>Stay tuned! The #Ghostbusters cast will be answering your questions in just an hour! #AskGhostbusters
What will you ask them /tv/?
CAN I LICK YOUR LEGS
At this point, they're just fishing for insults and controversy, aren't they? I'm starting to believe this whole movie is some sort of art project and instead of showing a movie, it will be a 60 minute collage of angry twitter, 4chan, reddit and youtube comments.
Yeah which ghost is spookier: This franchise or your careers?
>>71774624
Why does Kate Mckinnon think she's a female Jim Carrey when she's not even a female Joan Rivers' plastic flesh.
>>71774657
Definitely.
All PR is good PR.
>>71774657
>60 minute collage of angry twitter, 4chan, reddit and youtube comments.
Pure internet-kino.
>>71774799
She's pretty talented and funny, just not THAT talented or funny. Given time i think she can be the best female comedian out there.
>>71774564
Why did you cast a Gorilla?
>>71774624
Why does Kristen Wig look like she hates herself in every ghostbusters related pic
>>71774887
Wait, she too is a comedian? I thought she and Wiig were the 2 actual actresses.
>>71774887
>Given time i think she can be the best female comedian out there.
Yeah and one day we'll develop Faster than Light travel.
>>71774564
People are actually asking legitimate questions in the twitter comments
>how often do you drink from the cup of male tears shed over your destruction of childhood? #askghostbusters
>>71774934
Uh yeah. She's been in SNL for years....as did Wiig fyi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXvo6ksBHnI
>>71774956
Why did they cast a Gorilla?
>>71774564
Why did they terminated a decent franchise?
>>71774956
fuck off nigger faggot
>>71774957
I'M ALMOST THERE BRYAN, JESUS, WILL YOU CUT ME SOME SLACK ALREADY
>>71774974
>>71775009
just what i expected honestly...
more racism
why??
>>71774970
That doesnt make her a comedian you fucking moron
I wish someone could organize all the trolls to make sure they don't send in mean comments. The time to troll has passed. Currently it's close enough to the release that people might actually get pissed off enough to get a ticket.
>>71774956
yeah, this place is pretty fun tbqhwy famalam
What did the "ghostbusters" franchise ever do to them to destroy it like that?
Guys guys! We need to be creative here. Lets think of a question that outright makes them admit the movie is fucking shit
>>71775037
Why did they cast a gorilla and a fat orangutan?
>>71775038
What does, you fucking genius?
Ghostbuster .. """""""""fans""""""""""
there's going to be baneposting
>>71775095
Quality is probably not something they are concernet about. It's Ghostbusters.
They probably just care about the $ and marketing, and /tv certainly does it a big favor by obsessing over it for free.
>>71775132
/tv/ BTFO!!
>>71775132
UUGGG!!DISGUSTING SLUGS!!FUCK 'EM!!
>>71775132
I didn't know that there were female Baneposters that supported the new ghostbusters movie.
>>71774564
Question: Where did u find that monkey? And does she do any tricks?
>>71774956
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>>71774956
Back To pol
>>71774956
nigger
Anyone else think how fucking sad it is how the supporters (mostly women) are being so fucking petty shitting on naysayers? They call people with negative views manchildren and yet they are perhaps the most childish group Ive seen in recent memory.
>Yeah women power! Are you mad? Cry more you basement dwelling blah blah blah etc etc
You get the picture
>>71774956
Your unneccessary remake is still gonna suck, Feig
Also this site's an equal opportunity offender, so fuck off
>>71775197
Amy good Gorilla. Amy Pretty.
>>71774624
Holyshit, why doesn't the gorilla use her hollywood money to fix that effed up face?
>>71775132
Inspire girls to do what
>>71775274
To become animorphs
>>71775240
Because it's so empowering Anon!
FUCK THE PATRIARCHY
>>71774974
the ORIGINAL ghostbusters had a gorilla
Comes out Monday
Where are the reviews
>>71775317
McCarthy looks and sounds like a fucking nanny in everything she does
if you go to the hashtag there's a running theme
its only women asking the questions
>>71774927
She does look depressed as fuck, doesn't she
I wonder why. This shit movie probably has her set for fucking life
>>71775341
Embargoed until opening day
I tweeted asking why the ghostbusters spawncamped a children's hospital, but it seems Twitter made it go away quickly.
