ITT: Films that couldnt be made today
>>71776753
bullshit.
>>71776753
The Goonies.
All white wholesome normal well adjusted kids going on an adventure? Yeah not today. If it was made today it would feature niggers, beta nu-males, a sjw lesbian and a mentally ill tranny.
>>71776753
What Tarantino movie is this from?
>>71776777
checked
>>71776792
Yeah buddy no 80s movie had niggers in it it's all a contemporary jewish conspiracy
>>71776878
Reddit is on a different website
>>71776812
Do you seriously not know the second best die hard
>I hate everybody
>>71776910
Man I wish I was a redpilled alpha like this aryan.
>>71776753
I googled it and the first result was this
https://www.reddit.com/r/niglets/
>>71776792
>All white wholesome normal well adjusted kids going on an adventure
There was an asian boy
>>71776753
I like how they edited it for network broadcast.
>>71777014
Get that filth off this board.
>>71776878
What the hell are you on about? He never said there wasn't any niggers at all just in that movie. Classic example of some liberal seeing a few words he doesn't like, gets triggered and angery but can't articulate it so he writes incoherent nonsense.
>>71776878
name 1
>>71777059
>tfw you learn that "I hate niggers" digitally added in and "I hate everybody" was the sign they used since they shot on location and we're worried he would have been shot for real
>>71776753
>Movie about a white person buying a black man as a toy for his son
>>71777014
>every
>body
OH SO ONLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTED STANDARD BODIES ARE ALLOWED!?!
>>71777111
>>71777111
Really ? It looks great if this is true but that makes me think your bullshitting
>>71777054
>asians
>not white
>>71777259
It's actually true, they shot it in Harlem.
>>71777289
>if they're not black, they're white
>>71777339
Source ?
>>71777289
No they are not. The fairest skinned Asian I know still turns yellow after a few hours in the sun.
>>71776942
First best
EINHORN IS A MAN!
>>71777111
>>71777259
>>71777339
>>71777474
>>71777561
Definitely, it goes 1,with a vengeance, then 2
No others were made
>>71777687
3,1, for me. 1 is a classic but three does all the same things better and with a larger scope without losing who McLane was
>>71776753
Tropic Thunder
>>71777633
T H I S
H
I
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>>71777633
Tell the truth, would you Einhorn
>>71777657
Cool fact, cheers
>>71776753
>John McClane has to go to a feminist part of NYC with a sign that says "I'm a cis white male"
He'll be eaten alive.
>>71777951
Especially with the penis
>>71776878
>>71777105
Fuck that.
See if you can name three.
true lies
Kindergarten Cop is highly problematic
>BOYS HAVE A PENIS GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA
jfc I can't even with this
>>71776753
Its about a man taking advantage of a woman with amnesia making her believe she is in reality his wife, he treats her like a slave for most of the movie.
At the end when se regains her memories she decides to stay because being a housewife is the best
>>71779060
I like that movie but I thought the point is why she stayed was that she loved Kurt russel and his kids despite that fact she kinda sucked and hated being housewife.
Also she riches as crap she can pay someone to do all the cooking and the cleaning for dirt cheap.
Blazing Saddles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Tf5uuGvjs
>>71777754
Man, that movie snuck in right at the very border of when things turned to shit, and i'm so so glad that it did.
>>71779240
Too many Kansas city faggots would be triggered by it today.
>>71777754
Literally rdj's best performance. And jack black's, did he try actual heroin or something?
I have this shit downloaded in HD on my gamestation. I dont mind being called a shill.
>films
Just look at TV shows. The shit I grew up with would be impossible.
Ren and Stimpy
Tex Avery Show
Rockos modern life
Catdog
Watership down
Animanics
Rugrats
Ahhhh Monsters
The shit I grew up with would hardly even make adult TV nowadays. These TV shows were completely sick in hindsight and I just recently started to understand why my parents were kinda tilted imagining me watch this shit multiple hours a pay.
