubber despite it not being on the syllabus.
>>71782837
>"Yeah I was this old in 199x. I can't be an underage shit poster."
>>71782859
>gave out homework, punished you for not doing it but never marked & returned it
Many of my teachers did this and to this day I don't understand why
>>71782677
Pls no
>>71782859
>He also taught everyone how to wire plugs and about the qualities of rubber despite it not being on the syllabus.
>>71782818
>Confirmed reddit shitposter.
>The jig is up, kiddo.
I fucking hate /tv/ so much. I'll continue to monitor the board like I have for years, but I just see no need to even comment anymore since you guys are so obsessed with other websites. reddit is brought up literally every 10 or so posts. It's embarrassing really.
>>71783012
You need to go back.
>>>/reddit/
I have actually seen the fucking film. There was an advanced screening yesterday. It starts pretty close and then gets kinda far off by the end. Possibly because of rewrites and or reshoots. General plot of the film is right though.
Good movie. Not OG Ghostbusters or even Paul Feig's best movie but good.
>>71782917
lel ok. theres a reason family guy was brought back. It was because of people like me who really liked the show when it originally aired.
>>71783065
>"it was because a majority of americans like shitty lazy humor"
You know what, you're right.
No one wanted a reboot, no one wanted a sequel. Ghostbusters is a classic, you want a third story? Go play the canon PS3 game. I guarantee you'll have a better time. This movie will be forgotten, but Im going to be pissed if Back to the Future gets remade
>>71783133
Based Zemeckis won't let it happen.
>>71783071
At one point, Hemsworth's character says the line "Aquariums are like submarines for fish." Not in any of the marketing or leaks. I have seen into the future that is a week from now.
>>71783055
Hey look guys the paid SONY marketers are actually getting better at shilling. At least you lowered the bar to mediocre
>>71782014
>Erin and Kevin develop a relationship
>>71783111
>I'm a level 10 fedora who judges people based off of their comedy preferences when they were 10 years old
>>71783133
>>71783159
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/back-to-the-future/remake-sequel-robert-zemeckis/
>In news that will either come as a crushing disappointment or a soaring relief for fans of the classic 1985 blockbuster, Hollywood won’t be going back to Back to the Future…for the foreseeable future, at least.
>Robert Zemeckis, who directed the film and its two sequels, has vowed that Back to the Future will never be remade in his lifetime – and hopes that his estate will figure out a way to continue blocking remakes after his death.
>“Oh, God no,” the 63-year-old director told the Telegraph, when asked if – as one of the two rights holders to the original film, along with co-writer Bob Gale – he would ever consider signing off on a remake.
>“That can’t happen until both Bob and I are dead. And then I’m sure they’ll do it, unless there’s a way our estates can stop it.
>“I mean, to me, that’s outrageous. Especially since it’s a good movie. It’s like saying ‘Let’s remake Citizen Kane. Who are we going to get to play Kane?’ What folly, what insanity is that? Why would anyone do that?”
>>71782483
>Doesn't even bother shaving his mustache for the scene
Kek.
>>71782859
I never had a female physics teacher, but had a fucking awful female film analysis instructor, which seems fitting for a ghostbusters thread.
>almost done with degree, need extra shit, take film analysis class since it seems fun
>course is in actual theatre, tons of people in the class, we just watch movies, the instructor talks a bit, then we leave
>instructor gets insanely butthurt when people skip, which makes no sense as we can get her handouts online and all we're doing is watching a movie (her lecture afterwards is all from her handouts, almost word for word)
>she doesn't take attandance as there are 80 people in the class
>one day get called in for work, could use the extra hours, only class is film analysis and it's fucking SHARK STORY
>I decide i can skip it, i download shark story later, use the handout online, do my homework that way
>fast foward to finals, she barks a LOT about people skipping various movies, tells us good luck on the final
>6 questions, 5 of them are about various themes of films we watched, essay stuff - long but not horrible. last question is literally worth 50 points, asking "what was the color i asked the class to remember after we viewed Shark Story?"
>I guess purple, get an F
>>71783055
Hopefully it will quietly go away.
>>71783221
I seem to have upset you, Anon.
>>71782323
Actually, once you know for sure that life continues after death, killing yourself is a good idea for a quick escape.
