Picasso?
He'll never amount to a thing!
>reminder that Carl did nothing wrong and his villain-esque nature was due to the movie's underlying feminist liberal propaganda
A "World War" you say?
My My. Where do you get these crazy ideas?
I saw a book at a university library devoted to examining good, ok, and bad screenplays and they did a chapter on why titanic is a bad screenplay, it made me laugh.
>>71780618
Name of the book?
>>71780425
That's cause all his best shit's at the bottom of the ocean .
>>71780425
>>71780471
Good lord it's been a while, are these seriously in the movie?
>>71780657
"Understanding Screenwriting: learning from good not-quite-so-good and bad screenplays"
I couldn't take the book out and I only had 10 minutes so I took pictures of the pages of chapters I wanted to read and then converted them to a PDF on my phone with calibre. It's really great, it explains everything about screenwriting choices well.
But I can't find an ebook of it anywhere. It's fucking irritating, and it's a pretty obscure book, too.
The good structured screenplays he deconstructs: full chapters on Lawrence of Arabia, Bull Durham, Rear Window, Fargo, Kinsey, Y Tu Mama Tambien, then mini essays on All That Jazz, ET, Unforgiven, Clueless, Something To Talk About, Bound, Finding Nemo, American Splendor, Bon Voyage, Love Actually, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind , Maria Full of Grace, Before Sunset, Saving Face.
Then the not-so-good structured scripts: full chapters on Collateral, a chapter he calls 3 Jurassic Park movies, a chapter he calls A Few Lawrence Of Arabia copies (Troy, Kingdom Of Heaven, King Arthur, Alexander), Somethings Gotta Give, Three Slices Of American Pie, then mini essays on Speed, Deep Impact, Armageddon, Shrek, Pearl Harbor, Sleepover, The Incredibles, The Upside of Anger, Junebug.
>>71780930
>Freud? Who is that, a passenger in second class?
>>71780954
Then part 3 is bad screenplays: full chapters on:
Titanic
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
3 Star Wars Prequels
Then mini essays on
Dune
Howard the Duck
Willow
The Bachelor
Gods and Generals
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas”
The Stepford Wives remake
Manchurian Candidate remake
Broken Flowers
Airplanes? Nothing more than toys. The ocean liner will never be usurped.
Einstein? That overrated clerk? Science will forget his name in a few years.
Motion pictures? A passing craze my dear stupid Rose.
Hitler? That fella is just trying to get Germany back on its feet. Stop being so paranoid, Rose!
Keep em coming.
>>71781206
When the Titanic sank WW1 hadn't even started. Hitler was a nobody. Your poor understanding of history had brought you shame.
>>71780954
>>71781026
Thank you kindly
>>71780425
The Japanese? Those sandal wearing goldfish tenders? pish posh
>>71780425
The negro? Ohhh Rose, don't be so naive, they'll never be allowed to drink from the white man's water fountain!
ebin meme guys
well done /tv/, well done
Nikola Tesla? Why Rosalie, I do believe that man will be seen as a genius for generations to come.
>>71781746
Why
>>71781680
Daring.
>>71781284
What does her milk taste like?
Baneposting? That silly meme will never amount to anything. Mark my words, a few days after TDKR goes out of the theaters, it will be forgotten.
>In-door plumbing? For the life of me, I can't figure out where you get these deranged ideas Rose.
Christopher Poole? That little rapscallion will always keep his New England Horseshoe Making Tapestry, there is no way he'd just hand it over to some strange Asian man.
>>71781800
Well she buys nonfat milk, so it's not very thick.
Lenin? My dear Rose. Lenin is little more than a rabble-rouser peddling bunk in coffee houses! The Romanovs will have him up in chains before you know it.
>>71781882
The Titanic had what we would recognize as modern plumbing, and a rich guy like Cal would certainly have had indoor plumbing. It's almost like you don't know anything about the history of plumbing!
>>71780954
Piece of shit based on the selections. Some tasteless autistic nerd whining about his favorite movies.
>>71780954
But the incredibles has a great script
>>71781965
Has she ever strangled someone with her feet while jerked him off with her iron fist and stabbing him in his leg with tweezers and quoting from S.T. Coleridge's 'Rime of the Ancient Mariner'?