>>71774564
does the gorilla get paid in bananas?
>>71775449
Just look at that face. That's joke enough.
>>71774564
How many hours did it take to make the gorilla put that dress on?
>>71775101
Being funny you stupid shit
>>71774956
#ReclaimAfrica
>>71774624
Christ that black one looks legit tranny
>>71775317
You forgot to replace the fat chick for a whale
>>71774956
(You)
>>71774970
>She's been in SNL for years
SHE BOMBED!
>>71775676
Thanks m8 I needed it
>>71774956
>being easily offended
>hanging out on 4chan
okay
>>71774564
Nothing. Remember whatever you say can and will be used against you. No need to reinforce the stupid train of thought that people are trash talking this thanks to mysoggyknee and not because it looks like shit.
>>71774956
This seems like really old pasta but it's pretty good.
>>71775599
Well that's subjective innit, you whiny cunt?
>>71774624
>when you see it
>>71774624
look at the size of Maccarthey's ass. Holy shit...
>>71775172
why would you imply that they drink semen of a cup?
>>71774956
>copypasta
Do you think Kristen Wiig is just daydreaming about quirky independent comedies during these (((interviews)))?
>>71774897
>>71774974
>>71775099
>>71775170
>>71775197
>>71775254
>>71775261
>>71775317
>>71775442
>>71775522
please keep this shit going i'm crying from laughter
>>71774956
>>71774956
Can't tell if this is bait or summerfaggotry. Either way, fuck off nigger
Apparently critics love the movie. Looks like it's not going to do so bad after all and lots of people are going to have some crow to eat
>>71779168
Cool, cool. Apparently you're wrong and you're making shit up. Imagine that.
>>71779168
>patton oswalt
>critic
>>71779168
Riiiiight.......because random twitter comments trying to bring positive buzz is clearly the better indication than the fucking review embargo which is the signature of a terrible movie.
Honestly with the latest reviews it pretty much seems like this movie is dead on arrival
whether it's a woman thing or a race thing
either way, i mad as hell
![screen%20shot%202015-07-30%20at%202.31.57%20pm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EISUaG0.png "screen%20shot%202015-07-30%20at%202.31.57%20pm[1].png")
>make a shitty version of something men thought of 30 years ago
>fuck year gurrl power xD
Think about actual brilliant, talented woman, like say, Mary Shelly, who writes a masterpiece like Frankenstein when she was just 18 at a time when women really were second class citizens who couldn't vote or have their voices heard. A novel that's nearly 200 years old and will probably endure for centuries more to come, captivating young minds boys and girls alike for generations. Just think of what an achievement that work of genius was and is.
Then these stupid SNL cunts come along with nothing more than a remake of something already created three decades ago that is pretty much guaranteed critical and box office success without even trying thanks to current social pressures and cultural trends (even though it will most likely contribute nothing to the franchise, the movie industry, or storytelling in general), and yet dim-witted SJWs and other assorted cucks actually, LITERALLY think they are heroes breaking down gender barriers with this lame garbage. Embarrassing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIKCgVuUKeo&feature=youtu.be
holy shit
>>71779429
Honest to God, Power Rangers has better fight choreography.
http://www.monkeysfightingrobots.com/ghostbusters-react/
>"I liked it better than the original"
>>71779539
haters btfo
>>71779429
JESUS CHRIST YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING ME THAT WAS THE CRINGIEST SHIT EVER!
>>71779429
>Theyre seriously never going to catch a ghost in this shitheap
What.....the fuck....was that? Im going to ignore the crap CGI for a minute and say that was fucking terrible. Both in creativity and execution
>>71779539
Notice that they're all women, too.
>>71779429
SLAPSHOT
>>71779948
>>71779168
It was a test screening. Batman V. Superman got a 10 minute standing ovation at the first yest screening and look how that turned out.
>>71774657
>At this point, they're just fishing for insults
Bingo. My first thought.
>PLEASE 4CHAN WE NEED TO PLAY THE VICTIM ANGLE MORE
>COME CALL US FAT STUPID CUNT NIGGER WHORES
>>71779168
AVGN got crucified for saying he wasn't going to go see it, and nobody gives a shit or knows who he is. Imagine if Peter Travers or someone like that says the movie sucks...it would be career ending. Sony has figured out the magic formula for making these shitty remakes stick, as long as you can spin some liberal agenda into it, it will work. SJW's are like cultists, and anything that can tap into that weird fury can succeed. People are treating the remake like it's some kind of political campaign or something, even going so far as to advise people to "cut people who malign Ghostbusters out of your life".