>>71782821
Usually when a character gets killed off when the actor is sick of the franchise, it means they themselves demanded the death so they don't get bugged about it anymore.
>>71783240
>ast question is literally worth 50 points, asking "what was the color i asked the class to remember after we viewed Shark Story
I'm guessing she was tenured, because that's some new level faggotry
>>71783240
Thats some bullshit. I would have gone to the dean. I personally had a terrible math teacher.
>Goes over the material at a fast pace and barely explains shit
>Nearly the entire class is failing that semester
>Doesnt bother to go over it in more detail because "we need to stay on schedule"
>>71782821
Death is sweet release.
https://youtu.be/g2Lrj0AEEcA
Everyone says it's the must see.
>>71783055
We know from the Sony leaks that you guys are given "bad comments" scripts where you make a few off hand comments but in general you're still shilling hard
So go fuck yourselves
>>71783164
Kek. Seems like a grade A comedy to me. Green light it
>>71782607
A)Non canonical joke in a kids movie.
B)He went in solo.
>>71783294
Pretty much. I was surprised certain people were shocked about Han Solo, because Ford was obviously sick of this shit.
>>71782171
>bills itself as a comedy
uh, no it doesn't.
Just because it has humour (good or bad whatever) in it doesn't mean it's a comedy.
In fact, it's hard to tell you what genre the orignal Ghostbusters is, and I think that's in part why it's so beloved and as an addend' why this reboot is so despised. Original Ghostbusters wasn't a comedy, but it had a lot of humour in it. It wasn't a horror nor a thriller, but it could be spooky at times.
>>71783233
Based Bob's
>>71783353
Critic TV spots are meaningless. They pull out of context quotes from random sources and expect it to mean something
>>71783353
Why are they leaking the entire movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFRJHB8MQi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzgTFHwL3pY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4IicQMpxdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5KmNVXO70
>That guy's scream
AHAHAHAH WTF
>>71783318
>>71783336
I'm actually not certain. I was really pissed at the time but ended up with the credits I needed even without the class, so stopped caring as I had other shit to do (moving back, etc).
It still annoys me that what should have been a pretty fun class was so shitty - I had taken a few other film classes and learned quite a bit and had fun.
>>71783271
I won't even remember this discussion tomorrow anon. I don't care in the slightest bit
>>71783468
As seen in ASM2, SONY cant market for shit. They're showing their best hand to bring you in but they have literally nothing else to show you once your ass is in the seat.
>>71783378
no wonder why that scene was so fucking canned.
>>71782469
Then they're fucked.
>>71783490
>has to tell me he's not emotionally affected by my post on an anonymous image board
>>71783353
>>71783055
From all the clips I've seen, this movie is definitely on a Grown Ups 2 and Pixels level.
>>71783388
>Original Ghostbusters wasn't a comedy, but it had a lot of humour in it. It wasn't a horror nor a thriller, but it could be spooky at times.
well I personally didn't feel any of those things.
I didn't feel humor, or suspense, or horror at any moment. It was just a movie with an interesting plot.
http://www.cnet.com/news/new-ghostbusters-cast-ad-lib-replies-to-youtube-trolls-in-movie/
Though I still wouldnt want another Ghostbusters of any kind, heres my personal cast list
>Terry Crews
>Steve Carrell
>Paul Rudd
>Tina Fey
>>71783693
A woman like Ellie Kemper would be a better fit there than Tina.
>>71783758
Honestly I wanted Tina as their secretary and I couldnt think of a 4th member
>>71783758
ellie is such a qt :^)
her netflix show is literally 0/10. she was great on the office though
>>71781657
>women
>physics
>>71782164
BUT IT'S A BREAKFAST CEREAL.
>>71783818
Amy Poehler for the West Coast GB office and Tina Fey for the East Coast GB Office
>>71783870
>using the smiley with the carat nose
>>71782364
Get the helium bag ready m8
>>71783942
24 carat gold smiley face :^)
Why can't there ever be a haunted house filled with ghosts who only want to give blowjob?
Yep, it really makes sense now. As in, the entire plot that you have seen millions of times in the trailers. I knew it all along. The Trailers really gave away the plot all along, all because Sony must be hating the audience right now all thanks to Adam Sandler and the Cinematic Catastrophe, "Pixels".
(Note: If you compare the new poster with the pixels poster. It's possible that sony is trying to cash in on that trash ala Pixels and it's Low Brow Douchebaggery Sandler-esqe humour.)