>>71779957
And here you are years later on 4chan, maybe it was a tell tale sign.
>>71780011
Pretty most redditors watched these shows as well. The funny thing is that I had football training 5 days a week and a match on the weekend, so I spent hardly any time in front of the television. I'd be more worried about people who werent part of a sports team and did nothing else but watch this shit. Besides
>2016
>considering it to be something bad to browse 4chinz
People like you have turned this website into a platform for normies. There really isnt anything freaky about browsing it anymore.
A Clockwork Orange
>>71776792
Lol the goonies featured a strong womyn a butch lesbian, a beta bitch, an Asian boy, and a fat transsexual along with the disabled retard
>>71780112
>People like you have turned this website into a platform for normies. There really isnt anything freaky about browsing it anymore.
Been this way for years.
>>71780304
Thats why I said turned. I didnt specify when or how. This website has been vastly different 10 years ago, though. I honestly think that /sp/ is to blame. It brought in all the normies who prior to the boards existence had to spam their sports related threads of other boards that werent made for it.
>>71780451
>>71780451
me on the left
Pretty Baby
>>71780451
the fuck is that from
>>71779240
"You said rape twice"
"I like rape"
Top kek
>>71777633
So I never got it as kid. Did Finkle just make himself look like Einhorn, but didn't chop off his balls and dick so the bulge he had out of his but was his dick tucked in?
>>71780451
Fernando Alonsos wedding?
>>71780451
>People think this is a deep and profound film rather than the pulp it is.
>>71777754
>>71779920
It could still be made today, Black people approved how the fact that Robery Downy Jr was blackfaced, and the retard lobby is one of the weakest of the human interest lobbiyist groups.
Also it did market placement write with the whole Tivo plot line.
To bad faggots went and leaked that Tom Cruise was in it, he stole the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dROwEc4VyJA
I think the real irony was the fact that Robert Downy Jr got an Oscars nomination for his role in it, when he played an actor was just an award whore who won five oscars.
>>71780766
>>71780611
Literally the filename you faggot
>>71780670
Ya got it.
>>71776792
>feature the asain kid as smart
Yeah lefties would have a fit
I don't know why you cocksmokers think that movies can't be made the same. it was that 90's when people started to have the token handicapped kick [malcolm in the middle] and the all black sitcoms of the 70's like The Jeffersons.
You don't even see that shit now.
You make it seem like every movie out now isn't After Earth With Will Smith and sons, but a rainbow of transgender, female, differently abled, culturally empty, gender neutral piece of shit.
We got fucking Assassin's Creed coming out with fucking Fassbender in the lead
So sulu is gay, he always was gay.
Fucking Star Trek was doing what you're afraid of SJW since the 60's so just gulp a dick you're gunna see Tropic Thunder movies still coming out in the future too.
There's not a damn movie that can't be done, it's just a legal thing.
Ghostbusters isn't changing the landscape it's a racist piece of shit movie, that just has white girls. The fucking SJW are bigger idiots then the stormfags and third wave feminism is just a cash grab exploit that is frankly only hurting the white knight kingdom.
Let em burn.
>>71780611
watch more movies
>>71781237
Work on improving your English please. Thank you.
>>71777754
>TT came out 10 years ago
>>71777289
autistic idiot
>>71781327
but he's right
all of this shit will blow over in a couple of years
>>71780451
>salo.jpg
>iaintclickinthatshitnigga.jpg
>black people being evil
lmao
>>71776753
"you play ball like a girl"
tumblr would be forever assblasted.
>>71779957
None of those were bad at all you fairy.
>>71780250
How was that one girl a lesbian? She kisses one of the boys
>>71777633
Reading tv tropes' page is depressing
>>71782999
Squints would be called a rapist.
What about a show like Archie Bunker?