>>71779429
>Ghosts halfassedly hop over them
>Beams just sort of loosely wrap around the ghosts and they disappear after getting hit
>Kristen Wiig rolls in slow motion for some reason
>Enormous fat woman sloshes around and quips
>>71775449
is...... motherfucker, is that melissa mccarthy in disguise?!?!?!?
>>71779429
I don't even know what to say..... maybe it's the old movies and cartoons but this just doesn't feel right. it's like they are forcing this to be some sort of huge fight scene with ridiculous choreographies. man, this is really going to be bad
I think plebs will like it while anyone who has seen the first two movies will not like it at all due to the huge differences in comedy and execution in general
>>71781849
Luckily Travers is a huge SJW. Every year he calls the Academy racist and they still let him on RT. Rolling Stone is practically owned by Hilary Clinton. Every week they publish another anti-Donald Trump article.
>>71779498
That's not an insult. Most seasons of power rangers has fantastic choreography.
>>71774624
THICC
>>71779168
"Critics" here, being Devin Faraci, the guy who gave Fannt4stic a good review and Patton Oswald, who is irrelevant in every way, shape, or form.
>>71774564
This...seems like a terrible idea. Who told them to go directly to the Internet and take questions?
Someone is going to cry. This will reduce a human being to tears. Mark my words.
>>71782109
she's learning from todd!!
<Um yeah, I'd like to ask the dark one, what was it like kissing Mark Wahlberg with Tim Burton directing?
>and uh, um this is for the rest of the uh, cast, does the dark one smell? >Love the dick and fart jokes, you girls rock!
>>71779429
>This is supposed to be one of the better scenes of the film, a short clip of the good shit that would convince people to see it, even trick them into not thinking the rest of the film is shit
>This is all they've got
>>71779429
Had to watch it twice cuz it was so nice
>>71779429
I know she says "Slapshot" but when I look at her round sexless suet head all my brain hears is "Pork Chop".
>>71779429
>UGGHHHH SLAPSHOT!
>>71779168
Of course critics love it. They don't want to be lynched by sjws and blm.
Bought out just like every critic was for star wars when it was actually a fairly mediocre movie
>>71779429
>that bland score just starts with no buildup
>that boring camerawork
>that light-feeling proton pack
>rolling for no good reason
>slow motion that doesn't make the scene any better
>that flashy neon gas machine to hide how fucking boring this looks
How.
Fucking how?
How can it get worse than it already looks?
>>71787350
I don't know how they managed to even fuck up a generic orchestral score.
>>71779429
Somebody, somewhere is going to enjoy this movie.
>>71775172
>The bitter feminist is both overweight and unattractive
Every single time.
Who can link me to that video of the Ghostbusters doing a photo op next to a dying black woman at a hospital?
>>71786111
>>71786328
I could have sworn I heard her say Slapchop.
I feel bad for Kate MacKinnon and Leslie Jones.
Wiig and McCarthy's careers will survive this, but the other two are going to be in movie jail forever. SNL lifers.
>>71775449
Can someone ask her how often she downs a jug of maple syrup?
>>71788947
They are just goyim, who cares.
>>71774564
Surely she is referencin that slap-chop kitched gadget.
What that had to do with the scene however is anybodies guess.>>71774564
>>71788947
>Leslie Jones
horrible unfunny hack
everyone on SNL is shit though
>>71775381
Not a good sign.
>>71779616
This comment is cringier than that.
Go to /b/ for real cringe. Or /r9k/
>>71774887
>talented
>funny
shes tryhard
>>71787830
PURE COINCIDENCE
>>71779429
>>71788947
That's just how it is, for every successful SNL movie star, there are always 2 or 3 duds.
>>71790349
How about you put your fist in a blender?
>>71779429
>150 million budget
>looks like a LE EPIC DUBSTEP GUN youtube video
>>71774624
>>71790634
Did he stick his dick in a plug socket or something?