>>71784172
You'd fit right in at /co/
>>71782364
Can I get all your stuff anon?
>>71782433
socipath here, don't associate us with family guy fans please
>>71784275
>Going to /co/mblr
fuck you
>>71783233
Guys, I have an Idea, let remake citizen Kane with a Black woman
>>71782821
Why is he obligated to do a cameo?
>>71783594
Nobody gives a fuck snowflake
>>71784545
Feel better now making that post, fucktard? Feel like you 'belong'? hit the meme goldmine? You're a fucking idiot.
>>71784587
Leftover sequel clause in his contract for the originals. He likely signed on for 3 movies and the game didn't count because its not a movie.
>>71781883
>Rowan demands that the Ghostbusters choose a form for him, and Patty absent-mindely thinks of a spraypainted ghost she saw on the subway line. Rowan becomes a towering version of the graffiti ghost and begins rampaging through the city.
How original.
>>71783468
God. That shit isn't funny. This just isn't funny...at all. This is not good humor. This is awful, awful, awful.
>>71782598
>implying this shit will actually have a sequel after its poor performance
>>71782859
>let girls get away with shit but punished lads for the smallest infraction
fuck this brings back infuriating memories.
>>71783693
>Terry Crews
>Charlie
>Mac
>Dennis
This is undeniable.
>>71784587
legal binding contract from some agreement he had with sony previously
>>71781825
I hope Ernie got paid well
>>71784938
What about DeVito?
>>71784976
He called it a stupid idea and then like a month later Sony announced he was making a cameo in it. I imagine Sony paid him enough to keep his trap shut.
>>71783693
This cast is actually good. But Tina as the GB secretary and put a super hot actress to play the fourth member of the team who happens to be a genious too.
>>71784710
>"DO YOU SEE THAT... THE EYES!"
>>71785336
And the pack test with McCarthy being flung around like a rag doll? This is a fucking parody.
>>71782749
Well for something like a sci-fi or fantasy film I could see a novelization giving some insight that's not in the movie, the Star Wars novelizations do a lot of that sort of thing.
Reading a novelization of a slapstick comedy film though? I don't see who would, and the thing is they really pushed this novelization too, it's at all the newsstands and airports and shit.
>>71781657
>Charles Dance subjected himself to this garbage willingly
He also did voice work for a video game.
It's such a shame when these talented individuals smear their integrity like this.
Is it true in one scene they're all naked to be decontaminated?
>>71782291
Several.
>high school physics teacher was fucking based. Clearly knew her shit and one of the biggest reasons why I'm studying engineering
>college physics 1 teacher was absolutely atrocious, terrible at explaining stuff and threw a third, non-scheduled exam onto us a week before finals (the standard is two).
>physics 2 had two female teachers, one of them really good teacher and a complete sweetheart of a woman, the other one mediocre teacher and a fucking bitch at grading exams
Mixed bag but then again it's the same deal with men
>>71783468
>that third clip
there's no fucking way that they're just vaporizing the ghosts
>>71785022
Slimer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSJSWy2o_1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DpPicOZOig
>tfw the remake won't have a scene as heavy as this
for fucks sake did people react this way about robocop remake?
>>71785937
The Robocop remake didn't have its marketing team insult the fanbase to this degree if at all.
>>71782291
Yeah... she was one of the best professors in the department.
>>71785937
we saw amy and the other cunts, emails.
>>71785937
They didn't shit talk fans of the original for disliking it
>>71785375
>This is a fucking parody.
That's what I have been saying.
Feig has made a comedy parody with ghosts and not a "Ghostbusters" movie.
>>71783055
Guys ...
... what if it's ... not too bad?
>>71786201
I've thought about that possibility. But everything we've seen so far is pretty god awful. Like not even 1 funny joke, terrible CGI, "SLAMSHOT". It looks razzy tier and I'd be shocked if this was just the worst marketing job ever.
>>71786201
It's gonna burn either way. Fuck Amy and fuck sony.
>OP hasn't posted a source
>no one else has posted a source
Confirmed for bullshit.
>>71783240
>shark story
It's called Shark Tale retard
>>71786293
The movie was spoiled months ago. It's matched up with every single bit of everything shown and dug up.
