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Who is the biggest cuck in film criticism and why is it Chris Stuckmann?
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck
>>71779750
better question... is there any critic out there with a more punchable face then Fuckmann??
>>71779891
Tell that to Stuckmann's ruined teeth.
BvS UC review when?
Cuckmann fans are asking for it.
>>71779750
"I know this is either an entertaining or artistic film but I wasn't totally invested enough to like it." The dude continually complains about not investing himself enough in a film. Never saw a more pleb critic.
>>71779750
He's a beta
>30 something years old
>has braces
>>71781016
In his defence, is jaw would have gotten fucked up as he got older so it was now or never. I have the same problem too and I'm going to have to get them at 23 :(
>>71780712
It's not his teeth that are ruined dickhead, it's his jaw that's the problem.
Fun fact: I live in the same area of Ohio as Chris and I often see him playing with a lightsaber by himself near an on ramp to a highway. Dudes a total whackjob.
>>71781109
Calm down Chris
>>71779750
Is his wife/gf hot? Seems the type of guy who gets a slamming chick even though he doesn't play sports and he has hundreds of SW figures in his basement. Pics or sauce of gf?
>>71781174
this seems like a perfectly believable story
>/tv/ is obsessed with some guy who panned a shitty movie for being shit
Y'all some weird ass motherfuckers
>Avengers: Age of Ultron is not a good movie, but I'll still give it a 5/5 for its strong dialogue and action scenes! xD
Yeah, I've ignored this idiot since this review
>>71781174
He has videos of him doing this