>>71779429
>we got this instead of Ghostbusters 3 with the original cast
>My PajeetShitStreet account is banned
>To pussy to go against the liberal narrative on my real name
This movie is going to be a massive piece of shit
I can't wait for all those bloggers and shill critics to make up some BS to defend it
>>71790727
Going to be a lot of "its a dumb fun comedy, just turn off your brain".
>>71790694
Did you want Ghostbusters 3?
>>71779418
frankenstein sucks desu, bad book
dracula is better, but it sucks too
nosferatu 1979 is the only good version of either
>>71779429
Whats with the music? They could have had an epic Batman V Superman Wonder Woman theme going on to at least try and save the scene but instead it's THIS?
>>71775095
Why hasn't the embargo been lifted?
>>71790785
Um who didnt?
>>71779429
>that zoom in at 0:12
>that zoom out at 0:14
>all the unnecessary slow motion
This is...this is not good.
>>71790824
Isnt the reviews coming out on the 10th?
>>71782109
nice leafy phrasing faggot
>>71777452
>cringe
Petty insults only fuel the sexism narrative. You have to combat that shit with rational argument
>>71779429
>dyke starts uses her normal proton wand
>cut to others doing shit
>cut back to dyke, she's using the pistols now
>cut to different angle as she ducks
>she's holding the normal wand again
Nice continuity feiggot.
>>71790859
Bill Murray.
>>71790968
He probably regrets it now
>>71775095
Is it true that Paul Fieg was so frustrated with the police and army dance routine that he actually broke down and started crying?
>>71790943
Reminds me of Uwe Boll's House of the Dead shootout scene.
Hell that scene is cinema gold compared to this. Check it out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H9WqbZC3XeM
>>71790785
In 1995 I did hell yeah
>>71775673
No he didn't.
>>71790982
Whats the deal with the way he looks so serious, starts laughing then goes back to being serious...
>>71791071
Because he doesn't want to be there or be in this movie.
>>71774564
Do they feel in charge?
>>71782816
Hey! He was almost funny on Reno 911!.
>>71788947
Leslie Jones doesn't deserve to have a career in the first place. She's not even funny enough to be on SNL and that's saying something
>>71788947
paul feig is going to get shrekt too
he was having a mental breakdown on twitter for a reason
>>71791071
It's starts directly after they showed a terrible clip of the movie. Original cast members are in elevated chairs in back row, femmebusters in front of them. The femmebusters look back at him for approval as the audience is forced to applaud. He pretends to laugh. They turn back around. He stops.
>>71791124
It was right after they played a clip from the movie. He was sitting in the back behind the 4 Girlbusters. One of them turned around to look at him and he forgot he was supposed to pretend the mess of absolute shit he just watched was funny
>>71779429
Aren't proton packs supposed to wrangle the ghosts so they can be forced into the ghost trap, why are they just shooting the ghost?
>>71791492
>why are they just shooting the ghost?
Because they're Jedi, this is an action movie, and they're super heroes.
>>71775172
>aaaaaand she's fat
Do you feel good about yourselves, being that the 4 of you are merely used as corporate human shields that are forced to shove this tripe down your own fans' throats and going along with the whole feminism and sexism defense as ordered by your masters at Sony despite the fact that your movie is quite possibly even more offensive to both women and minorities than your film's detractors?
>doing a ground roll while wearing/firing a volitile nuclear accelerator
>>71790824
early reviews out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Pvk70Gx6c
>>71791445
Well thats a big fail considering the camera was on him the entire time...
>>71791633
>He's getting old ;_;
Please stay healthy Bill
>>71791667
It's Bill Murray. Not to meme too hard here, but do you really think he gives a shit?
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>>71774624
>short spiked animu hair
Literally the worst possible fucking hairstyle she could have gone with desoo~
>>71779418
Really underrated post, it sums up the whole situation. I hope some SJW see that and understand how pathetic they are.
I can't wait to shit all over the people who defended this garbage
>>71774887
Is she the cheap equivalent of ScarJo?
>>71791636
>paul feig
>father was absent for most of his childhood, was raised primarily by his mom
>was bullied as a kid by other men
>develops a complex where he hates other men, hangs around mostly women
>builds a career off of chick flicks
>projects his insecurity and hatred of men into ghostbusters
i change my mind, ghostbusters 2016 is kino
>>71787830
>>71790403
>confirmation bias
>>71774624
Kek
Look how full those wine glasses are
They know