>>71783468
>"Do you see thaht? The ahyes!"
What the fuck kind of accent is she doing? Does she talk like this the whole movie?
>>71785937
When people said that the Robocop or Total Recall remakes looked like shit, they weren't called sexist for it
>>71782090
This
>>71781995
Contrarians have gotten to the point where it confuses me why they do it when it's obvious as fuck what they're doing.
>>71786355
Nothing in there about Ernie Hudson being the gorilla's uncle.
>>71783233
I for one am looking forward to 2028's 'Back to the Futrizzle', starring Kevin Hart as Doc Brown and Rebel Wilson as Martine McFly.
>>71786459
That's been revealed elsewhere.
>>71786201
Something about the movie is making me excited to eventually see it.
Hemsworth, Wiig and Kate are the highlights for me.
>>71786244
Well Feig does have a point about his movies not doing good that well with trailers.
I give his Spy movie an 8/10. But that's because it is meant to be a spoof. Ghostbuters is NOT meant to be a spoof but yeah will see how it looks from start to finish.
>>71786659
After the second cop hits the pipe, what exactly does he do to him? It looks like the cop just throws himself to the ground submissively.
>>71786359
It's hilarious though especially the way she says "I'm gonna plug these things..." at 0:24 secs
>>71785779
In the 2009 Ghostbusters game (which was an excellent third movie), some ghosts had to be trapped but some also had to be 'dissipated' due to being weaker spirits or some such excuse. I have a feeling that they're borrowing from there.
>>71781736
>that filename
>>71785910
>The legitimately fucked up looking ghoul in the taxi
There was some stunning effects work on that movie.
>>71787795
I wish there was a proper behind the scenes documentary
Looks like it was a blast to work on from photos though
>>71781657
>implying we care about this movie
>>71781657
>Tolan
>>71787901
jesus christ i just realize the origin of my sexual awakening was
It shouldn't be this hard to make a half-decent Ghostbusters. You take a silly concept, play it as straight as you can and sprinkle in a few characters that organically generate humor. It's not massively dissimilar to Firefly in that regard, now that I think about it.
I work at a movie theater. Part of my job is to watch movies to make sure the file works. I am going to be watching ghostbusters wednesday night. Wish me luck /tv/.
>>71787901
>alien quadrilogy tier ghostbusters documentary
FUND IT
>>71782469
That anon is lying to you. Teachers have to have a bachelor's degree in their subject, take a test to prove they are proficient at said subject, and take courses specifically on how to teach said subject.
>>71784275
I wonder if they knew that they were planting funny feelings in the hearts of young boys that would one day bloom into the fastest growing fetish when they made that movie.
>>71784814
It's terrible because this doesn't just come from women, thirsty men will also let girls get away with anything.
Fucking women have it made their whole lives.
>>71782496
Wait....
Was her name Mrs. Lieux?
>>71783568
Not the other anon but Jesus Christ, get laid already you worthless NEET
>>71782364
I hope you've led a fruitful life, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKkrvloomyQ
>>71781657
The rape scene was a little over the top. A lot of people walked out of the theater at that point. Overall, it's not worth the time.
>>71782291
Physics chair at my university was a woman,
albeit she was one of only two in the department
Took Atomic from her, it's her pet subject so it was pretty interesting
>>71782364
an hero in the theater right after he says it
>>71781657
>Empire State University
Ghostbusters in the MCU confirmed
>>71784545
2019 - Citizen Kayne
Calling it now.
>>71785990
What emails?
Read up to
>Charles Dance
count me in.
>>71784545
Actually, I'd watch a Citizen Kane-type movie about Oprah.
>>71782291
Yeah, and she was one of the best teachers I had.
>>71785910
The Taxi zombie and the Librarian scared the shit out of me as a kid.
>>71781657
I don't care about any of that I just want to know if it failed or not
As horrdenously shitty as this looks, I am tempted to use my scene points to see it for free, ONLY because I have a big frothy hardon for Kristen Wiig and Kate McKinnon.
I also sometimes don't mind seeing a shitty movie in the theater, because it's genuinely fun to laugh at shitty movies sometimes.
>>71783468
That third spot
>snap zoom
>slow motion combat
MAKE IT STOP PLEASE! I just want this to be a nightmare I can wake up from!!!
Is it true they defeat the big bad byshooting at his dick?