>>71782999
I think the sequel try to 'fix' that or something. Ruining everything of course.
all of these movies are bad
>black villain
>fetishizes amputees
>sex with a woman as a 'reward' for the male lead
>the main character grows only when he adopts the characteristics of upper class white society when he himself is from the ghetto
this movie would never be well received nowadays
>>71777141
I own this movie. Unfortunately my dumbass friend borrowed it and spilled water all over the case so the cover is all fucked up. Disk works fine at least. Great movie.
>>71783249
oh shit,
I forgot about the pool scene,
yeah straight up rape culture.
>>71778900
>any number of Eddie Murphy movies
>any number of Denzel Washington movies
>Any number of Sydney Poitier movies
Motherfucking Action Jackson!
Passion of The Christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylO_Vp7aReQ
>>71780927
I think the media would make a hot button issue out of the black thing today and rustle a lot the jimmies of negros to stupid to think for themselves
>>71783199
A few years ago Tvtropes was like heroin as in addicting
Now it's like heroin as in if you're addicted to it you've been destroyed as a human being and are just a burden to those around you
>>71783328
This is an example of a movie which did EVERYTHING (except casual rape) that you're told by SJWs that Hollywood can't do or they'll be boycotted.
Besides a few articles nobody gave a fuck and the film was probably the 2nd highest grossing R rated comic book film next to Deadpool.
>>71783944
maybe because sjws don't actually have any real power.
>lol can't say naughty things like the n word in a movie nowadays or the sjw boogeymen will destroy you
You guys don't actually believe this, right? Hell, shit's even more "offensive" then is was ten or twenty years ago.
>>71776792
>>71777054
The fat kid was jewish also
Coonskin
>>71776753
>>71782999
speedboat coming out of a gators mouth
chuckle
![Triumph_des_Willens_poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9wGEKIT.jpg "Triumph_des_Willens_poster[1].jpg")
>>71776753
*CRUNCH*
literally anything could be made today.
it's not like some magical sjw wizard is gonna appear and stop you from making an offensive movie.
>>71777366
>if they're not white, they're poc
>>71781754
Eventually but it's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better
>>71783944
becauae the film was tongue in cheek self aware trash
context kid
>>71785640
I don't know, we're kind of seeing it today. Like that one actor at the BET awards with the petition to get him fired because of the shit he said about white people.
Time'll tell but I also think it'll get better eventually.
>Shows homosexuals as deranged sexual deviants with a modicum of self control
>>71785791
without*
>>71785485
Oohoho I love this movie.
On the contrary anon, it has a lot of what is missing and is loved this days.
Refreshing interracial, a good strong women, evil whitie but in the twist.
It would be praised as groundbreaking.
>>71777014
Why were those African American gentlemen so affected by this sign?
>>71780451
>There was no special effects industry in China when this film was made so many of the special effects in the film were done with real cadavers which director Tun Fei Mou was able to obtain through connections of his. The frostbite experiment victim's arms were real corpse arms and the child's body was a real cadaver. Mou waited for a whole month to find a body the same size as the child playing the role. He was almost ready to give up when the local police called him telling him that a child had been killed in an accident. He got permission from the parents and filmed the child's autopsy, dressing the coroners up like WWII-era Japanese doctors.
>>71786150
Awesome dedication.
Unborn "children" with thoughts and feelings? Go back to the middle ages bigot.
>>71777657
how come they capitalised the all of the first letters with "I Hate Niggers" but used correct grammar with "I hate everybody"
>White guy playing an angry Latin criminal with a ridiculously thick accent
>>71783802
Blackface was always a hot button issue even if it was 10 years ago because of what it represented. The only time you can get away with it is if it's done in extreme jest like you saw in Tropic Thunder where the character was such an extreme method actor, you had a surgical procedure to change his skin pigment.
As I said before, Stiller had to run it by black activists first to get the okay and they were fine with it. So even if the media tried to trump it up, if the black community leaders are fine with it, it would just make the media look like race baiting retards.
>>71786456
To be fair, he was just about to be born when he was having those thoughts and feelings. Now if he was a zygote and did that, we'd have problems.