My dear rose, my love for you soars like that marvel of engineering the Hindenburg & will stand forever like the Twin Towers.
>>71781994
>>71781262
It's almost like you don't understand humor.
>>71781965
How did Jennifer Jason Leigh go from being a 10/10 cutie to an angry old man? Looks like botched surgery.
>>71782082
I did hear something about Tarantino, but she may have been quoting A Vision in a Dream: A Fragment.
>>71781026
I liked Sinbad...
I went in expecting to hate it too because I was forced to see it for a camp trip. It was great though.
>God himself couldn't sink this ship.
>Picasso? He won't amount to a thing... Trust me, he won't.
>"Rock 'n Roll? A bunch of simpletons flailing their arms to jumbled noise! I assure you in one year know we won't even remember the name of this passing fad!"
>"Civil rights? More like silly rights! It won't pan out."
>"Airplanes? Certain death, not to mention excessively expensive. That idea will never take flight!"
>"I just made myself a very lucrative deal with a Nigerian prince. My fortune is sure to triple in size."
>"Powering machines through nuclear fission? Such marvel concepts that come out of these funny books. Surely no scientist of respect will look at it twice."
>"Automobiles? For what purpose? Just make faster horses."
>"3D technology? What kind of fool would pay for something he already experiences every day?"
>"Novels? Dollars to donnuts it'll crash and burn. Respectable young men and woman should only read the newspaper and the cookbook, respectively."
>"Digital computers? Oh, Rose, you and your silly hormone-driven delusions."
>"Motion pictures? DAMN IT ROSE, I'M SICK OF YOUR WITCHCRAFT, YOU WILL MARRY ME!"
>>71782150
It is strange
She used to be my waifu back in the 90's
>>71782082
Holy shit that's the girl from Hudsucker Proxy. How did she get so ugly?
>>71782230
She aged.
>>71782219
>not Ashley Judd
Have no fear, Rose. The constabulary will surely put an end to the fiendish Sam Hyde's reign of terror post haste.
>>71781020
Ha ha, good one! Moving pictures as entertainment is simply a fad.
>>71782150
>>71782219
>>71782230
Yeah, it's weird that a woman looks different than she did 25 years ago.
>"Titanic"? Pfft, that overpriced vanity project is only sure to sink James Cameron's career!
>>71782289
It's fine to look different, but she looks like a different person. She used to look like a female.
I genuinely empathized with Cal more than Rose in this film
What a piece of shit wasting everyone's time, then throwing a $500 million diamond off the side of the ship
>Germany as a global power?
>Now that's just crazy thinking.
>>71782289
JJL? Oh Rose, she'll age like milk! Her career will bottom out by the age of 53.
Billy Zane? Now with that talent and face the guy is bound to have a huge career as the blockbuster hero.
>>71780457
This
Billy Zane is a last stand of implicit white male identity
>>71780618
fuck you
>>71782641
and fuck windows
>>71782214
Yes yes, well done Caledon, well done Caledon, HOWEVER
well done Carl, well done
HOWEVER
>>71780457
>>71782688
>carl
>>71782756
well he was a cuck
>>71782491
This one doesn't make sense. She did age like milk, and the surgery made her look like a lizard.
>>71782214
>>71781026
>Broken Flowers
pleb, that movie was great
what can you expect from someone whose career is a cracked.com-tier job of ragging on the screenplays of hollywood disaster porn though
>4chan? I reckon it will be a grand opportunity for intelligent, mentally sound people to gather and share their thoughts.
>>71780618
it's crazy how nazis financed james cameron's titanic and not the jews
>>71782930
"Television & Film"? A place for intelligentsia who wish to discuss moving pictures, I would assume? Why, with so many likeminded intellectuals in one place, I can only imagine the scintillating conversations they'd share!
>>71782870
She aged like fine wine, and you're either blind or a faggot. Or both.
>This war will be over by Christmas.
Gets me everytime.
>>71782365
If you think that pic he posted looks like a man, you need to see a therapist.
>>71780457
>Carl
What the fuck lad.
>>71782219
>>71782230
>>71782289
She looks better now, grew into her face. Not many women you can say that about.
>A nigger president? Might as well say that the laws of physics get bent at a subatomic level, you silly bitch.
>>71780954
The fuck is wrong with Shrek?