>>71790381
Early review from another thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Pvk70Gx6c [Embed]
>>71783240
>her lecture afterwards is all from her handouts, almost word for word)
Sounds like my Artificial Intelligence teacher.
>was supposed to be an on-campus class
>teacher got bored after two classes
>decided to make it an online course
He technically didn't have the authority to do that but none of us cared because hey, we don't have to be on campus. But that's when things went to shit.
>his online lectures are literally just powerpoint presentations of him reading whatever chapter we were doing
>never responded to questions via email or phone (this was before texting was commonplace) so if you didn't understand the concepts in the book, you couldn't follow his "lectures"
>not a single one of us gets anything higher than a D on anything because nothing makes sense to any of the students the way it's going
>myself and a few others are seniors and, if we failed we wouldn't graduate
>we all practically have to grovel just to get a passing D
I think one person may have gotten a C on one assignment but that was the highest grade the entire time.
>>71786659
>Something about the movie is making me excited to eventually see it.
I'm sure I'll watch it once it's on one of the movie channels we get on TV, but I'm not paying to see it, and I won't even bother pirating it. Basically, not going to go out of my way to watch it, but if it shows up, why the hell not watch?
>>71790830
I'm honestly ok with Kate McKinnon and her character, just that right amount of crazy, hot, and smart. Great comedic timing too.
It's too bad her character has a terrible movie wrapped around her.
>>71791515
So the movie is basically a bunch of man-hating because Paul Feig was bullied by other guys as a kid
lmao you can't make this shit up
>>71781657
>Abby then persuades Erin to join her and Jillian in opening a ghost-chasing business they call "Ghostbusters".
This isn't true at all.
I saw the movie last night at a screening. They have this ridiculous long winded name for the business.
It's the TV news that dubs them Ghostbusters
OP
IS
A
LYING
FAGGOT
>>71792052
>So the movie is basically a bunch of man-hating
There isn't any man hating in this movie at all. And the best character in the film is a guy who steals many of the best and most funny scenes.
You faggots sound like virgins.
Ask my anything, I saw this movie last night.
>>71792028
She's one of the best characters in the film. It made me sad that she's a lesbian because I'm in love with her in this movie.
>>71792095
How much is Sony paying you?
>>71792095
$3.56 has been deposited into your account
>>71782291
Yeah, my HS Physics teacher was/is fucking cash.
>>71782179
There was a commercial that ripped or cammed from tv that shows how no ethusiastic he was but that has likely been removed from youtube already.
So, no mention of anything important with Slimer's girlfriend?
>>71792126
>>71792143
Hillarious butthurt
>>71792383
>So, no mention of anything important with Slimer's girlfriend?
She's only in one sceneWhen Slimer steals the Ecto 1, he's cruising around with her in the front seat.
>>71787681
This, more or less. Different spirits have different amounts of energy.
>>71781820
>Hawkins and Rorke were powerless as they boogied to the beat.
Hawkins and Rorke were powerless as they boogied to the beat.
>Hawkins and Rorke were powerless as they boogied to the best.
>>71781657
>subway worker Patty Tolan
i wonder who the black character is
{Repost Bump} Yep, it really makes sense now. As in, the entire plot that you have seen millions of times in the trailers. I knew it all along. The Trailers really gave away the plot all along, all because Sony must be hating the audience right now all thanks to Adam Sandler and the Cinematic Catastrophe, "Pixels".
(Note: If you compare the new poster with the pixels poster. It's possible that sony is trying to cash in on that trash ala Pixels and it's Low Brow Douchebaggery Sandler-esqe humour.)
>>71784545
WE
WUZ
KANES
>>71786359
hahaha that was fucking funny, she's totally going for for camp
>>71783233
This actually makes me a little sad.
I mean, I'm glad, because at least that way there's no way they'd fuck it up.
But I've had the perfect pitch to a Back to the Future remake for the longest time, and now I'll never get to use it.
>recruit one of the members by fucking her over and getting her fired from her job
>>71796196
>But I've had the perfect pitch to a Back to the Future remake for the longest time, and now I'll never get to use it.
Why not just rewrite it into its own thing?
>>71781995
Here's your reply.
>>71782291
Yeah, and math.
>>71792418
Hilarious shill.
>>71781775
reviews released today have 100% confirmed the leaks.