>>71777657
So in the TV version where it says I hate everybody, why would a bunch of gang bangers be pissed over that?
>INB4 Niggers don't need reasons.
Every episode of Game of Thrones has something /pol/ shills would claim "can't be done today." Men physically overpowering females effortlessly, the phrase "women and children," dark-skinned slavers, blue-eyed hero characters, etc, etc, etc.
The whining about GoT is my favorite example thus far of how /pol/ idiots are just a different kind of SJW.
>>71777141
Was a very funny movie. Back then you could make jokes about race and people didn't cry like babies over a joke that was intentionally funny, intentionally meant to be disturbing but satire of it.
In the film Jackie Gleason's character "US" is constantly made fun of for purchasing a black man as a toy for his son.
>>71783944
>female wins the kingsmen competition
>black guy is a genius billionaire
>all the rich white people die
>EVERYTHING (except casual rape) that you're told by SJWs that Hollywood can't do or they'll be boycotted
What the fuck are you talking about? If anything that movie did all the shit that SJWs WANT to see.
>>71788462
Dude all the rich people die Asian's, blacks, whites, its was cause they were rich, the female only won bc she was a bitch to her dog and its stated and in the end the straight white guy prevails and is seen as better for it by the audience and the people involved. The movie was biased towards anyone leaving no one as the victim of assblasting
>>71783794
It never should have been made
>>71783328
nigger this came out in 2014
>>71780220
This
>>71776753
Considering that was typically censored to "I hate everyone" but Django unchained etc is not I'd day you might have things backwards.
>>71780384
Lol faggot
>>71784959
>>71784820
The only answers remotely close to correct in this thread.
/tv/, you would be a lot happier if you didn't spend all your time complaining about SJWs.
We have the tech, why would this be impossible?
I was trying to make a film just the other day when the SJW police showed up and told me we didn't have enough diversity
man what a world political correctness am I right?
>>71776753
Any movie where the hero is a man with balls instead of a comedic goofball or whiny teen.
>>71777289
holy shit hahahahahahah
You're fucking retarded, chink.
This.
>kids smoking like its nothing
>fuckton of slang
>covers sensitive materials (child abuse, neglience)
>shows a dead body
>fuckin pg 13
Still best movie ever made
A remake like this would never fucking fly. Turned the devil from a man to a woman, and the protagonist is just an innocent and well-intentioned goober male. Who is also white, so you know that's another big no-no.
>>71779920
Black Jack was bad in though, dumb faggot.
>>71777657
>no source
>>71776792
Oops! Looks like you got lost on your way to /pol/. Let me try and help you.
>>>/pol/
>>71786946
Al Pacino looks swarthy enough though. Could Literally pass for a 100% Cuban if he spoke Spanish.
test
>>71776792
It's cute you think that.
>>71790921
Heard this is funny. I like TLI albums. Worth it?
>>71786150
Did the dead at least get credited for their work?
>>71783328
>tfw everyone talking about how he fucks the swedish woman in the ass or something
>download it
>okay movie
>during the sex scene a weird zoom to the offscreen
>what, they censored the rip?
>someone got flustered enough that they took it out of retail copies
>>71790951
Yes, has a couple of priceless gems in it too
>>71790947
Man that movie was the epitome of wasted potential. Just like every other JJ flick.
>>71784049
FUCKING THIS
>>71776974
whats the problem with this, aside from being shitty?
>>71776753
Tarantino could do it
https://youtu.be/_5REfYPlGJk
>>71787620
>taking /pol/ seriously
kill yourself reddit
>>71790999
Thanks, I'll give it a go. Nice trips.
>>71784820
think again
16 Candles
>Long Duk Dong
>>71791057
when /pol/ is right it insists that its serious, but then when /pol/ is inevitably proven wrong it insists that its satire and that none of its users take /pol/ seriously
>>71791029
He's already solidified this ability to say Nigger in any fucking movie he wants and he always does a great job it it.
'Tino Kino will always use "nigger" as tastefully as possible.