>Charles Dance
>Bill Murray plays a skeptic who dies trying to disprove the 'Ghostbusters'
>Dan Aykroyd is a taxi driver who 'ain't afraid of no ghosts'
Jesus fuck guys
theyve done it
they killed it
>>71781825
>IT DOESN'T BASH MEN, YOU SHITLORDS
>the villain is a man
>>71781736
Imagine sticking your big white dick in that mouth.I can't be the only one that gets hard looking at these posters, right? They're very sensual tbqh.
>>71791832
nigga that's all my fucking IT classes
the only difference is that
>we always have to attend both labs and luctures, on campus
>80% of us fails said classes, no matter what
Reminder
>>71797013
You are a degenerate
>>71797150
Don't be like that, famalam. With a mouth that big your dick will fit into it too. Come on, buddy, whaddaya say?
>>71785910
God damn Sigourney is fucking smoking in that scene.
Feed me memes.
>>71792443
>Its the spin off for the slimer movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-6VLuz75yw
Also, Amy Pascal is going to need a lot of this to clean up the mess on her hands.
>>71796969
Not while Rick Moranis is not shilling for them. We'll still have Ray Parker Jr. and Bobby Brown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Pvk70Gx6c
>It's shit
Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
You couldn't make up this shit if you tried.
>>71782357
>Family guy was pretty funny back in the day
stopped reading there
>>71788114
steal the file and upload it to the internet so we can all watch it for the memes without paying for it
>Paul Feig sacrificed his reputation, career, a chance at directing a Ghostbusters reboot, millions of dollars and more
>just to make sure Hollywood stays away from having females in lead roles for at least the next fifteen years
THANK YOU BASED FEIG
>>71796196
Unless you're some well established millionaire who just likes to cruize 4chan, its a good thing.
Execs would have tore your shit to peices and placed modern product placements and REMEMBER THIS GUIZE scenes all over it. Then they'd of divristifed the fuck out of it.
I can see the characters going into the future now with 4+ different bathrooms...
1984
>I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
2016
>Imma black womyn from the shtreetz yo and I saw that gang sign cool graffiti in my hood
>>71797498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMCaxL7YRj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akiOi4HtGyo
>>71797449
Whaaaaaat? Noooooooo....noooo, that's, whaaaaat?
>>71783233
>Robert Zemeckis, who directed the film and its two sequels, has vowed that Back to the Future will never be remade in his lifetime
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Some sad news tonight as famed director Robert Zemeckis was found dead this morning of a "self-inflicted gunshot wound." In other entertainment news, a Back to the Future reboot starring Seth Rogan and Kevin Hart begins production today."
>>71782291
I majored in physics so yeah, I had several female profs (30-40% of my professors). They all knew their shit. One was hot as fuck too, but married to a body builder who could break me in half.
>>71781657
intending to open a breach between the world of the living and the world of the dead and release an army of ghosts to destroy the human race
For literally what fucking purpose
>>71799027
People were mean to him
>>71798926
If this happens hollywood needs to be holocausted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOieWN28BlE
100% quality action scenes
>>71782291
Yup, she was awesome, one of my best teachers.
>>71782364
Kek
>>71797471
>ghost milkies
>>71799166
Wtf i hate feminism now
>>71781995
Please just go away and die somewhere cold, alone and where nobody can help you.
Sony's removing any posts about the review from their Facebook page.
>>71781995
>all the (You) from cucks hating the new flick and numales defending it
Nice.I agree it was never that good
>>71783159
>Based Zemeckis won't let it happen.
Based Zemeckis will die in your lifetime
>Bill's last role is this one
>He is going to die next
THIS ISN'T FAIR
>kill the evil guy by shooting him in the dick
>this is 2016 feminism
gas the cunts, sex war now
>>71799419
They all gonna need a gassing soon
>>71784545
The only person I could see having the gall, guts or lack of foresight is Kayne, and calling it Citizen Kayne.
But I don't eve think he's that insane enough.
>>71781657
>Patty seeks the Ghostbusters and volunteers to become a member and lend her street-smarts to the team
>>71797930
10/10
Put that on a cinema screen and I'll pay to see it.
>>71781995
I wouldn't say sucked but you're right, it's what plebs and capeshitters 30 years ago adored
>>71797703
>REMEMBER THIS GUIZE scenes all over it
My god.
Shit like that is my lifebane. Why do people think that these scenes need to be in movies?
To me, a good reference is something that big fans of the series would catch on to, not lifting entire scenes
>>71782291
Not physics but 8th grade science and a decent teacher
>literally every bad person is male
>>71799166
jesus christ
it actually looks worse then what I thought it would
just fucking end it
daily reminder, this will make millions and millions no matter what and a sequel will come of it because of nu-males and females
>>71799751
>We will no longer surrender this industry to the false song of feminism and numale cuckoldry
>the politically incorrect film remains the primary source of enjoyment for all movie-goers around the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSpvtwt-4HU
>>71782291
A couple.
The chair of my undergraduate department, my undergraduate astronomy prof, and my graduate E&M prof. They were all good, qualified, decent instructors.
>3 of them are highly educated confirmed
>the only black one is an uneducated stereotype confirmed
Fuck this shit! I'm boycotting this cracker feminist fantasy!
>>71792095
Shut the fuck up shill
>>71785937
Robocop remake was mediocre, but it at least TRIED to do something that still honored the original while trying to do something new and different with it and I can respect that.
THIS? This is a fucking abomination. Every analog print should be burned and every digital drive should be magnetically bricked and then buried in the Mexican landfill where they dumped all those copies of ET.
>>71797137
What happened to this guy? He made 2 good movies, then completely fell off
>>71782364
RIP Anon.
>>71792095
lmao at this desperate shilling
>>71782364
>After you kill yourself the femm ghostbusters will catch your tortured spirit and lock it up so you have to spend eternity hearing them from inside the containment unit
>>71782291
Everyone answering yes to this question is a fat land whale feminist that is full of shit.
Women can't understand advanced concepts of math and science.
>>71781791
The movie is going to flop.
>>71792095
How many shekels was it?
Looks like the sony shill Devin Faraci is shitting on anyone who won't give a positive review of Ghostbusters. Ow long before Patton goea on the offensive?
https://mobile.twitter.com/devincf?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>>71800587
Isn't that the goony faggot that got the shit beat out of him in the boxing ring?
>>71781865
had to take Egon somewhere
>>71800684
He's the guy who said the shitty Fantastic 4 reboot was good. He's a shill critic.
>>71797366
KEK!
>>71797449
>Chris Hemsworth has more charisma than the four female leads and steals every scene he's in
kek
The only bad preview reviews that we've seen so far were from pathetic baby men. Every normal reviewer has said it's one of the best movie they've ever seen. Still on track to make $1.1 billion.
>>71800684
>>71800782
He's both of those of things
>>71800838
>$0.05 has been deposited to your account from Sony
>>71800838
Hey Devin, howya doin. Say hi to Amy for me, wouldya
/pol/ has infested this thread
>>71782291
In high school I had really good female math and physics teachers. Also, the head of my university's mathematics department (which includes theoretical physics) is female and a pretty good lecturer
>>71798678
>No penis
>Smash the patriarchy
>>71794737
underrated.
>>71797928
I just realized that what scares the black woman most looks like a nightmare version of a Klansman.
>>71800933
/pol/ had this board for some time now, where have you been
>>71782291
Yeah, I've had four and they were all pretty good
You know, I honestly bet that these women are probably at least somewhat funny on their own. They probably just got suckered in by some corporatized attempt at feminist pandering to do some movie that will inevitably fail.
>>71797366
Lel. Very good
>villains entire backstory is that he's introverted
>>71797306
Amy Pascal seems downright retarded. What is her deal?
>>71782259
>hence why
Goddamn illiterate piece of shitfuck.
Devin Faraci is such a fucking moron. State that if you don't like the movie, you're sexist and it's not a "crazy" thing to believe, then blocked a guy because the guy was defending this other guys movie review.
>>71789008
>this is an original comment
>>71782581
How about quoting the person you're talking to, you cuck?
>>71782483
That's at least a fun joke to have in a kid's movie about Casper
I'll leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Pvk70Gx6c
>>71788195
High School teachers need a masters in their subject. At least in NY, every state has different laws.
>>71782291
>>71800962
I am kicking myself that I never took my high school's neuroscience class which had a female teacher. Took Physics 2 which I did not like much. Ended up doing bio in college anyway.
>>71785609
>Charles Dance
>smering his integrity
implying he has any
